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<doobedoobedoo> You know what's funny?
<doobedoobedoo> That's probably a word in welsh.
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<amoeba> it's like Beverly Hills 188.8.131.52
#5378 +(28)- [X]
<offwYtE> noWay man, tha tis a wikked statement
<offwYtE> well i thought it was
<offwYtE> maybe not sure what it means now
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<@meiso> ftp: 80921107 bytes received in 87.26Seconds 927.40Kbytes/sec.
<@meiso> man this modem turbo booster really helps
#8283 +(410)- [X]
<Silent|Study> These Christian rock ads on tv are so pathetic
<Silent|Study> Its like they assume people are going to suddenly think "OMG! JESUS! I never knew!
#11981 +(421)- [X]
<oreth> Jay and silent bob said the f-word 227 times
<huzyrdadi> in all five films?
<@Breathe> I think he means just in the trailer.
#16040 +(274)- [X]
<orion> i HATE
<orion> the beastie boys.
<Amanda_> Their talent is INTERGALACTIC
<Amanda_> Saying you hate them is a form of SABOTAGE
<Amanda_> GIRLS are always huge fans
<Amanda_> Looks like you need some BRASS MONKEY
#17345 +(100)- [X]
<Mal> dom: hey, when are you gonna put the MMM pics up? or did you not recieve any yet? :]
<kinzillah> Mal: why do you want pictures of men in boxers?
<Mal> kinzillah: because I was one of them :]
#18237 +(258)- [X]
<afhersn> I'm a trojan infected computer set to spam. I got this way because I went to a p0rn site someone messaged me. I'm an idiot. Find an IRCop and get me klined please!
#20309 +(-3)- [X]
<frash> STFU you candy coating lil spin doctor
#20507 +(314)- [X]
#27690 +(802)- [X]
<Dragon-Beast> Yoshi's Story
<Dragon-Beast> so so so easy
<lazz|away> well it wasnt exactly aimed at older gamers
<Dragon-Beast> I know that, but I can't figure out how pregnant women are supposed to get the controller past the cervix so Nintendo can reach its target audience.
#34118 +(15)- [X]
<treepop> ok fire alarm is over
<treepop> I"M ALIVE!!!!
<treepop> so what I type to view my kernal???
#34477 +(262)- [X]
<STUDYIuG_4_PreCal> everyone type /clear so i can hide my shame
#34966 +(255)- [X]
<Sede> That's a big word.. does it mean 'blowjob'?
<Potato> I thought that was "affection".
<Nyphur> Affection, Blowjob, same thing, isn't it?
<Potato> That's how I was raised.
#36489 +(688)- [X]
<Edge> Sense we're going to be using all the correct grammer and everything.
<Jon> And the word is grammar.
<Edge> Since isn't a word
#36622 +(-91)- [X]
<+timmo> i uploaded 146mb yesterday
<+RushMore> i have downloaded 1,174.19mb in 1day 4hours
<+Kuro_> that's 1.68kbps, timmo
<+Kuro_> for 24 hours
<+Kuro_> not too fast, but persistent like a nigger trying to get out of a well
#42874 +(221)- [X]
<alakahil> hmm: FBI AND CIA ARE LOOKING AT YOU
<Mother> so what's new?
<alakahil> some new type of spam
<alakahil> next i will havespam from fbi
<alakahil> "we are looking for you"
<alakahil> "how big your salary should be?"
<alakahil> where have all those "enlarge your penis" and "look, i'm naked" have gone?
<Mother> oh they still come in every now and then
<Mother> had I answered all of them Neil Armstrong could walk to the moon on my penis
#43662 +(1008)- [X]
<MattV> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, and F are the letters for bra sizes?
<MattV> If you've wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it's about time you were informed!
<MattV> A- Almost boobs
<MattV> B- Barely there
<MattV> C- Can't complain!
<MattV> D- Damn!
<MattV> DD- Double damn!
<MattV> E- Enormous!
<MattV> F- Fake.
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<wolfstg> I stopped watching wrestling when i got gay.
#46717 +(130)- [X]
<Molson> Yeah...Good idea
<Jouka> Hell bitch the wieght would drop like hell
<Molson> I see it now: Ultra-Diet, lose over 50 pounds in a month
<Molson> Course no where on the bottle tell them they are ingesting tape worm eggs.
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<[ZeRo]luNa-SiN> mmm kpop
<SiX-SiN> ckr lags
<[ZeRo]luNa-SiN> how is KPOP fucking 2nd and 4th
<SiX-SiN> i dunno
<SiX-SiN> it would be rap
<SiX-SiN> but niggers dont kno how to use the computer
#52551 +(317)- [X]
<NuttO> "The proposal includes the prohibition of Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, Turck, the House of the Dead, Duke Nukem, Shadowman, Quake, Instinct Killer, Doom, the Legacy of Kain, Street Fighter and Perfect Dark."
<NuttO> I'm sure they'll see a drop in violent crimes in twenty years thanks to this ban.
<Cordelia> and in 30 years, Asia Minor will defeat Oceana
#55718 +(222)- [X]
<woops> people without porn invent stuff like computers or solve world hunger
#57170 +(93)- [X]
<jayscrib> I'm hosting a few websites, how can I enable people to connect and edit their sites? FTP is a no-go, and telnet wont work will it? The server is a win98 box (and a lil note: I have a router to go through)
<LilWashu> youre hosting websites for people on a win98 machine?
<LilWashu> good luck
#58473 +(191)- [X]
<voidnull> Computers destroyed my life. Today when my mum told me to get up, I asked her for the password.
#61348 +(814)- [X]
<Bruns> I got used to people calling me 'Miss' or 'Maam' on the phone when doing support
<Bruns> then they apologize like crazy after I tell them my name
<Bruns> "Oh, I'm sorry sir. Its just that..."
<Bruns> "...That I sound like a girl. I know. Thanks for reminding me."
#65677 +(552)- [X]
[12:10] <KeeperX> Uptime: 1w 6d 30m 27s 74ms
[12:10] <KeeperX> that is what you can do with windows uptime, boys and girls.
[12:54] <KeeperX> HOLY SHIT, THE COMPUTER'S ON FIRE!
#72879 +(119)- [X]
<willo> how the hell do you submit sites to google anymore
<ogw-iii> google for it
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<Callick> Thanks a ton man..
<Yoss> no big deal
<Yoss> sending to a 56k is like peeing in the ocean
#80565 +(352)- [X]
<Surge> so if I say http:// I get kicked?
<Hodge> only if you join the channel and the first thign you say within a set time limit of joinig is an url
<Hodge> so when people join a channel and go
<Hodge> www.hotsexyfatwomenwithdildosupthereasses.com GOOD FUCKING PRON EYAH CLICK CLICK
<Hodge> i ban them
<Hodge> I advise nobody clicks that btw
<Hodge> _just in case_
<Insane^> I hope to god that doesn't exits.
<Berger> It doesn't.
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<astromash> why is bush bombing iraq
<NAKAHARA> He Can't Find Afghanistan.
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<hein> I LOVE LAURA
<laura> Are you drunk, hein.
<hein> off of love
<laura> sad, drunk off yourself.
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<Iconoplast> why do people insist in distributing things in real audio format?
<cowofdoom> because they love Hitler.
<Iconoplast> that's what i was thinking.
#94177 +(311)- [X]
<Darth-Phenom> Hmm, good RPG's coming out of Russia
<Squinky> Food Quest 7?
#106805 +(641)- [X]
<gromky> I used to like to go to #deaf and ask if anyone was trading MP3's.
<gromky> Still do, once in a while, for old times' sake.
#127406 +(722)- [X]
<hitman> I met some dude at the last meet
<hitman> and I'm like
<hitman> "do you ever go on irc?"
<hitman> and he's like
<hitman> "I did once, but this dude hitman kept talking smack"
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<AL9000> my fatty little brother is pissed b/c I wrote "treadmill" on his Christmas list
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<sincere> there was a huge protest here
<sincere> i walked out into the middle of it
<sincere> i was like
<sincere> get away hippies
<sincere> im only trying to get to the liquor store
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<VeryMuchS> I have been looking for some fucking old school Are You Afraid Of The Dark
#295862 +(1277)- [X]
<Anomaly> There's this one guy in my comp diag class who I've started holding up a folder or paper or something when I'm talking to him just to get him to look me in the eye
<Zero> boobs: a breasting and a curse
<Zero> a BLESSING and a curse
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<Casualty-> i did weed once, fuck that shit
<Casualty-> and pot once
<CAL-bf|Russ> Weed was amazing
<eI|Katie> weed = pot
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<Casualty-> not pot
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<`Sesshomaru> can i have a bullet
<CH> only if it comes out the muzzle
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<EventHorizon> is it just me or does our prof wear sweaters alot?
<swtaarrs> that's a sweatshirt
<EventHorizon> i think sweatshirt extends sweater though
<EventHorizon> so its still an instance
<DroolingSheep> no it doesn't sweaters suck
<swtaarrs> you're an instance of stupid
<EventHorizon> ur an instance of ur mom
<ChixLoveUnix> I implemented your mom last night.
<EventHorizon> i extended ur mom so bad she threw an exception
<EventHorizon> or something
<swtaarrs> if your mom were a collection class, her insert method would be public
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<Gargoyle> seriously, between dance dance whatthefuck, singstar, and now this, what the fuck is actually wrong with asian people?
<Gargoyle> I blame the americans, after all the japanese people are the only ones to have ever been nuked
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<Jesus> The guy does not understand the concept of the "Shift" key
<Noser> the what key/
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<krad89> Why do black people wear pants so low?
<krad89> Spell saggin backwards.
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narutomegafan: If I become next hitler type figure, I'll make sure you get high rank.
Pilotheplane: I call the jews
Pilotheplane: u can have the blacks
narutomegafan: Sounds good.
narutomegafan: That'll get us money and weapons
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< Sousaphone> Hey, if I'm dead, yet still here, that makes me a sysadmin zombie!
< Sousaphone> And I'm doing power cable documentation and labeling today :-D
< daven> fun
< Sousaphone> Maaaaaaaaaiiiiiinnsss
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<Sheppard`> Anyone know a good socks wrapper class?