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<Amanda`> while(every_girl_except_me == idiot)
<Amanda`> cout << "INFINITE LOOP OF H8" << endl;

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*** Now talking in #hardcoremp3
*** Topic is 'Welcome to #hardcoremp3, fred dursts phone # 310-865-1000  finally a use for www.dialpad.com PRANK THAT SOB'

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<isocat> onion headlines make me laugh out loud, even if i have my cock in my hand

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<Rapture> i need to hit someone
<Rapture> a guy from work just came online
<Rapture> can we smurf him

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<atomic__> i wish i had a .no hostname so i could act stupid and no one would ever question why i acted the way i did

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<lonelyfig> who here can name all the punk bands that have won Grammy's?
<Lawd> u2 and umm
<Lawd> fuck thats it
<nXwetrust> u2 punk?.......
<lonelyfig> U2 = not a punk band
<Lawd> yeah they are
<blazemore> hahaha
<lonelyfig> no they arent
<Lawd> they started out as a punk band
<blazemore> michael jackson also started out as a black person
<Lawd> haha wtf :|

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<@atarax> DrConway: Some kid told me a couple days ago "They just came out with internet 7.0"

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<chemical-burn> I just had a bowl of clam chowder explode all over my face and chest, now I know how a girl feels when she gives head.

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<@Web> <Anastasia> fuck you
<@Web> russian men get upset easily

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<JtHM> chick + tat = filthy
<JtHM> any girl who has a tat is a whore. if I've learnt anything from pron, that'd be it

#7769 +(658)- [X]

<n> hi...okay, i know exactly what i want!...you should be older than myself...larger in stature than me...preferably Well~Hung..intelligent..cool..funloving..easy going..gentle with a firm touch..you should just relish the the role of Top Daddy who takes what he wants!...me: i am Totally shaved and smooth all over(everywhere!)..soft smooth tanned complexion..i LOVE wearing sexy little panties and being playfully~submissive to your advances in an almost femme manner
<n> lol
<booger> i wonder how she shaves around her own asshole
<booger> thats gotta hurt
<pat> nair?
<booger> what if she gets nair up her ass?
<pat> e-mail her and find out
<n> uhm
<n> thats a he
<booger> OMG

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<oneiros> Damn it.
<oneiros> I do not understand this.
<Kyle> Uh oh.
<jwbozzy> ...
<Kyle> Oneiros is reading "The Roly Poly Puppy" again.

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<evn|z> Anyone who feels like sending me GTA3?
<Zappha> no
<dkcp> You can download it from www.iamaretard.com/GTA3
<evn|z> Thx...
<evn|z> ...
<evn|z> asshole

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(01/21/02) 11:41PM<MrDev-> christ, they should put a nice warning when you log into a solaris box that killall on linux and solaris are entirely different commands

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*** Emo has joined #GDProject
<Emo> hwat kind of emo do u like emo?
<Emo> oh shit
<Emo> thats me
<Emo> lol
<Emo> boy do i look like a dumbass
<Emo> forgot i switched comps

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<Tobal> looks like the UK is working to make pot a non-arestable offence
<ssrit> I'd move there.
<ssrit> Where is that?

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<jbou> I live in the liberal state of MA, and we can drinkalcohol, and penetrate naked women at the same time
<YCDK> Drink alcohol, penetrate naked women... #insert "kennedy_joke.h"

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<Ryutaro> hard minty eyedrops?
<Ryutaro> WTFD
<miharu> oO
<miharu> WTF... D?
<miharu> What The Fuckwouldjesus Do?

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Feyd-Rautha: So when are you getting cable anyways?
Hsu: soon
Feyd-Rautha: I can taste the broadband
Hsu: taste like victory
Feyd-Rautha: But a word of advice: don't put your lips on a live cable wire.

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>snoogins> yeah... I can get an ass fucking for free nowadays...

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<stix> oh shit all my downs are gone after a format and change of OS drive
<stix> can i fix that?

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<N|O_r0x0rs_my_b0x0rs> then you have to copy the file 'terraincd.dat' and the file blah balh to c: root or whatever
<N|O_r0x0rs_my_b0x0rs> whats that mean
<N|O_r0x0rs_my_b0x0rs> whats the hell is a root

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Xeno0540: XP freezes/goes very slow way too much
Trypa Likes Cats: Becuase XP sucks
Trypa Likes Cats: It sucks like ME!
Trypa Likes Cats: ERrr
Trypa Likes Cats: God damnit

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<NightO> Jesus is coming, everyone, look busy!!
--- solicit sets ban on jesus!*@*

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<Slime> I saw a headline on the newspaper today: "Horrific Rape in Alley", or something.
<Slime> I was like "Is there any other kind of rape?"

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*** malapropy is now known as cd-german
<_mrT> ls pr0n
<Craig> lol

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[ @K` ] rac00n: remember the whole noah and the arc story ?
[ @rac00n ] u mean the one where they couldnt fit my beast inside the arc?
[ @K` ] no i mean the one where they had to build an arc because my bukakke covered the earth for like 40 days and 40 nights

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<Spingo> I know of many MAN installations. I have even done a few myself.

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<genjzzzzzz> i was dsl-less for like 7 hours
<genjzzzzzz> and then some fat tech support dude at earthlink.net fixed it
<genjzzzzzz> "oops sorry i have fat fingers and hit two keys"
<genjzzzzzz> he said that, seriously :P

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<SilverJstr> it's toonie tuesday.. I might go get some kfc
<ThanatoChaos> What's toonie tuesday?
<SilverJstr> chicken for two bucks
<ThanatoChaos> Really?
<SilverJstr> You'd have to have toonies in order to get this deal.
<ThanatoChaos> toonies?
<SilverJstr> two dollar coins
<ThanatoChaos> oh this is a stupid cannuck thing
<SilverJstr> yep  :)
<ThanatoChaos> canada is one of the worst countries in the world, it's everything the world hates about america and france combined in one arctic wasteland
<SilverJstr> ignorant weenie

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<Wookie> gunkaaa??
<gunkbitch> gunkaaa is teh mastah haxor
<Wookie> gunkaaa??
<gunkbitch> gunkaaa: It's not rape if they can't say no.
<Wookie> :o
<gunkaaa> wtf
<gunkaaa> where did that come from

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neiras: "Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians!"
ennoia: Fuck
ennoia: I need cable

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<Zaphod`> Put on Pants: 1:00PM
<Zaphod`> Talk to strange people on Internet: 12:19 PM - 1:00 AM
<Zaphod`> Sleep: 1:00 AM - 1:00 PM
<Zaphod`> Repeat.
<Zaphod`> Lazy Geek Factor: 110% Above Normal... Diagnosis = Summer

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<Mad|Mungkee> I was playing everquest once and this guy killed himself with a shotgun and broadcasted it in East Commons
<Mad|Mungkee> pretty sad
<brasshorse> did his elf die

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<Tom> Would it surprise you if a Mozilla browser on the Mac failed to adhere to max lengths set in a textbox?
<Jon> It doesn't surprise me, because nobody adheres to the fucking W3C. it's like, of all the standards organizations in the world, they are universally ignored by pretty much everyone.
<Jon> W3C says: "Electricity must flow from negative to positive, because that's the way electricity works."
<Jon> Microsoft would say: "You can specify the direction of electrical flow, as well as whether or not you can kill yourself with it."
<Jon> Mozilla would say: "Electricity?"

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(VapOr) what the command 2 setup the bunnyscript?
<Stormcaller> just press alt-f4 to bring up the setup menu
<@shp|away> format c:/q
[Q] VapOr has quit IRC - [Quit: FFS GOTO SLEEP NN ALL have sweet dreams]
<@shp|away> lol
<Stormcaller> ROFL
[J] VapOr has joined #lobby - [Woof@cloaked-18013.btinternet.com]
<Stormcaller> hahaha
* @shp|away points and laughs
<@shp|away> i think he meant ctrl-F4
[P] VapOr has left #lobby
[J] VapOr has joined #lobby - [Woof@cloaked-18013.btinternet.com]
<@shp|away> rofl
(VapOr) pfff
<@shp|away> sorry
<@shp|away> really
<Stormcaller> hah
<@shp|away> that was cheap
(VapOr) ok i d/l it then i installed it
<Stormcaller> next you'll be telling him its "/quit i am a ponce"
(VapOr) "/quit i am a ponce
[Q] VapOr has quit IRC - [Quit: i am a ponce]
[J] VapOr has joined #lobby - [Woof@cloaked-18013.btinternet.com]
<Stormcaller> lol
(VapOr) cool
(Diamond_Viper) lol fool
<@shp|away> well now he knows three new commands anyways

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<_Hobbes|Stoned> I can't help but wonder if someday I'll look back on all of this and shudder to think that it's all logged

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<sangre> what operating system do you use?
<sangre> which version of windows?

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Lah Deez Mahn: sweet
Lah Deez Mahn: outlook 2004
Lah Deez Mahn: now handles
Lah Deez Mahn: all my email accounts
Lah Deez Mahn: from  *everywhere*
Lah Deez Mahn: hotmail, adelphia, yahoo, b4k3r.com
Lah Deez Mahn: ahh, i like it
afmomania: now all you need is someone to email you

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* om3ga has joined #hangman
<hangbot> Hello om3ga! current game is as follows:
<hangbot> a _ _   _ _ _ _   _ a s _   _   _ _ _ _ _ _   _ _   _ s
<om3ga> all your base r belong to us
* om3ga has left #hangman

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<Kaelic> I know the trick to talking to girls
<Twinge> Just run up to her and say "DIGGGGITTAALLLL PANNNNTTTSSSSS.... ACTIVATE!"
<Kaelic> Wtf?
<Kaelic> Might as well say "Go Go Gadget Penis!"

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<pothead2234> sometimes i wonder what are all the words other than breasts and food are for
<This_girl> well, words you use in order to reach em

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<Phreddy> I'm easily confused
<rens> that's a side effect of having a penis

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<Cheese> I'm going to Visit Canada one day anyway :/
<microburn> Cheese, we'll go drinking.
<Cheese> microburn, not until I'm like 23/24 ;s
<Cheese> What would be funny is
<Cheese> if we all still talk
<microburn> Cheese, : That would be sad if stayed on IRC for 8 more years talking to you all.
<Cheese> :s
* microburn commits suicide.
<Cheese> 8?
<microburn> I have 8.
<microburn> I'm 16.
<Cheese> microburn, I can't see a day when we still don't come on IRC
<Cheese> we might have graphics then
<microburn> Graphics?
<muert0> yeah me dancin naked in a box to your left
* microburn quits IRC, now.

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<WarrioR> The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president.

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<seaster> this kid once said to me he was 10% gay and that he thought it was normal.
<seaster> i said to him "it would suck if that 10% was your cock"

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<Dro0> i dont wanna be alarmist here
<Dro0> but i'm prety sure that the guy trying to configure the core router in chicago
<Dro0> is googling "subnetting"

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SPUNNEER:  whats goth
fist meets colon:  Goth is emo on 5,000 calories a day.

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Rayo :: My friend Lupe is the Santa at the Mall.
dissolve/decay :: wait, what happened?
Rayo :: He owed me money.
Rayo :: So I waited in line today with all the kids.
Rayo :: and told him to pay up in front of all the children, "kids. Santa owes me 40"
"....come on Greg...wheres your Christmas Spirit?"
"Do you want these kids to think Santa is a cheapskate?"

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