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#392 +(76)- [X]

<FRoGGuM> So where the hell do u get this bot program?

#874 +(713)- [X]

<NOFX`> once a week someone threatens to take te channel
<NOFX`> its getting old
<NOFX`> iwish theyd threaten like my anal virginity or something
<NOFX`> i mean something im actually scared of losing

#1433 +(399)- [X]

<Foo1> I AM JESUS
<Foo1> BOW TO ME
<Foo1> BOW TO MY GREATNESS
<Foo1> FOR I AM THE SAVIOR
<Foo1> (*#$(*$#
*** Foo1 was kicked by Evel (WOOOOO I JUST KICKED JESUS FROM AN IRC CHANNEL!@##!@!@#!@#)

#2574 +(501)- [X]

<blazemore> i don't even know who the beatles are
<blazemore> except for jay leno and that other guy that just died

#2933 +(96)- [X]

<eldee> welp, i got some coding to do.. smell ya later
<eldee> Aimee: for you that's a literal statement

#3354 +(26)- [X]

<kolby> davek, stop trying to make everyone else become black

#7198 +(125)- [X]

<@Web> <Anastasia> fuck you
<@Web> russian men get upset easily

#7766 +(191)- [X]

*** booger is now known as BROADCAST
* BROADCAST MESSAGE FROM ETG OPS: we all suck here tonight, so we are going to bounce chanserv a few times then disco ky-hub-1.etg.sucks.com and force a few netsplits on zaire-congo-hub-gw.etg.africa.org just because - vd whiz

#12078 +(611)- [X]

Jammer sticks a pistol up Meeko's butt and shoots a few rounds into her.
<Meeko> NO! MY GERBILS!
Meeko cries as gerbils plop out

#13728 +(190)- [X]

<Darth-Phenom> So Sumez...how was Nadine?
<Sumez> Nice
<Sumez> She liked big cocks
<Sumez> And she did oral
<Yolkhead> Luckily you are a big cock then.

#15920 +(1629)- [X]

<+kmad> whats the best way to get vaseline off your dick
<@BigJesus> sand paper
<+royceda59> lol
<+kmad> fuck you, not fallign for that again

#16269 +(716)- [X]

<jasn> dad woke me up like 'your brother cut himself with a knife he's bleeding everywhere i gotta take him to the hospital'
<jasn> im like  'can you get me some mcdonalds breakfast'

#16715 +(290)- [X]

<Omega> why do your parents hate you
<Rai> they dont like it that I never come home... I've become somewhat of a drifter of late, till I work things out with airlines/bus
<Rai> I travel to friends houses on my bike, up and down the highway and sleep where I can
<Rai> its fun
<Omega> lol
<Omega> so your a hobo
<Rai> we prefer to be called "domestically challenged"

#17380 +(859)- [X]

<SLC> there is a new mp3 addon in the defalt mIRC-releases!!
<SLC> if ya wan to hear a Backstreet Boys song then  type /quit playing games with my heart
<SLC> some guy i just talked to said so!! he said it only worked with that song at first, to make it active!!
*** SLC (badass@pc248.cab60a.comtrade.ee) Quit (playing games with my heart)

#19843 +(25)- [X]

<polaris> now how exactly did the topic of AOL come up?
<AArthur> Obviously when you talk networking, you must be talking AOL

#22827 +(303)- [X]

*** Joins: bowswer (~myob@ZiRC-52337.ny5030.east.verizon.net)
[20:38] * Freshbrew jumps over bowswers head, and pulls the key on the other side of the bridge and laughes manically as he watches bowswer fall into the 8-bit lava

#23452 +(599)- [X]

<chao> he and his wife were going to open a ranch for disabled children
<donna> can they graze there?

#26296 +(101)- [X]

<Raven> i made a total of 3 total conversions by myself
<Raven> audio, graphics, music AND levels
<Raven> all by myself
<Raven> that was all during one summer
<Raven> i was 12
<skwerrel> was that the same summer you took over the world and dominated Europe's fashion scene raven?
<panda> is that why european's can't dress?

#28701 +(24)- [X]

<Damocles> one of my classmate from HS apparently got a boob job.
<ogre173> cool
<ogre173> is it done good?
<Wetzel_116> heh
<Jim258> lol
<Damocles> dunno.
<Damocles> she works at the video store by my house.
<Damocles> I should go take a look.
<Jim258> or two...

#34036 +(319)- [X]

<@andy> every time god masturbates, a kitten kills jesus

#37091 +(30)- [X]

<sico> arsa you need to strat jIRCing
<sico> i.e. jerking and IRCing at the same time

#39333 +(139)- [X]

<CiTay> and remember, some people are that stupid about every possible aspect of a PC... hardware and software
<CiTay> my granduncle, for instance...
<CiTay> got a virus from the internet and wanted to erase his hard disk. he built it out and used a strong magnet for the task.
<CiTay> amazingly, the disk lived
<CiTay> he was surprised to hear that one can erase hard disk using special software, such as format.com.

#39756 +(15)- [X]

<Apoc-chan> What the hell. I bail from one split server only to get stuck on another.
<Apoc-chan> >.< Today is not my day
* Disconnected

#42327 +(30)- [X]

<[Lemmy]> hey btw where r u?
<Massive_Potato> virginia
<[Lemmy]> aww... after all that bash.org stuff I first read that as 'vagina'

#43272 +(170)- [X]

<SA-Magic> urgh, need food, but too tired to bother
<SA-NiteFox> Shake your keyboard upside down over your mouth.
<SA-NiteFox> It's kept me alive all these years.
<SA-Magic> nah, its ful of dirt and pubes
<SA-Magic> im not eating myself, so to speak
<SA-NiteFox> Okay, I do not want to ask how they got there...
<SA-Thrillias> Full of... pubes?
<SA-Magic> uhk, the dirt is jsut from usage
<SA-Magic> not MY pubes, surely
<SA-NiteFox> EVEN WORSE!

#44215 +(690)- [X]

<Vhalros> You are what you eat.
<Antoile> Are you calling me a pussy?
<Vhalros> No I very much doubt that I am.

#50217 +(27)- [X]

<VerbalKint> my cousin lives in san francisco
<Rivorus> are you gay too?

#50326 +(100)- [X]

<contagious> I think dalnet is getting laid...and services are 2nd priority

#50972 +(216)- [X]

<Bliss|CS> anyone got a good server
<Threeboy> for webhosting? yeah i do.
<Bliss|CS> free?
<Threeboy> no, i said GOOD.

#76866 +(350)- [X]

<therion23> there was this documentary on sadomasochism on TV here once
<|H20|> whats that?
<therion23> this girl took the cardboard from a toilet roll and put sandpaper on the inside and tied up a guy and jacked him off with it.
<faust_> Denmark has all the cool tv shows.

#79881 +(114)- [X]

* Lolita_ (ask@sg-14926.mweb.co.za) has joined #12-15yrz
<Lolita_> hello is everyone from 12 to 15?

#99877 +(569)- [X]

<OutlawStarwind> Dude for this one question it asks "Do you ever second guess your answers?" I checked "No" then went back a second later and checked "yes" then checked "No" again... I think I have a problem.

#100961 +(934)- [X]

<Bismarck>Ok.
<Bismarck>Over 50.000 people at the stadium watching the game.
<Bismarck>22 Players on the field
<Bismarck>2 referees,
<Bismarck>and the coaches sitting on the side of the field.
<Bismarck>So WHY did the FUCKING BIRD have to shit on MY HEAD!?

#115483 +(135)- [X]

<DontHurt> do i want to be here? :x
<DontHurt> ^^;;
<hakootoko> nah, you wanna be out having wild sex
<Tirith> wild sex... like... beastiality?

#173426 +(234)- [X]

<@gloriaea> this is how wars start
<@gloriaea> someone puts up a swedish pop poster and a german blames it on a finn

#214476 +(198)- [X]

<@ImmenseMalevolentCanisLupis> Linux is like a pair of boxers without the tag cut off. So free but so uncomfortable.

#220997 +(1096)- [X]

<ISO_Girl> i need to trim my hair
<Anarchy_Creator> meh short hair on a woman = no
<Anarchy_Creator> i think shoulder length is good
<ISO_Girl> wrong hair buddy
<Anarchy_Creator> ...

#227780 +(329)- [X]

<Saltank> I swear, John Kerry looks just like a 70 year old Max Payne.

#246512 +(326)- [X]

cwelks: I found out that if you are out of dishwashing detergent, that you shouldnt replace it in the dishwasher with Tide.
cwelks: Bubbles all over the kitchen
jmmoxey: HAHAHAHA
cwelks: Not my brightest moment

#348697 +(1985)- [X]

CascadeOrca: HAPPY FATHERS DAY!
Lerxs: indeed
CascadeOrca: I don't have a real father
CascadeOrca: so you're all my dad today
CascadeOrca: Congratulations.
Sixteen Bit Hero has left the room.
CascadeOrca: damnit, just like my real father
clash103 has left the room.
CascadeOrca: DADDIES! NOOOES!
Wiggidiba has left the room.

#354226 +(2472)- [X]

<Philth> god i'm stupid
<Stinger> yes you are
<Philth> Stinger: Have you heard the jokes they don't tell fags?
<Stinger> yes
<Stinger> dumbass
<Philth> what ones?
<Stinger> i cant tell you
<Stinger> fag
<Philth> DAMN that really backfired..

#395843 +(246)- [X]

<Saiyanfire> THINK ABOUT IT
<Saiyanfire> NORMAL PPL DONT GET OFF TO TOON FU*KING
<Nexus> u might be right......i'll stick to dragons...
<[256][FIN]HorribleGoat> WE'RE NOT NORMAL PEOPLE
<[256][FIN]HorribleGoat> now where did that horse go...

#619762 +(752)- [X]

<happyguy> guess what! i actually found jeans of length 30-34!
<trio82> you wear 30-34's? whats ur height and weight?
<happyguy> 6'3", 150lbs
<banished> youre 6'3" and you weigh 150lbs?
<banished> i thought you said you were american

#637666 +(312)- [X]

<Super_Pirate> "Women age like fine wine"
<Super_Pirate> Show me one woman, one ANYONE for that matter, that tastes better with age . . .
<Super_Pirate> And I'll show you a mental institution for tasting people.

#713133 +(1555)- [X]

Oli: lol
Oli: my gf just won one of my ebay auctions
Oli: was supposed to be my xmas present
Oli: she didnt knew my ebay name

#713147 +(405)- [X]

-!- lightman [~light@83.225.150.69] has joined #japan
<lightman> i must find a japanese wife
<lucke> google-san.

#737124 +(316)- [X]

<TheRedBaron> 8.5 million... from what hat did they pull that number out of?
<spldart> sniff sniff
<spldart> I don't think that's a hat

#740127 +(330)- [X]

<sdodson> I'm trying to figure out if my neighbors have really bad rhythm or if they're hanging photos on the wall

#765978 +(487)- [X]

<Alwayz> linux is like the inlaw that shows up for christmas and no one knows why he's there, but he cooks amazing food
<Cyriana> and molests your children

#768322 +(1099)- [X]

<gangstagurl> u wanna fuck with me then lets take it to the streets u little hore u woludnt last two seconds
<comfort> nor would you, in a library

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