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<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt.
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window
<d|syztem> what the FUCK
#38 +(4258)- [X]
<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<Relevant> Oops wrong window.
#700091 +(4223)- [X]
<Swiich> dude, that girl i went on a date with last night was really dumb
<Cindy> fuck you too
<Swiich> shit, wrong window
#644329 +(4025)- [X]
Drahmen: I unbutton your blouse and start to massage your brest.
Higgs23: I moan and start to undo your pants.
Drahmen: Wait a minute...This is the wrong window.
Higgs23: I noticed.
Drahmen: WTF dude?
Higgs23: I felt like playing along.
#139025 +(1543)- [X]
<Neji-Sama> OMFG, life is great.
<Neji-Sama> Some girl just im'ed me.
<Neji-Sama> She's masturbating right now thinking of me.
<Neji-Sama> It's like, wow.
<Neji-Sama> She said it's the wrong window -.-
#34602 +(1520)- [X]
TECC: oops, soz. wrong window.
Fuhrur: why in the fuck would you type that to anyone?
#195 +(1256)- [X]
<bash_> don't touch me there
<bash_> whoops, wrong window
#639513 +(1021)- [X]
<Green> So my gf left me... I feel like a load of shit
<death_man> Yeah there are these fuckers on IRC who keep shitting on about their damn lives... Fucking gay.
<xxXpronXxx> What the hell?
<death_man> Erm wrong window
<xxXpronXxx> I see
<vampireslaya7> Anything else you want to tell us, bitch?
#138487 +(989)- [X]
> Okay life is good.
> Some girl I know IRL.
> Just im'ed me and said she masturbated thinking of me last night.
> Yep, life is good.
> Aww fuck.. she said it was the wrong window.
#83621 +(989)- [X]
jeremy rockz: im slowly unbuttoning your blouse, then i rip off your bra, and start to suck on one of your nipples while fondling the other, im getting hard now, and start to unzip my pants
jeremy rockz: shit
jeremy rockz: wrong window
KrazeGuy04: omg! too late! keep going!
jeremy rockz: wow'
#72232 +(795)- [X]
<Dayv> I tell you, nothing works up an appetite like committing serious tax fraud.
<Dayv> wrong window, ignore
#348080 +(660)- [X]
<booyah> yeh i use perl too
<booyah> wrong window, ignore me
<andywho> Don't worry, you use perl, we ignore you automatically
#33991 +(636)- [X]
<kaGirl01> the nest time we have sex.... can it be to the tune of star trek??
<kaGirl01> ohh ummmm wrong window, please excuse that
<evilroot> . . . . . . . .
#81449 +(614)- [X]
<mewse> that was awesome
<mewse> err wrong window
<zarcyb> mewse: cybering? :P
* mewse licks it
<mewse> FUCK WRONG WINDOW
#39434 +(593)- [X]
<tdn> imagine you wake up and you open youre bedroom door and theres a huge whale penis greeting you and then it just explodes -kabaam- and fills your whole room.
<tdn> hahah sooo wrong window
#170330 +(573)- [X]
<wonderwoman> and electrode pads around the rectum are reason enough to pay attention to a thorough shave. . .
<wonderwoman> um, oops
<dellarte> wow that was enlightening ww
<wonderwoman> um, wrong window
#75563 +(466)- [X]
<Teromen> but have you ever tried doing it to a goat? they look really soft
<Teromen> erm, wrong window :|
#41511 +(410)- [X]
<notmewse> so there i was, balls deep in this hookers ass
<notmewse> oh shit wrong window
#41787 +(347)- [X]
*** Joins: Pan`Da` (~WIN@p58-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz)
<Pan`Da`> clamp the area between my asshole and testicles with my fingers, the 'taint' as its often called, then i jerk off.. when im about to ejaculate, i can delay it for like 10 secs, then it flies across the room.
<JoanDeArc> Pan`Da`: was that a wrong window?
#396417 +(336)- [X]
<ronnie> i remember the first time i made love it was dark, cold and i was all by myself
<ronnie> bah wrong window damnit
<ronnie> ignore that
#7486 +(303)- [X]
<hopi> let's talk about my need for once
<hopi> er wrong window
#52980 +(294)- [X]
<Bodom83> dir NEW KORN SLIPKNOT DVDS!!
<Nvrmr> cd wrong window
<Nvrmr> get dumbass.txt
#8719 +(288)- [X]
<AndrewB> Come to bed and snuggle with me.
<AndrewB> Er, wrong window.
#108730 +(274)- [X]
<RjT> I just fucked a chipmunk
<RjT> ah shit wrong window
#30507 +(269)- [X]
<Cain> whatever yoy want... but I am not cumin again
<asagiri> WRONG WINDOW BABU
<Cain> I am so never ever having netmeeting and IRC open at the same time
#76196 +(235)- [X]
<njeue> fuck, i got shit on my undies
<njeue> fuck, wrong window
#36191 +(211)- [X]
<Asha`monkey> yeah, i put it in there real good huh you like that
<Asha`monkey> Wrong window.
#50540 +(153)- [X]
* BlueDust shudders as u tuch her wet pussy
* Voice-From-The-Toilet beats Seaker up with a power tool
* BlueDust (email@example.com) has left #5fm
<Voice-From-The-Toilet> heya blekwissird
<Seaker> Bluedust obviously had the wrong window open for that 1
#89048 +(22)- [X]
<Wolf> hmm, later on I should go out and get my paintball CO2 canister filled
<[Ramrod]> Then you need to go and get your head examined, and your Paintballs checked....for leaking paint....and then.....heh
<Wolf> very funny
* Wolf unleashes a rapid fire, painting Peter pink all over
<Peter> Shouldn't be too much of a problem.
<[Ramrod]> Seems to be an awfull lot of Porn though
<[Ramrod]> Ooops...wrong window