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#217 +(1002)- [X]

<Amanda`> while(every_girl_except_me == idiot)
<Amanda`> cout << "INFINITE LOOP OF H8" << endl;

#931 +(336)- [X]

<Inoshiro> If I had a reason to be gay, besides Torvalds, it'd be me

#2069 +(1078)- [X]

<Daz-D3> wanna see somethin funny ld?
<LordDeath> No. Please pull your pants back up.

#2745 +(354)- [X]

<doctorb> i want a  microwavable dildo. i'm sick of the cold plastic.

#3286 +(340)- [X]

*** Quits: MediArc (i am the lover in your bed)
<roded> i'm going to bed

#3828 +(928)- [X]

<Sylffor> I prefer "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon" or "yogurt slinger"
<nitrifik_> ok. Sylffor knows too many colorful synonyms for 'dick'.
* Sylffor is a homosexual, remember?
<nitrifik_> you being gay is fine.
<nitrifik_> I draw the line at "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon".

#4738 +(1626)- [X]

* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data
[Synoptica] fuck
[Synoptica] no i dont
* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data's heads together

#4790 +(623)- [X]

<DAL9000> my pseudogirlfriend's preacher was like, all over her
<DAL9000> and she's not very liked at her church
<DAL9000> cuz they think she's seducing him
<trep> pseudogirlfriend, haha
<DAL9000> yes
<DAL9000> that's a fancy word for stalking interest.

#7134 +(211)- [X]

<Grant|BnW> Have you seen what happens if you give the mariners a sheep?
<CrashCat> lots of uses
<Grant|BnW> "A sheep. Lovely! Sheep have many uses, and the voyage is long."
<CrashCat> try giving them a woman
<Grant|BnW> What do they say?
<Grant|BnW> I'm trying to be nice now, so I don't want to if they'll rape or eat her.
<Grant|BnW> I wouldn't put anything past fucking accordian players.

#9127 +(286)- [X]

Join: []{3V0R]{] [Sev-Kar@62-241-164-34.dsl.pipex.com]
(]{3V0R]{): is it possible to register a channel on EfNet ??
Kick: []{3V0R]{] was kicked by [@BEF] [Your nick is excessively retarded.]

#10783 +(714)- [X]

<gr0undh0g> I spent an hour and a half once trying to tie a hair to a fly
<kritical> whyd you do that?
<gr0undh0g> so I could have a pet

#16291 +(195)- [X]

<Zimbu> i was just using common sense, sorry
<Gimik\HMWRK> Zimbu: try to use something you have next time ;)

#16302 +(292)- [X]

<DaveMan> nerds dont dance
<DaveMan> and DDR proves it again and again

#16643 +(7)- [X]

<himem> I love my cat's tight vagina
<Cows[Pwnage]> :P
<himem> Would you stick out your tongue in real life? No, you wouldn't. Then ":P" is pretty stupid.

#22520 +(852)- [X]

<EssKay> i don't want to have fucking poles in my underwear, man.
<Rjx> that joke went so far over your head it got hijacked and flown into a major landmark

#22698 +(135)- [X]

<Soda_Tab> man its so much beter to not buy magazines and read all the articles online...
<Soda_Tab> period.
<spazzer> that's unless you like bringing a laptop in with you to read on the shitter

#23288 +(334)- [X]

(Klarth) The faggotry express is RIGHT ON TIME
*** UltraMoogleMan (mega64man@212.knoxville-04rh16rt-ca.dial-access.att.net) has joined #Trivia
(L0ne_W0lf) ...
(L0ne_W0lf) You were RIGHT
(tal) right on time indeed

#24912 +(205)- [X]

<radish> id root you, but im busy trying to work out why it is that whenever i
get paid a series of bills arrive for just about the same amount of money

#27436 +(150)- [X]

KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: question
KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: is it good for a girl to be hairy er no?
KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: ?
Eric3934: no
KiSsAbLeMaiDeN: aight thanks

#29151 +(143)- [X]

<SteveCase> what does one do here?
<hunnybun> jerk off to girls gone wild infomercials

#30504 +(256)- [X]

<+emul8or_> http://www.nylug.org/images/adler_images/linux_nylug_booth.jpg
<+kritical`> damn look at them linux people
<+kritical`> are they ever gonna get a woman???
<+emul8or_> maybe if they pool their money

#32856 +(258)- [X]

<Crazy> hn
<MiGiSHu> Harvey Norman?
<Crazy> fuck the shut up
<MiGiSHu> So the next person who says "shut up", I gotta fuck?
<MiGiSHu> *shudders*
<Crazy> shut up!!!!
<MiGiSHu> Ouch...

#33341 +(24)- [X]

sugarcookie: then make sure you masterbate so you dont kill me tomorrow

#33652 +(9)- [X]

<@Pooka> I READ YOU CAN GET GONERELA FROM IT

#33688 +(34)- [X]

<acidkick> the kids at my school are so gay
<Spitz[busy]> you should feel at home then

#36171 +(313)- [X]

* `Glenn scribbles on Illy's face with a washable marker while she is away.
<Lightspeed> Glenn prob seen too much Pokemon....
<BraveFencer> .... No, but by the fact you connected that to Pokemon, maybe YOU have.

#36418 +(117)- [X]

<Arielana> i will not eat animal penis' for $50,000
<Arielana> lol
<Arielana> no way
<Phrizzawh> Arielana is a wuzz
<Phrizzawh> i would eat penis any day

#38516 +(167)- [X]

<strego> sweet the hot girl just came to visit
<strego> and I was all like "hey, baby! I've got Pez" and she was all like "Aw Yeah"
<kingBooze> so did you guys do it?
<strego> well she "ate my Pez", if you know what I mean

#41743 +(207)- [X]

<+aisha-fan> dude
<+aisha-fan> my moms boss brougt in a "new" penteium I
<+aisha-fan> those things r so old their obsoleet
<@MewMew[WC3]> As is correct spelling, I presume.

#49545 +(181)- [X]

<BusyChild> im witnessing the building of a porn site as we speak
<BusyChild> i cant wait to tell my grandkids what i did when i was 21 the night before thansgiving

#49841 +(486)- [X]

<@Osmos|s> im so fucking horny.. its like someones licking the crotch of my voodoo doll

#53096 +(146)- [X]

* koin freaks.
<koin> Harry Potter porn X_x
<koin> Not what I was looking for. Well, not HP anyway. :P
<Solaris> Been there, done that, bought it.
<koin> You have HP porn?
<Solaris> No.
<koin> I was about to say...
<koin> ...Why aren't you shari- I mean <_< >_>

#70565 +(700)- [X]

<wig> Seriously...   .45k/sec it is a joke.. I could have just gone out and taken my own photos of children in this time

#75153 +(133)- [X]

<Amish_FoeTwinny> my ex gf wanted to make an amateur porn site, and she wanted crack to do it..so thats how we really met i guess

#79668 +(1023)- [X]

<snagger> ever noticed at the olympics, black people are good at running, and white people good at shooting?

#83947 +(215)- [X]

<Horror> knock knock
<Dooper> who's there?
<Horror> Go fuck yourself
<Dooper> go fuck yourself who?

#84308 +(223)- [X]

<`Khan> My mate just called me up and says 'my mum just walked into my room and goes for god sake open the window and stop playing with yourself'

#88367 +(208)- [X]

<+SROL> Megaman is REALLY hard to play without a gamepad
<+Redlof> what are you playing it with?
<+SROL> keyboard
<+Redlof> What? I love the keyboard.
<+Redlof> just pretend it's commander keen.
<+SROL> I can't get the hang of it
<+SROL> I'm used to playing it with my thumbs
<+SROL> So I picked up the keyboard and tried playing it with my thumbs :D
<+SROL> That didn't work :(

#161714 +(1030)- [X]

<SKS_Lover> some people call me the space cowboy
<SKS_Lover> yeaaaah
<SKS_Lover> some people call me the gangster of looove
<SKS_Lover> SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAUUUURICE
<Moe_Rahn> Some people want to hit you with a brick.

#190279 +(659)- [X]

<DY357LX> Anyone know where I can find some "good" kitten juggling websites?

#193247 +(400)- [X]

<[K]orangeboy> nah, i live in wales, which is like the dirty retarded cousin that lives chained in the basement of the uk

#239215 +(274)- [X]

<kellin> I honestly don't think I'm all that big.
<fishphood> I don't like big penis.
<Dairenn> fishphood, meet kellin.
<kellin> UH.

#260706 +(1051)- [X]

<iRiot-Vinin^Amped> !kb kicks and bans at same time
ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@adsl-63-204-246-30.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
<Arcanic> lmao
<Arcanic> dude
<Arcanic> you banned a guy named kicks

#283657 +(1175)- [X]

<[FU]HiTechOutlaw> ;o :(
<[FU]HiTechOutlaw> :O*
<Nomad> I swear if I ever see you "correct" a smiley again, I'm going to kill you.

#290896 +(1548)- [X]

<Flamebird> i was watching Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon the other night.. and i was wondering where all the tigers and dragons are
<Flamebird> then i realised they're all crouching and hidden
<Flamebird> :/

#386777 +(482)- [X]

<Abby> nice language
<Abby> you kiss your mother with that mouth?
<nether> no, i kiss yours

#480421 +(751)- [X]

<olik> Jesus was the best pirate of them all.
<olik> He walked the seven seas!
<deathfish> and got nailed to the plank instead of walking it

#599567 +(442)- [X]

<Bran> yesterday at work I asked my boss "What should I use as an icon to show 'loyalty'?"
<Bran> and one of my collegues says with a straight face: "Well, whatever you use, make sure it's not an icon of a woman."

#666045 +(610)- [X]

<Glock> So i attended this sudden death the other day, a guy hung himself
<Glock> The guys partner was there and said he'd been pretty depressed lately
<Glock> Then my stupid partner says 'Has he ever done anything like this before?'
<Glock> Should have seen the confused face of the poor girl
<Izzy> Maybe it was jesus....he'll come back

#902527 +(230)- [X]

<Error1355>: Cows can feel pain, emotions, depression, etc just the same as us, so why do we have the right not to be hurt and incarcerated and they don't? What makes us so special? If it is our ability to *think* then babies and mentally handicapped adults should have no rights either. Why the discrepancy?
<or_something>: well im going to start eating retarded babies to make that person feel better

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