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#49 +(2001)- [X]

<TheFlux> give me a chick with lips the size of that guy from aerosmith or something
<scarf> why dont you just get the guy from aerosmith

#393 +(260)- [X]

<joshieboi> - i thought speed racer was the car

#430 +(258)- [X]

<Jarvik7> wonder if they'll have a 'real life' type show, but with people in a rom channel

#865 +(121)- [X]

<BWieRDMaN> which one is the gay euro?
<scar-> <-

#1335 +(19)- [X]

<lizx_:#916> i hsaid U becaude i am ficked up

#1581 +(-32)- [X]

<n|ghtOUT> my gf can smoke cigarettes with her pussy

#2683 +(47)- [X]

<PolestaR> nah you can survive short periods
<PolestaR> in space
<PolestaR> but its cold isnt it aswell
<PolestaR> I donno for sure

#3432 +(419)- [X]

<grifferz> I love vim so much
<grifferz> pets can die, women will fuck you over
<grifferz> but vim's love is pure
* ben moves away
<grifferz> vim is truly a man's best friend
* IZS calls for the men in white coats

#3604 +(368)- [X]

(snpr^): 1337 = l33t = leet = elite = ghey

#5926 +(24)- [X]

<k|aNk> everyone loves phillipino women
<Acidfreak> i prefer tai or chinese women on philipinos
<k|aNk> i heard somewhere philipino women can contort theyre bodies into all kids of positions for sex
<k|aNk> especially when they wear those big hoop earings, theyre good for sticking their ankles through

#6616 +(442)- [X]

<@Jon^D> I used to pop on IRC at 13:37 for the pure novelty of it
<@Jon^D> and I'm not a loser

#7127 +(129)- [X]

*** Mezoth|work was kicked by Avie_work (the last guy that said, "I think you know what I want" to me ended up in the hospital. FOR SIX MONTHS.)

#7284 +(402)- [X]

( Fuzzy     ) this one chick could type 80wpm at 95% acc
( Fuzzy     ) i'm watching her type going "i bet she'd give nice hand jobs"

#10208 +(193)- [X]

<lo-d0gg> man.. these quotes are funny as!
<Ho-Train> what server/channel are you on?
<lo-d0gg> uhm, no channels.. www.geekissues.org
<Ho-Train> dammit! i can't connect..
<Ho-Train> [12:03:15am] *** Connecting to geekissues.org (6667)
<Ho-Train> [12:03:24am] *** Connection attempt timed out
<Ho-Train> [12:03:27am] *** Connect retry #1 geekissues.org (6667)
<Ho-Train> [12:03:36am] *** Connection attempt timed out

#10928 +(33)- [X]

<Methical> i need to get a 100 gig HD just for samples, then another 100 gig so that i cna back up everything
<Entomorph> methical, I'll give you something that's 100 gig
<thePoizon> hehe
<thePoizon> ento swingin with ol' lazy thunder again
<Entomorph> 'ol lazy thunder?
<Entomorph> more like milimeter peter

#11229 +(13)- [X]

<Bismarck> i recently decided that bsd is dead because it cannot hope to survive when it gives away it's IP with no protections whatsoever.

#11573 +(900)- [X]

<Amit> I was going to commit seppuku but I accidentally commited bukakke

#11801 +(40)- [X]

<medic> I'll buy your car for a dollar
<dan_> for a dollar I wouldn't let you wash my car

#12752 +(18)- [X]

<sneak> do you use gnutella?
<satman> no i use mirc

#13340 +(227)- [X]

<Ludwig> thats amazing, how a company can charge you extra for what you shoulda gotten originally
<Ludwig> its like buying a hamburger, getting the buns only, then having to pay more for the meat
<@Gaile[diinet]> Ludwig, you're wrong, clear and simple
<Ludwig> only thing clear and simple is getting through your panties
*** Ludwig was kicked by Gaile[diinet] (Gaile[diinet])

#14300 +(793)- [X]

Phantbert> I work at a pizza place
Phantbert> and the smallest size pizza is called a 6-inch
Phantbert> so yesterday
Phantbert> I actually uttered the phrase
Phantbert> "I have a six inch sausage."

#14374 +(250)- [X]

<@jaffy> how the fuck does my moniter get so dirty, its like some cunt eats his meals off it while im asleep

#14648 +(14)- [X]

<pandz>the computer guy at the store told me to flash my bios...i says to him flash this...

#22085 +(549)- [X]

Captain: well that is half true, the environment is a problem, and recycling does help but so does killing fascists yeah
Captain: so i say why stop at one
Captain: do both
panckreous: but killing fascists gets you arrested for.... whats the charge called
panckreous: oh ya
panckreous: assassinating the president

#33763 +(34)- [X]

<qrg> i used to buy books when my parents were paying

#37780 +(140)- [X]

<femakita> I'm fuckable! I deserve bling!

#39423 +(52)- [X]

<Lacer> what's a good newsgroup browser
<Zell750> uhh i dunno
<Zell750> ive always got news at cnn

#50873 +(186)- [X]

Christian[LG]: install windows ME or take cyanide, which is the better suicide option ?
Mouce: ME
True|Fogge: ME makes you take cyanide
kronny: nah cyanide, it dont take over an hour to take effect

#50972 +(216)- [X]

<Bliss|CS> anyone got a good server
<Threeboy> for webhosting? yeah i do.
<Bliss|CS> free?
<Threeboy> no, i said GOOD.

#52063 +(165)- [X]

*** VirginUmboo has joined #html
<VirginUmboo> lo
<VirginUmboo> how do i gret a shocwave file in my html?
* Anapaest googles for "gret"
*** VirginUmboo has left #html

#60523 +(1136)- [X]

<fcastle> 10101010
<fcastle> 10110011
<fcastle> 1100102
<snooz> GAAAAH

#80511 +(476)- [X]

<zdog> Cuz you're stupid.
<boo> ah, the crux of Internet Debate.

#106787 +(2440)- [X]

<Supra87T> aw, for shits sake!
<Snipa> what?
<Supra87T> remember sarah? well, the other night we fucked, and now i have to get tested for aids.
<Snipa> Think positive
<Supra87T> fuck you man, thats not even funny

#136444 +(483)- [X]

<NeroMan> "Queer Eye For A Straight Guy" would be better if at the end of the episode the five gay guys combined into a giant one
<MattW> I'll form the ARM
<Karva> I want to be the crotch
<NeroMan> "I'll give the head"
<NeroMan> I mean.. form the head.

#137549 +(321)- [X]

<WoobiE> hey.. i see me in that pic!
<WoobiE> hooray for me
<jimiw> your mum must be proud
<WoobiE> yep
<WoobiE> doesnt explain why she beats me and tells me i destroyed the family though

#167145 +(234)- [X]

<@maroo> I jumped off a bridge into a river once... they asked me what I was doing... I told them I was LARPing a fish.

#170408 +(1341)- [X]

< relnev> cool, this 8-page pdf has 3 pages intentionally left blank
< relnev> that's like a big waste of e-trees

#231241 +(337)- [X]

<+Allahkat> Or say that you heard a rumour about some gays having the female reproductive organs taken out of their dyke friends, and insterted into their ass, so they CAN reproduce.
<+Allahkat> Or something as stupid as that.
<+Allahkat> See how many fall for it.
<@asshat> thats genius
<@asshat> imagine having a uterus in your ass
<@asshat> you could totally poop a kid out
<@bunnieWork> shit a kid.
<@bunnieWork> a shitday instead of a birthday.
<@asshat> then you have the right to call them little shits

#238133 +(434)- [X]

<Gandalf> at least you arent typical of most yanks here who hear the word africa and automatically think we drive elephants to work
<Dinxy> no you drive black people to work

#253352 +(119)- [X]

<diminishe> Anyone wanna help me debug some code?
<PreZ> diminishe, do you have a specific problem?
<diminishe> well, its more like pseudo code

#308197 +(358)- [X]

(%b0x) there used to be this song by Genesis that said "Jesus knows me, and he knows I'm right."
(%b0x) apparently though, i used to go around singing "Jesus knows me, and he knows I'm white!" when I was 5 rofl

#377729 +(133)- [X]

*** 10 points awarded to queen_daisy33. 'carb': (1+1+1+2)x2.
jesus_onacracker: haha
queen_daisy33: woo 10 points
queen_daisy33: take that atkins

#386777 +(471)- [X]

<Abby> nice language
<Abby> you kiss your mother with that mouth?
<nether> no, i kiss yours

#400403 +(3303)- [X]

<SmilinBob> !8ball... what's wrong with my e-mail?
<FarkStats> SmilinBob: Ask again later.
<SmilinBob> !8ball what's wrong with my e-mail?
<FarkStats> SmilinBob: Outlook not so good.

#666214 +(1406)- [X]

#701336 +(620)- [X]

FLEAM0: I had to watch Memoirs of a Geisha with my friend's Japanese exchange student...I kept wondering what I would think if I went to Japan and they showed me a movie called Memories Of A Hooker

#759646 +(221)- [X]

[ + [Adam] ]: MAN
[ + [Adam] ]: I want an arab inflatable sex doll
[ + [Adam] ]: they blow themSELVES up

#761868 +(303)- [X]

<@Rakzor> I hate gravity, it's always keepin me down.

#904636 +(530)- [X]

<jman2050> I'm not a fan of the software direction Sony is taking with the PS3
<jman2050> but the console itself is good
<Davidion> I swear they're just chock full of bad business decisions as of late
* Shinobi_Arsenal (123@dork-F08770BF.dsl.bell.ca) has joined #GA
<Davidion> even when they take a good step forward they can't but help to take one back
<Shinobi_Arsenal> can only be talking about sony
<Davidion> rofl

#946154 +(36)- [X]

<SpaceCadet> BREATHE
<SpaceCadet> in through your nose, slowly exhale through your mouth
<SpaceCadet> BREATHE
<SpaceCadet> BREATHE

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