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#414 +(408)- [X]

<Wooben> So she called me and i told her she was really ugly
<Wooben> so that was the end of that

#667 +(702)- [X]

<Chis> anyone experienced with shavers?
<Chis> i need to get one on ebay)
<Chis> http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1&SortProperty=MetaEndSort&query=electric+shaver
<Spidey> dude
<Spidey> just go to the damn store

#1473 +(386)- [X]

<isocat> id like to see a good movie about someone nuking the Superbowl

#3710 +(130)- [X]

<Epesh> I wish I was in control of all hiring
<Epesh> for everywhere
<Epesh> McD's would have no labour shortage

#5530 +(129)- [X]

<Spooky> HOLY FUCK
<Spooky> Send her my way when your done
<Anton> will do
<Spooky> I'll knock the mascara off that
<Spooky> Two little black circles on the wall next to the bed

#5922 +(32)- [X]

[idlez-] > trik: why doesn't anyone have your pic
[idlez-] [Trik] idlez-, no scanner
[idlez-] [Trik] faggot
[idlez-] > no
[idlez-] > when you scan it
[idlez-] > your hard drive reports bad sectors

#6596 +(47)- [X]

<Mr_Bandit> how come when ever i go in the sea it makes me scratch in my private bit

#7036 +(186)- [X]

<Brellium> Hey where is everyone in Ao?
<Rattran> Stuck in a wall

#14453 +(408)- [X]

<griffin> im disappointed in my mom
<pagan> me too
<pagan> she did a bad job

#14562 +(487)- [X]

<Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, LEMMER... A LOT OF BEER
<lemmer> HOORAY
<Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, COOLZX... A GIRLFRIEND
<coolzx> NOW I HAVE 34
<Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, BENCO... A BOYFRIEND
<Benco> ^_^

#18335 +(368)- [X]

<Pika-Screw> Did you ever want to kick Mario right in the pills and yell "That's for keeping Luigi in the shadows all these years, bitch!"?

#29688 +(315)- [X]

<ATAD> I saw a girl that has a pikachu umbrella
<ATAD> it's all yellow, has pikachu's face on it, and 2 pikachu ears sticking off the top
<Wagoo> Was she seckzy?
<ATAD> iono
<ATAD> I was looking at the pikachu umbrella more
<Wagoo> "Hello my dear, that's an awfully attractive pikachu umberella you have there, maybe you'd like to come back to my dorm room to discuss it's forms, themes, and concept."

#36205 +(191)- [X]

<Synonymet> !google kiss me where i pee or you'll get my wang in your shithole
<sx> 9 results for "kiss+me+where+i+pee+or+you'll+get+my+wang+in+your+shithole"
<maUru> wow
<maUru> nice
<hardlined> haha

#38404 +(166)- [X]

<@Ramza> When I grow up, I want to be a firetruck.
<Vinic> so you could legally hose women down?

#43553 +(823)- [X]

<Psy> how many MB in a Gig again?
<seafoodgod> 1024
<bobAkirafett> yea
<Psy> jesus wept
<[Bryan]> seafoodgod: But it's kind of funny because some Hard Drive manufacturers would say that 1 gigabyte would equal 1000 megabytes of data instead of 1024.
<seafoodgod> well, when you install the supposedly 80gb drive and it comes up 74.6gb, you know they're fucking morons
<[Bryan]> seafoodgod:  zactly my point.
<seafoodgod> and lying bastards.  but they cover their asses quite well:  "up to 80gb"  whatever the fuck that means
<[Bryan]> seafoodgod: Sure some of that goes to the partion table and indexes and all that fun stuff.. but..err....
<seafoodgod> i just want to know where the other 5.4gb went.  what?  did it go to a fucking party while i was formatting?  did it go out to play golf and lose it's keys in a hazzard and have to spend the night over at a friend's drive?
<bobAkirafett> lol
<seafoodgod> that bastard 5.4 gig never cleans up after itself, either.  never mows the grass or does the dishes or takes out the fucking trash
<seafoodgod> maybe i'm better off without it.  YOU HEAR ME 5.4 GB!!!!   I DON'T NEED YOU!!!!

#48884 +(193)- [X]

(DownKaos): W0lfy's idea of taking a girl out is fucking her then deflating her
(W0lfy): u following me?

#49525 +(446)- [X]

xekk: i went to go see the ring
xekk: and this little kid, like 10 years old was sitting behind me
xekk: i guess he had his finger in his mouth
xekk: cause everytime something scary happened, he'd say "I bit my fingo!"
unslaught: hey everyone, im here!
MovieMan112: I bit my fingo!

#53181 +(429)- [X]

<Eku{MY}> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?

#54729 +(349)- [X]

<Jessica> lol my grandpa has gay dogs Lol
<Jessica> he has two big dogs and they are both boys and they were umm lol
<Anthony> I SAW!
<Anthony> that's sick
<Anthony> heh
<Jessica> my day was boring
<Anthony> not that boring if you saw gay dogs! heh
<Jessica> I laughed and told them to get out of me
<Jessica> lol
<Jessica> OOPS
<Jessica> out of my room
<Jessica> not me
<Anthony> hahahahahahahaha

#55785 +(413)- [X]

* StorDuff has joined #suicide
<StorDuff> YOU ARE ALL USELESS
<ManInMoon> tell me something I didn't know already

#74455 +(282)- [X]

<treepwood> i wanna go anna nicole tipping

#76192 +(34)- [X]

<St1s> im in the middle of setting up te page
<St1s> but it takes time coz when i get stoned i just look for hours
<St1s> and then change the font for example...then look again
<spanges> then completely lose focus
<St1s> yeah
<St1s> or change everything
<St1s> like wtf, this sux!

#81136 +(4)- [X]

<InvisableMan> then take them all out
<InvisableMan> all 200,000 of them
<InvisableMan> and deport them
<InvisableMan> to afganistan or something
<InvisableMan> libya
<cheezychops> TO CANADA!
<ChronoKnight> cheezy..my god
<ChronoKnight> im right here
<InvisableMan> hahaha
<cheezychops> like i said ChronoKnight
<cheezychops> TO CANADA!
<chris> lol
<ChronoKnight> pffft
<ChronoKnight> im sorry to hear that
<cheezychops> read it
<cheezychops> not hear
<cheezychops> you read it
<cheezychops> stupid canadians
<cheezychops> :P
<ChronoKnight> read what
<InvisableMan> rofl

#81451 +(50)- [X]

* @Steve is suspicious of the one extremely off-colored Honey Comb cereal piece.
<@Steve> This is, like, affirmative action cereal.
* @Steve segregates and puts the darkie in the trash.
<@Jsangspar> it was a honeyCOON

#82058 +(-164)- [X]

<KANG> darkdude?
<darkdude> yeah?
<Tobias> Whatever the fuck you want to be called.
<Tobias> He's a newbie.
<KANG> since when did we start letting black people in here?
<Tobias> Dunno.
<darkdude> dude im not black
<darkdude> :P
<KANG> sure you aren't blacky
<Tobias> You seem like it.
<darkdude> lol
<Tobias> Mr. darkdude
<darkdude> just thought the name was OK
<KANG> I mean, the only description we have to go is "dude", meaning you lack vagina, and "dark", obviously referring to your skin color
<Tobias> Aye.
<Tobias> What the dying mullet said.
<darkdude> dark means happy
<darkdude> here
<darkdude> lol
<Tobias> In what?
<Tobias> Niggatown?

#82086 +(104)- [X]

* Giga is now known as Giga|AFK
<Giga|AFK> I think zucchini gives me gas.
<xhg> Giga|AFK maybe you shouldn't eat
<Giga|AFK> But I love farting and pissing my sister off.  It gets her off the computer.
<Giga|AFK> Did I mention zucchini was my favorite food?

#99771 +(37)- [X]

<terra> time to slay the dragon!
* Dezy-chan gts some random asian girl to do crazy action poses while playing!

#101306 +(145)- [X]

<dash> HEY BITCH WHERE'S MY SANDWICH
* MogOfGlory unzips his pants
<dash> mmm reuben

#105244 +(400)- [X]

<ShamansMystery> odd, i'm ignoreing msn and mygf is online and not bitching at me for ignoring her
<CyberDoc> Mayb shes cybering with someone else Shaman hehe.
* bacon03 slowly closes msn

#105770 +(388)- [X]

<imagine> Oh god.
<imagine> I just tried to mute my fan with the tv remote.

#110000 +(352)- [X]

<scanline> What's the past tense of netsplit? netsplat?

#136830 +(705)- [X]

* kitty notes his other keyboard actually has macro keys on it...
<Bandit> youre a guy?

#155268 +(236)- [X]

<Spiral> sdfklsd;fjs;dlkfjlsd
<audiosonic> THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR KEYBOARD
<Spiral> Dude.
<audiosonic> that's better.

#187228 +(334)- [X]

<Valen> I'm doing a quick essay on differences between genders.  Anyone got any point they think I should make?
<Ten> one has a penis, one has a vagina

#239215 +(271)- [X]

<kellin> I honestly don't think I'm all that big.
<fishphood> I don't like big penis.
<Dairenn> fishphood, meet kellin.
<kellin> UH.

#352050 +(251)- [X]

twentydeadbodies: Now that you're gay you should be picking up all sorts of chicks.
Staticd00r: lol

#398830 +(661)- [X]

<pyromaniac> reality tv is a very sketchy "reality"... one guy picxking from 25 hott chicks... oh yea THATS reality

#406366 +(1100)- [X]

Cap'n Steve: I have no girlfriend, no money, I live at home and work at Taco Bell, but my domains don't expire until 2014 and DAMN IT FEELS GOOD!

#414341 +(427)- [X]

kevin: what did you do tonight
Lucious: worked you?
kevin: haha no no, you didnt work me...i wouldve noticed

#426305 +(532)- [X]

<Innkeeper> ===== Question 15588/19999  =====
<Innkeeper> What is the first book of the Bible
<Innkeeper> Hint: @@@@@@@
<looloo> genocide

#509832 +(142)- [X]

Tamer Brad: i got this cross necklace today
NoVwith a Bullet: ha ha ha, everyone's gonna think you just love jesus
Tamer Brad: no, i hate him
Tamer Brad: that's why I carry it with me
Tamer Brad: so if I ever see him, I can nail him to it

#626251 +(162)- [X]

<Gorsha> im starting to get pissed with photobucket
<Gorshal> i drew a simple picture and posted it in photobucket and it still shrank the picture to be tiny
<Gorshal> i cant figure out wtf the problem is
<PG> try uploading a pic of your penis
<PG> it's the one thing small enough photobucket won't shrink

#661004 +(429)- [X]

<Sakireth> Infinite can't be explained by math or logics either.
<Sakireth> Well, maybe a little by logics..
<bob-E> just get 8 drunk, and then u got infinity

#671254 +(159)- [X]

<fichen973> Your porn is so old that the women in the pictures have offspring with their own porn sites.

#708017 +(499)- [X]

<bmg505> ja running internet services on windows iis is like playing russian roulette with a glock

#736856 +(53)- [X]

<+Dave2> myspace valentines messages.
<+Dave2> that sentence is 66% evil
<+Dave2> that is all

#743913 +(-55)- [X]

caithness: Nike Brand Condoms
caithness: "Just Do It"

#771394 +(241)- [X]

snachodog: should i be able to see that I timed out?
jestuh: yeah normally you do
jestuh: efnet tries to hold on to you baby
jestuh: keep you warm
jestuh: comfort you
jestuh: hoping you won't leave it's grasp
jestuh: ever.
snachodog: damn clingy girlfriends
snachodog: er
snachodog: servers

#846696 +(1507)- [X]

<maiden> the wife is going to acupuncture to help us get pregnant...$65 a week
<knightmare> I'd think if she needed little pricks to get pregnant you would've gotten the job done months ago

#961538 +(67)- [X]

<Lauren> I have this recurring javascript error
<Lauren> Uncaught TypeError: Illegal invocation
<gasp> did you try running it during full moon ?

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