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#676 +(530)- [X]

[23:07] <feMMey> i leave for europe in 4 days
[23:07] <rys> on purpose?

#713 +(286)- [X]

<Lowridah> I don't like getting  8===========D dcc'd to me

#1322 +(545)- [X]

<MadMAxJr> they should replace /kick with /stab

#2310 +(902)- [X]

<CYBORG> who is an amateur of SAILING ? message me..
<CYBORG> i am planning my most incredible experience... soon......
<CYBORG> i need brave partener....
<CYBORK> for wild sea adventure........

#2576 +(401)- [X]

<dregan> Speaking of which, I got myself a new girlfriend.
<dregan> And she has a bigger dick than my last boyfriend.
<dregan> Skillz.

#3222 +(201)- [X]

<mxman> i think some people have non sensitive cocks
<spazzer> shit
<spazzer> you know its bad when your hand goes numb while you're pouding it

#3483 +(784)- [X]

<Darksyde> dood you make texas look like a big dildo
<blazemore> i'd rather be a big dildo than a small dildo
<blazemore> especially the kind the secretes fake jizz that tastes like oranges
<Geek-> lol
<Geek-> how would you know about that shit?
* blazemore is away

#6945 +(313)- [X]

<skynxnex> let's call it "Glasnosat's and Skynxnex's Rockingly good Web Broswer with a Cool name"
<skynxnex> or Gasrgwbwacn for short.

#7318 +(69)- [X]

<dae> "my dixie wrecked" say it slowly now

#7427 +(733)- [X]

<xetlain> 376 lines of code so far I think
<xetlain> and that took me like 3 hours, lots of yelling, two packets of cigs, 4 liters of coke, and three wanks to get done.

#7515 +(429)- [X]

<LadyLegs> i'm anal about what goes into my body

#9930 +(49)- [X]

<DOGBALLZ> anyone know how to use warez

#10976 +(311)- [X]

<Dryzzid{Nap}> So I wonder...do people in France, England, etc. measure their penises in the metric system?

#12104 +(165)- [X]

<icas0r> somsone do a stats on decoded
<icas0r> i think he a fed =[
<rightie> nah feds only have Netzero for their isp
<rightie> they cut back on funding

#12169 +(230)- [X]

<Guyp> i want to join the red army and then kill the capitalist snake!
<Guyp> hmmm
<Guyp> you cant join the russian army online :(

#12339 +(330)- [X]

<TommyLee> what site?
<Dan`> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/
<TommyLee> you donated 3.00 ?
<Dan`> no
<XG3> fuck i did
<XG3> i thought it was mandatory

#14083 +(483)- [X]

<Entwife>  I sometimes think we have one collective mind here that we just pass around occasionally
<Entwife>  when we aren't using it as a coaster or something

#14632 +(316)- [X]

<Adie> I could see pinching pain but fire pain?
<Adie> owwwie
<Cel|Work> its quick
<HeiWork> you just need to moisten the breast a little so the vaporizing liquid absorbs the heat instead of the breast
<HeiWork> really, there's hard scientific reasons for why i need to lick your titties

#15445 +(181)- [X]

<BillDcat^> bah, i find most 'religion' to be big business, if i wanna support that, i go to Mcdonalds, where i can at least eat
<[y]> early morning theology
<[y]> film at 11
<BillDcat^> lol
<BillDcat^> ya
<generator> so you worship ronald mcdonald and all his value meals?
<[y]> i know i do
<BillDcat^> pretty much, that way i can have my scripture & eat it 2
<BillDcat^> it's easy to believe in , if you can afford it

#17380 +(880)- [X]

<SLC> there is a new mp3 addon in the defalt mIRC-releases!!
<SLC> if ya wan to hear a Backstreet Boys song then  type /quit playing games with my heart
<SLC> some guy i just talked to said so!! he said it only worked with that song at first, to make it active!!
*** SLC (badass@pc248.cab60a.comtrade.ee) Quit (playing games with my heart)

#23822 +(432)- [X]

<GimpChimp> I'm going to rape it. And tell the court it lead me on with its suggestive icon-wiggling.
<GimpChimp> Just as soon as I work out the technical details of raping an Internet window.

#38838 +(442)- [X]

<ANonRhymingNick> Messed my english teacher up friday when we were writing that essay..
<ANonRhymingNick> She was like "what school did you come from?" "Live Oak." "Ahh..That's why you don't have a problem with this kind of stuff." "No, I don't have a problem with this stuff because I got most of my education outside of Louisiana" "*silence*"

#41949 +(537)- [X]

<Pete> I bet he liked bondage
<Pete> took it too seriousley one day though....

#42565 +(223)- [X]

<Mal> I was hoping for a mod chip on my dick so I can screw foreign chicks

#42597 +(-79)- [X]

<Supachikn> i'm on bash.org
<Supachikn> FAMOURS
<Supachikn> err
<Supachikn> famous
<Supachikn> ILLITERATE

#43480 +(-44)- [X]

<zeno> we need to take out saddam
<SirSpic> i say they just send a bunch of black guys over
<enclaved> i say you shut the fuck up
<enclaved> before you say something that i consider out of line.
<RageFury> SirSpic: And what the hell would the black people do? Introduce Iraq to Welfare, basketball and hot sauce?
<RageFury> SirSpic: Don't mind enclaved. he's probably pissed because the towelheads at 7-11 didn't heat up his hot dog all the way through.

#43845 +(485)- [X]

<@kanaiva> dont be tupid
<@sungroc> im not stupic

#46282 +(236)- [X]

<@PSU-Kaikou> <MP3> Unknown Artist - Give it a reach around <MP3>
<@PSU-Kaikou> oh FUCK
<@PSU-Kaikou> er...disregard that..
<+WSBN-DwarfVader> wtf
<+WSBN-DwarfVader> what kind of HOMO music you listening too???

#50166 +(845)- [X]

<+TMS> oh darn ive been watching smileys too much, i read c:\ as a sad man with a hat

#52501 +(322)- [X]

<Graphic_V> Remember when you turned 18 and you could finally start looking at those naked people on the internet?

#53462 +(147)- [X]

<bunneh> he used to talk to my mate and he admitted to liking me and the next day we found out we were related...

#56702 +(251)- [X]

<N[]vA> I threw a chiken nuget at a trafic cops while driving back home
<N[]vA> he was on his bonet talking on his cell phone
<N[]vA> fucker has no sence of humor
<N[]vA> 850
<N[]vA>  agravating a police officer
<N[]vA> ROFL
<N[]vA> he had mayo on his hat tho

#62543 +(513)- [X]

<ruca> my dads work pays for my cable modem so my mom always says "ERIN! dont look at porn cause dads work will get in trouble"
<ruca> im like wtf woman you cant even turn my computer on. dont school me you ho
<ruca> she REALLY believes my dads boss is gonna go up to him and be like "kevin, we found out your 20 year old daughter looked at ron jeremys nads last night. explain yourself!"

#69216 +(336)- [X]

<Sh0t> i have bumps among my pubes
<Dirge> Sh0t: those are testacles

#70529 +(-48)- [X]

<whit> regardless that i like my womens to have badonkadonk asses
<whit> and drink 40s before i slam my big meat pole up there
<whit> nothing like the feeling that you are fucking one of those Big Arbys roast beef sandwiches with extra sauce.

#82227 +(261)- [X]

<idiot> My penis is like a pringles can :D
<DrunkenMaster> the short stack ones
<Bizznatch> LMAO
<Bizznatch> 0WN3D
<xanax`> hehe
<idiot> bah

#100904 +(489)- [X]

<Powerslave> haha love this ticket pushed to me from our help desk:  "modem making squeeking sound when connecting, needs replaced"

#101194 +(2875)- [X]

<DigitlDud> So you guys really don't care if I'm gay?
<gopus> I personally could care less.
<DigitlDud> I'm really afraid of telling my parents.
<gopus> Then don't.
<wafn> DigitlDud, the way I see it, all of us have things about us we are ashamed of.
<gopus> That's right...
<Skarab> yeah, DigitlDud, I gave my cousin tongue before, and I think that's far more embarrassing.
<gopus> ...
<logiclrd-> And I look hella ugly. You've seen my pics.
<Hello1> DigitlDud: and you basically know that I couldn't get laid if my life depended on it.
<frankyd> and I smell like shit.
<gopus> ...
<gopus> and I think AOL rocks.
<frankyd> gopus: ...
<Hello1> ...
* logiclrd looks at gopus
* gopus was kicked by logiclrd (Bye)
<logiclrd-> there are some things I won't tolerate.

#198381 +(570)- [X]

<Jeff> god...yesterday morning sucked hard
<Jeff> I woke up and took a shower, when I got out to find clothes, I opened the dryer and as I was rummaging around, I saw a dollar, so im like yoink...then I found another dollar, im like yeah! some sucker lost their dollars........then I found my paycheck...then my wallet.

#296099 +(9)- [X]

Sonsquidku: You know how people always say "it could be worse"?
theonewhotells: yea
Sonsquidku: Could it get worse than the holocaust?
Sonsquidku: Was there a guy going "it could be worse" while they were being fed into the gas chambers?

#422929 +(-384)- [X]

<cyan> You know what would suck?
<cyan> If an accident happened and you had to dial 911, but you have dyslexia.

#491614 +(2419)- [X]

<SirCourage> So anyways, I knew at 1:30 am this morning that my english paper would not be finished, so I opened up mirc.exe in notepad, saved it as a .txt, emailed it to my school email and told them that their email server must have ruined my paper. I got an A-  :D

#554689 +(1774)- [X]

Steve: I was buying condoms for a friend of mine at the beach in a drug store
Steve: and I also picked up one of those freezable ice packs cuz I hurt my knee surfing that day
Steve: I put both of the items on teh counter
Steve: the big black guy behind the counter looks at me and says quite loudly
Steve: son, what are you gonna do to that poor girl
Steve: this older couple that was checking out looks at me and then hurries out fo the store

#647694 +(777)- [X]

<HorseC> parrots are like children... you spend 2-3 years teaching them to talk, then the rest of your life wishing you never did.

#653759 +(641)- [X]

<Ian-W> lesbian porn
<Ian-W> actually lesbian/gay porn
<Ian-W> because its like two girls that are guys
<CK-[away]> what would you call 2 hermaphrodites
<Ian-W> tetris

#695919 +(865)- [X]

<kaiti> lmao, if you search for "porn" in Windows XP's Help and Support program, it recommends the article on how to use Internet Explorer

#696557 +(824)- [X]

<_God> i'm gonna just send in a quote that says: Hi bash mod. what's up dude? sure must suck to read so much shit, ey? oh well, i'm gonna go. peace
<Proffa> or you could go to a public library and flood it with "WHY WONT YOU APPROVE ME"
<Proffa> like, 300 of those
<Proffa> :-)
<_God> haha
<_God> that's pointless spamming
<_God> i want to just send in a little "hello, thanks for your efforts" message
<Proffa> their efforts that always deny you?
<_God> ....good point.
<_God> Revised: Dear bash mod. Suck it.

#717951 +(578)- [X]

<electr0n> shitty, house broken into yesterday
<electr0n> second time in under a year. hell under 6 months
<electr0n> took my ps2 and laptop
<electr0n> bastards.
<electr0n> I am glad I hadn't bought a 360 because then i would be really pissed
<pluis> nah, they'd never be able to escape while carrying the 360's power adapter

#737717 +(433)- [X]

<@Merrick178> I hope you get hit by an uninsured Mexican driving an ice cream truck with la bamba playing in the background

#781115 +(525)- [X]

Ang3lClds82776: no, seriously, what is the difference btwn a graphics processor and a graphics accelerator??
Philmj88: Well, to give you an idea....a graphics processor is like an artist....
Philmj88: a graphics accelerator is like an autistic kid with a paintbrush...

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