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#1945 +(99)- [X]

<al-x> east coast west coast for inf = russia and france
<infinity> stfu asswipe

#3794 +(684)- [X]

<kalani> Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves...Here's Tom with the weather.

#4643 +(480)- [X]

<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSSS; got it working
<Const> Your penis?

#4918 +(951)- [X]

<joey`> mcdonalds fired me for trying to install irc on the teleprompter

#4922 +(81)- [X]

<landen> I want to register it before Microsoft buys out K.Mardam-Bey

#7219 +(368)- [X]

<Sundancer> DE: "The truth is out there" :)
<DarkElf> sunny: yeah, thank god it's out there and not in here with us

#8610 +(306)- [X]

<Xmit> And I wont be on irc ever again
<coaxial> Why not?!
<Xmit> Because it is a waste of time
<Xmit> I am declaring that I will never waste time like this again
<coaxial> but we lub u
<Xmit> I hate you you stupid bitch

#10768 +(123)- [X]

<@haleguu> I cant believe RKelly has more kids out
<@haleguu> err vids
<spookz[d34dNb3d]> what
<spookz[d34dNb3d]> lol
<spookz[d34dNb3d]> what vid does he have out now?
<@Tama|LongVacation> the one where hes humping little 13 year olds
<spookz[d34dNb3d]> is it called "i am a lolicon" ft 14yr olds

#11009 +(842)- [X]

<Mae|str0m> fuckensonofabitchdamnitalltohellfuckmedeadbastardofaprick.
<Mae|str0m> I just dropped a weight on my foot.
<Mae|str0m> FUCK.
<Mae|str0m> they should make those things lighter.

#11260 +(193)- [X]

<DumbCatgirlSexSlave> no.  must slay Willian Shatner.
<DumbCatgirlSexSlave> ... his name is "Shatner".  this never struck me as funny before but it does now.
<Tomko> william scatner
<Tomko> spock: your feces is ILLOGICALLY DELICIOUS

#14255 +(287)- [X]

<D_Knight> I have return
<D_Knight> And i will not be denied(....dont ban again plz)

#14418 +(32)- [X]

<ZoNeSeeK> *twists arms around, crouches on knees* GUESS WHAT ?!?
<ZoNeSeeK> aha ! ive morphed into crouching-person from standing-person

#23239 +(262)- [X]

<kinzillah> for the first month after I started using irc heavy I would say "me needs to go to the bathroom" ... etc...
<Straylight> kin: yep, ive done that
<Straylight> i actually said "slash-me will bee-are-bee" once
<Straylight> i took a couple days off after that

#36768 +(278)- [X]

<D> I've been blowing my nose on the leg of my pants for the past few hours, and now my spoon just fell out of my bowl.
<D> It landed on a towel.
<Jens> ...
<D> I believe this to be God's way of saying "You fucking dumbass."
<ZMan> D. Never reproduce.

#37243 +(271)- [X]

<Maonth> whatever

#39977 +(-54)- [X]

* \ is now known as \|afk

#40143 +(16)- [X]

<pricky> is there a way to auto-op users in mirc?
<pricky> score
<pricky> wildcards work!

#45126 +(16)- [X]

<SI-pHluid> so I had to go to the bathroom with a face full of fucking cum and wash that shit off

#48398 +(117)- [X]

<Ljung> does IRC take scripts?
<Ljung> <SCRIPT language="JavaScript">
<Ljung> damn

#49521 +(185)- [X]

<Nyphur> I want to grwo my hair long so that if I get a girlfriend, people will think we're lesbians.

#53482 +(163)- [X]

<weebl> i might have a meet saturday morning
<weebl> cuz of that fucker
<weebl> who took a shit in wakefield's pool
<weebl> the remeet might be like, 8 in the fuckin' morning
<DoubleHelix> LOL!
<DoubleHelix> someone drop'd a deuce in the pool!
<DoubleHelix> lol
<DoubleHelix> wtf is that shit
<weebl> yeah
<weebl> and they didn't notice till after the divers had gone
<DoubleHelix> HAHAH!

#59970 +(0)- [X]

<SithAdmin> * Now talking in #rape.support
<SithAdmin> * Retrieving #rape info...
<SithAdmin> * SithAdmin changes topic to 'You were all begging for it!'
<SithAdmin> * You were kicked from #rape.support by RSBot (banned!)

#69872 +(254)- [X]

CHz16: So, I was trying to figure out why I keep playing Super Monkey Ball 2.
CHz16: Was it the puzzles? The action? The vibrant landscapes?
CHz16: And then I realized, I didn't need an excuse.
CHz16: You don't need to rationalize making monkeys encased in clear, plastic balls fall off a level into a lake of fiery death.
mactigerz: rofl
CHz16: I just hope the ASPCA doesn't find out.

#80004 +(663)- [X]

(MrPino) how do i make a mass messager? that will message everyone in a channel
that i highlight, and then i can input what i want the message to be
@(Splodge`) That's called spam
(MrPino) i know, but i'
(MrPino) i'm not using it for spam, i'm using it for e-business

#82142 +(252)- [X]

<soul|FL> say hypothetically yesterday i bought a life size buffy blow up doll and had sex with it

#83749 +(273)- [X]

(@Gramps) Too sunny to go out today. Reflection off my head starts fires

#88262 +(332)- [X]

<Bmann> -sigh- was looking for my chap stick blindly and picked up a battery and started rubbing it on my lips

#99047 +(358)- [X]

<Yuri> heh damn man
<Yuri> 93.1mb
<Yuri> this is the mightiest log i've ever posessed
<xerDM> heheh
<Yuri> this is a sociology report waiting to happen
<Yuri> heh
<xerDM> hehe
<Yuri> and excellent fodder for legal lawsuits from assorted companies wanting to protect their intellectual property...
* Yuri find/replace warez|iso|bin|nrg|ccd/fluffy bunnies
<Dorn> aha
<xerDM> haha
<Yuri> "wow these guys LOVE bunnies!"
<Yuri> "yeah they share em too!"
<Dorn> course
<Yuri> "over the INTERNET! to FTPS!"
<Yuri> "aww bunny videos!"
<Yuri> hot rodent on rodent action
<Dorn> you'd get stuff like "Man sitting on that desert island sure made me feel fluffy bunnieslated"
<Dorn> :E

#101881 +(2512)- [X]

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it
ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my
breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to
charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic
symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide
and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in
the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

#106429 +(297)- [X]

<Jim`> Casey loves me, tel.
<Jim`> We're best friends.
<SarahS> Jim is afraid of Casey though.
<Jim`> I WAS because he's SHARP and LOUD, but I'm fine now.
<telarium> Do you help him masturbate?
<Jim`> I played with him and stuff.
<Psitron> ...
<Jim`> Er...
<acdcfanbill> ~_^
<Jim`> Bad timing.

#115477 +(391)- [X]

<Tea_Bag> yo fox is Mulder your surname
<FoxMulder> Tea_Bag: erm...no
<FoxMulder> is Bag yours?

#181046 +(255)- [X]

-!- marlies [~m@] has joined #gamesoc
< marlies> ello all
< Jops> welcome to the tumbleweed zone
< kev> o.
< kev>     'o
< kev>                 `o
< kev>                                 o'
< marlies>                                                      o,
< kev> congratulations, you have won tonights star prize!
-!- marlies [~m@] has quit [Client Quit]
< kev> freedom from irc

#212641 +(537)- [X]

<@GM`> My god damn script is disobeying me.
<@GM`> It's like I programmed a woman >:(

#241623 +(1202)- [X]

<MegaDeth> family pack of condoms
<MegaDeth> hehehe
<MegaDeth> that's amusing on so many levels

#245206 +(1124)- [X]

<schmidt> i can kill a person with no hands
<SirBlack> so can I, when they don't have hands it's hard for them to fight back :P

#286578 +(142)- [X]

(f`CNK) so lets say im driving
(f`CNK) and sum1 yells in my fucking ear
(f`CNK) i wont lose concentration man
(f`CNK) neither would u!
(f`CNK) we are like superman
(Alchemeron) superman doesn't drive a car, you fucking idiot, he can fly

#298011 +(301)- [X]

<[Crunt]> dammit i thought the rocky horror picture show was on
<[Crunt]> but nooooooooooooooooo
<ha|cyon> it was just family home videos all along?

#329612 +(419)- [X]

This is during a joke where 2-D is acting Japanese in another room

<The_2-D> He said ditto to me, and I said ditto is japanese for truck
<The_2-D> So he will go through the rest of his life telling people ditto is Japanese for truck.
<Ten> lets hope so
<The_2-D> And on my death bed, someone will end up using the word ditto, and someone around my bed will say, "that's Japanese for truck."
<Ten> youll die laughing
<Ten> and no one will know why

#393714 +(369)- [X]

310||slackerr: man, they shut off the water in our building
310||slackerr: its gonna be off the entire day
510||joey: that SUCKS@
310||slackerr: the worst part is that i took a shit before i knew it was off

#427764 +(375)- [X]

<@Weirdbot> Question 11 of 12: Where is it illegal for chickens to cross the street?
<+Evil_Chipmunk> crawford, texas
<+Evil_Chipmunk> ...
<+Evil_Chipmunk> aw, why not... everything else that's come out of there has been retarded.

#429102 +(654)- [X]

[Lex_Talion] if the english language was good enough for our lord jesus christ, then it should be good enough for everybody else!

#480421 +(761)- [X]

<olik> Jesus was the best pirate of them all.
<olik> He walked the seven seas!
<deathfish> and got nailed to the plank instead of walking it

#629927 +(1652)- [X]

Vfirthd: someday, I'm going to be great.
Vfirthd: someday, I will have all the money I want and no financial trouble
Vfirthd: and I'll have a great, big house with a laptop and high fi stero systems
Vfirthd: oh, and I'll have a job that I love so much, and make a good profit from
Vfirthd: and at that great job that I love, I'll find the lovely woman of my dreams...
Vfirthd: yeah...someday...
GeniusChef: You work at a McDonalds, don't you?
Vfirthd: Burger King

#660692 +(593)- [X]

<Bushman> my inet sucks
<pikey> oohh
<impulse> does she swallow?
<Bushman> impulse: yes, my TCP packets

#695854 +(1299)- [X]

<fox1023> Anyone know that analogy between baseball and how far you go with a girl?
<missy13> Yea, where like 1st base is kissing etc?
<fox1023> Yea thats the one.
<fox1023> I was wondering. What do you call stealing home?
<missy13> ...
<missy13> Probably rape.

#696989 +(323)- [X]

<actaviosan> i got ddosed today
<actaviosan> didnt last very long
<actaviosan> thought my first time would be better

#721016 +(524)- [X]

<Mewrr> reminds me back when I was writing reviews of soccer matches on the web
<Mewrr> and going through access logs, I saw that some reviews were orders of magnitude more popular
<Mewrr> eventually it occurred to me that Switzerland has a Pro Soccer team named "Young Boys"
<Mewrr> turns out they have many followers worldwide
<dmacks> I bet
<Mewrr> to make things even funnier, the Young Boys play in a stadium called "Wankdorf"

#737137 +(1518)- [X]

<WaterBomb> did anyone get fucked by the ice storm?
<WaterBomb> I'm in west vagina
<WaterBomb> we only got 6 inches
<WaterBomb> but that 6 inches plus the ice has been a pain in the ass
<WaterBomb> er, I live in west virginia

#803904 +(7784)- [X]

<Kuiper> Well, it rained today, but as a whole it's been warmer than it was last week.
<kikuichimonji> Why does it seem like every time you join this channel, you end up talking about the weather?
<kikuichimonji> Is your life so unimaginably dull that you can't think of any events in your life to describe that might be more interesting than the weather?
<kikuichimonji> Let's think of something for you to talk about other than the weather.
<kikuichimonji> I mean, we barely even know anything about you, other than where you live.
<kikuichimonji> Let's start there.  What do you do for a living?
<Kuiper> I'm a meteorologist.

#954103 +(435)- [X]

<Mikael_Kreoss> reading the "stupid shit you believed as a kid" thread
<Mikael_Kreoss> it owns
<Mikael_Kreoss> reminded me of the time as a kid I saw a pic of the pope's bubble car thing
<Mikael_Kreoss> and thought it was meant to keep him in
<Mikael_Kreoss> like he was a monster or w/e
<Vanadium> hahaha
<Mikael_Kreoss> on display
<&Attilla> ahahahah
<Mikael_Kreoss> "WE CAUGHT THE POPE" and then celebration time
<Drakkar> hahaha

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