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#26 +(379)- [X]

<AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live until 65

#153 +(1321)- [X]

<watashiwa> I think hypr accidentally joined #invest by mistakenngly typing a v instead of a c.

#807 +(311)- [X]

<Skywarp> Someone needs to shave zophars head and use his hair as experimental flac vest material

#1035 +(417)- [X]

<lux0r> don't make me /molest you

#1408 +(247)- [X]

<mlkesl> Lets all be vermifuge robots.
* mlkesl goes into robot mode.
* mlkesl does nothing.
* mlkesl makes fun of people who do stuff.
* mlkesl does some more nothing.

#2097 +(381)- [X]

<phlo> i believe i'm going to have to explain to my gf that you dont put the ashes from the last bowl back into the box with the rest of the dope

#5597 +(846)- [X]

<Elfin> lkmwclldsldldldldldld,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,e
,e,e,e,,,,eee,e,olwowowoowolsalslslsllslslslslslslllsllsllsllslls lsls
<Elfin> That was me playing keyboard drums.
<memo> Rock on.
<Elfin> You know it.

#6575 +(256)- [X]

<@_uaioe> BITE THE PILLOW, KID... ITS GOIN' IN DRY!

#6664 +(1589)- [X]

<qik> ur at school?
<De-Gen> yer
<qik> LOOK TEACHER IT SAYS CUNT ON THE SCREEN!
*** De-Gen has quit IRC

#6876 +(759)- [X]

<Spectra> hrm.  Optus are going to start charging me >= $10 more per month, because "we listened to feedback from our customers".
<Spectra> I'm fascinated which customers said "we want to pay more for your service".

#7797 +(451)- [X]

<Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat
<Linguica> wtf
<Linguica> wait a minute
<Linguica> <Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat
<Linguica> no it wouldnt

#7815 +(575)- [X]

<Worm|PHP> I downloaded a ton of albums .. all encoded in 128 ... later I will reencode to 192
<Worm|PHP> bunch of AC/DC albums :)
<clue1ess> reencode? :P
<Worm|PHP> decode then encode again at 192
<clue1ess> will the quality really improve?
<Worm|PHP> yes it does
<CDBuRnOuT> If anything, you lose quality.
<Worm|PHP> I have done it before many times
<Worm|PHP> I can send samples if you want
<Worm|PHP> I have the same song at 128 .. decoded it .. then encoded it at 192 ... there is a big difference
<CDBuRnOuT> You're attempting to defeat the basis of the format you're encoding in by trusting your ears. Lower bitrates sacrifice pitches, etc. to lower the mp3's size, decoding and reencoding will not get those sacrificed items back.
<CDBuRnOuT> lots of people cannot tell the difference between 128/160/192, etc.
<Worm|PHP> you can with this ... just check it then see
<Worm|PHP> by what you say there shouldn't be a difference .. and if there is .. then it would sound worse
<Worm|PHP> oh well .. sounds a 100% sharper and clearer .. the 128 sounds so muffled ... back to designing

#10869 +(624)- [X]

<Stuckie> I had to sit through the Sound of Music for TWO FRIGGIN weeks.. bloody school shows... probably why I've cracked... lol
<Stuckie> The hiiiiiills are aliiiiiive with the sound of **BANG!!** DIE YOU BASTARDS!!! **BANG!!**

#14305 +(457)- [X]

PhantomStark> <-- laughing too hard to express it in internet acronyms

#16818 +(77)- [X]

<Nago> hmm... my coke tastes a bit like flesh...

#17152 +(440)- [X]

<sacarna> jay z - it's a hard knock life (ghetto anthem).mp3
<sacarna> otherwise its just a song from annie.
<JtHM> heh.. hardcore rappers mackin out to samples from an old musical full of 10 year old white girls.
<JtHM> seems more like R Kellys scene

#20973 +(682)- [X]

<Fredo> wanna see something cool?
<Dementio> no, the last time someone said do you wnna see something cool i ended up pregnat

#22496 +(164)- [X]

<Motaro > Live Journal would've been so much better if it were called Jive Journal.
<cylinder > shoudl've been called STICK YOUR FUCKING LIFE IN HERE AND THEN WHINE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE CRUDE COMMENTS Journal

#25325 +(111)- [X]

<Random> Mdk: did your mom actually teach Erica to be a ninja, does she come on irc, or is this all some big joke i'm not getting?

#26563 +(318)- [X]

<Squall^> does she looks like a japanese anime?
<LStranger> Sorta.
<Squall^> then go fuck her up
<LStranger> I'd like to.
<LStranger> Two problems... I have a girlfriend, and I haven't even talked to her yet.
<Gage> two solutions, cheating and rape

#31548 +(82)- [X]

<entropy> goin to get my tatt touched up here in about 10 min
<j0shua> what kind of tatt?
<entropy> 'entropy' on my back in apple ][e chars

#32535 +(-144)- [X]

<Acero> you're all a bunch of niggers who are going to die on your fucking computers!
<Morris> That'd suck
<Morris> But you're here also, so stfu.
<Acero> i'm fucking leaving, fuck this!

#32966 +(682)- [X]

* sarah13 is now known as sarah14
<ircbuddy> Happy e-Birthday.

#34951 +(168)- [X]

<Ud|AFK> red your so foreign it's amazing
<]KO[-RedWolf-|2-4|4-> k whats a foreign?

#38755 +(172)- [X]

Ibor132: what network u on?
engel of nien: my asshole
Ibor132: efnet then?

#42390 +(925)- [X]

Thainthallas: oh... so... the other night, i go into software etc.
Thainthallas: and i walk up and say "i want to reserve a copy of metroid prime"
Thainthallas: the guy starts trying to talk to me about the game, and asking stuff like if i was "really excited to see the new metroid"
Thainthallas: i said "well... I'm really not sure about the whole thing, but the girlfriend said 'me wantie' so I buyie"
Thainthallas: "your girlfriend wants metroid prime?"
Thainthallas: "yes, yes she does"
Thainthallas: "she also says i need to buy vice city"
Thainthallas: "your girlfriend wants vice city?"
Thainthallas: by now, i start to realize that he's getting a little jealous
Thainthallas: so i just say "yeah, and she's hot, too!"

#44566 +(359)- [X]

<Paddy> well hello there
<Nyte> DIE INSOLENT WENCH
<Paddy> ok
* Paddy dies
* Paddy 's corpse begins to rot
* Nyte-ddr begins humping it.
<Paddy> umm
<Paddy> thats just wrong
<Nyte-ddr> but it feels so right
*** Signoff: Paddy (Quit: )

#45691 +(146)- [X]

<Adiemus> IIS has many features
<slicer|Java> such as bugs, security leaks, etc... =]

#46773 +(260)- [X]

<Kcom> Anyone know what's it called when someone drinks sperm?
<elSandros> Disgusting.

#47908 +(100)- [X]

<CorinTheCobb> omg i just opened a pic of a guy blowing himself while at work :( my boss is like right behind me!

#58951 +(304)- [X]

Lukerul1: my mom got a laptop, she opened it up, and was looking at it, and asked what it was
Lukerul1: i wanted to cry

#66715 +(438)- [X]

<roboman20> +_&----~~=
<@MansoN> &----~~ looks like a handicap dude flying backwards while jizzing lol

#75229 +(190)- [X]

<Josh> Fenix, what program are you using to connect to IRC
<Fenix> program?
<Josh> yees
<Fenix> im not using one

#81439 +(207)- [X]

<DooD> All of the Kmart's in iraq will be closed, and reopen as Targets in the next two weeks...

#82110 +(30)- [X]

<NES> after 9-11 I was expecting Oasis to release a statement like "While we regret Blink-182's direct terrorist involvement in the incident, we plan to hunt them down like the muslim dogs they are"

#84765 +(732)- [X]

[loucura] yummm... french fries and gravy
[Crysanna] you need cheese with that
[loucura] Yeah, but I don't feel like melting any cheese.
[loucura] That, and all I have is american cheese, I'm afraid it'll go to war with my french fries

#84797 +(-423)- [X]

Motorbreath151: i'm gonna grow my hair and beard like sam jackson's in this movie
Motorbreath151: i'm the foot fuckin' master
TheOffspring326: yea
TheOffspring326: you should become black too
Motorbreath151: lemme try
TheOffspring326: just rub shit all over your body
TheOffspring326: haha
Motorbreath151: hahaha
Motorbreath151: man that's wrong on so many levesl
TheOffspring326: then you'll smell AND look like them

#98343 +(739)- [X]

<kevin> Good Morning, nigga!
<kronix> ...
<Dinyctis> good morning to YOU, niggaaaaaaaaaaa!
<kevin> lmao
<kronix> Dinny is a wigger
*** kronix was kicked by jark (Unallowed word/phrase - wigger [#38492])

#104741 +(62)- [X]

<vSvAINT> Rune...do you ever Sleep Man?
<RuneWalsh> [09:01am] <dcpsoguy> r00n: Do you sleep?
<RuneWalsh> [09:01am] <@RuneWalsh> nah, sleeping goes against everything I believe in
<vSvAINT> it's kind of sad you have a prepared response for that
<RuneWalsh> no, it's spontaneous
<vSvAINT> Spontaneous like Combustion or Spontaneous like Jerry Lewis?
<RuneWalsh> besides, I responded to that question earlier and didn't feel like typing that again
<RuneWalsh> I'll have to think about that
<RuneWalsh> I wouldn't really call Jerry Lewis spontaneous though
<RuneWalsh> which doubles as my point as well
<vSvAINT> Haha Instantaneous. "NEW! Instantaneous Jerry Lewis!  Just add Water!"
<RuneWalsh> "Wow mommy, can I have one?"
<RuneWalsh> "Not till you're older, dear"

#119102 +(685)- [X]

<Afghani> hi
<Afghani> h r u?
<zebra> what the hell kind of language is that?
<zebra> are you fucking fingerly impaired or something?

#120519 +(518)- [X]

<confuted> they said "non-toxic"  we figured that meant "safe to drink"

#348365 +(867)- [X]

<Royce> :(
<Hynox> Why the sad face Royce?
<Royce> I just went to Ask Jeeves and searched for Thesorus.
<Royce> It told me i should look for a Dictionary first.

#444814 +(279)- [X]

<@Seth> *** How to Create a Religion in 4 easy steps ***
<@Seth> Step 1: Create "god", "evil" and "theories"
<@Seth> Step 2: Write book (should take about a page)
<@Seth> Step 3: Layer on the bullshit (should now be ~1000 pages)
<@Seth> Step 4: Publish and wait for the suckers

#487321 +(1533)- [X]

<cast> see, the roof falling on me is the least of my problems here, the whole building going from |^| to /^/ to ___ is my problem

#630789 +(1610)- [X]

Ziggy: Everytime I hear a strange noise, I have a zombie panic attack.
Lusty: what is it with you and zombies?!
Ziggy: Are you not afraid of zombies?
Lusty: they don't exist.
Ziggy: That's what they think in movies too.
Ziggy: Right before the invasion.

#669166 +(153)- [X]

<roric23> i just pulled an elastic thread out of my sock and now I'm flossing with it :)
<Pace|Around> yay for Sock Floss
<rigelIsGood> Dude, that is kinda gross.
<roric23> well, yeah. it does sort of have that sock-like flavor to it
<roric23> not that I taste socks for a living or anything
<Pace|Around> Well, if you ever want to, you now have something to put on your resume

#747246 +(1625)- [X]

<nyetwerk> why is it that they always make the stupidest person on a project team be the leader?
<DocRadium> what are you in charge of now?

#778098 +(370)- [X]

Sam: what is flash like from your PoV as a proper programmer?
Pete: flash is like if java, C# and visual basic had a threesome
Pete: and did not use protection

#885904 +(500)- [X]

Mafafa: IF EVERYONE JUMPED OFF A CLIFF WOULD YOU DO IT TOO?
Ironikx: If everyone jumped off a cliff, I'd go to the bottom and steal whatever was in their pockets.

#903635 +(870)- [X]

<Merrick> Only reason I ever payed attention in economics was so I could learn how to merchant in Runescape

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