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<DigDug> how about i make a special back door, just for you :-)
<Amanda_> Oh, that'll work just as well
<McMoo> pen just invited you to have ass sex with him
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(pervert) roy: get off your "would be heterosexual if i had enough options to have a preference" ass and go get some :P
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<bludstone> so like, with anime now
<bludstone> some otaku dude in japan encodes it, uploads it.. it spreads
<bludstone> and its available before the airtime cuz of timezone changes ermshtn
<bludstone> dammit, i need to get laid.
<SiamShade> where the fuck did that come from
<SiamShade> you're talking about anime and how it spreads then "i need to get laid."
<SiamShade> oh wait
<SiamShade> that makes perfect sense
#4170 +(280)- [X]
<morte> Jesus Peanut Butter Cups: Little pieces of the Son of God in a milk chocolate cup! There's no wrong way to eat a Jesus!
#4627 +(354)- [X]
<Ear> ARSENIC IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY BECAUSE IT KILLS CHILDREN.
<Ear> DEAD BABIES EQUALS PROFIT.
<Khross> LESS MINORITY KIDS = LESS WELFARE
<Khross> MORE PROFIT
<Ear> IT ALSO PROVIDES FREE BACON.
<Khross> YES, OF COURSE
#7269 +(205)- [X]
(bern) i have a feeling gf's gonna call during the game
(bern) what do i do if that happens?
(bern) bit busy darling, killing a sentry gun!
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<Ookey> now, I wonder what would be said if I said that all guys are bi.
<JtHMx> *shrug* find out
<BathTub> I think jthm is getting confused with 'all men want chicks to be bi'
<JtHMx> see, bath is clearly just gay, rather than bi
#11097 +(188)- [X]
(Louhi): mind u, I'm called "whats wrong with Cock teasers?"
(Pixie_Pete): Are they like malteasers?
* Waller buys a box of Cock teasers for Mother's Day as his mother's present
#12558 +(704)- [X]
<RaptorII> Screwing with people's minds is my ultimate pasttime however.
<Supe> Or is it?!
#13151 +(639)- [X]
[ @niffie ] I have no inhabitions right now
[ @aphr0 ] would you finger my asshole?
[ @niffie ] no
[ @aphr0 ] then you have inhibitions
#14511 +(666)- [X]
(@CitizenC): I'd pay $100 US to shoot a cow with a rocket launcher.
#14618 +(286)- [X]
<SpeedSk8X> 21 is too fucking old :( :( :(
<type[s]> i'm 22
<type[s]> i think
<type[s]> yeah, 22
#15593 +(213)- [X]
? jimmy/#hadm ----- jimmy's work productivity rating as of 2:21PM --------
? jimmy/#hadm 0% | --------------------------- | 100%
? jimmy/#hadm *- 0.01% (checked email)
#18149 +(353)- [X]
<JonnyButt> dont you hate it when you are making out with a chick
<JonnyButt> and she has a penis
#23224 +(147)- [X]
[Shinji] hate that you know.... pants off, hand cream on the desk, then the fucking thing announces "22 minutes remaining" :/
#28007 +(508)- [X]
<|Crash|> condoms suck!
<iota> so do kids
#36504 +(230)- [X]
<MrFalcon> wtf is ePlus?
<drwiii> your grade in sex ed.
#36721 +(325)- [X]
<skyy> how often does the average 20 year old think of suicide?
<Kueller> every 6.7 hours?
<[H]Scope-Laptop> everytime he gets killed by a camper
#42831 +(530)- [X]
<gloom^exs> finnish sounds like two alphabets went to nuclear war and the fallout mutated it into something seriously fucked up with lots of i's and e's.
#46431 +(146)- [X]
* Admiral_Justin shoves vex into /dev/null
* Vex Quit (Connection reset by peer)
#48016 +(918)- [X]
<Konsole> did your video card come in yet?
<Konsole> those fuckers.
<pushit> my mother got a mop in the mail today though.
<Konsole> that should make up for it.
<pushit> it's a sweet-ass mop.
#49336 +(154)- [X]
<Mhoram> I'll just say, anus is an aquired taste
#49909 +(144)- [X]
<Amuck50> my buddy shane just started contemplating what the world would be like without boobs
<Amuck50> i think he just scared himself
#57565 +(83)- [X]
<Nephilim> No, I'm going out on a date with a girl that's had a thing for me since high school
<Nephilim> And... she gives head!!!!!!!!!!
<+jdp> she will be repulsed at the sight of you now? ^_^
<+jdp> j/k good luck!!!
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* Joins: SJr|Tecra (Sjr@west373.authent.sfu.ca)
<RoChess> SJr, i like your new dns, if it had a T in it, i'd join that college
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<CheeseSteakJim> i like porn because it doesnt laugh at my penis
#73614 +(427)- [X]
<FiZi> You got any Laptop Type 1 or 2 lancards with dongles?
<Tac0> now youre just makin shit up
#74090 +(399)- [X]
<Schatten|DRUNK> I think 'strong' describes the Akira soundtrack best.
<ignatios> or "Japanese"
<Schatten|DRUNK> shut up
#74124 +(344)- [X]
«RazoR»: Hey, ZP, you there?
«RazoR»: you suck cocks
Zerg_Predator: damn laggy modem
Zerg_Predator: I was answering to the quetion
«RazoR»: you suck cocks is not a question
«RazoR»: It's a fact
#75106 +(95)- [X]
CrayonBreakyWill: A surrogate father?
sidacola: Used condom and a turkey baster...
#76726 +(456)- [X]
<@Ne[r]d> my father just walked behind me, and saw one of the buttons on the taskbar "AltaVista's Babe..." :O
<@Ne[r]d> he wanted to see it :p
<@Vader> Sure, dad, translate away!
#205824 +(580)- [X]
•Berrik• I swear I hate German
•Berrik• You take some 3-letter word in English
•Berrik• and in German it's "Schtuffwaftefloswhosit"
#226987 +(248)- [X]
<Jackryan2000guy> You know you've played too much soul caliber when you get the sudden urge in the middle of a calculus test to stand up, wave your fist and yell, "Souls! Come to me!"
#259326 +(448)- [X]
<Erin> does anyone else think that maybe dairy farmers have been tricking us, and that cows are really bulls, and we all buy bull semen by the litre?
<Erin> it's just whenever I see milk I think of semen that's all
<KateK> Um, maybe you shouldn't let your dad prepare your cereal anymore.
<Homestarrr> hellooo calcium deficiency
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seph429: lol 3 weeks ago someone posted a post on this board "I'm looking for some cool things macosx can do" hes bumped it every day since, today he posts
seph429: "OKAY I GET IT, THE OS SUCKS AND UR ALL FUCKS I HOPE YOU DIE"
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<mixi_dk> Im such a perfectist
<mixi_dk> God dammit!
<mixi_dk> OKAY! I give up!
<MikeClassic> Why? perfectionist is easy to spell..?
<mixi_dk> How did you do that?!
#374274 +(341)- [X]
<Jesus> oh mean, my underwear elastic thing just came off
<MoonKatz> mine's painted on, no elastic to worry with
<MoonKatz> although, the way the paint is flaking, I've been considering updating to aluminum siding
<Jesus> aluminum siding?
<Jesus> jesus, your underwear is more classy than my home
#395661 +(286)- [X]
<Sheena> me = ho
<Sheena> OMg...worse typo ever
#406366 +(1102)- [X]
Cap'n Steve: I have no girlfriend, no money, I live at home and work at Taco Bell, but my domains don't expire until 2014 and DAMN IT FEELS GOOD!
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(ArmanyGirl) Impuro, describe yourself to me
([Impuro]) well, I have 2 arms, 2 legs, a torso, a head with a nose and eyes and etc...
(ArmanyGirl) duhh, i mean phisically
#485154 +(1399)- [X]
<ryeenae> don't worry, i'm here for you = )
#635705 +(55)- [X]
<Simon>man, i'm farting like a motherfucker over here! you can really smell the decaying hampster flesh...
<Simon>there's a two week backlog of shit held up by that furry fucker
<Nick> OMFG, that is WRONG, you're fucking sick!
<Nick> you put a P in HAMSTER...sicko
#724762 +(484)- [X]
<shwS> I have 1˝ pack left.. after that, I'm smoking.
<shwS> I'm quitting*
#756797 +(704)- [X]
<Ralf> programmers and old people have a lot in common.
<Ralf> we're both always looking for ways to control leaks.
<Ralf> and dumps.
#770965 +(1093)- [X]
<@G3_> Half of all adults in the United States say they have registered as an organ donor, although only some have purchased a motorcycle to show that they're really serious about it.
#835033 +(2810)- [X]
Neko: how long has it been since i've seen you?
Rawr: since December 9th
Neko: dammit i wanted you to do the math and tell me how many weeks
Rawr: three weeks, three days?
Neko: oh good thank you
Rawr: why, is someone asking you?
Neko: i was bleeding then, and i need to keep track of when i need to buy more tampons
Rawr: you are the least romantic person EVER
#904301 +(4623)- [X]
<massacre> Rosti, can I ask you something as a close friend?
<Rosti_LFC> you could ask me something as a complete stranger, but go ahead
<massacre> Do you reckon Emma would go out with me if I asked her?
<Rosti_LFC> ask her yourself?
<massacre> no fucking way until I get a second opinion
<Daz> dude she's in the channel
<massacre> no she isn't
<Rosti_LFC> yeah she is mate, look up
<Rosti_LFC> she got op'd yesterday
<massacre> PLAN B
<massacre> spam the channel
<massacre> with text
<massacre> so it goes
<massacre> off her scrollback
* massacre has quit (PLAN C!!!)
<Audia> I'm going to go install Windows 7 right now
<Audia> so I'll be offline for a bit
<Audia> if he gets the balls to come back in here in the meantime tell him the answer is yes
* Audia has quit (QUIT)
<Rosti_LFC> that was some hardcore nerd courtship ritual right there
<Daz> Oh man, I wish I could fuck up asking a girl out that badly and still succeed
#942461 +(484)- [X]
<Magicka> wtf my carrier sucks my dick
<Xerei> mine doesn't even touch me
#950944 +(753)- [X]
<Toba> i like my coffee like i like my women: earthy, french, and on my desk at work
<nightshroud> But be careful or you may end up with burning pain on your lap area.
#962717 +(197)- [X]
<Papa_Wa> Anyone else struggling to login?
<Udungoof> i'm struggling most of the time
<Udungoof> not necessarily with loginservers though
<Udongoof> life mostly