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<rob`> <Satanic0> vai toma no cu filha da puta
<rob`> I'M GETTING HACKED FROM BRASIL
<rob`> HELP ME
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<c-rOCK> man napster is like tupac, that shits never going to die.
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*** Now talking in #hardcoremp3
*** Topic is 'Welcome to #hardcoremp3, fred dursts phone # 310-865-1000 finally a use for www.dialpad.com PRANK THAT SOB'
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<Spin0ut> devvie: Hey, it may be short, but it sure is skinny
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(AngelGrl) unix sounds like lego.. am i right?
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<Anton> my unhairy mates have better luck than me with women
<Spooky> I figure keep your spirits up and standards low
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<kadafi:#916> Welcome to ftp.idsoftware.com
<kadafi:#916> Connection from 184.108.40.206 logged
<kadafi:#916> You are user 201 of 200 available connections.
<kadafi:#916> IM USER 201 BEYOTCH
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<ZangTT> it's like a massive 300 story zombie john maynard keynes is wandering through california, tearing down buildings and breathing fire.
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<CrazyLich> GET IN MAH PANTS
<_Mantis_> but get out of my parking spot
<_Mantis_> I dont care if its "your corner"
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<scud> shadap i was referring to SKYLAB
<CCCP_Lord_Soth> scud has a learning center similar to skylab only its in his basement instead of space..also its a meth lab not a skylab
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<Chronosla> RARs are the dingleberries of Satan, sent to torment me with mockery and derision.
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<Kirke> I had interests too
<Kirke> But they all ended in court
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<Guilty> If I ever smoked crack I'd be sure to put aside a few dollars per robbery for hygenic purposes
<Guilty> Like for every DVD player I jacked, buy a bottle of shampoo
<Guilty> Maybe some q-tips
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(ori) I just watched the movie "Malcolm X"!!
(ori) but I have a question
(ori) What happend to the other nine malcolm movies?
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<Hatamoto> I'd like to make 2 comments of public interest:
<Hatamoto> #1 - Barium contrast substrate tastes like a day-old mcdonalds strawberry milkshake with tums ground up in it. Eech. The little lemon-lime 'fizzy pills' you gotta swallow taste like ass too.
<Hatamoto> #2 - Hospital robes are way too fucking small.
<Hatamoto> ... thank you.
<Hatamoto> Oh yes, and one more thing:
<Hatamoto> #3 - Barium burps. The gift that just keeps on giving.
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<Tovart|Away> Pino, i'm wondering
<Tovart|Away> You're from Japan, right?
<Tovart|Away> I'll take that as a yes.
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(laguna`) i wank to her occasionally
(Jyrka) for how long have u been doing this?
(laguna`) a month
(Jyrka) what did u used to do before?
(laguna`) go to school
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<Froggy> back in high school, football was only good for one thing, helping me try to get with Band chicks
<Froggy> I failed.
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* SexySam has joined #avision
<Jasper> SexySam: Leave now, while you still can :|
<SexySam> what's up?
<CY666> We talking about first time mastrubation experiences.
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<cygnus> in windows
<cygnus> what it mean
<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
<Sephiroth> means it is shared
<Sephiroth> across your network
<cygnus> how did you know that
<cygnus> i thought it meant it was heavy or something
<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
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<Goofy[HSK]> is excess flood server side or client side?
<Erve> it's Europe side atm
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> HyperShadowDC gets in barrel
(Scott) A barrel of homosexuals? Where do I sign up?!
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<jsmithown> well i'll brb i gotta write a letter by hand
<thegleek> old school
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<WoWMaN\>ah well, i'm off now
<Bart\> where to?
<WoWMaN\>some people like to call it masturbation, or jerking off. I myself prefer: "letting the dog out"
<WoWMaN\>that way it doesn't sound all that suspicious when I tell my mum what I'm off to do
<Bart\>sure... "Mum, I'm going to let the dogs out" and then you go to the bathroom...
<Bart\>would seem pretty suspicious to me
<WoWMaN\>well, not to my mum
<WoWMaN\>in fact... we don't even have a dog :)
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<@bmann> once it gets warmer im getting a fucking job
<@rambopfc> just get a snowblower, u could get a blow job
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<WTM2K> i accidentally turned on auto-catch, and everytime someone says a url it pops up in explorer
<|Cheez|> sorry about this but www.goatse.cx
<WTM2K> i hate you all
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<ziz> i wrote a haiku
<ziz> but it is not very good
<ziz> so i won't share it
<Nastard> i wrote one myself
<Nastard> it is much better than yours
<Nastard> i should write some more
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Rock'et> Why there is random damage in Subspace?
Op>JEDI>Gau> because SS is kinda realistic...
Op>JEDI>Gau> In reality some bullets would hit in harmless places, not everything will be deadly.
Op>JEDI>Gau> meanwhile other shots will get through and break off heat tiles on your wing
Rock'et> what harm could that possibly do?
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<dane> Why dont the US just drop pigs in Iraq instead of cluster bombs?
<@Basra> because the US worry that it will only feed our people and troops....man....embargo `ve starved us....
<@Basra> do u expect us to drink the oil?
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<Red_Squirrel> Jeff [Hardy] could get caught backstage sleeping with every diva and KO would still find a way to label him gay ^_^
<dubchu> ...every diva *at the same time*, yo.
<DaimaijeD> He DOES paint pretty blue swirlies on himself with what looks like pudding.
<DaimaijeD> When you smear yourself with blue pudding in preparation to meet a guy in tights, there's something amiss.
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(@Nick^) we were about to start an important exam yesterday
(@Nick^) and the male teacher says "any mobile phones turn them out and put them on the desk at the front"
(@Nick^) and my friend questioned him about whether it was necessary to put it on the desk at the front, blah blah
(@Nick^) then the teacher walks down the row of people to check, and says to my /other/ friend, "Is that a mobile phone in your pocket?"
(@Nick^) and my friend turned round and said "No he's just pleased to see you"
(@Nick^) I almost got kicked out for crying with laughter
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<dts|sKratch> get a serial ata drive
<dts|sKratch> it plugs into pci
<dts|Oleander> wrong link
<dts|sKratch> gg clipboard
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<Lee> Dude. My mom's letting me use her once I get a license.
<Mewten> ..use your mom?
<Lee> HER CAR
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<PufPufPaz> hugo: you were kidding about marrying a 19/f/ca right?
<hugo> PufPufPaz: Um.. actually, no, and she's a bisexual vegetarian pagan to boot.
<hugo> My life is weird.
<PufPufPaz> hugo: sounds more interesting than weird.
<hugo> PufPufPaz: May I /msg you? It's complicated. :)
<PufPufPaz> hugo: yeh hope is not for heart related matters, i suck at that
<hugo> Nah, it's just that I met Kate in a chat-room
<hugo> and now she's sitting 10 feet away and we sometimes go into the same chat room and chat w/ everyone.
<PufPufPaz> whats wrong with that?
* hugo smiles
<hugo> My wife is doing an impression of 2 parrots having sex.
* hugo shudders
<steltek> Is she involving you in that emulation? If not, you should ask her to demonstrate. :)
<hugo> PufPufPaz: That's not the half of it. She bought one of those make-your-own-dildo kits because she wanted her best friend to have a 'copy' of me
<PufPufPaz> hugo: tmi
<hugo> but you gotta trim your..um.. before you use the mould
<hugo> so I got this .. thing stuck on me. Looked like I was a human candle.
<PufPufPaz> hugo: really, tmi
<hugo> I'll never be able to eat oatmeal again :-/
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<@gloriaea> this is how wars start
<@gloriaea> someone puts up a swedish pop poster and a german blames it on a finn
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DinjackPD: so I'm studying for my history final
DinjackPD: And there's this old WW2 propaganda poster
DinjackPD: Of this guy driving along alone with an outline of hitler next to him
DinjackPD: And the title is
DinjackPD: 'WHEN YOU RIDE ALONE, YOU RIDE WITH HITLER!'
DinjackPD: isn't that contradicting?
Jahman98: that's great stuff
DinjackPD: 'When you ride alone, you ride ALONE, however you do use up valuable gas that is intended for the war effort and thus make it easier for the Nazis to win. You Jew hating BASTARD.'
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* elisteran subscribes seriumu to spamlists
<elisteran> would you rather get nigerian 419 scams, or hawt lesbian pr0n ?
<Pavel> elisteran: As if the two were mutually exclusive.
<elisteran> Dear Mr. Smith, my name is Motoba Kwambe, and I am legal counsel representing the family of the late Prime Minister of Nigeria, Bouncy Bubbles. Her nude coed widow has the opportunity to retrieve $15 million stashed away in a bank account, but needs a US citizen to ...
<Pavel> elisteran: That works.
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<Nyschashi-Seikun> i ate at black anus, there meat is so shitty
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(@elusive_brob) I've got a hook-up-line for you
(@elusive_brob) "wanna play network? you're switch and i'm cable?"
(+XargoL) remember firewall
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<Rhodz> So anyway, if I get that threesome with my girl and one of her hot friends, I'll be a happy man
<Psy> Well of course you'd have to tape it
<Rhodz> I won't be taping it. What I want to do is get a director in to tape it. 3 cameras, lighting, the works.
<Psy> Awesome. I did photography last year, I could totally do that
<Rhodz> Er...do you really want to see my wang?
<Psy> Well, we could just blur it out...
<Rhodz> Sweet! Then it'll be just like Japanese porn!
<Rhodz> Except I won't be shitting on her.
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Petrosjko: How ya doin'?
Keucu: I had a complete nervous breakdown and tried to drive my car off an overpass today and I think I scared the fuck out of Julian.
Keucu: But I'm feeling better.
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<Nihility> I wanna buy starcraft cereal.
<NoJuice4u> with marshmallow zerglings????
<Inside> kekekekeke sugar rush
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<sai sce> what's up?
<marc> nm, just plotting to kill my psych teacher
<sai sce> he'd probably be like "THE GUN SHOWS THAT YOU FEAR INTIMACY!!!"
<sai sce> while you were shooting him.
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<Winchester> I just watched a PSA video of how to save ourselves from atomic bombs in the `40s.
<Winchester> And I realized: "Oh, shit, we`re at risk."
<Winchester> And then I watched a video of the Brady kids and I was too happy to care.
<Winchester> Conclusion: The Ruskies used the Brady kids to distract us.
<Winchester> Reason for Failure: The Bradys lacked musical talent and Jan was an emo bitch.
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(sean__) i want to call you with my cell phone whats your #
(sean__) dude you made me call the cops what the fuck
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<Yalborap> You'll get so infuriated you'll throw your DS/Wiimote against the wall until it shatters.
<Yalborap> The wall, not the nintendo product.
<Yalborap> Those things are made of adamantium or some crap.
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<Emika> Somedays, I wish I could ctl+z everything
<Emika> and alt+F4 parts of my life
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Lurker: i just watched some ad on the apple website
Lurker: that was poking fun at how pcs get syntax errors and fatal errors
Lurker: and then i click the next movie and it goes
Lurker: 'Quicktime performed an illegal operation, it is highly recommended that you restart firefox'
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Mafafa: IF EVERYONE JUMPED OFF A CLIFF WOULD YOU DO IT TOO?
Ironikx: If everyone jumped off a cliff, I'd go to the bottom and steal whatever was in their pockets.
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< EvanStone> Have u guys seen that babe on the special Olympics commercial
< EvanStone> Hnnnnng
< fred> wtf
< fred> EvanStone has a disabled person fetish
< vitro> omg
< EvanStone> What
< vitro> i almost choked to death while reading that
< EvanStone> Only her brain is fucked
< vitro> EvanStone is fucked
< EvanStone> Not her face
< EvanStone> Yo vitro is mad judgemental
< EvanStone> Like a retard can't be sexy
< EvanStone> Plz stop discriminating