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<ACDCC> Hey, does anyone know when Dance Dance Revolution comes out on GBC?
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<`bobble`> give +v to PunKz plz. i want him close to me
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<CoderMan> kritical, you are dumber than a dead rock
<matts> dead rock
<matts> CoderMan news flash
<matts> rocks can't live
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<CompGod> If crime doesn't pay, is my job illegal?
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<Tisha> dialup boy!
<supreemball> at least i dont have problems :)
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<demalavor> we need a new word
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<RoboGum> mmmm, porn
<doublezero> i'd rather have a life than watch porn
<RoboGum> all you need to do is shave, get a hair cut, and loose the gut
<doublezero> shave? naah.. hair cut? never!
<RoboGum> there's only one thing you can do then
<RoboGum> dress all in rubber and goto an "alternative" party
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<jamesn> max: best become a sales guy
<jamesn> those jobs are easy to get
<jamesn> and you dont need skillz
<MMouse> both. yeah i was thinking sales, but that's like a last resort
<undrewb> but to get into sales, you need to be a superficial wanker with no clue...
<undrewb> oh.. ok :)
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<Mr_Ed> I need to get a dishwasher.... but where the fuck will I find a whore like that
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<blaz1n> if a chick clones herself... and proceeds to basically have sex... would she be a lesbian? or just would she be masturbating?
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<[mac]> whats virii?
<[mac]> the linux txt editor?
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<Nani-chan> hey folks, can we keep it semi clean right now? my parents might be watching and i dont wanna get in trouble
<Nani-chan> crack: 14 y.o girl, you dumbass cockless bitch
<RikisuuDelta> quite hypocritical if you ask me
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<drunkers> do you know who i am?
<drunkers> i could rip your eyes out and stick them in your knee and make your knee read a book
<vinnieT> i dont read
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<noah> no I need a way to come to terms with the fact that I wasted
<noah> my horny years whacking off to porn instead of bagging college
<dr.adam> might i suggest bourbon
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* static changes topic to 'necrophila, lie back and crack open a cold one'
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[aq] i love irc quotes
[ob0t] i hate them
[ob0t] i always end up looking like a retard
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<Thrash123> Yes, because they "reviewed the URLs and came to the decision that my User ID was being used to view pornographic material"
<Thrash123> So I'm getting accused of trying 243 times to access porno :)
<Dank_Budz> they must have seen goatse.cx
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<Kethry> Leida, you're more than a trend now
<Leida> what am i now? what can there possibly be above a trend?
<Sensai-Sakiya> god? immortal? person worshiped by all?
<Leida> you are all worshipping me?
<Ibaimendi> I never realized the line between abuse and worship was so thin.
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<@drauh> nothing a small dose of real live cara won't help
<@caraliss> why, you presumptive malaysian particle smasher!
<@drauh> you can smash my particles any time
<@drauh> conjugate my verbs
<@drauh> fsck my hard drive
< AgtDaleCo> dangle your participle?
< curvygurl> parse your sentences
<@drauh> integrate me by parts
<@drauh> fuck me in the ass
<@drauh> oh, wait
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<darkrift> 10 bucks I'm gonna be the only one wearing hobbit ears and strapped with my ork sword at lord of the rings 2.
<Cano> and u'll get beat down
<darkrift> uhm no
<darkrift> ork detecing sword.
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<blazemore> my brother is in a quake3 clan
<blazemore> and he had a ctf game tonight
<blazemore> and like
<blazemore> we were walking out of tilt
<blazemore> his friend goes "dude hurry up, you're gonna be late for you clan meeting"
<blazemore> and these black guys were walking by
<blazemore> and looked like they were about to kick our asses
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<Xerox> Apparently NOBODY wants to be a librarian in Compton.
<ToastyGhost> Because it's a do-nothing job
<ToastyGhost> "6:00 - showed up, unlocked. 9:45 - dodged gunfire. 14:06 - the police called, asking for a witness. 20:00 - close"
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<[A]LastOutlaw> anyone know what this means "Break: command halted (line 1098, sonica.mrc)"
<God> something or someone cancelled the script
<[A]LastOutlaw> then how do get rid of it...
<God> stop cancelling it
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<Jeeeeebus> plus i got jedis to give me hound jobs..
<LDM> hound jobs = beastality?
<Jeeeeebus> HAND!! HAND!!
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<SteamedHams> heroin should be more widespread. it's like an off button for morons
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<ShowDowN> having a formatted drive and a fresh install of windows is better then the feeling just after youve finsihed shaving
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<NASSSSSTY_Xy> distance from base of palm to top of middle finger
<Elfie> 16 cm
<Anarie> ok now lets talk about bra sizes...
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<feem> are we playing cs yet
<Gren> what server are you guys on?
<feem> are we playing cs yet
<Nix-7c0> <feem> are we playing cs yet?
<Nix-7c0> <Gren> what server are you guys on?
<feem> are we playing cs yet?
<impossible> i'd play.
<colddrink|away> ill play too
<feem> ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?
<Gren> i would play as well
*** colddrink|away is now known as colddrink
<Nix-7c0> <feem> ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?
<feem> ARE WE FUCKING PLAYING CS
<Gren> i'd play CS
<feem> FUCKING CS TIME FAGGOTS FUCKING PLAY WHERE
<Gren> what server are we playing on?
<feem> i don't know
<Gren> hey feem, are we playing CS?
<feem> i don't know
<colddrink> i heard were playing cs dudes
<Nix-7c0> <feem> ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?
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<GeNOc|DE> man ur making as much sense as a letter box in africa
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* [petey suspects I-Que of not being 1337!
<I-Que> I'm only 22!
<I-Que> not 1337
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<NeilX> They have rename the Bible
<NeilX> its now called
<NeilX> The Sidez
<NeilX> I read chapter one.
<NeilX> the hold gospel according to Sega
<NeilX> and the mighty sidez came down
<NeilX> and he said
<NeilX> let their be VIRTUA FIGHTER
<NeilX> AND POOF
<NeilX> 10 billon JAP PROGRAMMERS made virtua fighter
<NeilX> the lord sidez said
<NeilX> teh sucks there is no good combo moves
<NeilX> let their be VIRTUA FIGHTER 2
<NeilX> 10 billon JAP PROGRAMMERS made virtua figher
<wazy> neil is drunk
<NeilX> but the elite g0d sidez said, i need more vectorz
<NeilX> AND POOF
<NeilX> THE DICSIPLE XBOX WAS BORNAGE
<Sidez> ON THE SEVENTH DAY
<Sidez> I CREATED
<Sidez> TEH XBOX
<Sidez> AND IT WAS BIG
<NeilX> and it sucked
<Sidez> SILENCE INFIDEL
<NeilX> ON THE EIGTH DAY HE CREATED HIS OWN COCK
<NeilX> AND IT WAS SMALL
* NeilX laughs
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<Phylitsa> Woo hoo! One girl and 7 unidle guys!
<Phylitsa> Lets play "Spin the Attention Whore"
<Novasol> Sounds like a gangbang waiting to happen
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[2:22p] quits.. YT[Ping timeout]
[2:24p] joins.. YT
[2:24p] (Orion) wb
[2:24p] (Phae) wb
[2:24p] (YT) you know when you get real excited and accidentally pull out a plug?
[2:24p] (Phae) haha
[2:24p] (YT) with your toe
[2:24p] (Phae) yeah
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<Locke> I went on an exciting box and pie adventure. <Locke> It wasn't nearly as sexual as it sounds.
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<Myst> ez mac? is that a pimping kit or something?
* Myst just pictures this pimp on the box with gold teeth and oversized sunglasses give you on the thumbs up
<Myst> free faux gold oversized neckchain with 10 proof of purchases
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<BLIZZ> the Xbox 2 will include high-end gaming hardware, a mini-fridge capable of holding an entire case of soda or beer, an air-conditioning unit, a four slice toaster, a TIVO unit, cup holders, a diaper changing table, a trash can, and a refillable toothpaste reservoir. Even the new extra large controllers - designed specifically for use by basketball players - will incorporate heated buttons and miniature LCD screens so you don't miss out on any of the action
<BLIZZ> but thats just my prediction.......
<around-Bellerophon> no way...not gonna happen....they'd never pull off the refillable toothpaste reservoir
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<CG> I just fell asleep watching the tennis
<CG> all I heard was "uhnn oof uhnn oooooof uhnnn" from the two girls on tv
<CG> sounded alright ;)
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<kjones> last night i had sex with a model.
<kjones> but then the glue melted
<kjones> and one of the wings fell off.
<kjones> go figure.
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<coffee4me> Tazers are killing old people and crack heads
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<cow_crap> ok I came to class early one day, considerably early
<cow_crap> and there's a girl there that I'm quite taken aback by
<cow_crap> and she said "wow, you came early" and I said, without thinking, "that's what all the girls say"
<cow_crap> I am such a fucking idiot
<cow_crap> she laughed at me for like 15 mins
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<nntndgrl> wanna cyber?
<nntndgrl> what do you have on right now?
<ghalath> Umm.. MSN, mIRC and Winamp, why?
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<RustySpoon> Hahaha... I just came back from Phlanges girlfriend.
<Phloam> Wtf were you doing there? ffs man have some respect
<RustySpoon> Let\'s just say she was glad to see me
* Phlange is now afk
<RustySpoon> fuck when did he log on?
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<@generated> i wish i was dead
<@mehh_> generated: why? :(
<@mehh_> actually i really need to go...tell me some other time :)
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<@Canis> i wanted to move my nintendo once but didnt want to lose my game
<@Canis> so i wired on a second power cord
<@Canis> and then walked it from outlet to outlet
<@Canis> im really lucky i didnt hit two circuits out of phase
<@Canis> that would have SUCKED
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<Dack Falu> WTF, there are Bomberman fanfics
<Dack Falu> Did that shit have a storyline?
<Stultus> Someone's probably written a fanfic for Tetris
<Saturn V> THE L BLOCK TAKES ME BY THE HAND AND PLUGNES ITSELF NEATLY INTO ME, FORMING A LINE
<Saturn V> I MOAN BUT THEN PART OF ME VANISHES
<Saturn V> FOREVER.
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<knightmare> sixtho I challenge you to IRC DDR!
<sixtho> ummm ok
<knightmare> + ddrbot start 10
<DDRBot> Game Started!
<DDRBot> knightmare wins!
<sixtho> where the shit is the down arrow
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<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
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[Kradical] NANOG = North American Network Operators Group
[Kradical] an organization of ISPs and NSPs (ISPs of ISPs) that is highly influential on how the internet operates
[Kara] I thought the internet ran on 4chan and porn.
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<@stuartf> I just went and got a coke, the machine is one of the ones
with the conveyor belt in it and there was already a coke on
<@stuartf> if you buy anything to the left of the drink on the belt you
get what's already on the belt and your drink is left there
<@stuartf> if you buy anything to the right you get your drink and the
one on the belt remains
<@stuartf> if you drop another drink on the one that's already on the
belt the output is undefined
<@[M]oon> classic divide by coke error
<@PowerOfCheese[w]> this is a classic coke-in-the-middle attack
<@[M]oon> trojan coke
<@PowerOfCheese[w]> diet coke injection attack
<@Edgar_work> damnit, I wanted a water and got pinapple fanta
<@[M]oon> ahh. it got edgar
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<Zygo> if you're not finding errors, you're not looking hard enough
<lazy_bum> Is this some kind of woman motto?