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<%kastein> jack be nimble, jack be quick... I'm not an asshat so I'm not gonna finish this line
<%spock1104> jack be nimble, jack be quick, jacks a pedo and touched a young chick
<+Chronojam> She tripped, fell, landed on his dick; isn't that right Jack
<+Chronojam> Jack be nimble, Jack be quick; she tripped and fell, woke up on his dick
<+Jack> hey they're cute what do you want from me

#744203 +(169)- [X]

<@blaxthos> one token to unite them
<@kastein> murdrface: and in a ring bind them

#945740 +(-105)- [X]

<blackc> kastein: the real tire jeeped monday night, due to a potholr
<blackc> we have been operating the donut model
<blackc> however, the donut model today jeeped, due to pothole
<kastein> NEED RAID 6
<blackc> so i did what you would do
<kastein> this raid5 tire setup is not sufficient
<blackc> i pulled the jeeped real tire out of the back (hot spare) and hit it as hard as i could with a wrench until it was close to round
<blackc> jon brought the air pump
<blackc> and we were in business
<kastein> hahahaha you used a wrench?
<kastein> that's great
<blackc> yes
<blackc> i lacked a hammer
<blackc> and guess what
<blackc> now i can drive to driving class!

#744206 +(-148)- [X]

<+Tigrael> you're a bash mod now?
<%kastein> yup.
<%spock1104> kastein: tell them to stop rejecting quotes that rock and accepting quotes that suck
<%kastein> spock1104: hey
<%kastein> them includes me now
* %kastein goes back to being a nazi mod
<%kastein> MUST THROW MORE QUOTES IN THE OVEN

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