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<splice> wow, irc really loses its luster when you have a girlfriend
<splice> be back much later
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<Wazm> I spent the entire day being normal, now that I'm home, I just want to duct tape fuzzy green pipe cleaners to my head, turn on the strobe, take off my clothes, and IRC.
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<iMike> well so long as your penis is alright
<D1> whats a penis without hands???
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<sparkly> so i have to do this project in my class where we have to make up a store and create a logo and shit
<sparkly> and my name of the store is gonna be called "less than three"
<sparkly> and the packaging is gonna have a big <3 on it
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<DCBastard> hey i could get ven to install that saturn modchip that i got him to send me last year
<travolta> who is ven?
<CraiZE> he means VeNoM
<DCBastard> see when you like someone you abreviate their name - that's why I always call you travolta
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<abt32v> if you need a car to pull bitchez, plz recheck yer game
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<_git_> hey folks, what does @ mean in front of someones nick?
<thorn``> The @ symbol identify's the channel operators.. Chops have extra commands for control of the room
<_git_> does it mean that persons is a sad wanker who spends his life on irc, has no real friends, and prefers to chat on here than in a pub?
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<booger> my two best friends laid off on the same day
<faz`work> your left and right hand on the same day?!
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* Rogue feeds CardO's ass a cracker so he'll stop talking outta it
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<Zardoz> cool. calculated pi to 18 decimal places.
<Trucci> know what would have been cooler?
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<sparks> got the house to myself for the evening
<Robert> hehe enjoy ;)
<sparks> guess I'll invite a bunch of friends over and have a party and play rap music
<sparks> by which I mean I'll order a pizza and nair my legs
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<snowchyld> isnt orgeon a cookie ?
<snowchyld> thats an oreo
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|MallBrat[essay]| :"I remember the first time I jacked off. I thought I invented it. I looked down at my handful of junk and thought, 'I'm gonna be rich.''
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<theTrick> Canada volunteered 10 Battleships, 4 Jet Fighters, and 200 Soldiers to the U.S. anti-terrorism cause, after the exchange rate, that came up to 4 canoes, 2 flying squirrels and 3 canadian mounties
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<D> I've been blowing my nose on the leg of my pants for the past few hours, and now my spoon just fell out of my bowl.
<D> It landed on a towel.
<D> I believe this to be God's way of saying "You fucking dumbass."
<ZMan> D. Never reproduce.
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<Curtis> whenever you rub it you know it feels better
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<Enrico> do you like your co-workers
<Thibster> I'd like them to leave me alone
<Enrico> have you tried shooting them... I bet you didn't.
<Thibster> no I tried
<Thibster> they respawn
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<j03bl0w> I did a /ignroe *@* CHAN in one window earlier today and only just realised, it worked in every window, and i've had EVERY channel I've been in on ignore today ..
<j03bl0w> No fucking wonder I was bored
<j03bl0w> I just thought "strange, no ones talking today"
<j03bl0w> fucking hell.
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<Danarchy> anyone know any p2p programs that are heavy with movie trading?
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Krav: Y'know, yew can never tell how fast someone can run until yew set them on fire...
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<quintessential> HOLY SHIT! SOMEONE JUST FIRED A FIRECRACKER ONTO MY BALCNONY
<quintessential> i should close teh door, but its not a noisy one, its just a sparkler on steroids i tink
<kuntraver> anyhoo, how are the submissions going?
<quintessential> ok, i just uploaded a batch yesterday
<quintessential> CRAP MY CAT IS ON FIRE!!!!!!
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<KamiKaze-> im still a virgin
<KamiKaze-> oh shit that msg was meant for jennyf16uk
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<markogogo> I try and try and try....
<markogogo> ... and nothing comes out of it.
<Yellow-Snow> try using the other hand mark
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< jv> personally, who the fuck cares either way.
<@phar> baby jesus cares
< jv> baby jesus is a pussy. always with the crying.
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<Tancients> "I must rescue the bunny and feed her the daily amount of carrots!"
* Tancients encounters Serajadeyn! *Screen spins and boss music starts playing*
* Serajadeyn dresses his stolen bunny in harem outfits and has her lavishing in comforts in the top of the tower. . .surrounded by silks and burning braizers, a wine cooler type stand next to the pillows with cold fresh carrots
* Serajadeyn laughs at Tancients and hits him once doing quad 9 dmg
* Tancients counters the attack with long-named sword and returns the damage twice-fold!
* Serajadeyn sucks up the damage, cackles and grabs Tancients, tossing him from the top of the tower: scripted battle; you loose
* Tancients is glad he saved up all his extra lives for this battle. Regenerate ring: God powers applied!
* Tancients casts Ultima ultimate imprisonment; customization: 1 prison cell for Serajadeyn.
* Serajadeyn taunts the would-be hero with a booming, evil voice; "YOU SHALL NEVAR RESCUE TEH BUNNY" (unfortunately it was the t/l's day off and some grad student filled in the script over the japanese taunts
* Tancients strikes at Serajadeyn with his long-named sword. It shatters. A stagehand quickly runs a new replacement for him.
<Tancients> What can I say, the quality of props seems to be decreasing with budget cuts.
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<@neko|stoned> when i first got into warez, i downloaded shindlers list
<@neko|stoned> i deleted it thinking it was a bad copy
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<@BcK> mexicans steal cabbage patch doll
<@BcK> to get the birth certificate
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--- Hairball is now known as t3h_h0r5|3
<Enos_Shenk> teh horse?
<Enos_Shenk> no man
<Enos_Shenk> thats not leet
<Enos_Shenk> this is leet
>>> You(Enos_Shenk) are now known as my_l1ttl3_p0ny
<youm0nt2> you mean ph34r
<my_l1ttl3_p0ny> oh yeah
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<@|KFG|Candle[DDD]> im from uganda
<@cylyk> i'm canadian!
<@|KFG|Candle[DDD]> actually im not from uganda
<@|KFG|Candle[DDD]> where is canada?
<@swolf> its an american expansion pack
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Whiskey: u know that chick that u said was stalking u or somethign like a while ago?
XAsHeSX: i forget
Whiskey: u sent me a naked picture of her
Whiskey: cuz she was sending them to u
XAsHeSX: oh yea
Whiskeyinmy: i saw her today at walmart lol
XAsHeSX: i was in walmart today :-/
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<Zorah> You're like a merry go round.. everyones had a ride.
<Exodus> just the ones who are taller than 5'
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<r4v3n> there is just NO good excuse, if caught in my gfs room in the middle of the night
<r4v3n> "hey mr c...was walking by your house and i dropped my penis...it fell into your daughter, but i've collected it now and will just be...on...my...way"
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<[GSF]Nitro> if that hot assistant had done a tumor check on my nads, it would have been an embarrassing experience for both of us
<The_Spaniard> excuse me sir can you do something about that erection
<[GSF]Nitro> unless she found a tumor.. that would kill the mood pretty fast I bet
<[GSF]Nitro> you have cancer
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<DarkLich> This night has gone down hill ever since my pets starting flinging dung at me
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<Salec> how would you go by changing the look of a checkbox in flash?
<SHiZNiT> add a moustache
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<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
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<Seigfried> In other random news, there's a movie based on I, Robot by Issac Asimov coming out starring Will Smith.
<Seigfried> I hear it starts with a 5-minute montage of the cast and crew of the film peeing on Asimov's grave. :P
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<ZhanDVG> I kept glancing at the computer thinking that the channel was dead...
<ZhanDVG> Then I realised I was looking at Notepad :(
<Ice_Dragon> Zhan, I can safely say I don't think any of us are ever going to top that
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<tumnus> i just set my clock the easiest way ever
<tumnus> i waited until it was midnight then i plugged it in and left it
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<Rebka> y'know what i dont get? Lesbians who date girls who look like thye may as well be guys... I mean... WTF.. it's like deciding you like skydiving, then buyng a submarine.
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Kanuck: i like to look at porn in pdf files.. just so i can make the little hand grab things.
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<Triumph> No wonder we can't win in Afghanistan.
<Triumph> We drop a dozen bombs and when no one is left standing, drop a bag of food.
<Triumph> Instead, we should drop the bag of food first and when everyone gathers around it, drop a single bomb.
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<Green> So my gf left me... I feel like a load of shit
<death_man> Yeah there are these fuckers on IRC who keep shitting on about their damn lives... Fucking gay.
<xxXpronXxx> What the hell?
<death_man> Erm wrong window
<xxXpronXxx> I see
<vampireslaya7> Anything else you want to tell us, bitch?
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<BlakeyFox> it's kinda cloudy 'round these parts
<BlakeyFox> good lord, I'm typing in TEXAN!
<BlakeyFox> nasty dialect, it is
<Laila> Now you're typing in Yoda.
<Reiz0r> Texan yoda
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<Tarnagh> You know why the Clean Air Act was first established?
<Tarnagh> So the people in Colorado could see the mountains
<Tarnagh> and so people in California could see each other
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barfcat: So if you used subnetting on a network with Mac's, would that be considered Apple CIDR?
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<R_M> being drunk is kinda like having a really low framerate
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alienmonkeycult: cause i have the morals of a preteen angsty hitler
aMiLLioNpEopLe: no, not ok
aMiLLioNpEopLe: Hitler banged his niece
alienmonkeycult: was his niece hot?
aMiLLioNpEopLe: that is what makes it so bad
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<vartopia> you're not an alcoholic til you're drinking nail polish and listerine
<vartopia> that you shoplifted
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<@moss> oh jesus
<@moss> its 6 PM
<@moss> not am
<Tiq> What have you missed, moss?
<@moss> uh... wednesday