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#572179 +(1469)- [X] <Rjx> so guys
<Rjx> i gotta get my computer to the USA somehow
<Rjx> as cheap as possible
<GerbilWrk> wrap it up in a condom and swallow it
<Jimmothy> put it in a condom and swallow it
<Rjx> you two aren't allowed to talk anymore
#617003 +(1452)- [X] <Rjx> see i'm fully willing to honour "valentines day" as long as the female in question honours "naked nintendo day"
#528007 +(1396)- [X] <@Aprentice> girls who fuck animals should be put in a mental institute
<Rjx> or on TV
#13359 +(1133)- [X] <TrivBot> Question 3. A man's beard grows fastest when he ______?
<_Cozmo_> shaves it
<emul8or__> shaves
<RatAway> jacks off
<TrivBot> Here's a hint: antici
<Rjx> anticipates sex
<TrivBot> Rjx got the answer: anticipates sex. In: 5.7secs.
<Rjx> wtf?
#266572 +(1024)- [X] <Rjx> they really need to make formatting a laptop easier, for lazy people like me
<Rjx> they could make them like etch-a-sketches
<Rjx> you just turn them upside down and shake them
<Rjx> and BAM, new install
#94604 +(903)- [X] [ Rjx ] either the chocolate in my pocket has melted, or this is something altogether more sinister
#22520 +(759)- [X] <EssKay> i don't want to have fucking poles in my underwear, man.
<Rjx> that joke went so far over your head it got hijacked and flown into a major landmark
#13068 +(746)- [X] <Rjx> hmm.....goatse.cx is a better link
<ganonboy> what section of the site are the ROMS in?
<ganonboy> ? is it http://www.goatse.cx
<ganonboy> ??
<Rjx> yup
<ganonboy> I dont see any N64 roms?
<Rjx> what do you see?
<ganonboy> A sick picture...
<Rjx> click on it
<Rjx> it's an imagemap
<Rjx> click on his ass
<ganonboy> you are lying
<Rjx> did you try it?
<ganonboy> yes
<ganonboy> and nothing happens
#675555 +(712)- [X] <Rjx> i'm a mac
<Rjx> and i'm a pc
<Rjx> and we're both irritating faggots
#39990 +(670)- [X] [Rjx] heh, kids need to learn through experience
[Rjx] you can't teach a person, you can only help them teach themselves
[Gauge] So they can gain levels, Rjx?
[Video`] I'm level 75 in life.
[Gauge] "BabyRjx gains a level! BabyRjx is now ToddlerRjx!"
* Rjx is level 34
* Rjx has learned "walk"
[Video`] Level 34 and you -just- learned walk?
[Video`] n00b.
#12257 +(629)- [X] <Rjx> Running Virus Decector Version 1.0.2 - Type ? for disinfect help
<dadadada> ?
<Rjx> The irc.infect.bears.you virus has been detected from your IRC client
<dadadada> how can i clean it?
<Rjx> To disinfect type "/timer 0 1 /msg <channel you are in> bear.be.gone"
<Rjx> End of Instruction -|
<dadada> ok
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
*** dadadada was kicked by Snes9x (flood)
#71694 +(453)- [X] <Rjx> "Funeral" is an anagram for "Real Fun"
<Rjx> Go Figure.
#46795 +(432)- [X] <debutante> i use dragon naturally speaking
<debutante> I say enter and its done
<Rjx> I don't like those voice recognition programs
<Rjx> granted I haven't used one in about 3 years
<Rjx> but the last one I used I would speak a proper sentance
<debutante> well im lying anyway
<Rjx> and it'd come out with "alice alice alice melon grapefruit monkey"
#46701 +(404)- [X] <datacide> well
<datacide> and always remember the old saying...
<datacide> no cock is as hard as life
<Rjx> I've never heard that one
<debutante> uh
<debutante> me either
<debutante> FREAK
<Rjx> I think that should have been the line in Forrest Gump
#21110 +(398)- [X] <Rjx> was last day of school today
<Rjx> loads of people signed my shirt
<vampireuk> I remember some wise ass signed "wide load" on mine
<Rjx> I went round writing "www.goatse.cx" on people's
#48197 +(372)- [X] (Rjx)[+] #1 cool thing about IRC
(Rjx)[+] no-one knows if you're naked
#28125 +(357)- [X] <Rjx> I could be good at marketing
<Rjx> I'd target spam at geeks
<Rjx> "Viagra! Increase your Uptime!"
#23382 +(320)- [X] <jonathans> can you kick his ass
<Rjx> I know karate, he knows kickboxing
<Rjx> but if I punched him he'd break my network card
<jonathans> nevermind then
#23447 +(243)- [X] <phoenix-> rjx: im sure #mensa can survive without another intellogant person
#23523 +(167)- [X] <Rjx> someone just posted an ASCII version of goatse in another channel
<c-rOCK> well c/p it
<c-rOCK> lets see it
#750058 +(67)- [X] <Rjx> How to get laid? Uninstall Linux.
<Rjx> case closed
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