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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
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<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
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-!- Spudnewt [MacroKILLA@S01060004e2286ac3.wp.shawcable.net] has
<Spudnewt> These goddamn trolls interrupting my flow. These niggas
don't respek us with a +o. They gotta color spam and fake
invite, bombing with asciis in yellow on white. Shit
yeah. it's bright, you 12 year old kiddie. You ain't got
pubes and you ain't seen titty. I'll jupe your chans and
ban your ass. Don't message me with plz unban, your chance
has passed! Other opers crappin up our relay net.
<Spudnewt> Why haven't you delinked your 386 yet? ircd needs xeons and
dual cpus. When it comes to irc hardware, you can't be a
jew. Shit, nobody knows the trouble I've seen. On invites
for websites with naked teens. Begs for ops and packet
attacks. Shit from users who use vi, not emacs. Another
long day of patrolling the IRC. Eating my doritos, and
having a jerk, I chat with TheWalrus and #nanog faggots.
<Spudnewt> All this niggas do is complain "the lag it's-- bad, chat
is slow, and we're getting harassed." Shit, trolls, this
k-line is your last. Once more and it's "G" and you're
gone for good. Banned from the internet chatting
neighbourhood. It's lonely at the top. Just me and
CHANFIX. Day in and day out. Banning trolls with my linux.
We give safe harbor to chatters world wide.
<Spudnewt> From pedophiles to hacker thieves. Yeah, I won't lie: IRC
is a cesspool of e-misfits. EazyCheezes and bagel-cutters
like that nigga BitS. But at least we're the best.
Disagree and you're gone. BRB, mom just told me gotta mow
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<Darkcyde> someone give that guy a record deal
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<Knightmare> Well that was a night of fear and terror.
<Knightmare> I bought a bag of mushrooms and a bottle of Everclear.
<Knightmare> Settled down for a nice evening of mind altering psychadelia
<Timork> Bad trip huh?
<Knightmare> Horrible, I never want to go through it again.
<Knightmare> Somewhere along the line I installed emacs.
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<@amoeba> hey, what's the keyboard shortcut to discard the current buffer in emacs?
<@thatguy> do you have 12 fingers
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<sceadu> i really need to figure out how to use a debugger in emacs
<iank> pfft, how could you *not* know?
<iank> It's just ctrl+alt+meta+f7+numlock+c+e+m+<
<iank> Hell, you could discover that by accident in emacs..
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themack: just played the saxophone for 15 minutes and my lips are already sore
ScooterX: themack: Try playing it from the small end next time!
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andrewy: linux exploits are like IF THE MOON IS IN FRONT OF VENUS AND YOU ARE LEFT HANDED AND SOMEONE ALREADY HAS LOCAL ACCESS AND YOU HAVE YAEWS (YET ANOTHER EMACS WEB SERVER) INSTALLED IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE UNDER CERTAIN CONDITIONS TO BECOME ROOT
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* McPierce once wrote a webserver in VB that was more powerful than apache.
< bkjones> I once coded an operating more powerful than windows using PHP while standing on my head and driving a car.
< ScottCh> I once mistyped a command in emacs, and made a more powerful webserver than IIS
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<iNoah> "hi, I'm a lisp virus. please read me with an emacs mail reader and eval me."
<moof> (defun email-virus-hook 'my-virus)
<iNoah> s/defun /add-hook '/
<kermit> Noah takes defun out of everything.
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<Acrimon> Does anyone know where to get a GOOD xemacs configuration file?
<NeepNeep> owh man.. emacs.. I just had dinner, please.
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<impl> If I were a cow and getting assraped, I wouldn't just be thinking
<crimsun> you'd be using emacs.
<crimsun> woops, ECHANNEL
<iank> That doesn't make sense, but it sounds like he's making fun of emacs so I like it.
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<nickee> how can i se the size on layers in photoshop ??
<Unhold> ctrl+acn return ctrl+v alt+ii
<Unhold> common shortcut
<nickee> huh o_O
<Unhold> yeah, sometimes i think photoshop evolved from emacs
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<BeadGrl> just call me Mrs. Robinson
<ZekeMacNeil> Beadgrl likes her men in the same manner that she likes her scotch.
<BeadGrl> aged 18 years in a barrel?
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<JDigital> Final Fantasy VI. Any of you folks played it?
<JDigital> (Quite a few, I'd imagine...)
<Nimduin> There's a VI?
<Nimduin> Is there a Final Fantasy Emacs then?
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<Coyote> ok I'm bored
<Coyote> noir, can I telnet you?
<Noir> why not
<Coyote> Can i get you rroot and play in your filesystem?
<Noir> why not
<Noir> just dont break anything
<Coyote> oh don't worry
<Coyote> I'll be gentle
<Coyote> I'll slowly input keystrokes to your cli until you come to emacs
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<Ken|JLime> Jtag_me If you want a challenge, learn the emacs short commands
<Ken|JLime> I'll stick to medical school myself
<Ken|JLime> Its like CTRL-XYWZQFGUJ-F1 (while pressing F2).. and it walks your dog
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<fn> "if you were in emacs, you'd be editing by now."
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<acestus> Maarken: Bah, briefs-wearer.
<acestus> You might as well run EMACS.
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<DoktorSeven> emacs is an okay OS but its text editor sucks.
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* jane masturbates
< applemacdude> god
< jane> YES!
< jane> found it
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<DeMaci> i was def taller than you at nats
<BDavis> i was in a wheelchair
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<wof> does anyone really use emacs?
<Pills> my wife used to
<wof> what'd she do?
<Pills> she... edited files? :)
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(@sno) Emacs can mow down forests too. But it mows down forests with the passing of its fat, bloated ass.
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=-= luc has changed the topic to “Nethack: The overly complicated roguelike computer game.”
=-= vaevictus has changed the topic to “Emacshack: The really overly complicated roguelike computer game”
=-= foobarbaz has changed the topic to “Emacshack: The really overly complicated roguelike computer game | Escape+Meta+Alt+Control+Shift+F => Fight monster!”
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<^o-o^> the development version of Xemacs has a warning file in it
<^o-o^> "People with epilepsy, persons with a history of heart problems and users of Viagra should not use this version of Xemacs"
<drwiii> i bet bob dole is sitting home pissed because he can't use that version of Xemacs