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#11386 +(544)- [X]

[00:45] [@{Defenderz}] WTF THE FUCK?

#11389 +(254)- [X]

<Cu-Ius> 'in an interview recently Keith Richards intimated that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards, said that kids should not do drugs. Keith, we can't do any more drugs, because you already fucking did them all. We have to wait until YOU die, then smoke your ashes"

#11391 +(611)- [X]

<Dark_Brood> #define sizeof(x) rand()
<Rangsk> you can do that?
<Dark_Brood> Yup
<Catafriggm> OMFG!
<Catafriggm> That's disgusting!

#11393 +(460)- [X]

<Dark_Brood> Next thing Mac will do is introduce the 1 button keyboard, you type by morsing the ASCII codes of the letter you want to write

#11395 +(310)- [X]

<dine-sa> no it won't MoP, amusment park jobs actually suck
<dine-sa> I had a friend who worked at six flags all summer.
<SA-MoP> dine had a friend! *dies* :D
<SA-Metathrom> Hehe
<dine-sa> :P it was before I had a modem
<SA-MoP> lol ok

#11397 +(352)- [X]

<zx64> ducktape is merely a physical manifestation of regexps

#11402 +(38)- [X]

<Nova> Damn that chick is so hot ill e-mail her
<Orion> Dude thats playboy.com you fool!

#11410 +(323)- [X]

<+Shaym> i progress in my VC++ learning :)
<+Shaym> hey
<+GoodScrat> baby shaym
<+Shaym> my boss want to make skinnables apps
<+stereo> hehe
<+Shaym> is it hard to do it ?
<+GoodScrat> Shaym, Where did you learn engish on the back of a gum wrapper?
<+Shaym> excuse me for my poor "engish" ;)

#11415 +(132)- [X]

<wolfwork> her zip drive was broken because HSE HAD NO ZIP DISK TO PUT IN IT
<NOCKY> that's just poor design, isn't it
<NOCKY> (is what the dumby guy here says whenever computers dont work for him because hes dumb)

#11416 +(141)- [X]

<NOCKY> OMFG
<NOCKY> I JUST WENT TO GET THINGI PRINTED OUT
<NOCKY> AT THE COLOR PRINTER
<NOCKY> AND SOMEONE ELSE PRINTED
<NOCKY> A CHUCK E CHEESE COUPON
<NOCKY> AND BETTER YET IT WAS ALL PIXELLATED AND SHITTLY LOOKING
<wolfwork> astounding

#11418 +(197)- [X]

<SirPrux> My heart bleeds a bittersweet syrup, coating my mind as one would embrace the fury of nuclear fusion with lead.

#11422 +(551)- [X]

<hobophobic> cant be fucked going to the toilet
<hobophobic> i reckon i'll piss out the window
<hobophobic> brb - pissing out my window
<Mr_J_Beam_1981> lol
<hobophobic> brb - pissed on my window
<Syncope> Yeah you gotta open it first
<hobophobic> :(

#11424 +(46)- [X]

<]CkB[Ireckon> OMG...I found a KrissKross/Britney Spears mix

#11427 +(741)- [X]

<DannyBoy> Hey CB, do you have any old website interface templates laying around that you have no use for? =8)
<Cowboy_w3rk> er
<Cowboy_w3rk> <html><body>insert content</body></html>
<Cowboy_w3rk> there ya go
<DannyBoy> wonderful
<DannyBoy> hey, that looks like shit

#11428 +(393)- [X]

<antix> i have a poem
<Lulu> share
<antix> its call "an irc life"
<antix> my bandwidth
<antix> i lag... i lag
<antix> i die....
<antix> the end
<fluxz0r> that was so touching

#11433 +(159)- [X]

<EC> bikeracer doesn't understand biggles 
<fet> no one does 
<biggles> my hairdresser understands me

#11435 +(48)- [X]

<doc> i feel no need to go to canada 
<doc> if i want a taste of canada, i'll drink a canada dry

#11437 +(706)- [X]

<ccc> The next time you're having a bad day, imagine  this: You're a Siamese twin.  Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay and you're not. But you only have one ass.

#11439 +(588)- [X]

<adr> if kashmir gets nuked we won't have any soft wool sweaters any more
<TS> thats cashmere you tool

#11442 +(542)- [X]

<dan> what the hell is a ponzi scheme
<brian-w> where you go into a meeting with a leather jacket and go 'Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!'
<brian-w> and they give you money

#11444 +(14)- [X]

<synk> ok
<synk> I know this is a dumb question
<synk> but how do you tell what kind of fish something is
<synk> like bass or northern and stuff

#11455 +(42)- [X]

<Reipin> I do makeit quite obvious I want nothign to do with them
<Reipin> and I have had quite a few call me an asshole
<Reipin> just cause a guy is gay doesn't mean he can't fight back

#11461 +(149)- [X]

<mrunix> WCOME   Ticker symbol has changed to:  WWENT

#11473 +(253)- [X]

<largo`> my client thought an swf extension stood for "single white female"

#11474 +(955)- [X]

<orion> hold on here
<orion> does the cube have a dvd drive?
<Amanda`> It's probably a 12x cdrom
<orion> ><
<orion> insulting the cube is like kicking me in the privates
<orion> i don't know how to eject the cdrom
<Amanda`> drag it to the trash can
<orion> strike two

#11481 +(1759)- [X]

<cave> what does stfu mean??
<nso> shut the fuck up
<cave> sor-ry.. it was a simple question.. no reason to get so mad..

#11485 +(308)- [X]

<jre> I know how to end racism.  It involves a lot of fucking.
<egg> 1st ANNUAL ORGY TO END RACIAL DISCRIMINATION
<Idiotsavant> Usher in the vaunted age of syphilis

#11497 +(1540)- [X]

<jre> There is no profile of a school shooter.  They come from all walks of life, all religions; they listen to different music, have different crowds; they are just random individuals who cannot be determined to be killers until they actually kill.
* jre is now known as SoccerMoms
<SoccerMoms> WE BETTER CENSOR MOVIES, TV, MUSIC, BOOKS, VIDEOGAMES AND THE INTERNET THEN
* SoccerMoms is now known as Politicians
<Politicians> K

#11504 +(798)- [X]

<Kurt> Who would win in a fight, Batman or Jesus?
<jre> Batman
<egg> Batman
<jre> Does Jesus have a Christ-mobile or a utility belt?  NO.

#11506 +(225)- [X]

* Teufel is a moron
<_wEaSeL_> well said
<Teufel> I tore up my room looking for the receipt for my 'broken speakers' to return them; when all I had to do is plug them in

#11507 +(1264)- [X]

<Kurt> I will now make this man disappear!
***Exitium has been kicked by Kurt (Hocus Pocus)
<Kurt> Voila!
<jre> Hey, I saw you palm him and place him in your ass!
<Kurt> THIS SHOW IS OVER!

#11509 +(401)- [X]

<amit> I DO THIS FOR ALLAH!
<FBI> we have Allah in a secure facility

#11512 +(406)- [X]

<Gudrow> I hope I get hired
<jre> wear a miniskirt to the interview
<jre> show some leg and some nutsack

#11516 +(147)- [X]

<Al> Cooties is God's way of punishing straights

#11520 +(1094)- [X]

<jre> If you were a Nazi and had 2 hostages but only 1 bullet, who would you shoot?  Some normal crew-cut soldier or G.I. Joe?
<Gudrow> I'd shoot myself because Nazis are assholes.

#11526 +(1551)- [X]

<futard> IS YOUR NAME
<futard> NICK BECKER?
<strangury> no.
<futard> ok good
<futard> beacuse then you'd be me
<futard> and that'd be awkward

#11530 +(-53)- [X]

<GI_Clutch> I made a mixture of BBQ sauce and water and put it in a spray bottle.  I sprayed a few cats.  They were swarming with flies and other bugs only a few minutes later.  It was pretty funny.

#11532 +(636)- [X]

<jre> God is a racist.  Look in the old testament and you'll find nothing but nationalistic hatred of others.
<JesusGurl> God is not a racist. what racist would have Jews as His chosen people?

#11551 +(316)- [X]

<orion> the cube is but an infant
<orion> soon it will be flexing and thinking about cubettes
<orion> noticing files in weird places
<orion> experiencing new and unusual programs and applications
<Guilty> MY GOD WE MUST KILL IT NOW

#11552 +(586)- [X]

<happy> dude, when will i be able to buy a big gigantic fibre line for like $10/mo?
<jre> You can make one for free if you eat a lot of bran.

#11571 +(382)- [X]

<Hell_Patrol> I wish the girl of my dreams would stop fucking haunting my dreams, I wish death upon the stupid bitch

#11573 +(922)- [X]

<Amit> I was going to commit seppuku but I accidentally commited bukakke

#11577 +(849)- [X]

<Dark_Lord411> hi
<Dark_Lord411> asl
<ShockSMX> no, dsl... you?

#11580 +(202)- [X]

<UberCore> who here wants to participate in a stastical analysis
<UberCore> involving sex, and star wars/star trek

#11587 +(852)- [X]

<arenotelicon> and jason picked it up.  "hello?  *pause*  yeah, she's right here. *glances at me*  thirty-four C."  me:  "thirty-six."  jason:  "thirty-six c.  yeah.  bye."

#11588 +(340)- [X]

<pfk> oh its may 21st..almost time for my bath

#11590 +(569)- [X]

<ShockSMX> I have more important things to do right now than sitting in front of the computer... For example sitting behind the computer, where its safe and nobody will hurt me.

#11593 +(276)- [X]

<Fireklar> Anyone know what could cause a monitor to dim like that besides impending death?
<mig|flurry> fireklar: impending death.
<slurpee> impending death of your eyesight
<mig|flurry> fireklar: capacitors pretending to be resistors.
<Fireklar> DAMN YOU CAPACITORS
<Fireklar> I hate those bastards

#11595 +(179)- [X]

<JohnerSuKt> ok but it wont put people in control of my computer or deleting/altering stuff, just a good ole virus right?

#11597 +(551)- [X]

<bLaKeiMuS_TiReD> i had a dream 2 nights ago that my penis was stuck in the hole of a TDK silver cd and i was really nervous
<jAyVeNoMx> damn dood if my dick fit in a CD hole I'd be nervous too


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