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#11 +(-1381)- [X]

<dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg, i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the another 300 mb, and som on, eg on a psx game

#54 +(1262)- [X]

<ACDCC> Hey, does anyone know when Dance Dance Revolution comes out on GBC?

#2085 +(386)- [X]

[rancid_mf] wow i need to be a better typer i dont know what is going on
(|Chris) typist*
[rancid_mf] ok im am idiot too

#2252 +(267)- [X]

<neekola> i should do that
<neekola> be like
<neekola> yo buy my dirty underwear
<neekola> 40$ a piece
<neekola> use the money to buy more underwear
<neekola> i could be an entrepreneur

#2832 +(1194)- [X]

-Global- [Logon News - Dec 29 2001] Welcome to Evolnet!  Where the men are men, the women are men, and the boys are fbi agents.  but some of the men are really women.  Enjoy!

#7852 +(247)- [X]

<+HMetal> isn't it wierd how the obvious things trip you up and the complex things are easy? LOL
<+_underdog> in other words girls are obvious and masturbating is complex

#10488 +(234)- [X]

BeHeMoTh101 : but he told my dad that the whores who worked for him were the most honest people he ever knew
TX Luder : interesting
TX Luder : i would think it would be quite hard to not be honest after youve had a dick in you ass
TX Luder : thats when ya realize life needs to be taken seriously

#11611 +(194)- [X]

Solo Herron: why did it have to be hot outside today?
Solo Herron: I mean I was like "hmm mind numbing boredness here in the cold library" walk out side "OH GOD THE EXCITMENT OF THE HEAT"

#12079 +(413)- [X]

<Meekitty> One day, I will become a Fairy Prince.
<Meekitty> This involves a sex change, killing thousands of dragonflies, and a multitude of staples.

#14933 +(63)- [X]

<mevrick6> buti dont like verbal sex, cos it creat me problem'

#16292 +(563)- [X]

<m00ks> ooop that almost wasn't a fart. Brb.

#16586 +(424)- [X]

<shagman> and here I go rollerblading in black jeans and a dark blue t-shirt
<shagman> it must be 40 out
<SourKey> your nuts
<shagman> yeah, they're hot too

#16758 +(695)- [X]

{Plag} i liked women at 13
{Plag} even 11
{Pest} i liked woman since third grade
{Beat-Boy} ive liked men since i saw your sister

#22213 +(634)- [X]

<Stingray_> JeyK: we should open a site similar to thinkgeek where people can order IRC-related stuff
<JeyK> Stingray_: I'm scared of dot bombs!
<Stingray_> like shirts that say "My dad can /kick your dad"
<JeyK> haha
<SamBecket> lol
<JeyK> "Your son may have straight As, but my son can /kick your son"
<Stingray_> lol
<Stingray_> that would be a good bumper sticker
<Stingray_> alas, I'm a bit young to pull that off
<JeyK> I've seen "Your son may have straight As, but my son can ____ your son" a lot
<Stingray_> how about "Your son may have straight As, but your daughter has double Ds and don't my son know it!"
<JeyK> ROFL

#22443 +(363)- [X]

<phatmike> wtf
<phatmike> i dont drink that much
<phatmike> wow
<phatmike> this coffee tastes weird
<phatmike> without the whiskey in it

#36382 +(-50)- [X]

::: Mode: (@agg) sets (+m)
[@agg]: say nothing if ur gay !!!!!!!

#37954 +(726)- [X]

[@Unknown_Source] : Dogs are weird and dumb
[@djjason] : Agreed
[@Unknown_Source] : I mean, wave the biscuit, and the dumbass dogs comes
* Unknown_Source waves a biscuit
[Join (#afterhoursdjs)] : [DJAngelicon (~DJAngelic@12-231-113-90.client.attbi.com)]
[@Unknown_Source] : ...

#39083 +(230)- [X]

(GoatBoy) WHO IS THIS SANCHEZ GUY
(GoatBoy) AND WHY IS HE DIRTY?

#41599 +(668)- [X]

<Tony> I challenge you to a duel.
<Tony> Penises, at dawn.
<Beerman> but battling against an unarmed opponent is so unfair

#44587 +(542)- [X]

<wildkarrdex> I ALWAYS THOUGHT A GREAT WAY TO KILL YOURSELF
<wildkarrdex> WOULD BE TO RUN INTO A CROWDED ROOM
<wildkarrdex> SCREAM "I'M HIV POSITIVE"
<wildkarrdex> THEN SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOTGUN

#48164 +(1713)- [X]

<Hat> Someone explain this to me.
<Hat> On an 80 minute CD
<Hat> I somehow recorded 1 hour and 15 minutes of music
<Lobot> That's 75 minutes.
<Hat> .....
<Hat> oh.  right.
<Hat> Goddamn time.

#50222 +(740)- [X]

<Guera> any guys wanna chat msg me
<ruggo> ok
<ruggo> how do i msg?
<Guera> i msg u
<ruggo> i don't see anything
<Guera> dubble click on my name
<ruggo> with what key?
<Guera> just left dubble click on my name
<ruggo> the left key?
<Guera> yea
<ruggo> i don't have one of those
<ruggo> the left arrow?
<Guera> the left on the mouse
<ruggo> mouse?
<ruggo> what sort of computer do you have?
<Guera> asl

#50266 +(277)- [X]

(after a netsplit which booted most of the channel)
<JeremiahSmith> Ha! Empty room!
* JeremiahSmith dances in his underwear.
* Just[AFK]Yin () Quit (Ping Timeout)
* Rhamphoryncus () Quit (Ping Timeout)
<JeremiahSmith> o_O
<JeremiahSmith> My dancing cannot be THAT bad.
* Kazriko () Quit (Ping Timeout)
<JeremiahSmith> Gahhhh!
<JeremiahSmith> Fine, fine. I can take a hint.
* JeremiahSmith stops dancing and covers his underwear.

#55020 +(226)- [X]

<Foxxz> OMG! you know our dorm is nerdy when someone finds a math tv show and we all start watching.

#66247 +(131)- [X]

<@The_Loser_Hyena> Bio was easy as breathing.
<+[1RB]sika> no way man
<+[1RB]sika> what are the parts of a chloroplast cell?
<@The_Loser_Hyena> Physics wasn't bad either.
<+[1RB]sika> come on tell me
<+Lee> The math part of physics killed me
<+Buchwald> oy, science talk.  i'll come back when you guys are dumber

#69965 +(1331)- [X]

<Spike> Spam email title: "Did you get your dsjtlkasjt today?"
<Spike> Why no, no I did not.

#76945 +(874)- [X]

March 4 2003 02:15AM:
<Miro-kun> HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
<Miro-kun> damn lag.

#80873 +(-33)- [X]

<ic0n0> there are a few bash qoutes of us
<AvgJoe> none of me
<K`Tetch> or of me, probably
<DKB> i know i'm in one yay i'm famous along with 1000's of other people with no lives

#104718 +(302)- [X]

<tito> asl
<czechreck> 13/hermaphrodite/locked in a basement so I can't polute humanitys gene pool

#191305 +(405)- [X]

<Kyre> ...
<GreenFux> ...?
<Kyre> I'm re-enacting Final Fantasy 8
<Kyre> err I mean ...

#191350 +(323)- [X]

<Rayt> I blame Jesus for everything
<Shu> I BLAME IT ALL ON ALLAH.
<Rayt> Allah is kewl in my book
<Rayt> If you can convince people to blow themself up in your name, you've done well in life

#217453 +(9301)- [X]

<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

#220697 +(357)- [X]

<Drewtetz> new internet pickup line! "Girl, you're so hot your file extension should be .fap!"

#226722 +(876)- [X]

seamus: Monday is President's Day.
seamus: What are YOU going to get YOUR president?
seamus: I'm going to get mine a dictionary and a Clifford the Big Red Dog book.

#237410 +(2641)- [X]

<foo> Damn, more spam invading my inbox
<Aviator> Nooooobody expects the Spammer's Imposition!
<Aviator> Our two weapons are offshore servers and feeble laws. Feeble laws and offshore servers.
<Aviator> And fake headers. Our THREE weapons are offshore servers, feeble laws and fake headers.
<Aviator> And gulliable horny lamers. Our FOUR weapons are... I'll come in again.
-!- Aviator [dsm@mimas] has quit [Come, Cardinal Bigglesworth!]
-!- Aviator [dsm@mimas] has joined #chat
<foo> Riiiiiight...
* Aviator tortures foo with the comfy V14Gr/ and the soft Debt Consolidation

#349015 +(405)- [X]

ohnoitschris: White Castle: The OTHER guilty pleasure that makes you scream in the bathroom
ohnoitschris: ...
ohnoitschris: I am so sorry.

#449313 +(1844)- [X]

<MystMan> you followed me!! you freaky stalker!
<Cyber_Akuma_Zero> I am not a stalker
<Cyber_Akuma_Zero> btw, you're out of milk

#478193 +(964)- [X]

[masterchris] oh wow. I love the way Norton backs you up against a wall and tells you that you have to reboot to complete the installation of these updates..
[masterchris] ..no 'reboot later' button
[masterchris] just 'okay'
[DRUFER] pfft
[masterchris] i wonder, if I hit the x, will it close it - or reboot it.
[Pickle_Weasel] just keep it in the background until you're ready
[DRUFER] get your virus updates
[DRUFER] be happy
*@masterchris is going to try the x.
[Pickle_Weasel] ping timeout
[Pickle_Weasel] $5 on ping timeout
[DRUFER] lmao
[masterchris] Norton wouldn't be that prickey and make the x button the same as 'ok' i would hope.
* masterchris [GAT-X207@=SHVbyv-508.chebucto.ns.Ca] has left IRC
* @masterchris (GAT-X207@=SHVbyv-508.chebucto.ns.Ca) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[Kraid] ahaha

#506275 +(2396)- [X]

WormyWyrm: I don't think half as many people would pirate games and movies
WormyWyrm: if they didn't give it such a cool name
thelandofsiam: Yea, nobody would do it if it was called Illicit Data Transmition
WormyWyrm: exactly
WormyWyrm: noone would talk about it at all, too hard to spell
thelandofsiam: ARRR IM A SOFTWARE PIRATE
WormyWyrm: Gimmie yer booty and new versions of half life
thelandofsiam: Yarrr
WormyWyrm: YAR!
thelandofsiam: I must restart my ship
thelandofsiam: brb

#547569 +(3514)- [X]

M8525888: here, you gotta press a and e really fast
M8525888:
Ryoji 17: ae
Ryoji 17: ae
Ryoji 17: ae
Ryoji 17: ae
...
Ryoji 17: ae
Ryoji 17: ae
M8525888: i o u
Ryoji 17: ae
Ryoji 17: ae

#576018 +(1808)- [X]

Lucius: so im stuck hangin out with this emo kid
Lucius: he goes up to this hot girl and says "hey baby, what are you doing lateR?"
Lucius: she turns to him and goes "boy, i already have a pussy, i dont need another one" and walks away
Lucius: i couldnt stop laughing
Lucius: then he gets this sad look and tells me to shut up
Lucius: i calmly pull out my sharpie and draw a tear on his cheek
Lucius: he literally shrieks and runs away

#602050 +(1007)- [X]

<trolleyfuck> Hey, nice to meat you
<Caedes> I hope to god that was a typo

#648801 +(2962)- [X]

<Demon Beaver> So, at the LAN-party, there was a new guy.
<Demon Beaver> And when he went for a drink, we snuck up to his pc, and created a folder called Horse-Porn on the desktop.
<Demon Beaver> Then we took a screenshot, put it as his wallpaper, and deleted the folder.
<Demon Beaver> He tried to get rid of that folder for 3 hours! ^^

#681997 +(423)- [X]

<dst> mirc is a piece of shit
<dst> I wouldn't let any of my kids use it
<dodgo> i would let my kids suck my dick, doesnt mean i'd stop everyone from it
<dodgo> i wouldn't
<doogsey> er
<dodgo> oh fuck

#734413 +(2219)- [X]

<ShaggyShaggs> heh, my grandmother amused me earlier
<ShaggyShaggs> I got up, got dressed, took a leak, washed my face, got out of the bathroom and mom's there holding the phone telling me it's for me
<ShaggyShaggs> I grab the phone and mutter "Is this more important than coffee?"
<ShaggyShaggs> and my grandmother says "Nothing is more important than coffee, call me back later"

#746975 +(442)- [X]

<ricebowl> lingerie is one of the few items where you expect to pay more for less

#766450 +(729)- [X]

<Spurty> so, I learnt a lesson this morning
<Spurty> choose politicially correct passwords for systems
<Spurty> this _was_ my security password for test work here
<Spurty> 8=======D~
<Spurty> and there was a bug in the code, so it was spewing my password into logs on servers all over the place
<Spurty> meh, embaressment factor 11 out of 10
<Spurty> ttfn, I have jism to clean

#790133 +(11948)- [X]

<third_planet> The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our parents were home.
<third-planet> So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car.
<third-planet> We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..
<Mr-Butlertron> The logic is all there...
<third-planet> I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off..
<third-planet> So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.
<third-planet> The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted.
<third-planet> So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red.
<third-planet> I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.
<third-planet> He didn't even notice the smell of pot.
<third-planet> We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.

#841903 +(415)- [X]

<ZS-Hawk> When I turned 18, I got a gillette mach 3 in the mail from the air force I think. I opened it up in front of my parents, and my dad says "ooh, nice razor! I'm going to do to that one what you do with mine!" and before he could finish his sentence, I said "noo! Don't shave your balls with my razor!" and before he could think, he laughingly said "no, I mean beat it on the sink until the blades are all crooked!"
<ZS-Hawk>  About 10 minutes of my mom giggling and my dad realized what I said, but I was out the door. It never came up again.

#945895 +(224)- [X]

<slifty> You know why sex when camping is so great?
<slifty> Because it's fucking in tents!

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