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<Zardoz> cool. calculated pi to 18 decimal places.
<Trucci> know what would have been cooler?
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* mode [+im] by Lucy
* mode [-im] by Lucy
* Lucy [Lucy@cr854151-a.baol1.on.wave.home.com] has left #gr 
<Lurker> Lucy sneezed on her touchscreen
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<Aboshi> Women. I drive 'em crazy.
<Trinity> crazy = away
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<+brx|> u know whats great about spreadsheets..?
<+brx|> ....NOTHING THEY ARE FUCKING COCKBAGS
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<MissJC2k1> geez, we're porning a perfectly normal conversaporn, and you've gotta bring up porn
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<jewboy613> flooding chan
<jewboy613> man this flood is so bad if u stick around, noah will come rolling in with his arc
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<GoLLuM> my favourite past time is to push little girls off their bikes and sniff the seats.
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<Megaglogue> u guyz come anytime pay me a visit
<Megaglogue> paris is cool during the summer
<Megaglogue> no french peeps around
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<MED1C> i bet they got their degree from the same vending machine
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<Dunrick> My iq is 20/20
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<Kimmay> yeah but these are real ppl: they took me (for free) form an XT to a 386, from a 2400 to a 14.4 from a CGA to an EGA and from DOS 2.1 to 5.0 ALL FREE
<medic> and do these "real" people still use a UNIVAC?
<Kimmay> whats that?
<medic> your next upgrade.
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<dan_> WILL PACKET FOR LS6
<medic> I'll buy your car for a dollar
<dan_> for a dollar I wouldn't let you wash my car
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<Zammbo> If you have young children, avoid purchasing bleach products bearing pictures of Pikachu drinking the bleach.
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<LL-> why did u msg me?
<marry> realy im searching to get married
<marry> can you help me
<LL-> why u wanna get married?
<marry> becuse i dont want to live in gaza
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... signoff!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(Ping timeout)
... join!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(~firstname.lastname@example.org)
<SpamapS> Guess who can't tell the difference between the monitor's power cable and the *firewall*'s power cable?
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<|nLv|Dasyati> a haiku by Dasyati
<|nLv|Dasyati> STFU fag
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<diospadre> NO MORE FINALS
<diospadre> im done.
<BuddyLee> good then go update
<diospadre> no must christmas shop
<BuddyLee> no staff job comes first
<diospadre> no buying stuff comes first cant let the terrorists win
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<Luna`> I need to start getting out there and...
<Luna`> prodding buttocks
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<cyxxwirc> Soui's ass is able to compile C
<cyxxwirc> that is pretty godly
<rogueWRC> not when he core dumps
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<iNoah> "hi, I'm a lisp virus. please read me with an emacs mail reader and eval me."
<moof> (defun email-virus-hook 'my-virus)
<iNoah> s/defun /add-hook '/
<kermit> Noah takes defun out of everything.
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<MelissaGod> lol, I accidentally just flushed the toilet and the pipe for the toilets was off in the basement and mine and everyone elses urine went all over
<MelissaGod> wills parents not happy :(
<MelissaGod> i thought it was funny but i tried my hardest not to laugh
<TheSpatulaOfLove> that's a greeting
<MelissaGod> the people in the basement with mine and everyone elses urine on them were not please
<MelissaGod> ho hum
<MelissaGod> just thought i'd share
<MelissaGod> gotta go match socks...
* MelissaGod has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<Ouroboros> I think it's safe to say that E-van doesn't date her for her intelligence.
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<styx> fera is an old lady?
<+Saiko> yes styx
<styx> you prune
<@PikaChan> i think "prude" would be more accurate :)
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* XellInBlack is now known as Xellchiri
<BloodFromStone> No longer in black?
<Xellchiri> No, still in black
<Xellchiri> just no longer watching MiB
<BloodFromStone> New one, or the first?
<Xellchiri> I want to make my dad take me to see the new one tonight
<Xellchiri> I figure it can be the new hotness to his old & busted
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<Fozzie> why is it so hard to find a good windows font?
<Fozzie> what a craptastic os.
<dithi> you get what you pay for
<Fozzie> you mean the copies you buy are better?
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<GIJosh> do you still have an MP3 server robin?
<GIJosh> same place as before?
<GIJosh> where is it?
<GIJosh> cant connect
<GIJosh> default port?
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<[BDT]Karma> put the chicken mushroom [ramen] outside
<[BDT]Karma> and wait with a club
<[BDT]Karma> maybe a squirrel will come by
<[BDT]Karma> and you will have food for another day
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<mage> it will be nice to be back in america
<sparks> I feel the same way
<sparks> having come from alabama
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@@ SignOff Jericon: (Installing Hotline 1.8 Be back later)
<xmatt> that requires signing off IRC?
<HHunter> Heh.. if it does, I'm not installing it.
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<justin> why does bitchx sound so excited:
<justin> -:- BitchX: Join to #tenet was synched in 1.161 secs!!
<justin> it's like WOW man!!
<asm-X> cz, it's a hot little BitchX?
<asm-X> with nothing but secs!! on her mind
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<sparks> got the house to myself for the evening
<Robert> hehe enjoy ;)
<sparks> guess I'll invite a bunch of friends over and have a party and play rap music
<sparks> by which I mean I'll order a pizza and nair my legs
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<lb-> They kept telling me I couldn't talk to a doctor.
<lb-> I was like "Well, I drank a good amount of my own pee. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A FUCKING DOCTOR."
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<MikEE-Boy> shit. girls in #mp3rave are like gum in elementary school. you
bring some for yourself, you better have one for everybody.
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<Pirelli> ooo thats what i want to buy, a computer made by company whose ceo meets
a cow in a secret place every night
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<boy_scout> Open up fucking IE you lazy bastard
<ima`> i don't know how to open IE any other way
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<verb`> baby blue pumas are guy shoes?
<molesto> i might not know how to dress, but i know how not to invite a serial assfucking by the entire crew of an aircraft carrier
<Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color
<molesto> <Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color
<verb`> any color preceded by baby is a girl color
<molesto> i'll pretend you didn't say that
<Twilo`> dude u serious?
<molesto> any colour preceded by baby gets you on the paedophile register
<Twilo`> u stuck in the 90's?
<molesto> no i'm stuck back in the days when people that wore shoes like that didn't have anuses like exit wounds
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<neritz> you're not canadian are you?
* Oozeman stops mid-sip
<perfekt> no, sadly, i'm a nebraskan ;(
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<Rann-chan> Er, sorry. ^^;
<Reddjango> at least we know you can count to 3 ^_^
<Gary> And like a C programmer, too. :)
<Rann-chan> Of course I can. That's the number of guys a girl can take without using her hands, right? n.n
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<@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :)
<@tag> no wires, no external power
<@tag> just IS
<@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses
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<jaydogg14!#devart> is anyone here from europe and hate americans, please msg me for this damn homework i gotta do
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<molesto> damn, i submitted "black pride" to oxymoron.com and they didn't accept it
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<Normandy> I like Pixie's spelling late at night
<Pixie_Pete> kick Normandy SUHT PU 0F0!!!11
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<@wyrd> ok if ya female hot n horny and live with a hours drive away from me ..... come over to my place in 2hrs
<@NeoMatriX> why 2 hours?
<@wyrd> the priest is here and i'm repenting
<@wyrd> ße ßack În Â ßit
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<Phuser> now theres a soon to be guest nick if i ever saw one
*** susan is now known as Guest70397
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<Gabooz> I wouldn't say I'm a geek
<Steve> You live at a computer, and claim you know your IP, but not your home phone #
<Steve> You're a geek
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<MAC_OS_X> why is everybody an asshole on here?
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<Xyonz> there are gay girls in my class that use me to get porn for them
<Xyonz> which i find amusing
<Xyonz> since i hardly look at porn
<_rb> are they hot?
<Xyonz> not by most people's standards, but i'd say they are
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<blitzoid> Goddamn... skid marks on underwear are bad, but you know you've been sitting for too long when you see them on your chair.
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<Tribespr0n> oh wait
<Tribespr0n> i have an 80 gig drive full of porn
<Tribespr0n> i need to hook that up
<Tribespr0n> Dude at work, brought in an 80 gig drive full of asian porn
<Tribespr0n> this drive is part of a raid array
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<mertine> at least he didn't get KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL for STABBING A TEACHER WITH A POCKETKNIFE BOOZ
<melvin> booz stabbed a teacher???
<Gabooz> HE STARTED IT
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<oreth> Jay and silent bob said the f-word 227 times
<huzyrdadi> in all five films?
<@Breathe> I think he means just in the trailer.