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<Ich> I've discovered that people on IRC don't get offended or riled up by racism
<Ich> nor politically incorrect jokes
<Ich> nor feminism, nazism,
<Ich> nor goatse, or even tubgirl
<Ich> not even jokes about 9/11 get a rise out of anybody
<Ich> but as soon as I tell somebody that macs are better than PC's, things get ugly

#347793 +(2916)- [X]

<Nudger> The Internet is great, but the best thing it's ever done is when a bored schoolfriend of mine set the school's website's background to Goatse.
* Antifreez sighs
<Antifreez> So many memories attached to that song.
<Nudger> It was so great when the IT teacher opened the page on a huge projection screen, and without looking at it, said "We, shall be attemping THIS, boys!"
<Nudger> I swear, I was almost sick from laughing.

#38659 +(2111)- [X]

<wangsta`> damnit
<wangsta`> how the fuck do i turn that off
<wangsta`> everytime someone pastes a link it pops up
<@Ele|HW> oh?
<@Ele|HW> http://www.goatse.cx
<wangsta`> I FUCKING HATE YOU

#21354 +(1706)- [X]

<Beerman> I demand random linkage! link me to strange things, and entertain me
<tate> http://www.goatse.cx/
<ecs> i was just gunna say that...
<Beerman> my word, whats wrong with that mans bottom?

#556104 +(1533)- [X]

<themole> I was thinking of quiting my job at target
<soapy> you should look into getting a job at goatse
<soapy> I heard they have a large opening

#73052 +(1512)- [X]

<TheDingo> okay.. i walked into the kitchen to get something, and my mom is on the phone with someone and she says "i said, 'who are you to talk? you showed the inside of your anus to half the nation!'"
<TheDingo> and i just screamed "you know the goatse man?!"

#42262 +(1446)- [X]

<parnbl00d> I've been questioning my sexuality for a while, but my family's all conservative and stuff, so I don't wanna come out with it to them
<naga> parn: go to goatse.cx
* parnbl00d goes
<parnbl00d> thanks, that'll keep me straight for the next 20 years
<naga> no problem

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<konfuzed> i'm at this lan party...
<konfuzed> most of the others are downstairs, drinking.
<konfuzed> now they've all got goatse as their background image.

#11339 +(1222)- [X]

(NOTE: The URLs were coloured out with IRC colours, or something ^_^)

<@Saiko> Hello #sqrxz my name is Claudia, I have 36D tits and I am very horny. You can read more about me HERE ----> ( http://goatse.cx http://goatse.cx ) and i also have some nude pictures of me! I also talk about when I had oral sex with my roomate. I'm only 17 and I'm very lonely, pls cum and chat with me!
<@Zinco> Who would be retarded enough to click on a link they could not see?
<Loco-san> HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!

#187355 +(1129)- [X]

<Ich> broadband sucks in the sense that goatse loads before i can close the window

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<WTM2K> i accidentally turned on auto-catch, and everytime someone says a url it pops up in explorer
<Supachikn> www.superchicken.com
<|Cheez|> sorry about this but www.goatse.cx
<Supachikn> www.tubgirl.com
<Dekkon> www.dekkon.com
<WTM2K> i hate you all

#624688 +(1072)- [X]

(Cdian)If anyone wants to see it, I have the entire series of "goatse" pictures, not just the most famous one. You'd be horriffied to see exactly what that man can fit up his arse.
(em-p)Yeah cause when I saw goatse.cx my first thought was "where can I find MORE?" and then, when I found more? "I'm going to hold onto these!" I just don't KNOW you anymore dude.

#43107 +(954)- [X]

*** MoBart has joined #mmorpg.ger
<MoBart> @find forgotten realms
<MoBart> @locator forgotten realms
<nemesys> wtf?
<TechWar> WareZ l0cAtOR 1.2: found forgotten realms @ www.goatse.cx
*** MoBart has left #mmorpg.ger
<TechWar> hehehe.

#36445 +(878)- [X]

<BADGER> I wonder what Shakespeare would say if he ever was transported to our time and discovered goatse. "HIS ASS! This beige monstrosity mocketh me at every turn. Woe is my eyes. I owe apologies to my retinas, for such a curse have I endured on them. Woe! Woe!"

#13068 +(830)- [X]

<Rjx> hmm.....goatse.cx is a better link
<ganonboy> what section of the site are the ROMS in?
<ganonboy> ? is it http://www.goatse.cx
<ganonboy> ??
<Rjx> yup
<ganonboy> I dont see any N64 roms?
<Rjx> what do you see?
<ganonboy> A sick picture...
<Rjx> click on it
<Rjx> it's an imagemap
<Rjx> click on his ass
<ganonboy> you are lying
<Rjx> did you try it?
<ganonboy> yes
<ganonboy> and nothing happens

#48590 +(824)- [X]

(AnAcOnDa): www.goatse.cx
(sd3mon): been there done that
(blackanese): done that?

#144846 +(759)- [X]

<arioch> Day changed to 11 Sep 2003
<arioch> whee
<ukiro> ok, everyone put on fake beards
<arioch> don't got one
<ukiro> grow one
<ukiro> HURRY
<arioch> I haven't shaved in 3 or 4 weeks
<arioch> I have something more than a stubble
<Cyb> I have a goatsee thing
<arioch> but that's about it
<Cyb> er
<Cyb> goatee
<Cyb> damnit
<arioch> you have a goatse
<ukiro> hahaha
<Cyb> stupid internet ruined my life

#100470 +(757)- [X]

<Deepthroat> The thing that always got me about the goatse.cx guy is that he's wearing a wedding ring. Does his wife know he can cram a week's worth of camping gear up there? Does she know that her husband's gaping ass has become an internet super sensation? Is it a secret, or is she a part of his anal adventures? Did she clap when he managed to solve a Rubik's cube using only the muscles of his colon?
<StarDonut> Deepthroat: For all you know, she's the one with the camera.

#38489 +(735)- [X]

<arnoboltinager> is goatse down for anyone else?

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<Quizical[GSF]> I am considering changing all the voice files in Half Life to wavs of women orgasming
<TheMaestro> hehe
<Doc|KillinReds> HAHAHAHA
<Quizical[GSF]> I'd never stop using the scientists
<TheMaestro> hahahah
<Doc|KillinReds> Hell the first 15 minute of the game would be crazy
<TheMaestro> ALRIGHT, I GOT THE SHOTGUN!  DIE HEADCRAB!  OHH, UHH, OHHH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHH
<Quizical[GSF]> "We might stand a better chance if we OHHH!  OOHH GOD!  OOHH GOD YES!"
<Spankz> It'd be pretty damn hilarous, considering the lip synching software would cause moments when the scientits would just open up like goatse.

#68533 +(682)- [X]

<AL9000> I'm gonna make my girlfriend a valentine with the goatse man on it, and it will have a caption that reads "I love you thiiisss much!"

#444999 +(669)- [X]

<conVict> omg my older bro is a bastard
<conVict> it's mum's birthday, and he set up a treasure hunt for her to find her gift
<conVict> she went all aroudn the house. up and down the stairs
<conVict> finally found the final clue
<maxi> lol
<conVict> it was a picture of goatse
<maxi> ROFL!!!!
<conVict> mum started crying
<conVict> he got banned from the comp for a month

#2211 +(662)- [X]

<CiXeL> apparently a customer got pissed at us this morning and sent our sales secretary goatse.cx as an attachment

#46913 +(653)- [X]

<CaptainCanada231> So wait, I should grow the goatse?
<CaptainCanada231> *goatee

#91968 +(649)- [X]

<cae> i wonder what sales calls will be like with video phones
<DarthBong> at least then you'll be able to flip them off
<DarthBong> or hang up a porn picture over the camera
<cae> hehe...print out goatse.cx pictures and flash them to unsuspecting sales people
<DarthBong> hehe
<keetz> hahaha
<DarthBong> "hang on a sec, i can't remember where I left my credit card.... Oh, i left it in.. (goatse.cx guy) HERE"

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