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#78 +(175)- [X]

<AlmtyBob> I think they should make 'Powerpuff Girls: 2012', a live action movie, where the powerpuff girls are played by mad hot chicks
<AlmtyBob> teenage chicks

#904 +(179)- [X]

[00:15] <iMike> my name is on that
[00:15] <Fustard> yeah well
[00:15] <Fustard> i wrote your name all over my penis

#3102 +(427)- [X]

<duk0r> Vegetable oil is made out of vegetables. Olive oil is made out of olives. So what the fuck is baby oil made out of?

#3563 +(550)- [X]

<Slant> Maybe I'll be able to ignore my GOD DAMN NEED TO HUMP ANYTHING HUMAN AND FEMALE
<Slant> ANYTHING
<Zor-SLEEP> i feel for your sisters.

#3855 +(323)- [X]

<imsoemo> i should sell information on how to join irc on ebay
<imsoemo> FOR ONLY $3 I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO TALK TO MORE ARROGANT ASSHOLES THAN YOU EVER DREAMED
<CaliburX> Just make it sound complicated and expensive
<CaliburX> Have you ever wanted to talk with other sophisticated beings like yourself for free on your own personal computer? With this 42 step guide your dreams will become a reality and your life will be forever enjoyable.
<CaliburX> Only $99.99 plus shipping and handling

#4325 +(465)- [X]

<nitrifik_> damn, I have to leave in 10. I haven't even eaten. :|
<mightyflo> irc is a cruel mistress
<nitrifik_> not as cruel as real mistresses.
<mightyflo> you get what you pay for

#5541 +(209)- [X]

* icenine --train &
<j0ker> luck with your new job
<j0ker> :)
<icenine> not going to my job
<icenine> i'm going to go punch a recruiter in the face
<icenine> but close enough

#6419 +(181)- [X]

<extremist> strep?
<extremist> that thing where girls take their clothes off?

#7683 +(190)- [X]

<Spyder-> AOL also sucks
*** Carnevil_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Carnevil_[ACA7C955.ipt.aol.com])

#8745 +(258)- [X]

<fraggle> when i typed lesbian i almost typed debian

#8848 +(4)- [X]

<Balli> I know a few sluts like that
<BadMojo> yeah
<BadMojo> welcome to germ city
<BadMojo> "hi, could I take your order please?"
<jaunty> this bitch needed her kneecaps reconstructed because she spent to long on them
<BadMojo> "Yeah, I'd like a lay with a side order of herpes and a super-sized case of the clap, please"

#8853 +(815)- [X]

<tom> did you hear about the magic tractor?
<tom> it went down the hill and turned into a field!!!
<ReAc> :/
<dave> did you hear about the magic tom?
<dave> he went down the hill and I stabbed him in the face

#9642 +(203)- [X]

<Saktoth> I hope blackthorn takes over brittania and institutes a new regime of laser lights and techno music

#11646 +(527)- [X]

<Nick> Albert! Say something dirty!
<Albert> Bukkake!!
<Nick> Agh!! Too Dirty!

#11739 +(404)- [X]

<MissJC2k1> geez, we're porning a perfectly normal conversaporn, and you've gotta bring up porn

#15358 +(21)- [X]

<dR i l l 6 2> if it wasn't for the patience developed from windows,

#15825 +(334)- [X]

<Moogboy> That Quotes page is retarted
<Moogboy> Do you know how much of them are most likely completely fake?
<WeslyC> I hear ya man
<WeslyC> This is one of 'em.
<Moogboy> O_o

#16536 +(275)- [X]

<MercyBeat04> linux command prompts are like dos on acid with a credit card out on the town. You can do anything.

#32560 +(123)- [X]

<@hakk> reboot
<@hakk> reinstall
<@hakk> ;P
-:- enntee beats the MCSE out of hakk

#36471 +(125)- [X]

<logicalentity> 0111100101101111011101010010000001100001011011000110110000100000011100110110110101100101011011000110110000000000
<SquallStrife> unmoo! you all smell
<SquallStrife> logicalentity: thats low, insulting people through binary
<SquallStrife> i mean its low. literally, its low level :P

#39079 +(685)- [X]

<+EGreg> ATA? RAID? ATAPI? IDE? EIDE? SCSI? what is the world coming to?? FTP? SPAM? HTTP? HD? I have been here for a short while and already so many acronyms :-)
<+EGreg> of course there are 10x more that I know, but still. :-)
<@O_6> ever heard of 'stfu' ?

#41845 +(253)- [X]

<dyno> Anyone ever gotten the error "Network Cable Unplugged" ?
<kash[]> yea it means your network cable is unpluged
<dyno> at first I thought it was because of an IRQ setting, but we fixed that.. and I am still getting that error.

#42891 +(223)- [X]

<PigsCantFly> which is bigger. evilpie's [ ] nose [ ] love
<evilpie> my love
<cardcheat> if by love, you mean his cock, then his nose

#44045 +(317)- [X]

* genso is now known as octopussy
<SteamedHams> for 1 to 8 players

#47643 +(1712)- [X]

<s3ph>      ^_^              <-----<<<
<s3ph>      ^_^            <-----<<<
<s3ph>      ^_^          <-----<<<
<s3ph>      ^_^        <-----<<<
<s3ph>      O_o      <-----<<<
<s3ph>      o_O    <-----<<<
<s3ph>      O_o  <-----<<<
<s3ph>      O_O<-----<<<
<s3ph>      O_x----<<<
<s3ph>     <x_x--<<<
<s3ph>   <--x_x<<<
<s3ph> <----x_x<
<s3ph> ----<x_x
<s3ph> --<<<x_x
<s3ph> <<<  x_x
<s3ph> <    x_x
<s3ph>      x_x

#50386 +(135)- [X]

TwilightKnight00: hey can you do me a favor
Dr SpaZZo: no.
Dr SpaZZo: Go on.

#54193 +(363)- [X]

<CowboyNeal> I got email once from someone who said that /. was "tryin to keep a nigga down"
<CowboyNeal> I told him I didn't appreciate him using that term to refer to our people
<CowboyNeal> race card played and redealt, muhahaha

#55653 +(226)- [X]

<Boned> ever watched scrambled porn only to learn 5 mins later that its two guys?

#56174 +(146)- [X]

<atheir> microsoft is a bunch of soulless swine.
<quannum> with jobs

#57173 +(1002)- [X]

<fustard> one time the band teacher introduced a jazz song with "the negroid population enjoys this piece"
<fustard> there were a bunch of black kids sitting in front of me
<fustard> there was like a collective "what da fuck"

#75794 +(412)- [X]

<McMoo> i almost done froze on my way to school on monday
<Durandal_> hehe
<Durandal_> luckily i have an extra layer of winter insulation built onto my midsection
<timmo> fatass
<Badtz> fatty
<Dekkon> fattie
<Livewireo> Goddamn fatty
* Durandal_ can feel the love in this channel.
<Dekkon> it runs deep

#76595 +(288)- [X]

<%NuttO> Yeah, kids are stupid. I open up the back of my van and say, "Hey, kid, want to see something cool?" and they always fall for it.

#114068 +(290)- [X]

<dj_enkie> im a good babysitter
<dj_enkie> the boy is older
<dj_enkie> e is like 8
<dj_enkie> and he will become me someday
<dj_enkie> i give him porn to not tell his parents that i drink their booze

#119334 +(831)- [X]

<ClothHat> Isn't Canadian currency made out of tree bark or something?
<Cidolfas> CH: Isn't American currency made out of the skins of natives?
<ClothHat> That and broken treaties.

#147017 +(133)- [X]

<@ritual> life.
<@SharkDeath> Installed it about 20 minutes ago.
<@SharkDeath> Haven't played it yet tho.
<@ritual> got one hour 20 mins left on download

#147020 +(111)- [X]

<Pico> I might have to reinstall Win...I mean, GAYdows
<Killfrenzy> *snrk*
<Steve> Hey! I take offense to that!
<Steve> I have sucked MUCH less cock than Windows has!

#155158 +(386)- [X]

<+Coneja> and something about clitorises i dreamt last night
<+Coneja> a talking clitoris
<+Coneja> that's what it was
<+kevin> hahahahaah
< geekster> a talking clit... that would scare the utter shit out of you
<+preacha> geekster: it would probably diss you
<+preacha> "goddamn, you're doing it all wrong"
<+preacha> "oh look at you, big stud, she looks bored as fuck"
<+preacha> "hey, i think you've forgotten about something........ME!"

#156323 +(667)- [X]

<exodus> When i'm 18, i'm gonna d/l sooo much porn

#189209 +(234)- [X]

<aux_> i got gigs like i got ladies
<c0al> ? ur hard drive crashed/
<c0al> ??

#196154 +(2042)- [X]

<APingLDer> So how did it go with that cheerleader from down the street that wanted to seduce you?
<naeblis15> Well, I was going to go along, but at the last minute, I had one of those 'Grinch' moments, when my heart went up past my level, and Satan's and Stalin's and Hitler's and a few more levels, to where it was something like normal, and I decided that I should wait until I could have a meaningful relationship, not just casual sex with someone infinitely more popular and beautiful than I am.
<APingLDer>...
<APingLDer>...
<APingLDer>And where was your brain at this point?
<naeblis15>I don't know, but when he gets back he is so fucking grounded

#236466 +(2353)- [X]

Seijurro1234: IM NOT ON AOL .. IM ON AMERICA ONLINE
Seijurro1234: RETARD

#238640 +(1364)- [X]

<jimmiejaz> http://news.myway.com/odd/article/id/388409|oddlyenough|03-01-2004::10:26|reuters.html
<Jay1> fucking LINK
<Jay1> argh
<Jay1> you made me open it bich
<Jay1> and it opened in my insurance quote windows and fucked it up
<jimmiejaz> deal with it, I didn't tell you to click it.
<Jay1> it opens it self
<jimmiejaz> so links in your IRC window open all by them self?
<Jay1> yes
<jimmiejaz> http://www.tubgirl.com
<Jay1> I HATE YOU
<jimmiejaz> get a real client, one that doesn't open www.tubgirl.com when it sees it.
<jimmiejaz> www.lemonparty.org
<Jay1> U GAY POOF
<Jay1> i HATE YOU
<jimmiejaz> www.lemonparty.org
<Jay1> FUCK SAKE
<-- Jay1 has quit (Client Exiting)

#277906 +(1025)- [X]

ZolaOnAOL: You can't judge a book by its cover.
DrRocksicle: you can if it has no pages

#279357 +(1534)- [X]

<Klowner> I listen to rap now and then, just so I can communicate in case my car breaks down in a scary part of town

#564059 +(323)- [X]

<Mivalekan> the next generation of games will feature not consoles
<Mivalekan> but the games only which will only be tiny capsules
<Mivalekan> with which you insert into your anus and the game plays in your brain
<Mivalekan> MAKE WAY FOR THE FUTURE
<Nosnam> So basically, the next generation of games will be an LSD suppository?

#567959 +(443)- [X]

Genovese Laptop: so how long does it take to eat doom 3 hell
OpenSourceKeys: depends on the size of your bytes
Genovese Laptop: ba-zing

#572588 +(523)- [X]

<nerdBeer> so, I just dropped a book _into the toilet_
<ct> home or work?
<popsQ> heh, does it matter?
<nerdBeer> poop's poop, man.
<banquo> Ok,..WHY were you reading a book over a poop filled toilet? And what!? "Poop spotters guide"? "Pooping for dummies"? "The illustrated guide to What the Hell did I Eat"? "Flushing and putting the seat down (A husbands compendium)"?  
<banquo> If you have to stand and read it it has to be porn while your,.........Oh I see

#625822 +(700)- [X]

Scott: i need a title for an essay about how i go over and above what is asked of me
Scott: because its a reflection on myself
Austin: "Second to None: The Story of How I Spit on God"

#653227 +(394)- [X]

Kristopolous: I don't think we should have thermometers, speedometers, or odometers.
Kristopolous: This is America damn it!
Kristopolous: Thermofeet, speedofeet, and odofeet for me, thank you very much!

#751973 +(926)- [X]

<+Rafe> you wanna' know how geeky my school is
<+Rafe> rather geeky, but not quite geeky enough
<+Rafe> we rate our girls in binary
<+Rafe> one bit though.
<+Byan> Rafe: O_o
<+Choco_Reisen> how many are actually 0? :o
<+Rafe> most of them
<@beyonder> 0 = i'd hit it, 1 = i'd hit it hard

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