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#136 +(1522)- [X] <LkTruth1> I am the most intelligence person in this channel.
#196 +(266)- [X] <Reapern66> I realized why Bill Gates always has that stupid smile on his face 1d 18h 2m 8s ago
#216 +(-71)- [X] [iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west manchester
[iMike] get a kickass one
#514 +(140)- [X] <Lathari> jack your ethernet into my ass and we'll have ourselves a REAL Lan party.
#684 +(761)- [X] <C-B0> i put a toad in the freezer... it peed then froze to the bottem...
then my mom like screamed at me for a week or 2.. it ruled
#1324 +(4)- [X] <[cut]> fuckin russians made my ftp server crash last night. somebody from 212.46.194.123 -> ip-583.dialup.cl.spb.ru
<hypr> hahhahwhaw
<[cut]> what the fuck
<[cut]> somebody from romainia tried to steal my leapFTP bookmark file
<[cut]> (005570) 6/3/2001 12:04:28 AM - 56k (217.13.97.62) > asked to change directory : 'C:ftpmp3 -> C:ftpmp3C:PROGRAM FILESLEAPFTP' --> Access denied (No Such Directory).
<[cut]> Resolved 217.13.97.62 to mflorin.soft.forte.ro
<hypr> hahahahahaha
<SysError> cut the foreigners want war with you
<[cut]> i added to my welcome message.. IF ALL OFF YOU EUROPEAN/ASIAN FOREIGN FUCKS KEEP TRYING TO "HACK" ME. THE SERVER WILL GO PRIVATE.
#1485 +(158)- [X] <MrP-> what is wrong with slashdot.org?? I am almost done reading my 1997-2001 Slashdot.org cache CD-ROM set, if I finish and its not back up, I may perish
#2250 +(-2)- [X] <iLLf8d> yeah I got it setup so when I fart I can hit the button and save my gf
#2328 +(888)- [X] <TeamsterX> man watching 6 MSCE's around a sun box, looks alot like the opening scene's of 2001:space odyssey and the monkey's with the monolith
#2368 +(527)- [X] <BLOODHat> Nakago: I got Civ3 to work
<Nakago> good.. I'm about to burn mine
<Nakago> its so fun when every fucking race in the game declares war against you at the same time
<Dr_Tofu> nakago: now you see what afghanistan feels like :P
#3733 +(-13)- [X] <[ric]> I need viagra just to go to the toilet.. :)
#4140 +(207)- [X] <uneasier> [ric], a student has to make money.. the pay was good and it wasnt nearly as degrading as you would think
<[ric]> uneasier: I realise, but think how the chickens felt?
<uneasier> they were heavily drugged
<[ric]> I am sure there is some bad joke in this about chickens eating seed, but let's just leave it at that
#5409 +(162)- [X] <AK[coding]> females are the anti-c0de
<AK[coding]> Right now, it's like you're high on meth.
<AK[coding]> But in a few months...
<AK[coding]> You'll be fucking and fucking and NO lines will be showing up in your poor terminal.
#5900 +(156)- [X] <madvirii> you gotta wake up with a certain "attitude" to face the day and lick some asshole
<CoMBo> yeah or grow up eating some really shitty cooking to acquire a taste for anus
<madvirii> yes anus would be an acquired taste
<madvirii> not something you instinctively put to your mouth
#6612 +(68)- [X] <@meiso> ftp: 80921107 bytes received in 87.26Seconds 927.40Kbytes/sec.
<@meiso> man this modem turbo booster really helps
#10165 +(556)- [X] BeHeMoTh101 : dude, this one time in school i was looking at this advertisement to a christian club
BeHeMoTh101 : and on the poster it said "who carries your load? jesus does."
BeHeMoTh101 : and i was like, wtf it's the scrotum
#10615 +(85)- [X] <WOGBOY_24_7> hey what is windows 98 called = Windows NT4.0 or Windows 9x
#11389 +(172)- [X] <Cu-Ius> 'in an interview recently Keith Richards intimated that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards, said that kids should not do drugs. Keith, we can't do any more drugs, because you already fucking did them all. We have to wait until YOU die, then smoke your ashes"
#16475 +(906)- [X] <Logan> I have to say that sex ruined pornography for me. I discovered that women don't scream, "Fuck me you big-cocked cowboy!" when you touch their elbow.
#19282 +(115)- [X] <blazemore> Now playing: 01 - David Rose - Gay Spirits @ 128 Kbps. (0:05/2:07)
<blazemore> ah hear we go
<HKISA> YES!!!
<HKISA> wait
<HKISA> shit that 'yes' was out of place
#21882 +(327)- [X] (FakeBoobies): any one wanna to chat to a guy pretending to be a chick with a pic of some model off the internet, msg me
#25483 +(463)- [X] <BLaG> i wanna sleep naked
<BLaG> but i'm afraid my parents will come in and take pictures of me and make a kiddy porn site on the internet
#33647 +(-3)- [X] <EVHAPPY> SOYLENT GREEN IS FAT CHICKS!!!
#36121 +(-7)- [X] <@MerdeDeSinge> heh makes me wonder if women treat penises like that
<@MerdeDeSinge> or a mother teachering her daughter
<@MerdeDeSinge> "just treat it like an over size tampon"
<@[R]a[Z]o[R]> unless the guy has a small penis
<@ShockSMX> then its a normal size tampon, razor
#39083 +(177)- [X] (GoatBoy) WHO IS THIS SANCHEZ GUY
(GoatBoy) AND WHY IS HE DIRTY?
#41518 +(294)- [X] <prozac420> 9
<prozac420> oops
<prozac420> was trying to change tv channels
<Kimaroo> lol...............
<Kimaroo> if you try to change tv channels on IRC... you might be a junkie
#48858 +(-2)- [X] <Edgar_the_Fish> mmm hoodie
<Edgar_the_Fish> i'd have sex with my hoodie its so soft
#54086 +(158)- [X] <Fluff_Daddy|sortofaway> we have two horses outside our halls
<Fluff_Daddy|sortofaway> one of them is hung like a fucking
<Fluff_Daddy|sortofaway> i dunno what man
<Fluff_Daddy|sortofaway> but he has one ginormous fucking penis!
<Fluff_Daddy|sortofaway> I got a picture of it too!!!
#59086 +(-2)- [X] RetardedCrow: I'm listening to a song called "Back of the bus."
RetardedCrow: Sung by black rappers.
Esotcalag: Oh god....
RetardedCrow: And they yell at us when we call them niggers, wtf?
RetardedCrow: Oh, I'm sorry, 'Niggas.'
RetardedCrow: Fucking crackas.
Esotcalag: I find it ironic that despite the issue that was during the sixties, most black kids always seems to flock to the back of the bus.
RetardedCrow: They still do...
RetardedCrow: I guess habbits are hard to break.
#62110 +(188)- [X] <ItBurn|mw> yay tescd cerazeyhes
<ItBurn|mw> crashed
<Celestar|xchat> ItBurn|mw: dude how did you mistype like THAT?
#62241 +(482)- [X] <mulambo`MoD> man
<mulambo`MoD> this dude is fucking everywhere
<mulambo`MoD> every channel i go to he's on
<mulambo`MoD> but he never talks to me
<mulambo`MoD> CHANSERV!!!!!!!!!!
<mulambo`MoD> HELLO!!!!!!!!!
#70206 +(1089)- [X] <just4helpin> How did you guys get your ideas for user names?
<synth> i dunno
<Wrench> im a tool
#75796 +(383)- [X] * a17geL637 huggles anthony
* Ariyn rubs anthony's face in his manboobs
<Anthony> YAAAAAAAY! and NOOOOOOOOO! respectivelyyyyyyyy!!!
#76844 +(183)- [X] <BBR-SpeZ> do you know in mexico its illegal to wash your sink on a sunday
<BBR-SpeZ> just so you know
<BBR-SpeZ> making sure you dont, ya know, go washing any sinks in mexico
<BBR-SpeZ> i know what they r like, wave $50 in your face and tempt you with a washcloth
<BBR-SpeZ> 'go on buddy you know you wanna try it, just imagine all that dirt just sliding away....'
<BBR-SpeZ> i was a 20 sinks a day man :(
#76954 +(126)- [X] <Thorndy> whats the worst geek?
<ashley> the worst possible geeeks know that they are geeks but think they are better than anyone else.
<ashley> watch
<ashley> DEGEEK YOURSELF DANIEL
<paveway> keep dreaming
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<Derian> what the....
<Derian> oh, that should have been /squit...... idiot.
#87981 +(366)- [X] <jeff> A man goes into a pharmacy. He says to the druggist: "I need
<jeff> some birth control for my eleven-year-old daughter."
<jeff> "Is your little girl sexually active?" asks the druggist.
<jeff> "Nah, she just lays there like her mother."
<Wintermute> bring your family problems somewhere else
#98341 +(132)- [X] <DTARD> you havent peaked until youve had a conversation wth the light barely shining through the comfortor draped over your head while hanging off the top bunk and wearing plastic vampire teeth
#104345 +(418)- [X] <Gallusik_psv> sory
<Gallusik_psv> for my english :P
<osiris> I envy you, I really do, I hate speaking 1 language
<Gallusik_psv> aha
<Gallusik_psv> what languages do you know??
#104750 +(42)- [X] <Jamon> he said, "my girlfriend fucks like a rabid hamster."
<Jamon> other guy said, "wow, that's great.....mine fucks like a walrus."
#107179 +(120)- [X] [16:50] <slammes> you know that the difficult part is not to avoid porn. that is easy. but to say no to your own dick
#167873 +(327)- [X] <`Riku> Ok, so there's this UN meeting, and there are a lot of important people in there discussing how to get a peace in Iraq
<`Riku> after the meeting the President of France comes to George Bush and says: "Mr. Bush, there's something I'd like to ask... My son is a huge Star Trek fan, and he'd like to know why there are no Arabians on the show?"
<`Riku> Bush thinks a second, then smirks and says;
<`Riku> "Cause it takes place in the future."
#239395 +(747)- [X] thebud: the passion of the christ?
Indago: if i wanted to see a bad actor get nailed, I'd watch the paris hilton video
#393229 +(108)- [X] <JonTG> What's more fun than swinging a dead baby around on a rope?
<JonTG> Stopping it with a shovel.
#395527 +(505)- [X] <Revolution_Man> I want to be launched out of my coffin at my funeral.
<RandomMan> hahah
<Inferno> Liar.
<Revolution_Man> With a tape recording attached to the body saying "I'M STILL ALIVE, CATCH ME!"
#396917 +(976)- [X] <Veni_Veni_Veni> and one of my friends (almost 18) fucked a 13 year old at the party
<Veni_Veni_Veni> Which i lollerskated about
<Joe_McCormick> >_<
<Joe_McCormick> did your mate enjoy it?
<Joe_McCormick> :P
<laser-kun> You had 13 year olds at your party?
<Veni_Veni_Veni> I had two - one of my friends little brother and his friend - but they act as if they're much older. It sounds incredibly strange but they're very cool.
<Joe_McCormick> wait was the friend a girl .......?
<Veni_Veni_Veni> Yes.
<Veni_Veni_Veni> The 13 year old was the male
* Joe_McCormick bows doen to the 13 year old kid
#447596 +(679)- [X] <@topsoil> The College Jeopardy winner wagered $1,337 in Final Jeopardy... seems more like the geek hero to me :)
<@topsoil> I was hoping he'd come back and lose and then Alex would be like, "Sorry to say this...but you wagered $1337 and lost, which now means, *holds up sign* 'j00 4r3 n0t 1337.'"
<@topsoil> Either that or Alex would just look at him and say, "pwn3d".
#457504 +(446)- [X] [+Bobthefish] when your desperate for sex you shouldn't pass up a threesome
[+Bobthefish] just close your eyes
[+Bobthefish] actually don't, you might grab something you don't want to
[@SnowPhaal] I couldn't cross swords with another man, not even by accident.
[@SnowPhaal] It'd be like Ghostbusters..."Don't Cross The Streams!"
#563043 +(68)- [X] <ILuvChitlins> listen buddy you had best stop trying to hack people with your script kiddie ways
<ILuvChitlins> or someone might get pissed off and ban you from the internet
<Arsvith> Remind me again. You know /how/ much about computers?
#718795 +(140)- [X] in ana ni xX: I pretend to be a dude on mIRC.
in ana ni xX: Like, for instance, I just got banned from seven channels in less than 10 minutes!
Hero by Words: Awesome.
in ana ni xX: I know, I'm really cool.
in ana ni xX: It pisses me off sometimes,
in ana ni xX: how someone can slap me around with a fish,
in ana ni xX: but I can't wank off into their eyes without getting booted.
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