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<MadMAxJr> they should replace /kick with /stab
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<orange1> i think i got it figured out.
<orange1> instead of giving users a long explanation on why it won't work when they uplaod a file named "what? me worry?.doc" to their web space, we can just give them the message "this file will not work. if you read the documentation, you would know why"
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<razorjd1> But i know what's first person shoter better than any body here!!!!
<razorjd1> why ppl think that 14 years old boy can't understand in computers???
<razorjd1> what the fuck is ur prob, son tof the bitches???
<razorjd1> i play UT all day and u say that i don't know what's first person shoter is???
<razorjd1> i overclock since i was 10 so don't call me stupid, i understand in computers better than any one here.
<razorjd1> Beware, or else i will hack to ur computer...
<razorjd1> Fuck u all!!!
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<elroyk> i like to look at pictures of me then, because I get to think "wow, I am really a lot hotter now"
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<Tre`> I've got to find away to earn some dough
<bishoptl> sell some sperm. that's legal in the States, isn't it?
<bishoptl> or plasma - that should free up some $$$
<SHD> he's too young for selling sperm
<Tre`> I need *a bunch*
<bishoptl> sell your friends' sperm
<Tre`> that's just disgusting
<bishoptl> how badly do you want NWN
<bishoptl> I'm not saying you have to go milk them yourself
<bishoptl> just pass around the tupperware container
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<ProFessional_Widow> i have back stage asses
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<justin> i had a guy claim sending ctcp fuckyou's was a DOS attack and try to get my account deleted
<justin> 'cain' on efnet.. fuckwit
<cafuego> '*!*@*' on efnet.. fuckwit
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<cosmok> what is programming anymore, copy paste copy paste
<cosmok> copy, reorganize, paste, rework, paste
<kez> you missed a bit off the end
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<gallagher> why the fuck do my fingers smell like something i have never smelled before
<gallagher> and it smells horrible
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* pygmy fires up excel
[@pygmy] or not
[@pygmy] I'd need it installed to do that :)
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<mrs> ontariom the phone is for you
<sully> OntarioM is ~Ontario@CPE************.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com * Toronto Man
<sully> OntarioM on #toronto #phonesex #masturbation
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<nightfal> diffused: Runtime().exec() is just a shortcut to
((Satan)System.getPropety("SATAN")).burnMyFaceOff(). Don't do it
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<Robzilla> yeah, you know merc, you should share your gf
<Robzilla> givin im sharin my winxp :)
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<Teirlap> Nickelback needs to be shot. All of them.
<Bucky> Why stop there?
<Teirlap> Uh... Because I need to reload?
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<zamros> I CAN'T BELIEVE I BID ON AN AUCTION WHERE THE PICTURE WAS THIS http://ebay1.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_71847e281b4abd0be4c460d181152613/i-1.JPG
<Project> YOU WON A FAT MAN?
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<GTi-brenter> just went to read the paper, our movie reviewer is so homo
<GTi-brenter> he gives low star ratings to all the blockbuster movies
<GTi-brenter> but then gives 4 stars to all the foreign films that tells about the french mans penis falling off
<GTi-fippy> that one was good
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<jestuh> What's the worse part of raping a 5yo boy?
<jestuh> Getting blood on your clown suit
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* teh_binfu does the stupid person who didnt save his bzImage file before copying the new one over and now his box is screwed up dance
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*** Mixico (~majin_Dus@126.96.36.199) has joined #slipknot
<Mixico> I`m Using Tri Script
<kiwiman> I Don't Care
<Mixico> I CARE
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico
<kiwiman> Three times the power!
<kiwiman> And fuck.
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<JiggyNiggy> soul u ever been caught wanking behind the shed?
<JiggyNiggy> Good Spot isnt it :D
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<NokiaFace> how would YOU like it if you got a nokia stuck on your face from a freak factory accident ?
<NokiaFace> Everytime i get a phone call, my face vibrates do you know how painful that is ?
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> HyperShadowDC gets in barrel
(Scott) A barrel of homosexuals? Where do I sign up?!
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<Deusa> I've never seen snow
<tm2> It's very overrated
<tm2> Try sitting in your refrigerator sometime...
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<etiolate> vegas is just like the internet
<etiolate> porn everywhere
<etiolate> and open all night
#51432 +(71)- [X]
Kaji: "i think willingly putting your child in a porno comes under the catergory of unfit parent"
Jallil d'lil 'anonen: depends on the kind of porno...if it were snuff yeah, but the real classy kind is okay
Jallil d'lil 'anonen: pretend I didn't say that
Kaji, Maelthra D' Llaren: i will..
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<[Ars]Michael> is there any way to make a noise when u get a pm
<[Ars]Mikoyan> you could grunt in pleasure
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<Jackal> If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
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(Fus|on) Well did any1's grandfather die today????
(Fus|on) cause mine did
(Patrol) thats off topic
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JasonMD325: hold up im workin support
JasonMD325: lemme finish this guy
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MicrowavedPuppy: I was detailing etc on the car today
MicrowavedPuppy: and this like 6 year old comes up all timid
MicrowavedPuppy: she says,hi i like your car alot
MicrowavedPuppy: i might want one just like it when i grow up
MicrowavedPuppy: then she goes
MicrowavedPuppy: APRIL FOOLS!
MicrowavedPuppy: and runs off laughing her ass off to her friends in the street
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<J>: Why is there porn all over the place??
<M>: Are you kidding? Ever since my mom moved out, my dad has been throwing that
shit around like confetti.
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neiras: "Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians!"
ennoia: I need cable
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<Tarrasque> damm it.. fucken waiting for my GF to get home... I an so fucken bored
<toxik> i usually cant wait for my gf to leave..
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<SpaceMonkey> welp, I'll have to give it a shot after I'm through downloading concentrated satan
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racer-x: i cant smell sarcasm over irc
ryan0: get closer to the screen
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<+[G-Prime]> Microsoft Aims for Software in Every Car
<+[G-Prime]> Oh great
<+[G-Prime]> Now our cars will crash
<@Crucial> blue windshield of death
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<sipr> Where can I find information on dynamic data exchange?
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KajiTheGaurdian: Funny thing. There were these papers by kids posted on the wall of the temple about why being Jewish is good, and one kid wrote "I like being Jewish because it means I'm special," but he wrote it as "spechul".
Dolorous Decay: He sounds pretty fucking spechul to me
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<ManicV> sleeping pills are for pussies
<proto_> No no no, you take these orally.
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DANIEL: I found a site called SparePartsWarehouse. Being that I'm stupid, I failed to check ResellerRatings or any such thing. My dad ordered a new keyboard from them. $70, I believe. Two days later it gets here, it's not a keyboard. It's a hinge. No, I'm not kidding. They sent a goddamn hinge.
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marksydneyshaw: I haven't been at school since 1981
ChristianOtte87: No, you're old.
marksydneyshaw: Yes I was19 then!
marksydneyshaw: But I'm really just a big kid, as Legion said, who still reads comics!
ChristianOtte87: No, you're pretty much an old guy living in denial.
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<Colby> Some people are like Slinkys. They don't really do anything, but it's still funny when one of them takes a tumble down the stairs.
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<dodgo> what the fuck
<dodgo> school students demonstrating against copyright infringement?
<Count> mmm, it's like the poor demonstrating against food stamps and welfare
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<carkeys> arpad you there?
<Meritt> That's the first time I've seen car keys go looking for their owner.
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<Jaice> I just got a gummy bear stuck in my nose!
<Divination> 100,000 sperm... and you were the fastest?
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ilovelickinstamp: i had all the answers to my history final today
ilovelickinstamp: and you know how you never want to get an A+
ilovelickinstamp: well i kept saying to myself
ilovelickinstamp: ok you can miss that one
ilovelickinstamp: and i lost count
ilovelickinstamp: and i ended up getting an 80%
ilovelickinstamp: i wouldve gotten a better score without the answers!
YaMoMsLova: thats ridiculous mike
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<neotiger> jesus damn I'm bored
<neotiger> nothing to do all day but sit on IRC or play games
<^Migs^> are you at work or something?
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<melol2> wapityyy, so you are giving up computers, for a girl you hardly know, even when you dont know she has a problem with it?
<wapityyy> thats totally me
<wapityyy> follow your instinct
<melol2> hmm. Sounds good :)
<r3v> if i followed my instinct
<r3v> there would be streets littered with dead babies
<r3v> and the word virgin would not exist
<wapityyy> what the FUCK
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SouLTaKeR2023: wanna hear something funny/entertaining?
SouLTaKeR2023: ok well I was watching this excellent flick
SouLTaKeR2023: entitled "A girl takes two loads in the mouth, then swollows it"
SouLTaKeR2023: here is why I love porn bloopers
SouLTaKeR2023: two guys
SouLTaKeR2023: done fucking this redhead
SouLTaKeR2023: they stand on either side of her
SouLTaKeR2023: ready to do whats mentioned in the title
SouLTaKeR2023: the guy does his thing and puts his cock on the side of her mouth, aiming at the opposite cheek
MacaroniFeets: oh god
SouLTaKeR2023: but when he fires....he hits the other guys cock
MacaroniFeets: OH SICK
SouLTaKeR2023: and there is this
SouLTaKeR2023: long silence
SouLTaKeR2023: and this is the entertaining part
SouLTaKeR2023: you hear the other guy mumble "goddamn, not again"
SouLTaKeR2023: take 3 anyone?
MacaroniFeets: send me that video