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<iln> cd earlyteen

#378 +(547)- [X]

<bludstone> one of my fantasies is to be getting a blowjob while on irc :/

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<Guilty> Surely you see how trite the name "assassin" is [in Quake III]
<Guilty> Might as well be "Player"

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<isocat> onion headlines make me laugh out loud, even if i have my cock in my hand

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(PrimoPyro) sometimes I talk on the phone when im on the crapper =)
(PrimoPyro) *bloop*
(PrimoPyro) "what was that?"
(PrimoPyro) ahh.. I dropped an ice cube in my drink...

#2551 +(350)- [X]

<Amanda> And do these people in the STD medication commercials really have the advertised diseases, and if not, how much extra do they get paid to say that they do?

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*** hypr changes topic to '.'
<LkChaCha1> Ahh. . .hypr had his period. Must be that time of month.

#4743 +(398)- [X]

<Object> well if a girl can speak of how different men taste and how it relates to their physic I'd say she's pretty much a slut

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<DAL9000> my pseudogirlfriend's preacher was like, all over her
<DAL9000> and she's not very liked at her church
<DAL9000> cuz they think she's seducing him
<trep> pseudogirlfriend, haha
<DAL9000> yes
<DAL9000> that's a fancy word for stalking interest.

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<Guyver3> you know what the best part of being me is?
<Guyver3> being me
* Guyver3 gleams with an unholy glow
<kingmob> now, see, that's the kind of attitude i like to hear
<kingmob> the world needs more arrogant bastards
<kingmob> i get lonely

#6128 +(577)- [X]

<ambrgone> the way i figure it, if the hard drives go at 7200rpm on 12V, on
           240V, they should go.... EVEN FASTER!!!!!

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<CecilPL> I have a life, I just don't do anything in it

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<AnalInvasion> my dick is so big it has feet
<NinjaInThePants> my dick is so big popcorn now comes in small, medium, large, and my dick.

#10462 +(179)- [X]

<jej> if you dated me, you would've recognized me, and stopped talking to
me by now.

#10892 +(483)- [X]

<Random> "You're so sweet, and intelligent. What's your name?" "Jeremy." "Isn't that male?" "Yes." "AAAAH STAB STAB STAB STAB NEVER STOP STABBING I HATE YOU KILL YOU KILL MOMMY KILL KILL." <--- Online lesbians are fun.

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<c_thur> god i hate my roomates GF
<c_thur> if she was non existant
<c_thur> there would be no hand jobs behind me

#14983 +(636)- [X]

<bring> My mom, out of the blue
<bring> asked me if I ever thought of joining the army
<bring> and was like "I don't approve of that, but you might like it" and I was like "approve of what?" so she was like "you know, killing people"

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<Godfather> white people dont go to jail, look at OJ
<Inferno> he's black u fag
<Godfather> oh

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<RoyalBlood> hes like "my dad tells me all about cars cuz he downloads them from the internet" ...
<RoyalBlood> i would have slapped him if i was closer
* Fembot knows all about women 'cause he d/l's them off the Internet

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[18:17] * +SoberGuy smacks dalnet
[18:17] <+SoberGuy> stay together u humpty dumpty of networks

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<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> You know what I saw today that was really sad?
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> We got these quizzes back in US History. They were on some civil war stuff...
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> One of the questions was "What was Lincoln's original reason for fighting the civil war?"
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> This girl behind me had written "To defeat the north."
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> It made my head hurt.
<Yardbomb> Ghand....Those kind of people are fake
<Yardbomb> they must be robots, because there is no fucking way a real person can really be that stupid
* Raxc raises his hand.
<CoMpUdOc> He's got a point there, Yardbomb.

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<@Mi3Z> and im only on 56k
<@Mi3Z> takes about 2 hourse for win2k SP3 on this
<@Mi3Z> hours*
<@Cheez> 2 horses for a service pack?
<@Cheez> doesnt sound like a fair deal to me
<@Mi3Z> yea i know
<@Mi3Z> they rip you off like fuck, you know what MS are like
<@Cheez> still, winXP SP1 checks to see if the horses are stolen :o

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<Mentar_Ex> Having a huge debate about the war on drugs.
<Mentar Ex> What's your take on it?
<@Galleta> You know, I'm really divided on that subject, because I love war, and I love drugs, and I just hate to see them go at eachother. It's like a chick fight, only with tons of blood and no flesh.

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< gimbgoth> Fatal-Err: yeah, that's a bummer huh
< Fatal-Err> bummer? what means bummer?
<+insight> damn
<+Moak> it's fuck in the "okay-to-say-at-mom's-table" version

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<@Max> this ball spinning crap is crazy
<@Max> this guy would be popular at a rave :P
<@Alice`> Anyone at a rave would be popular

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<falc> i now declare 'oat' to mean 'on another topic', please update your geeky brains immediately

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<ruca> my dads work pays for my cable modem so my mom always says "ERIN! dont look at porn cause dads work will get in trouble"
<ruca> im like wtf woman you cant even turn my computer on. dont school me you ho
<ruca> she REALLY believes my dads boss is gonna go up to him and be like "kevin, we found out your 20 year old daughter looked at ron jeremys nads last night. explain yourself!"

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<pHluid> GF the other day said something about me not washing my hands after I take a piss
<pHluid> "First of all, I don't piss on my hands. Secondly, you put the damn thing IN YOUR MOUTH, I think I'll be allright to touch it every now and then."
<pHluid> That shut her up.

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<Dayv> It's amazing how many interesting games come out of Germany that are actually written for adults with IQs above the subnormal range.
<DJTodd> How else are we supposed to train the master race?
<DJTodd> Uh... You didn't hear that.
<DJTodd> I know nothing! NOTHING!

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<KANG> you know you're bored when you boot up ad-aware 5.8 and 6.0 and watch them race

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*** Darth_Jon was kicked by wombat (oh no, you've gone back in time to when the channel didn't have you in it)

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<genjzzzzzz> i was dsl-less for like 7 hours
<genjzzzzzz> and then some fat tech support dude at earthlink.net fixed it
<genjzzzzzz> "oops sorry i have fat fingers and hit two keys"
<genjzzzzzz> he said that, seriously :P

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(bovril): food escapes me
(nark): it ran away?
(nark): try killing it before you eat it sam
(bovril): its nicer fresh

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<SJr|Tecra> I'd shit my pants if my girlfriend said she was pregnant.
<robb> i'd shit my pants if you had a girlfriend

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<King-of-darknesses> my kernel is panic'ing , i need to reassure him some

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[WaRe-WoLf] you know i gotta find a girl, get her pregnant so i can have a kid to dig around with those cables behind the tv

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<Kudakeru> i just comitted a twinkie hate crime...

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21:28 < tijmen> WHO wants to meet a very handsome boy?
21:28 -!- harma [pkobjb@quakenet.org] has left #sweden.ladies []
21:28 -!- zn1tz]MiniMilk [gusse@quakenet.org] has quit [Signed off]
21:29 -!- wMa|Syph3r^ [syph3r_02@quakenet.org] has left #sweden.ladies []
21:29 -!- Archer|cs [_BiTCh_Arc@quakenet.org] has quit [Signed Off]

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<mmrafk> wtf does the "E" in E-Mail stand for
<mmrafk> express-mail ?

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<Mattimeo> I've decidedthat IRC is an MMORPG where I play the role of a hopeless nerd :(

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<ShadowFury-> whats command for new nick name
* ChoBo is now known as gaynamehere
<Whitehorn> '/nick
<gaynamehere> err shit

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<BlueStar> my dad used to leave the dish on the porn channels
<BlueStar> so i'd turn it on and there'd be porn
<BlueStar> i was always like "augh!!"
<hotdogcore> eww
<BlueStar> then i discovered the internet... haha.
<hotdogcore> ta da
<hotdogcore> !
<BlueStar> my mom walks in as I've got like 10 windows of BME hard open
<BlueStar> I'm usin win 98 at that time
<hotdogcore> ahahahaha
<BlueStar> so i try to click the desktop icon
<BlueStar> and its too slow
<BlueStar> so i turn my computer off
<BlueStar> she yelled at me: "you're going to get bad sectors! if you're looking at porn you dont' want me to see, turn off your monitor!"
<BlueStar> ....I got bad sectors.
<hotdogcore> bahaha

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leafhound> i find it humorous as fuck that what is babyfat on girls is on guys...a beergut
mo0nChiLd> nah, its a fuel tank for a sex machine

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<beno> i love you mannnnnnnn!!!!11111111111
<rock> i love you to, in a fuck off and dont come near me kind of way.

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<DiTsHiP> I'm about to go to class, I have two tests today.
<AldeBaran> erk, good luck
<DiTsHiP> Thanks
<AldeBaran> what subject(s)?
<DiTsHiP> Psychology and Data Structures
<AldeBaran> wow...don't get mixed up...
<DiTsHiP> I'll try not to :)
<AldeBaran> "what program would we use to solve for X?" "Well, a program of mild anti-depressants followed by some sessions with a psycologist should make X feel better about himself"

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<Rathen> Ha, this torrent of United93 is 747mb big. Beautiful.

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<Snojoe> Lemme ask you somethin
<Gnarly> Okay...
<Snojoe> If you date a two-headed chick, and you want sex, and one of them says no..
<Snojoe> is it rape?
<Gnarly> you dont have much free time, do you?
<Snojoe> Time is a factor here, man... need an answer

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< Lapkawitz> and you can tell she's really japanese becase her genitals produce a forcefield that pixelates the air around them

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<NimF> The lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my birthday.
<NimF> I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...

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