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TheGimpiestBean: i hate people....
EwwDontEatThat: i hate penis
EwwDontEatThat: i mean people
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<Brainded> can anyone help me with a ppp problem?
<mustang> you have a stutter and you're trying to urinate ?
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<darw> where did they drop the hiroshima bomb?
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<clemmy> DarkFader: warning! reading of this line triggers a hidden routine in your brain and you will forget some of the information stored there
<clemmy> DF: it worked, right?
<Costis> cl, ahahahahahahahaha
<DarkFader> what did work?
<clemmy> DF: I knew it would
<Costis> cl, ahahahaha! good joke :D
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<trev-> but guys, he's pushing technology to its limits. hes revolutionizing the internet as we know it
<trev-> you should all be thankful
<spoon> trev- : you fucking consultant
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<latexslut> i bet u are thinking of ur hard rod being teased my this wet slut don't u?
<Godrod> No. I am thinking of filing a restraining order against you to protect my dick from your H.I.V. shit.
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<rworks> But seriously, I wish Steve Jobs would accidentally drag himself to the trash can.
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<carl> Best file compression around: 'DEL *.*' = 100% compression
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<Jag> I think I'm going to print out the Kama Sutra and label it "TFM" so I can leave it laying around work.
<Jag> Not really, but it would be terribly amusing
<ender> Jag: ROFL!
* ender ponders what the lotus position has to do with X tunneling, but honestly, after reading TFM for a couple minutes, all of a sudden I don't really care about X tunneling....
<Jag> Ahh, here's the section on tunnels... oh my.....
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<James> buy a Pentium 4 so you can reboot faster man.
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<Noisedragon> hey chris
<Noisedragon> C H R I S
<Noisedragon> bind h "flickoff"
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<DrTrevorkian> i'm sick of this internet. i'm gonna make my own.
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<SlemJack> diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
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<DOGBALLZ> anyone know how to use warez
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<bler> ronaldo should have been at the dentists and not at the wc final
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* Beerbaron oils up the chainsaw and sharpens his axe
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<Kwyjibo> the vector keeps throwing an exception when using std::vector<Texture*>
<Kwyjibo> when i insert ()
<hanzwurst> throw it back ;)
<Kwyjibo> this would a add a new meaning to the word "class struggle" ;)
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<MpTaNk> my mom was telling me to do a whole bunch of stuff at once and my first thought was to tell her to stop flooding me
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<paul> anyone know what a .ace file is
<moneo> all i know is it beats a .kng
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<darklugia> email@example.com what kind of internet service do you have?<misty11> internet explorer
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<mode> during cyber sex you quiz your partner to see how intelligent they are
<HOTTIE_309> quiz me
<HOTTIE_309> quiz me
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<BiT`> I mastered most of ChanServ's basic commands in just two weeks
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<Pr3tent1ous> If I pretend I'm female
<Pr3tent1ous> can I be an opper?
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<CWO_LEADER_XPUNK> He wants to be klined, I dont wanna know if thats a sexual thing or what
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(@MpTaNk) one time, I wanted to call someone and their number was on my computer, and my first reaction was to cut and paste it to the phone
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mike_afe > Linux manuals should have a section at the end showing a linux geek what to do in the event of sex. Not a complete sex manual but just some basic instructions.
Nikki_afe > 'Leave computer, it is not required'
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Brianetta_afe > There's this other girl, who says she "values out friendship but..."
Brianetta_afe > and this continues:
Brianetta_afe > "... I wish it was more."
Josh_afe > lol, she's talking about your co...oh, never mind.
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<Spengler> you know what?
<Spengler> the matrix would have made a really shit movie if he took the blue pill.
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Nikki_afe > Russian biscuits are nice :)
Snaar_afe > Nikki: hm, i can't remember anything special about them
Snaar_afe > Nikki: i'm not sure if there is such thing as russian buscuits :-)
Snaar_afe > maybe it's just a rebranded dry dogfood :-,
oPless_afe > "russian biscuits" = potatos
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adam_afe > I just got a nice email from the most beautiful woman in the world :~)
adam_afe >Laura!! :-)
Urthworm_afe > what does she say?
adam_afe > err..
adam_afe > "Fuck off and stop emailing me you stupid worthless gimp."
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<HankMcCoy> I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll.
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<Bearsy> hehehe... you dont really NEED pants.. they're just a nice to have
<rik0> i only have them for the pockets
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<Cuthalion> I figured out why I'm not getting mad chixorz.
<Cuthalion> My humours are off. I need more blood and vitriol and less bile and phlegm.
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<rumorf> Any horny ladies from idia?
<micah> Where in the %@!@% is idai?
<dlphoto> It's where idiots are from.
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<Cosmic_Bard> I've been caught masturbating before, by my mom. Dosen't sound quite as bad as that, but it was embarassing nontheless. Ysee, it was to those dancing girls in Duke Nukem 3d. The ones that'll only flash you if you hit the spacebar and duke goes "Wanna Dance?" and "Shake it baby!" I think that's what alerted my mother.
<Cosmic_Bard> So now I always turn the speakers off when I masturbate.
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* Shi-chan beats Tino down
* Shi-chan takes out a spoonn
<Shi-chan> DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS
<ilifin> there is no spoon
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<Cosmic_Bard> King-Bob: You're about as articulate as Johnny cochrane, born an epilleptic claustrophic retard, in a small room with a strobe light.
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<RageATM> im allergic to porn it makes my dick swell
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<Mormi> Fucked my girlfriend up the ass last night...
<Sp[A]rK> no shit...
<Mormi> Well... some..
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<matts> I was on vacation and I saw this casino advertisement on the highway: "LOOSEST $1 SLOTS" and they had a picture of a woman on it and then I realized that this casino ad could be taken the wrong way :P
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<DragonOnna> Roninjoey, Uses of an AOL disk, #68. Earmuffs (glue some fur on one side, then attach a U-shaped piece of bent coathanger to both disks).
<Zibro> DragonOnna, Uses for a shitty script, #58. NOTHING. (ie: no use, so don't use it because it's fucking stupid)
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<a_passerby> I want a :D drive instead of a D: drive
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|wolex| Anyone active at this time?
* nobody is
|wolex| but I need some help
* nobody can help you
|wolex| thanks again
* nobody wants to help you
|wolex| have a great day then
|wolex| oh thats better
|wolex| and why is that
|wolex| oh. nobody is a name!!!
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<duckman> do you say gash?
<A|exander> not in polite company
<IonSurge> who here is polite company?
<A|exander> oops typo
<A|exander> meant police custody
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<g5r3> can anybody hack me with my whois?
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<Kiz`> a semi decent looking girl can get laid whenever she wants
<Kiz`> just go up to a guy
<Kiz`> a guy can't do such things
<Yuffie> Maybe you haven't gone up to the right guy?
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<eV`Zenoge> Isn't herpies food?
<eV`Zenoge> like chocolate
<eV`Zenoge> wait a minute
<eV`Zenoge> thats hershes
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<Eye_Candy> you're lucky I retain video game knowledge like Oprah retains water
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<X> any windows machine i have is behind my FreeBSD router.
<X> and that's tighter than a cows ass at fly time
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<Zero> I had a totally hot chemistry teacher once. She used to always say "Uh huh." and show her ass. Win XP is like that.