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<`Tag> you have a lot of anger from efnet in you
<`Tag> and it shows
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<isocat> onion headlines make me laugh out loud, even if i have my cock in my hand
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<`michael> where's snow
<var> dunno mike
<var> jerking off to japanese scat while listening to horrid ddr music
<var> is my best guess
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<drBoston> DGMage : asl
<DGMage> You seriously need a new pickup line.
<drBoston> you don't fuck with perfection
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<bits> about 7-8mil live in sydney
<bits> well not "sydney city" but live in sydney and its surrounding suburbs
<Joshua> oh wait, you guys are on the metric system
<Joshua> that's only like 3.5 million people in our system
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<blazemore> one time i was camping with a bunch of friends and me and this girl were sleeping next to each other and we were both laying on our sides with our asses touching and i accidentally farted
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<ToiletDuk> i'm known as the boston poonmangler
<Lucent> yet you are in atlanta?
<ToiletDuk> that's why i own
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<GiRLiE-> ur cruel.. but funny
<bytraper> and you have a beuatiful mind... but you're fat
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<DeLorean> fuckin' idiot.
<DeLorean> My boss has me checking his AOL mail ever 30 fuckin' seconds.
<DeLorean> I hate when he's in the office.
<DeLorean> He's never here.
<DeLorean> He's here maybe one day a month.
<`Sean> DeL: Hey, those life and death decisions are made on AOL!
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<@LoneWo|f> once the divorce is final...i'm getting snipped...and if spermicide didn't taste so bad...i'd kiss condoms goodbye!
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<moira> MY TEETH AR NUMB I BET I COULD BITE THROUH A CAR
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<Disco`Stu> fat girls need loving too
<kodos> someone has to take one for the team
<kodos> i vote its luke
<lukeiyo-e> damn you fuckers
<lukeiyo-e> alright.. someone pass me a torch
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<hep> you told me!
<hep> all the e is going to your brain :>
<Acheron> isn't that what e is supposed to do?
<Encapsulate> It goes to your Pee pee
<Acheron> unless you keep your "frontal lobe" in your "pants", that is
<Encapsulate> and activates the secret Pee Pee Power
<Encapsulate> Or PPP
<Encapsulate> "PPP LINK UP!"
<Acheron> what? You become impotent, but you're able to use your wang
modem to dial up to the internet?
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Lara: I wonder if something scary will happen if I rotate my Everglide 180 degrees
*** Joins: Twitch (firstname.lastname@example.org)
* Lara rotates it back
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<Nighters> I've decided that if i'm not happy when i'm 40 i'm going to kill 2-3 people who are like 18-19 with BRIGHT ASS FUTURES
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[01:05] <Hiyaz> I have my Windows 95 dick from my old Desk top
[01:05] <Elysian`> hmm
[01:05] <Elysian`> win95 dick
[01:05] <magtec> some may call me desperate, but i really don't think i'd want one of those.
[01:07] <MrSparkle> magtec: you never know what kinda virus you could get from a Win95 d....
[01:07] <Elysian`> a STD
[01:07] <Elysian`> Setup Transmitted Disease
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<Shyster> pikachan, hentai scared me =(
<@PikaChan> well uhh
<@PikaChan> what am i supposed to do about that? :/
<@PikaChan> oh btw shy remind me to kill you later
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<Reiko> girl who sit on judges lap, get honorable discharge
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<\broken> eye kant teyep
<JackArse> sure you can
<JackArse> you just can't spell
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*** ag3nt0 (ag3nt@=H2T430-2929.NYCM.splitrock.net) has joined channel #consolevision
ag3nt0- stupid connect
ag3nt0 kicks his isp
*** Signoff: ag3nt0 (Ping Timeout)
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<@Crimson> Apache + FreeBSD + PHP + MySQL (or PostgreSQL I've heard) = WEB SERVER HEAVEN :)
<%djlaptop> I don't trust anything I didn't spend a lot of money on
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*** Signoff: dejay (Quit: If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?)
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<Shaka|HeatingUpSomeSaki> child. i dont care if you are a guy. you can show me what it means to be a man anytime
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* +MegamanX2K takes out a freon thrower and freezes Sitara to the core
* +MegamanX2K then raises her body above his head and shatters it
<+MegamanX2K> ...damned typos
<Snow_Angel> is that some sort of gamer geek word?
<+MegamanX2K> It's Mortal Kombat, but Scorpion let himself go
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<The-Dude-> i had a best friend..he gotta GF..we hated each other..2 years later we were having DNS tests done for the kids father...
<Kaenneth> ... DNS tests?... to see if you have a common root domain?
<Kaenneth> "Both parents were from aol.com... retardation was inevitable"
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* kurt[A] is now known as kurt
* kurt was away, and is back from: life
<Vex> Who are you kidding kurt?
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<puttputt> Who thinks this would taste ok? Spaghetti sauce comprising of mince meat, condensed tomato soup, some water, onions, garlic
* Robzy has no idea...
<puttputt> neither do I.. but it might be alright.. oh, I got veggies too so I'll throw them in as well.
<orlock> sounds fine to me
<orlock> actually, that sounds damn nice
<orlock> i'm hungry now
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<phren> seriously though, ozone hates you
<dragnet> he hates you more
<phren> he's just jealous cause his mom left him for me
<dragnet> what is your thesis on why he hates me?
<phren> something about your general suckiness
<phren> drag rhymes with fag and he likes to be the only gay one in channel
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<Bob> my gf is so cool...
<zkcerF> yer...corpses can get pretty cold...
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<cat_gurrrl> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist!
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<Mad|Mungkee> I was playing everquest once and this guy killed himself with a shotgun and broadcasted it in East Commons
<Mad|Mungkee> pretty sad
<brasshorse> did his elf die
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<EvaUnit02> I had a dream that my minivan charged up my stairs and tried to run me over in my bedroom
<EvaUnit02> its gets better
<EvaUnit02> So I charged it and wrestled it.
<EvaUnit02> I ended up overhead pressing it and capsising it on the floor
<EvaUnit02> then I proceeded to get on my waterbed and scream "OWNED" at it.
<EvaUnit02> what would sigmund have to say about that one
<sir-gold> that you feel your masculinity threatened by the fact that you drive a minivan
<cd|work> you got abused by a minivan in your childhood, and have an oedipus complex for your mother
<EvaUnit02> sir-gold now THAT is a possibility
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<AndyPunk> what is with all the publicity with people who have lost limbs in the war
<AndyPunk> wasn't the only reason we went into iraq was to dis-arm them?
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<joshua_> C ECE DBRY AOT URP YDAY TCBE RU YRPYGP.!
<joshua_> BRYDCBI CO ,RPYDF RU YDAY TCBE UR YRPYGP.!
<joshua_> AND FUCK YOU TOO MR. DVORAK
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<Rendrag> just remember your car actually has to stop at stop signs
<Rendrag> my driving teacher only told me my wheels must stop rotating
<Rendrag> i took her at her word
<Rendrag> and slid it round the corner onto the main street at 60 with all four wheels locked up
<LDM> hahahahahaha, Nice one.
<Rendrag> needless to say i had to sit my test a second time :
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<Salec> how would you go by changing the look of a checkbox in flash?
<SHiZNiT> add a moustache
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<drag0n> Subject: threat level raised
<drag0n> Due to explosives that were found under a rail bed in France, the Chirac government has raised the threat level in France to the second highest level. The President of France announced that as of 10:00 a.m., the threat level will officially go from "run" to "hide."
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<Arameth> wow if the bible was an rpg then judas was damn poor. he sold out for thirty silver, that is three gold pieces, you can only just buy a dagger for that
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<DMod> meh I hate watching the same pr0n twice
<Fatal> watching it twice ruins the ending
<Thorshammer> omg not on her face!! whatta plot twist
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<Vartia> whats up Xery?
<Xerion> just looking at my harddrives hoping they are capable of mating so i can put some data on their offspring :)
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<@Paul4x> So we have a electric pad to go with the electric blanket. Shelby calls it the "George Foreman" bed.
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<Frankstar> I am so fucking pissed. This one guy sold me his air guitar on ebay for 70 dollars and I still havent fucking received shit.
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<Derkum> You know your mom has humour when her password to the computer is "divorce05"
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<Kraide> Wow, that line you used was repetitive and redundant.
<Jer1400> That's was ironically ironical!
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<caddoo> why do you need condoms sent to you discreetly, you can get them in toilets, schools, chemists and they are all pretty discrete.
<EvilDr.X> I dunno, man. I had a friend who used a condom he found in a toilet, he got a really bad infection.
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<nerd> my wife installed IE7
<nerd> because she felt like it
<ct> where did you bury the body?
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<xxx> I think I'm having some problems with my sexlife...
<phunqe> oh? :/
<xxx> Yeah, yesterday my girlfriend and I wanted to have sex, but I had a... hmm.. well you know.. problem..
<phunqe> Ah, no ping reply?
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lizbunny11: actually, i respect microsoft developers
lizbunny11: it's hard to have your head up your ass and your nose in the air at the same time
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<pronto> i like my women how i like my filesystems ... FAT and 16
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<Humbedooh> Roses are red, leaves are green, but only Java has AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean