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#3835 +(684)- [X]

<Rajio> my friend's such a bastard, he wouldn't let me get my quarter's worth with VF4, challenged me just for the sake of beating me :P then he did the same with tekken, but then i wipped paul out and owned his ass :P
<toNe> Rajio: paul? is that like a nickname for it?

#5883 +(475)- [X]

<illz> "hypothetical ?: your best friend is seeing somebody. shes not around,
          he wants to fuck you and comes on to you. do you fuck him?"
<defz> wait
<defz> are you a guy?

#6695 +(205)- [X]

<BlznAzn> i find it kinky to use my cock as a probe tool to remove lint between the toes of a foot thats been inside a work boot all day
<pagan> you must like to have Athlete's Cock

#6886 +(25)- [X]

[Topic    ] Synoptica changes topic to '[ madwoota != sober ]'
[madwoota ] since i have only to quote 2 lines from a .log file to change all your opinions, wonder hwat i couljd get insteae

#7329 +(372)- [X]

<fiXie> me have black eye :(
<ArioZ`> from whats?
<heartz> hah, inept cocksucking of course

#8060 +(189)- [X]

<Floach> It's pretty well known that your brain continues to function for quite a bit after decapitation
<Bitstorm> the mame board is proof of that

#8934 +(189)- [X]

<@kt> i'm going to put icey hot on my nipples again
<@kt> bye

#9496 +(110)- [X]

<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> fuck yes 
<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> my ace of base is done downloading

#10058 +(373)- [X]

<eV`Zenoge> Isn't herpies food?
<eV`Zenoge> like chocolate
<eV`Zenoge> wait a minute
<eV`Zenoge> thats hershes

#10793 +(97)- [X]

<CrushWork> hes got that "im a barbarin caveman who eats snails and says ooga booga" style look to him
<Jed> "I'm a barbarian caveman that eats snails, says ooga booga and lays cable for a living"

#13731 +(265)- [X]

<Otto[half-a-always]> I made AI smarter than George W. Bush with 47 events

#15822 +(354)- [X]

<evilpie> P.S. oblique, since both you and your girlfriend live with your parents, how in the fuck do you manage to bang her?
<jre> It wasn't so much of a bang as a dull thud."

#18437 +(642)- [X]

<rastie> i teached my kid sister a good lesson
<Murdock> I'm guessing it wasn't an english lesson..

#20152 +(169)- [X]

<Cryptomancer> If they want to prove that mp3's hurt CD sales, yeah, CD's that can't be ripped into MP3's won't sell. :)

#22380 +(351)- [X]

<Oenr> why doesn't anyone like him?
<Extre[-x]> he's gay as shit
<ZeroContent> and a fagmonkey.
<Extre[-x]> i try to explain to him how bad he acts like a dick and he doesnt understand it
<ZeroContent> damn fagmonkies.
<Extre[-x]> ZeroContent you dont like him ??
<ZeroContent> who?

#33600 +(41)- [X]

<squid> I mean, why pay for the cow, when the sex is free?
<anju> it wasn't so bad, but i wouldn't wanna do it again

#34231 +(310)- [X]

<signine> i walk into work wearing a hawaiian shirt, with pink hair, wearing paint-covered shoes, a server is down, stuff is happening that sucks and is causing massive fallout and my job is probably in danger
<signine> and what do i get from my coworkers?
<signine> "nice shirt, where'd you get it?"

#34346 +(149)- [X]

* moeser looks you up and down   
* moeser whistles   
<moeser> nice transfer rates... yow!

#34410 +(247)- [X]

<wuntvor> One thing I've noticed is that actual knowledge and certifications are inversely proportional.

#35884 +(691)- [X]

<@FlatFace> dude, im fucked up. i got a cd case and i not only forgot what i was gonna get, but
<@FlatFace> .....

#36163 +(204)- [X]

<destru> tv just told me i could get a correspondence degree in gunsmithing
<destru> does that really seem like a good idea?

#36265 +(386)- [X]

<cherno> midori will pay,
<cherno> somehow, i will find his family,
<cherno> and make hamburgers out of them
<cherno> and make him eat them!
<cherno> and then i will say
<cherno> "midori, would you like some more of your mother?, i mean beef"
<cherno> but it will really be his mother

#45801 +(209)- [X]

* Sunblade slowly turns insane.
* Tron is already quite mad.
* Lion-O starts to feel quite at home :-)

#47326 +(204)- [X]

<Ranzer> Mish``: btw what kinda connection you on? i dont wanna be laggin you too much ;]
<Torka> Mish`` is Mish_@andover.net * Mish
<Ranzer> and..?
<Ranzer> i dont even know what andover.net is
<paradon> Ranzer: andover.net is the "big evil corporate" that owns slashdot, sourceforge, newsforge, freshmeat, etc, iirc.
<Ranzer> paradon: ah, so it has more bandwidth than god?
<tristan_> pretty much :>

#47327 +(668)- [X]

<Killrbyte> HAHAHA.  My Dad just told me that once when he was in school he took a blank tape, recorded someone screaming about 30 minutes into it, and put it in a tape player and pressed Play right before the end of class.  Then he left it there so during the next class, they suddenly hear a loud scream in the middle of class from this damn tape player.

#49298 +(272)- [X]

<Tetsubo> ever wish you could just start life over cause you didn't know what to do the first time around and messed it all up?
<Tetsubo> why doesn't real life have a tutorial mode?

#49446 +(287)- [X]

<radiohead> hey emp
<radiohead> http://www.stileproject.com/hotty.html
<Emperor3D> i'd fuck her
<photons> hahah
<Emperor3D> and cum on her tummy and face.
<photons> did you go all the way down..
<photons> brrwwahahaha
<radiohead> would you cum on her dick too?
<Emperor3D> :(

#50925 +(329)- [X]

[ Genia4 ] one sec i'm looking for the url of the iq test
[ Genia4 ] i want u to do it
**Approximately 8 Minutes Later**
[ Genia4 ] http://www.iqtest.com/
[ @AirRaid ] it took you that long to remember that url?
[ @AirRaid ] FOR AN IQ TEST?

#52515 +(391)- [X]

<trashcan> studpid email
<trashcan> Subject:Massive Cocks, 14 inch cocks ripping open tight teen cunt holes
<trashcan> WHO thinks of these things
<PhD> i heardly think world health organization has time to think up of spam email titles

#55937 +(147)- [X]

<geth> everyday is your birthday when the candles are lodged in your asshole

#82136 +(134)- [X]

<Kevin> dont you hate when yer penis hits the power button when yer jerking off?

#89279 +(349)- [X]

<Kethry> lost: one grip. Fits my reality.

#91014 +(172)- [X]

<MuadDib> To a certain degree I am, come on its the internet I can be whatever I want
<Thalamasa> Except, apparently, a person of intellect
<Thalamasa> <.<

#106459 +(39)- [X]

<caze> SCO ought to be sued for suing

#136365 +(241)- [X]

<+Jenda_away> javascript:OpenPortalContentWin(110714,%20400,%20550,%20'110714_dragracer.swf',%20'DragRacer%20v2');
<@contagious> Not sure that link is gunna werk;]
<+Jenda_away> www.javascript:OpenPortalContentWin(110714,%20400,%20550,%20'110714_dragracer.swf',%20'DragRacer%20v2');.com
<@contagious> lol
<@contagious> That one either
<+Jenda_away> hmm
<+Jenda_away> fuck you

#137480 +(422)- [X]

<NekoNick> And you claim to be sentient?
<RaZorblade> sentient???????????????????????????????????????????????
<NekoNick> I guess that answers my question.

#181913 +(105)- [X]

<Milo> the karma chameleon is gonna come by one day, give you a fatal illness, and then piss in your mouth

#214954 +(432)- [X]

<RapidX> Hey, was wondering... when buying a fan.. how do you determine if the fan is a fan that blows in air or blows out?

#227855 +(780)- [X]

* MaianAlien goes to reformat other PC.
<Jerec> It's as if a million files suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

#238718 +(271)- [X]

<ShajJee> i am muslim and i never belive on sex
<jackfig> oh, that's good
<Dormir> congrats
<ShajJee> and a muslim can never do sex with anyone
<jackfig> ummm, then why are there so  many of them?

#239701 +(572)- [X]

<skitax> finally
<skitax> i just upgraded to 56k

#253043 +(237)- [X]

<JonyBlaze> u have anyideas why a computer wouldnt boot the slack cd
<drw> good taste?

#408285 +(449)- [X]

<Javin> *I* could put together a flash site that quotes 1000 imaginary people saying they saw a giant space monkey come and throw flammable poo at the pentagon.  Doesn't make it true.

#444977 +(440)- [X]

<@MajorKong> man, it is quiet in here....
<@MajorKong> either you are all asleep in anticipation of tomorrow's feasting.....
<@MajorKong> or I seriously need to buy stock in kleenex.

#449156 +(1013)- [X]

<Kali-I> I'm so 1336!

#533207 +(1839)- [X]

<Metalcore> works now, though
<Metalcore> it's just because I have shitty internet
<Metalcore> fast as hell
<Metalcore> but stable as a refrigerator balanced on a coke bottle
<Metalcore> in hurricane force winds
<Metalcore> on a 45 degree slope
<Metalcore> of teflon

#714532 +(707)- [X]

<Yoggit> No, it sucks, there's all these little kids, and they always try to talk to me.
<leeberace> i like kids
<Yoggit> I like kids, when they're being quiet and not moving.
<leeberace> those are dead kids
<leeberace> that doesn't really count

#737107 +(579)- [X]

<s1um>after meeting a few girls on myspace, i think they need to put a warning on the site that says "objects on screen are larger than they appear"

#759323 +(257)- [X]

<Bane|Gone> that's ok...i had a dream once that a friend came over in the morning and was stabbing me in the nutsack.  then i woke up and it turned out that a spring in my mattress had broken and was poking through.

#853555 +(4056)- [X]

<Taki> I swear I just took a dump with well defined anatomical features
<Taki> a long smooth tail and a bunch of little hardened pellets making up a complex head
<Taki> I didn't want to flush it, it's probably the closest thing I'll have to a son
<bryant> I think in the 3 days I've seen you in this channel you've done a better job keeping me in school and off drugs than every authority figure I've met in my entire life.
<Taki> I do what I can

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