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#614 +(-75)- [X]

<c-rOCK> check this out
<c-rOCK> some guy is a fucking retard

#781 +(314)- [X]

<D1> mp3[01 - s~1] [1m47s/1.23mb/96kbps]
<D1> arg
<D1> i need one of those mp3 name thingies

#894 +(1018)- [X]

<dovee> anyone using or have an imac?
* macker looks over at the door
<macker> nope, they replaced the door-stop with a real one...

#4013 +(561)- [X]

<Joshua> how's the recording going?
<Joshua> or the whole band thing i guess... haven't heard much as of late...
<Lexx> like a dead paraplegic snail, nailed to a dead paraplegic badger that has been cemented into the foundations of a building
<Joshua> umm... was the snail dead before it was nailed to the badger?
<Lexx> they were both stillborn
<Lexx> as were their parents
<Alamias> Sounds like my sex life
<Joshua> wow...

#5267 +(174)- [X]

<@zexion> the ice age VCD sucks ass
<@zexion> the guy was jerking off while filimg the movie or something...
<@zexion> and some asshole kept gettng up for popcorn or something... I couldnt watch it after 10 minutes
<@zexion> gotta wait for the SVCD
<@^101> it brings the theater experince home zex
<@zexion> 101: always looking at the bright side of life eh? :)

#5626 +(217)- [X]


#5643 +(231)- [X]

<anju> hell,not only do i not have brains. . . i have EXTRA BOOBS INSIDE MY HEAD instead

#6731 +(265)- [X]

<mynx> hahaha i had a construction worker holler at me today

#7127 +(175)- [X]

*** Mezoth|work was kicked by Avie_work (the last guy that said, "I think you know what I want" to me ended up in the hospital. FOR SIX MONTHS.)

#7810 +(199)- [X]

<[SCSI]Zuph> i found it on some japanese site
<[SCSI]Zuph> maybe it will be in japanese
<[SCSI]Zuph> japanese writting looks cool
<[SCSI]anon> doubt it
<[SCSI]Zuph> i'm thinking about going to babel fish, and translating "Cute japanese girlfriend wanted" then put that on a shirt
<[SCSI]Zuph> and no one will no what it means
<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their japanese
<[SCSI]Zuph> but they won't respond
<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their cute, and a girl

#8025 +(61)- [X]

<steveac> tough to do when you type with 1 finger on the keyboard and yoyur dick in your other hand

#8353 +(217)- [X]

<Seren> I've seen so many penises, but I swear, the minute some guy you don't know takes his pants off in a classroom environment and is all happy about it ... you almost shit yourself.
<melusine> Happy happy? O_o As in "Teacher, my still life is moving!" happy? O_o

#8691 +(217)- [X]

<^_^Sasha^_^> im unzipping ma pant
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> wait a second
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> Does Allah know you are fucking an american?
<^_^Sasha^_^> yeah he knows everything
<^_^Sasha^_^> He
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> so is he cool with it?
<^_^Sasha^_^> no:|
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> oh, so do u want 2 stop? allah might get mad
No such nick/channel
Session Close: Sat Jun 08 02:05:24 2002

#9099 +(54)- [X]

<UTF-Xanieth> damnit
<UTF-Xanieth> im gonna have to lube up this space bar
<UTF-Low_on_Life> :o
<UTF-Xanieth> EmptyStare, you got some of that astrolube your bro uses?

#10500 +(240)- [X]

<Encapsulate> How come you never go shopping with me?
<hep> cause you dont put out
<Encapsulate> Dude, I so do.
<Encapsulate> You even have pictures, that you taunt me with.
<hep> lies!
<Encapsulate> Sure, I was drugged up and unconscious, but I PUT OUT!
<hep> well yeah you put out THEN
<Encapsulate> You said so!
<hep> but I mean i spent a FORTUNE in roofies!

#22900 +(321)- [X]

* ILoveJackDaniels is gonna set up a "Ken's Typos" quote site
<kensplace>  msssake me anon but ken still
<ILoveJackDaniels> Ken: Lay off the crack. Seriously ;)
<kensplace>  lol
* kensplace promises not to slay antyother word

#29043 +(319)- [X]

(|Kore|): whats the best webcam to get lads?
(DawnRazor): to get lads you'll need breasts

#31632 +(322)- [X]

<CreepingDeath> what was that other guy
<CreepingDeath> during WWII
<CreepingDeath> he was in charge of the concentration camps
<CreepingDeath> argh can't remember his name
<Malek> colonel klink?

#32547 +(373)- [X]

<OS|flu> aww poor canadian soldiers
<iZac> canadian soldiers? is it oxymoron night?
<enntee> you're here, so it's just moron night.

#36490 +(356)- [X]

<aphr0> Type "incest rape" into the Google search engine, for example, and the first result is for the Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network (RAINN), a Washington nonprofit that aids sexual assault victims. The second result is for brutalextreme.com, which advertises its content as stories, pictures and videos of the "most violent rapes in the history of mankind."
<aphr0> is it wrong to laugh?
<Hawkeye^> no
<aphr0> k
<aphr0> then I'm clear

#37278 +(515)- [X]

<chr15tpunch3r> man, i just saw my dad buttering up a potato and i laughed because for some reason i thought of him shoving it up my step moms ass

#39620 +(697)- [X]

* Takeshi doesn't get the obsession with all the digits of pi
<rabid_si> It's like Mersienne Primes.
<rabid_si> Mathematicians get off on big numbers.
<Takeshi> Oh, so it's mathsturbation?

#50708 +(713)- [X]

<Toen> With Starfox Adventures, Rare redefined fun.
<Toen> Fun (adj.) 1: Not fun.

#57170 +(112)- [X]

<jayscrib> I'm hosting a few websites, how can I enable people to connect and edit their sites? FTP is a no-go, and telnet wont work will it? The server is a win98 box (and a lil note: I have a router to go through)
<LilWashu> youre hosting websites for people on a win98 machine?
<LilWashu> good luck

#58170 +(119)- [X]

<Presto> why do they even do that on websites.
<Presto> If the link above is flashing you win!
<Presto> but it seems that the link is always flashing...
<Presto> infact, I have never seen it not flash.
<Moeser> its more like "if you are a gullible user, YOURE A WINNER!"
<Presto> pisses me off
<jenara> ive clicked it before
<jenara> turns out, you don't win
<jenara> you sell your soul
<jenara> TO THE DEVIL
* Moeser rips off his mouse button
<Moeser> must.... not... click...

#71349 +(366)- [X]

<@Dave> a hooker that doesn't charge upfront is known as "a girlfriend"

#72922 +(358)- [X]

<myne> has anyone else seen the mpeg of tubgirl?
<myne> It is the closest I have ever come to throwing up on a screen
<myne> it is sooo much wronger than the jpeg
<myne> it was in my sisters inbox of all places
<@toe2toe> a) you dont have a sister
<@toe2toe> b) you ARE a sister
<@toe2toe> c) i hate you
<myne> I'll opt for C as it is the most correct answer
<@toe2toe> they werent options

#75946 +(252)- [X]

* Topic is '<Bush> Dude! Wheres My War?'

#77412 +(280)- [X]

<GothYena> I have a brother who breeds wolves in Alabama.
<RosenOttr> breeds them, or with them?
<|Wolf|> :D
<GothYena> I'll assume both.

#80303 +(412)- [X]

* Typhlosion has joined #studio64
<Gina`> There! It's complete!
<Typhlosion> What's complete?
<Typhlosion> I'm sick of not knowing what's going on!
<Chris_A> That's because people sometimes have conversations on the internet without you being there!
<Chris_A> It's shockingly ill-mannered, I know!
<Gina`> Sometimes.
<Chris_A> I know I hate it when people are talking in the street and I have to butt in and demand they tell me what they were talking about. Assholes.

#89048 +(21)- [X]

<Wolf> hmm, later on I should go out and get my paintball CO2 canister filled
<[Ramrod]> Then you need to go and get your head examined, and your Paintballs checked....for leaking paint....and then.....heh
<Wolf> very funny
* Wolf unleashes a rapid fire, painting Peter pink all over
<Peter> Shouldn't be too much of a problem.
<[Ramrod]> Seems to be an awfull lot of Porn though
<[Ramrod]> Ooops...wrong window

#94046 +(467)- [X]

<pcline> ugh, i'm 2nd guessing all of my own decisions today :
<maff> haha paul i do that all the time
<maff> ...or do I...

#97072 +(246)- [X]

< MrZippy> BBC: "The brains of thousands of mentally ill people were illegally removed for research, a report is expected to reveal."
< MrZippy> Big surprise.
< Leimy> research like what?
< MrZippy> I dunno. Prolly to figure out why crazy people don't go stealing other people's brains?

#100807 +(235)- [X]

(blackanese): when does a guy lose his virginity?
(blackanese): when he ejaculates or when he fucks?
(dufflebag): lol black just thought he lost his verginity cos he jerked off

#104747 +(306)- [X]

* Wang feasts on elbow macaroni and baby carrots
<slm> good for you, you have the diet of a 3 year old
<Wang> woo
<Wang> and i'm hung like one too
<Wang> ...
<slm> uhhhh... congrats?

#105433 +(846)- [X]

<kommy> j/oin #horsesex

#136478 +(218)- [X]

<Nukeitall> Hey guys, I need a list of issues people always discuss but can never truly resolve.
<Dreadnought> whether god really DOES kill a kitten every time a person masturbates
<Dreadnought> and if domokun are real
<WizardofWestmarch> oh domo is real
<Treen> yeah, domo's real
<Astyanax> pfft of course domo is real
* Dreadnought puts on his domo suit
<Astyanax> doiiiii
<WizardofWestmarch> look at all his crazy hijinks living with Usajii
<Nukeitall> Domokun kills kittens because of a large tumor making him think god speaks to him. next.

#178791 +(-172)- [X]

<+kyo> meixcans are quiet fancy in tehir names, are teh not?
<@Squirrel> yeah
<@Squirrel> their names make less sense than anyone else's
<@Squirrel> it's like
<+rutabaga> its compensation for their non fancyness in baithing
<+rutabaga> and general hygine

#198132 +(778)- [X]

<@SLing> anyway I love grocery shopping because I get to make my family look like fools
<@SLing> the other day we were at the grocery store
<@SLing> and the first place was all the melons (like canteloupe, grapefruit, etc)
<evolsoulx> mmhmm
<@SLing> anyway I remembered hearing from some TV chef that before buying melons you're supposed to knock on them
<@SLing> so
<@SLing> I stood there
<@SLing> for five minutes
<@SLing> knocking on melons
<@SLing> people started looking at me strange
<evolsoulx> lol
<@SLing> I was like "It's ok, the TV chef told me to"
<Erik> lol
<@SLing> I'd knock on one and be like "This one sounds fresh"
<@SLing> long story short I don't have to go grocery shopping anymore

#238880 +(1479)- [X]

<LexMortis> have i told you about a dream i had?
<LexMortis> a lion attacked me
<LexMortis> and bit off my finger
<LexMortis> after the fight n all was over
<LexMortis> i looked at my hands
<LexMortis> and went like "great, now i can only count to 9"
<LexMortis> even my unconsciousness is retarded =

#375031 +(456)- [X]

<Zazu> omg
<Zazu> wc
<Zazu> that link you posted
<Zazu> eww
<WC`> yeah it's bad
<Zazu> why do you look at things like that? why not normal stuff to jack off to, like shuri's links?
<WC`> because it's fun to 0wn you
<Zazu> but do you have ANY idea how hard it was to jerkoff to that?

#450775 +(741)- [X]

Zeon> if we lived together
<Zeon> wed be like.. stephen hawking
<Zeon> merge our combined genius;s
<Street_Prophet> yeah, you'd contribute the retard in a wheelchair part

#745401 +(532)- [X]

Lord Kagemaro: Want a PS3?
IDLon2000: No
Lord Kagemaro: :/
Lord Kagemaro: I'm bored with mine

#756741 +(353)- [X]

epilnivek: I don't know what time i'll be there... i've got a date with ashley and her Wii
epilnivek: that sounds horrible
parabolo: yes it does
epilnivek: but I really do mean the nintendo

#761092 +(517)- [X]

[Wex] Before IRC I could masturbate to the word boobs.
[Wex] Now I need /at least/ German bondage.
[Wex] I hate you all.

#770318 +(135)- [X]

<Deadeye> i take thee.. <name> in packet loss and no packet loss, to ACK and to SYN, till TTL=0
<Deadeye> i take this acl.. and place it on you LeftHand1/0/4

#802023 +(1924)- [X]

<rawrkitty> so today i did something awesome
<rawrkitty> i set a bag of shit on fire
<rawrkitty> and it smelled like shit
<Tabi-chan> How'd the person react?
<rawrkitty> huh
<Tabi-chan> The person who's porch you left it on
<rawrkitty> why the fuck would i do that? thats stupid

#903635 +(877)- [X]

<Merrick> Only reason I ever payed attention in economics was so I could learn how to merchant in Runescape

#905885 +(88)- [X]

<+Dr_Link> SSL certificate: $30.
<+CoJaBo-Aztec> Dell mainframe server: $1.
<+CoJaBo-Aztec> Discount cupon: -$80,000.
<+Dr_Link> Getting hacked by a POST injection: Priceless.

#921297 +(1328)- [X]

<Mike> So I have a Skype forwarding enabled for my cellphone, so any phone call made to me on Skype forwards to my cellphone. It's a couple bucks a month, so why not.
<Mike> Anyways, I am studying with my friend beside me and I see Skype on my computer start ringing. I didn't want to answer with my computer so I picked up my cellphone and told my friend "One second, taking a phone call" without thinking about it.
<Mike> My phone rings 1 second later, I answer it, walk out of the room.
<Mike> Didn't realize how much of a psychic hero I looked like to my friend until I left the room. Looked at my friend through the window who is sitting like O_O

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