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#419 +(78)- [X]

<Islandx55> wtf is a-team

#627 +(491)- [X]

<iln> AlmtyBob: are both of j00r computers hooked up with cox?
<Ash> I'm awake! Did somebody say cox?

#819 +(696)- [X]

<_0wn3d_> N-E-1 no how to download the internet ????????????????

#1278 +(781)- [X]

<Amanda> USER             TTY      FROM              LOGIN@  IDLE WHAT
<Amanda> amanda           p0       ppp152.acelink.n  2:46AM     - pico vi-tutorial

#1479 +(211)- [X]

[McMoo] wow
[McMoo] public radio is playing charles mingus
[thinkmad] as opposed to private radio
[McMoo] yes
[Guilty] Xite was trying to be witty there
[Guilty] But he failed
[McMoo] but he failed

#1899 +(364)- [X]

[Amanda_] No way, Chris, I had real food for dinner
[`michael] squirrels
[Amanda_] dude
[Amanda_] Squirrel is good

#1931 +(511)- [X]

<luciddrms> boy irc is like a common link to everything fucked up on the internet

#2326 +(461)- [X]

<rogue> I'm a flaming homosexual!
<rogue> I was out there being gay, and one of those radical right-wingers set me on fire!

#3432 +(452)- [X]

<grifferz> I love vim so much
<grifferz> pets can die, women will fuck you over
<grifferz> but vim's love is pure
* ben moves away
<grifferz> vim is truly a man's best friend
* IZS calls for the men in white coats

#4209 +(720)- [X]

<slacker> drunken sex is cool because your mind wanders
<slacker> you think about shit like...mountains

#4407 +(340)- [X]

<EnochRoot> BREAKING NEWS: President Bush has declared a state of Boogie Madness. Preliminary operations will begin at 1100 Hours.

#4612 +(917)- [X]

<Overlord> That just pooped into my head.
<Overlord> Ack, one of my worst typos.

#6398 +(31)- [X]

<James> well i was walking down the street the other day
<James> not paying attention to the 40 foot beast of a dong in my pants
<James> when it slipped out and was laying across a 6 lane highway
<James> thank god it was late out
<James> i pulled it back in right as a car drove by
<garorm> thank god, the car would have been totaled

#7545 +(246)- [X]

< Bayls > Sheesus. Was it this dead -before- I got here? :)
< annie > yeah
< Bayls > Hmmm, musta been. Weird, I didn't see any Star Trek marathons on tonight.

#8210 +(494)- [X]

<vino> when we first got our chickens
<vino> we got all these differant ones
<vino> and some of them fighted
<vino> and no jokes
<vino> one of them
<vino> bashed the fuck out of another one
<vino> and did a victory dance
<nim-zero> serious man
<nim-zero> go to narcotics anonymous

#12869 +(283)- [X]

<Red_Green> Dar wants me.
<Daroneasa> to die.

#14888 +(1273)- [X]

<TRiP]> so you got a bf?
<wersa666> yeah, you have a gf?
<TRiP]> nope.. still stuck with this crappy TNT2.. i'm planning on buying a GF3 next week though
<wersa666> ok...

#16365 +(202)- [X]

<sacarna> i think willingly putting your child in a porno comes under the catergory of unfit parent

#18317 +(888)- [X]

<nzc> actually
<nzc> i need to msg quat
<nzc> there we go
<nzc> and
<nzc> i have to eat
<cj_> and
<cj_> you have
<cj_> to take off
<cj_> your return key
<cj_> and only
<cj_> use it for
<cj_> special occasions
<cj_> like
<cj_> when you finish
<cj_> a sentence

#23409 +(167)- [X]

* RuneCaster gives UFG the primary Scottish attack "Plaid Kilt Waving In The Breeze Flash"

#27437 +(165)- [X]

<Bitstorm> i like that "Dead bodies in the trunk" air freshener

#29468 +(256)- [X]

<Guilty> <v-ger> i like masturbating with a jar of peanut butter and leaving the big cylindrical hole in it so the next person has a REALLY good idea what i did
<Guilty> Approve Kill Nothing
<logik_> kill
<Mdar> kill
<gfjgfjgfj> what does nothing do?
<Mdar> is that a rhetorical question?

#34974 +(1332)- [X]

<Kitty> h1 u wnat 2 d8?
<tavaryn> no nall, you're too l8
<Kitty> :(
<Kitty> but it is r f8
<tavaryn> maybe you should w8
<tavaryn> because we just can't rel8
<Kitty> but we r old enuf 2 m8
<tavaryn> you can't put food on my pl8
<Kitty> but when im with u i feel gr8
<Kitty> i thought we were going fishing i already bought the b8
<tavaryn> maybe i should give you another chance with a clean sl8

#36507 +(988)- [X]

<slackor> maybe, send me your pic first. last person i met off the net turned out to be 12 FBI agents

#37362 +(153)- [X]

<Luna`> lol okay never mind I did head
<Jamie_M> Luna heads all the time.
<Luna`> DAMMIT
<Luna`> HEAR

#38529 +(262)- [X]

<Razzar> Gamer dead after 86 hours of straight gaming
<Razzar> lol
<Smax> darwin awards candidate
<Razzar>  Hope he got some good frags

#42783 +(284)- [X]

<Dead_One> and when i restarted it it goes *there wasa problem with the registry*
<Dead_One> *would you like us to slam it in all at once, or inch by inch like a gentleman* ?
<Dead_One> and the *nicer* option was gr3yed out.

#43337 +(270)- [X]

<Theogony> must not like trick or treaters
<phr0work> I didn't get ny
<phr0work> fucking kids
<Theogony> at least that greatly reduced the possibility of a lawsuit
<phr0work> hehe
<phr0work> also greatly reduced my chances of getting laid
<phr0work> kids in shitty costumes can't run worth a fuck

#46858 +(594)- [X]

<CHAT Phut>  I'm a rebel.
<CHAT Phut>  Yesterday, I crossed the street and I only looked TO THE LEFT!
<CHAT Phut>  (you are supposed to look both ways)

#50216 +(132)- [X]

<@Ixnorp> LEGOS!!!
<@Ixnorp> you better not even be THINKING talking trash about legos =P
<@Ixnorp> Kj mentioned Duplos which are like Legos for retarded children
<HermyCZ> nope. Legos are cool- you screaming out 'Legos' in ecstasy caught me off guard.  ;P
<@Ixnorp> ohhh~~~  legos~~  oh oh OOOOH LEGOS!!!!! *spurt*
<Kjorteo> Hmm.  If you think about it, you could make an interesting sex toy out of legos.  You'd need to do something about the sharp jagged corners of the rectangular design, of course, but if you can take care of that, the bump things they have on the surface to put more legos on...hee, yeah.  It's like the next step up from being ribbed. :-b
<@Ixnorp> Kj: but "dotted for her pleasure" doesnt exactly have the same ring
<Kjorteo> WHat's more important, the jingle or how the thing feels when it's stuffed inside you? ;b

#50236 +(170)- [X]

* Scout wants to die while having sex. not really.
<Opoggo> that'd suck for the guy
<Opoggo> think he'd go on?

#52501 +(315)- [X]

<Graphic_V> Remember when you turned 18 and you could finally start looking at those naked people on the internet?

#52967 +(586)- [X]

<Mike_Works> There should be holes in massage tables so if you get an erection when you're getting a massage, you can just put it in the hole, so you don't have to stick your ass in the air.
<Mike_Works> There should also be midgets under the tables. Midgets who need the money.

#78831 +(146)- [X]

<point> whats the dos command to format?

#80788 +(186)- [X]

*** Wildstar has joined #StarAlliance
<SA-NiteFox> And I say, "That's not my sister, that's my chicken!"
<SA-NiteFox> ^.^
*** Wildstar has quit IRC (Quit: )
<SA-NiteFox> lol, I scared him

#98680 +(523)- [X]

<Radu> a friend of my dad's in Texas named his daughter Treasure Darling
<Radu> i shit you not
<Tac0> did you fuck her
<Tac0> ?
<Radu> dude, it's his newborn baby, you idiot
<Tac0> whats your point

#102337 +(286)- [X]

TXTerron: i have of those
strtoken: me too
TXTerron: the first girl i ever got intimate says it was normal length but very large gerth
TXTerron: that should have been my first clue she was a fucking slut

#104928 +(317)- [X]

<ANTIDEAD> I had a dream last night that I met you in real life, so we dressed up as zoro and smuggled drugs over the mexican border
<ANTIDEAD> Perhaps I should lay off the burritos

#108493 +(328)- [X]

<dts|sKratch> get a serial ata drive
<dts|Oleander> www.shitsex.com
<dts|Oleander> wait
<dts|sKratch> it plugs into pci
<dts|Oleander> wrong link
<dts|Oleander> ahha
<dts|sKratch> HAHAHA
<dts|sKratch> gg clipboard

#111330 +(759)- [X]

/* After a long long idle pause */
<c4_faker> ...silence is a form of consent...
<zeedo> so you can rape a mute woman legally?
<zeedo> nice
<c4_faker> hahahhahaa
<c4_faker> whats she gunna do...scream in sign language?
<c4_faker> :P
<zeedo> yeh, they call it "punching"

#192474 +(428)- [X]

* vryxnr does a happy dance again
<vryxnr> :D
<vryxnr> @--<
<vryxnr> @-|-<
<vryxnr> @-?-<
<vryxnr> oops
<Keioto> hahah
<Keioto> you broke your arm

#203333 +(267)- [X]

<Masoumi> guys do you know what 133t means?
<Zandog> t m ' fkg hk ߮

#254361 +(1428)- [X]

<RizBow[RF]> winmx if the song is popular (you can download same song from multiple people simontaneously) , soulseek if its rare
<maddox> I get my mp3s from the store.. it's pretty nice, they already have them burned on CD and they come with cases and booklets.
<RizBow[RF]> maddox: where?

#308569 +(926)- [X]

<Bopo> 10mbit <-
<@swelt> thats nice for you, and we are all glad you brought it to our attention
<@swelt> we admire your amazing connection, and assume that your penis is proportionally large too
<@swelt> we can only hope to attain such large connections (and genetalia) ourselves

#374880 +(302)- [X]

(Deranged): Having my right hand as a girlfriend is the best relationship I've ever had.
(Deranged): It's always up for threesomes, it'll never cheat on me.
(Deranged): And best of all, I don't have to talk to it after sex, because I don't know sign language.

#396417 +(339)- [X]

<ronnie> i remember the first time i made love it was dark, cold and i was all by myself
<ronnie> bah wrong window damnit
<ronnie> ignore that

#466257 +(1185)- [X]

<vrit> oh god damn, that beer just suddenly snuck up on my bladder all special-ops style
<vrit> it was all metal beer solid

#638300 +(834)- [X]

Mazgurth: what does slashdotting mean?
antizeph: youve never heard of slashdot?
Mazgurth: I know it makes websites not work

#676621 +(507)- [X]

<Cob`Onsite> unfortunately when i leave here, i must go to a church with a 90 year old secretary
<Ridgey_wtf> church? what's that?
<ragtop> its similar to a mental hospital, but with less physical restraints

#906256 +(2266)- [X]

<popemichael> I was in line to buy a new DVD player. The woman in front of me was having something delivered.
<popemichael> The clerk asked for her 'street name' she replied "I don't have one I go by Shanice."

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