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#172 +(119)- [X]

[@kode54] /quote:96 <smcn> uNF = universal noise of fucking
[@kode54] one of my few smcn quotes (I need more!)
[@smcn] ok i will say something funny
[@smcn] i'm having trouble breathing
[@smcn] and my dick is on fire
[@smcn] is this normal?

#759 +(1694)- [X]

<cygnus> oi
<cygnus> in windows
<cygnus> what it mean
<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
<Sephiroth> means it is shared
<Sephiroth> across your network
<cygnus> how did you know that
<cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy
<cygnus> or something
<cygnus> like
<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it

#1942 +(576)- [X]

<Kayma> shouldn't Cheney have died by now?
<Richard_D_James> Yes
<Kayma> My returning from the future must have changed more than I thought....

#2472 +(508)- [X]

<ArAgOn__> Dyckert: If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?

#4871 +(337)- [X]

<reuben> my dad claims that he got his first piece of ass from a cow.
<reuben> i had a great upbringing

#5793 +(198)- [X]

<]SpIkE[> HELP ME!!! my 120 chipset monitor 17 inch with Gforce 4 doesn't support the internet!

#6011 +(3731)- [X]

<incarnate> hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now
<incarnate> " "
<cres> i dont get it

#6434 +(215)- [X]

<Cheetah> heh, someone else who was on my box didn't like my lack of bitchx ...
<sig11> heh?
<Cheetah> bitchx
<Cheetah> BitchX
<Cheetah> for fucks..
<Cheetah> (from .bash_history)
<Cheetah> who actually types things like for fucks.. into their shell?

#6875 +(177)- [X]

<Guest11734> Hello! I can redirect all your bot op request, even BETWEEN
    networks. Just type /msg Guest11734 op [botnick] [channel] [password],
    and I'll fix it for you!

#7813 +(476)- [X]

* TPEGrunge is away: -(be back in 12 years)- since -(01:54)- pager -(off)-
* TPEGrunge is back: from -(be back in 12 years)- gone -(626wks 1day 6secs)-

#8353 +(198)- [X]

<Seren> I've seen so many penises, but I swear, the minute some guy you don't know takes his pants off in a classroom environment and is all happy about it ... you almost shit yourself.
<melusine> Happy happy? O_o As in "Teacher, my still life is moving!" happy? O_o

#8412 +(125)- [X]

<Twisty> Fkn ETG banned me for 24 hours :/
<Twisty> TOok me forever to get back on :(
*** Twisty has quit IRC (Killed (AdminServ (Insecure Connection (Type Insecure HTTP Bounce - Port 3128) - for help to get your security fixed plz go here: http://help.enterthegame.com/services/security.htm)))

#8738 +(1562)- [X]

<AndrewB> I've played the Expansion Pack for about an hour and a half, and I'm already boAGH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MOTH

#11073 +(596)- [X]

<SpunOne> To The Taliban:
<SpunOne> Give US Osama Bin Laden or we'll send your women to college.
<nersh> To the US:
<nersh> Leave us alone or we, the Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

#11422 +(543)- [X]

<hobophobic> cant be fucked going to the toilet
<hobophobic> i reckon i'll piss out the window
<hobophobic> brb - pissing out my window
<Mr_J_Beam_1981> lol
<hobophobic> brb - pissed on my window
<Syncope> Yeah you gotta open it first
<hobophobic> :(

#15224 +(299)- [X]

<Reiko> girl who sit on judges lap, get honorable discharge

#15436 +(564)- [X]

<Godfather> white people dont go to jail, look at OJ
<Inferno> he's black u fag
<Godfather> oh

#15612 +(555)- [X]

<drunkers> hey what name am i under?
<[Piratez]> drunkers
<drunkers> what?
<[Piratez]> huh?
<drunkers> i asked what name am i under?
<[Piratez]> drunkers you fool
<drunkers> never mind ill ask someone else

#15943 +(418)- [X]

<SamGod> crap, not only does my everything hurt, I can't breath fresh air 'cuz all I smell is gasoline
<Coda> why do you smell gasoline SamGod?
<SamGod> Coda:  'cuz I smell like gasoline
<Coda> why?
<SamGod> Coda: I kinda happened to shove an exaust pipe in my sleve for warmth for a few hours last night
<Twist-> See? he is a psycho.
<SamGod> well, actually, I switched off between one sleve, then the other, then my pant leg, then the other, etc...
<Twist-> didn't occur to you to get inside the car?

#22943 +(1506)- [X]

<NyseriA> Things I've learned about war from videogames: If you find yourself mortally wounded by an enemy sniper be sure to let him know that he is a faggot.

#29284 +(434)- [X]

<enajyram> support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have.

#30136 +(644)- [X]

<Rann-chan> I just want to run screaming into the night.
<ThePlaya> Do so
<Rann-chan> It's not dark yet.

#31568 +(95)- [X]

<storm_> http://www.cnn.com/2000/NATURE/01/13/monkey.cloning/index.html
<storm_> they clone them and send them on to irc

#34657 +(107)- [X]

<DrNick668> i'd have a bad attitude too if someone put somethin big and round in my mouth and stretched it

#36911 +(770)- [X]

<UPC747> Og may I PM you?
<Ogredude> yah
<^^DeAmOn^> Og, may I smack you?
<Pi> Og, may I DoS you?
<Wulfsbane> Og, may I annoy you?
<Schlock> Og, may I eat you?
<Simon_Jester> Og, may I violate your dog?
<Vorn> Og, may I... aw, jeez, I'm not following that.

#39280 +(226)- [X]

jenmigrant: I've figured it out.  There are two distinct species of male in the world:  All the men I want, and all the men I can have.

#45804 +(27)- [X]

<DiamonDie> cool, this is the f&g episode where sam wants an atari.
<fizzie> misread 'f&g' as 'fag'. this is what reading bash.org does.

#46763 +(98)- [X]

<Lowbrow> She needs an ass fucking
<rooster> shes 60
<Lowbrow> oh.
<PamelaPeaks> ...

#56256 +(694)- [X]

<Campbell> You know you're seriously got nothing better to do when you start measuring time in units other than minutes and hours.
<Oli[bath]> Win2k uptime: two quadrillion two hundred thirteen trillion seven hundred seventy-nine billion six hundred twenty-one million two hundred five thousand two hundred ninety-two Caesium-133 Radiation-periods (2,213,779,621,205,292| 2 days, 18 hours, 53 mins, 41 secs)

#71442 +(2203)- [X]

<ihatestan> god I hate my little brother
<ihatestan> its my mothers birthday and I got her a Amethyst necklace
<ihatestan> than out of no where my brother goes "mom has +3 strengh"

#72271 +(22)- [X]

<WookieJHWH> tA-Kane to fixe IE on mac, add the line U$3R=1d10t in the default HTML file.

#74684 +(202)- [X]

<SlasherX> #php is all communist based
* @Didgerama drives a tank down the middle of #php
<Ballig> Didgerama: You're a commie, you can't afford a tank
<Ballig> You can ride a bicycle with a dart gun, though

#81861 +(173)- [X]

<Morni> LOL
<Jakeb> I swear, I didn't know she was your sister
<Jakeb> >>
<Jakeb> <<
<Jakeb> reflex....
<Jakeb> ^^;

#85544 +(161)- [X]

<exe|Die> what is an awkward?
<jonsae> i hope you're joking
<jonsae> exe|Die
<exe|Die> i think it's a vegetable
<exe|Die> or fruit

#86009 +(362)- [X]

<morn> I'm gonna be a pimp, yo! It'll be off da hizzle fashizzle, knowwhatimsayin'?
<Gabe> It's sad when white people try to talk like black inner city people. It's doubly sad when those white people are European. :P
<morn> Now, don't be hatin'!

#86054 +(89)- [X]

<+{R3D}Hurricane> Fly Delta. Cause everyone else is bankrupt.

#100796 +(482)- [X]

* Evil-PR-Director changes topic to 'IRC - Where the men are men, the women are men, and anyone under 18 has a .gov ident.'

#105353 +(1992)- [X]

<TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped
           by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video
           tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating
           the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to
           her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the
           camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits
           the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.
<alexandr-> you didn't keep eating the brownies did you?
<TheVirus> sure did
<TheVirus> i was hungry

#106371 +(244)- [X]

< zeedo> now the use of nmap in the matrix reloaded, that was leetnes
                  in a movie

< mcp33p4n75> and ssh
< zeedo> an ssh exploit no less
< setenv> oh yea and the crc32 vulnerability
18:02:37 < zeedo> I paused it and started explaining it to my gf, she just
                  looked at me like I was a moron

#147273 +(385)- [X]

onkeybutt87: I have no work ethic
onkeybutt87: or ethics
onkeybutt87: in a related note, I'm going to go hit babies

#160409 +(1185)- [X]

<Ettin> Heeey, Lyrai
<Ettin> Hypotheeetical queestion for you
<Ettin> If you geeeet seemen on thee keeyboard, wwould it breeak it?
<Ettin> (Sorry, my "E" keey is sticky)

#194117 +(198)- [X]

<Mike> WTF
<Mike> BRB

#282032 +(1350)- [X]

<Van> huh. if you inject dye into eggs, when they hatch the chicks will be whatever color you injected
<@Unarmed> similarly, if you inject radioactive compounds into eggs, when they hatch the chicks will rip you apart with their massive talons

#375060 +(509)- [X]

<Phreddy> I'm easily confused
<rens> that's a side effect of having a penis

#420589 +(2081)- [X]

<@dawoker> my manager dropped by and told me to stop using things like "my president is an assclown" in string testing for some of our code.

#505242 +(2199)- [X]

<Zoiks> its my birthday in two weeks   :D
<Zoiks> I'mma throw a big party and invite all my friends
<Zoiks> shit dude, I need to start making plans
<+madhtr003> and friends

#624991 +(70)- [X]

st0rmf1re: http://www.wimp.com/jeopardyho/
ruotfk: is this SFW?
st0rmf1re: no, wmv

#652242 +(477)- [X]

<Nofrag> It's bullshit, the police won't do a fucking thing. They destroyed one of the transformers now the power's out for twelve blocks
<bawheid> It obviously wasn't one of the better transformers
<bawheid> Optimus Prime, say

#718916 +(777)- [X]

Chrono-Z >> So yeah I think I'm going to invent a bra bomb and pay some crazy hard up person to wear it into airport security so bras will be banned on flights, from that point it's just a matter of finding a good seat to watch from.

#936597 +(964)- [X]

Stranger: I'm Mary. What's your name?
You: Eric.
Stranger: So, Eric, where are you from?
You: USA, you?
Stranger: China
You: Your name is Mary? That's not a Chinese name.
Stranger: My Chinese name is Xiong Chaofeng.
You: Alright, Mary it is...

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