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<McAnarchy> people live in utah??
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*** Quits: F-D-P (ME AM USA! KTHKX TOUCHDOWN! whatever...)
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<CrazyDe> did I tell u what I got this girl for christmas?
<CrazyDe> I got her lingerie in 1 box
<CrazyDe> and I put before
<CrazyDe> and in another box
<CrazyDe> I put pajamas in there
<CrazyDe> and put after
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<`bobble`> give +v to PunKz plz. i want him close to me
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<timmo> you know what i hate
<timmo> errors that wont go away
<Guilty> So you dislike children too
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(V_Audax) flip da flop da boing floygan
(d-_-b) v_audax has been possessed by the spirit of cosby~!?~@
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<Digested> nothing like coming back to irc after a night of partying
<Digested> and nothing like partying on a monday night and then driving home at the same time as everyone is driving to work
<Digested> and laughing at them
<MadHatter> Not everyone can live with their parents
<Digested> that's why i'm taking advantage of the situation while i still can
<Digested> the main problem with sharing a house with parents is bringing a girl home
<Digested> but it isn't really a problem for me... heh
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<boozie> AnIonU: if i washed my dick would you suck it?
<AnIonU> bbozie: if you washed your dick you would realize that it was only dirt...no dick
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<Dreq> is there anyway to get the DOS version?
<andy> the dos version of win98?
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<Psifire> I got out of the shower and put my universal studios shirt on.
<Psifire> And something occured to me.
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<skrike> felix just screamed like a girl
<felix> no, I said "eek"
<skrike> girls say "eek"
<skrike> YOU GIRL
<oat`meal> guys say "oh SHIT, what the FUCK, BITCH"
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<foop> what the fuck is stealing all my megahurtz
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<filo> edwardo asked me if "i did any virgins" tonight
<filo> what an upstanding individual
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* RuneCaster gives UFG the primary Scottish attack "Plaid Kilt Waving In The Breeze Flash"
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<Tirael> wtf is a haemophiliac?
<Tirael> someone who has sex w/ blood??
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<Ronwe> Why is it that every time I say something everybody runs to "bas"?
<Ronwe> wtf is bash
* Ronwe goes
<Ronwe> oh fuck.
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<AdeptaCheese> im scared to ask this
<AdeptaCheese> but what the fuck
<AdeptaCheese> is bukkake
<Al3xand3r> I have no idea...
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<acehole101> losing is not an option.
<@ex-machina> no, for you it's a compulsion.
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<verin> and on the fourth day, there was pr0n, and God said, "let this be a blessing onto you, since Eve is out shopping"
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<Ariela> I want a man that is like a purse: looks good on your arm, carries your things, and hopefully matches your shoes.
<Nap> I want a woman who's like a good pair of shoes: looks good, provides support, and doesn't recite stupid analogies.
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<ZarcyB> i had a dream about irc last night :/
<ZarcyB> in my dream, everyone hated me
<fraggle> it wasnt a dream
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<Artanis> ok, nobody ever told me when its better to use static memory
<Artanis> thats why i do everything w/ pointers
<Veldhar[GD]> heh, don't tell me
<Veldhar[GD]> you do horrible things like
<Veldhar[GD]> int *i = new int;
<Veldhar[GD]> for (*i=0; ahhhhhhhhhhhhh can't continue writing
<Veldhar[GD]> too awful
<Veldhar[GD]> my fingers are burning
<Veldhar[GD]> my eyes are bleeding
* Veldhar[GD] dies
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<Supachikn> Demigoat, you and i are onthe same wavelength
<Supachikn> or at least frequency
<Demigoat> if you and I were ethernet cards attached to a hub our frames would never collide!
<Supachikn> if you and i were polarised light waves we'd be fuckin lazer beams!
<Demigoat> Turtles, The - So Happy Together.mp3
<Demigoat> I <3 supa
<Supachikn> i less than three you too, demi
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<Supachikn> i'm on bash.org
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<Kasugai> Neu[Mann], so is C_Rdd working on a template, or should I?
<Smerdyakov> Oh, yes, let's be careful not to DUPLICATE THE 10 MINUTES OF WORK
<Smerdyakov> That would RAPE THE UNIVERSE BY ITS VERY SEAMS OF EXISTENCE
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<SkyKing> freudian whip
<SkyKing> i mean slip
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<falc> i now declare 'oat' to mean 'on another topic', please update your geeky brains immediately
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* moktod attempts to disapear from work, like a fart in the wind
<moktod> fuck, i think they smelled me, my boss is coming over
* moktod hides under desk
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(m-femme): my ass is too big for hotpants haha
(m-femme): its my muscle...i have too much ass muscle..
([olly]): stop using it to talk then
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<shigelojoe>Y'know, the NAACP is always complaining about how black unemployment is up half the time
<shigelojoe>but if you think about it, the last time there were no unemployed black people in America, they didn't have benefits to go with it
<shigelojoe>like freedom, for instance
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* sellout is always on the fence -- stay in Canada, go back to the US. I think it's just inertia that's keeping me here right now. Well, that and weed. Which has a high coefficient of friction.
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<SDShadoW> A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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<Killzig> you guys want to hear something fucked up i did at work today, which I blame all of you for -- by the way
<Killzig> I faxed a quote to a client and wrote "K THX BYE" on the bottom
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<Enygma> I love japanese text without the support for it. I feel like Im reading a bunch of cheat codes.
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(cheese) You know why you NEVER have sex first thing in the morning?
(cheese) You ever PEAEEEL open a grilled cheese sandwich?
* cheese pulls his hands apart slowly making squishy noiuses
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(+kevin) GOD DAMNIT. WHY DO I HAVE A HABIT OF TOUCHING MY PENIS WHILE I'M SITTING IN A COMPUTER CHAIR?!?!
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<never> hey... question......
<never> i'm new to irc stuff and i'm trying to download mp3's through it
<never> know of any good servers? i've come up with irc.dal.net but that's it
<never> k thanks
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<[Knob]> So anyway, I was in this pub yesterday night, and there was music playing. So my friend suddenly says to me "This is good music to jerk off to" I'm like "What the fuck?" and he goes "Yeah, doesn't everyone have a song that they jerk off to?" - And while he said that, the music was turned off and he screamed it throughout the entire pub. Everyone was looking mighty strange at me...
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<heroofhyr> Japan, China and South Korea team up to plan an operating system to rival Microsoft Windows.
<heroofhyr> man i can't wait to try Rindows
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<Looney> godammit I d/led the wrong atlantis ep!
<Unruly> upload it and ask for a refund
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<@David> All of these kernel panics make this computer more secure.
<@David> The machine can't be hacked when it's down.
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Sanjuro Makabe: btw remember what you made up about something like the 7 layer protocol of the network or something?
Sanjuro Makabe: application, presentation, session, transport, network, datalink, physical
Sanjuro Makabe: i remember you made up something nasty to remember those by...i forgot what it was
Saem: a pussy so tight no dick penetrates
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<anial8r> you know what? KFC is ONE letter yes ONE letter away from fuck.
<anial8r> i have just thought of their next motto
<anial8r> KFC! the only thing missing is U!
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castuslumen: whats the name of those hats that Green Berets wear?
foranzan: are you being stupid on purpose?
foranzan: you are officially the Rolls Royce of stupid.
#667868 +(881)- [X]
<demonotaku_> hate when you fall asleep and your cat jumps on your keyboard
<Facemaker> Yeah, they always talk about you on irc behind your back
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<Hybridfusion> i found out last week that if you see a big black man who works for BFI (garbage truck / pickup company)
<Hybridfusion> dont ask him if BFI stands for "big fucking idiot"
<Volte> did he say "why as a matter of fact it does and id appreciate if you didnt call attention to it thanks"
<Hybridfusion> he threw a metal pipe at me and i ran like a motherfucker
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<recursive> If being an idiot was illegal, it would probably be easier to keep the criminals outside the jails and use them as fortresses.
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(lawl_) i like my women how i like my wine, 5 years old
(DevilsX) I like women the way I like my filesystem
(DevilsX) FAT and 16
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<Taki> I swear I just took a dump with well defined anatomical features
<Taki> a long smooth tail and a bunch of little hardened pellets making up a complex head
<Taki> I didn't want to flush it, it's probably the closest thing I'll have to a son
<bryant> I think in the 3 days I've seen you in this channel you've done a better job keeping me in school and off drugs than every authority figure I've met in my entire life.
<Taki> I do what I can