#9418 +(359)- [X]
(@Sin-away): have to ask Night about Trigger^
(@Sin-away): he doesn't talk
(@Archon`): how come he doesnt say anything?
(@fragge): dunno he's never told me
#9427 +(119)- [X]
<daniel> Scoobi Doo == communist regime funded propaganda used to infiltrate capitalist pop-culture to instill a low rate change in american ideals, they always said they'd take us over without firing one gun
#9438 +(506)- [X]
<phiber> advice: dont call a girl ugly when you have your manhood in her mouth ;/
#9452 +(-7)- [X]
<F|ashBoy> i want to be ur friend but u are makin fun of me
#9462 +(38)- [X]
<F|ashboy> im on a cable so how do i packet them
<F|ashboy> is cable a fast connection
#9465 +(33)- [X]
<DogFu> what kernel u have rental
#9474 +(264)- [X]
<Undine> So he dumped her, "Nothing about sex should remind you of a cauliflower"
#9478 +(258)- [X]
<Gothmog> bastard, foiled by my own stupidity
#9479 +(269)- [X]
<Wynn> I put the 'asian' in 'caucasian'
#9484 +(252)- [X]
<asvisn> there is no /leave
*** asvisn has left #quickbasic
#9490 +(78)- [X]
<avalach_> "not even i", that is so arrogant and deluded. "look at me, i'm so pretty, it's a MIRACLE i've not been raped yet!"
#9494 +(858)- [X]
<normaliamnot> u ppl here about this building, i think it called, trade center, or big trade center or something?
<normaliamnot> it broken
#9496 +(113)- [X]
<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> fuck yes
<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> my ace of base is done downloading
#9497 +(1066)- [X]
@eliaz`medal): i have broken two of my erm
(@eliaz`medal): foot things
(@eliaz`medal): those little thigns on ur feet (@eliaz`medal): 5 on each :: (@eliaz`medal): :/
(@eliaz`medal): dunno name
#9501 +(12459)- [X]
<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
#9511 +(597)- [X]
<BoShekk> its fat albert
#9526 +(287)- [X]
<MadMax> press the Alt key.
<MadMax> press the left arrow key
<MadMax> press the down arrow key
<MadMax> then you should get a list...
<MadMax> that works for me at least..
<Altariel> that takes me into the tools menu
<MadMax> which left are you going 8p
<Altariel> oh fuck
#9528 +(-92)- [X]
<lurtz_the_orc> i did not know how stupid someone can be that actullay read LOTR so right know i do not know
#9532 +(353)- [X]
<Sir Mordred> I was a real bad mo'fo in high school
<lancelot> do you play chess Mordred?
<Sir Mordred> Yeah I used to play a few times a week
#9534 +(341)- [X]
<Alvie> we have too much fun in #ops
<Gandalf> yes its a very professional environment
<Gandalf> there is a difference between #staff and #ops though
<Gandalf> an example you ask?
<Gandalf> no problem!
<Gandalf> ops: <Alvie> concering my sack and his chin
<Gandalf> staff: <Arathorn> I thought that ICMP message types offered a reasonably well thought out protocol for tracerouting
#9544 +(323)- [X]
<Sco0ter> kelly osbourne is hot
<Eficent> i would hit it
<Carface> I would hit it
<Carface> In the face with a sledgehammer
#9545 +(458)- [X]
<InSaNe-CON> how do u put irc always on top ?
<@arc|hw> ctrl alt del twice
*** InSaNe-CON (firstname.lastname@example.org) Quit (Ping timeout )
*** InSaNe-CON (email@example.com) has joined #r
<InSaNe-CON> umm alt cntrl delete restarted my computer
<@arc|hw> you must have pressed something wrong
#9547 +(652)- [X]
<Tharivol> once I had to write something on the computer on paper..
<Tharivol> i hit ctrl-c then...
<Tharivol> my brain sorta got jammed in neutral
#9555 +(318)- [X]
<^Amber^> LEAVE MY ILLETERATE ASS ALONE!
<^Amber^> I didn't spell that right did I?
#9560 +(307)- [X]
<PYRoTkNiX> i dont look at naked horses
#9565 +(183)- [X]
<[S]evered> man, diego, how fast would a 2 60 gb hds ata raid setup be?
<stoldark> what kind of raid setup?
<stoldark> mirroring or striping?
#9567 +(195)- [X]
<[S]evered> UT has shit framerate
<[S]evered> how do I fix it?
<stoldark> [S]evered: i believe UT has an uninstall option
#9575 +(297)- [X]
<Parc[Cleaning]> I'm starting to worry about my memory :-(
<Parc[Cleaning]> I was walking along, and it struck me that I had to go to the bathroom. So I went to the place, unzipped my pants, and then realized I was standing in front of the trashcan o_O
#9587 +(910)- [X]
<Lloyddy> Can anyone tell me what sex feels like? My friend wants to know
#9589 +(29)- [X]
<CMR> We're having a solar eclipse!
<RJR> Oo! Where?
#9595 +(886)- [X]
<Sunil> Theoretically, if I were to know your password, what would it be?
#9596 +(416)- [X]
<@PikaChan> the four greatest numbers in existance: 13, 69, 666, 1337
<@PikaChan> man, it'd be cool to have the phone number 1-337-666-1369
<%ragna> pika, you thought long and hard about that didnt you?
<@PikaChan> yes i did
#9605 +(450)- [X]
<SaBaS> brb. food stuck in throat
#9610 +(210)- [X]
<MrFreeze> !google turkey+baster
<djcrom> see, my bot rocks
#9611 +(110)- [X]
<djglitch> my house is full of doctor's mask and water bottles
<djcrom> house party?
<djglitch> yea, hehe
#9613 +(434)- [X]
<issuez> im skinny for an irc girl
#9616 +(262)- [X]
<@djcrom> she looks like shes about to giggle, then strip naked and wail away at her clit with a hammer in a sweaty, bloody session of demented masturbation
<Insolence> damn that's what my mom looked like when she found a porno in my room
#9624 +(413)- [X]
<caspah> I woke up
<caspah> half on the couch
<caspah> half off
<caspah> with no clothes on
<caspah> and a condom next to ther couch
<caspah> my gf left last night
<caspah> she went to a friends
<caspah> my gf wasn't here
<Vapno> was your ass sore?
<caspah> actually yeash
#9625 +(290)- [X]
<Giuslaien> I am dj of the brasil I have you vary music with Latin interferences.
<Giuslaien> do I like to change music, some kindred dj of changing music?
<Giuslaien> are you of where?
<Giuslaien> which your name?
#9635 +(453)- [X]
<orion> i'd rather pull their addresses and braid a friendship bracelet with their spines and intestines
<jestuh> <wondering if pen would accept that quote>
<orion> <wondering what the stomach lining looks like draped inside-out over someone's skull>
#9638 +(303)- [X]
<Twid> ha ha, startrek.net dsl is now available
<Twid> living in parent's basement required
#9639 +(133)- [X]
<tigerbot_hesh> "Knuckles of Fury" on amazon? heh heh
<MikeyPain> I actually got mine in the mail from him
<MikeyPain> some of the pages were stuck together though
#9642 +(214)- [X]
<Saktoth> I hope blackthorn takes over brittania and institutes a new regime of laser lights and techno music
#9645 +(296)- [X]
<reflexive> WHAT'S COOL ABOUT THIS JOB
<reflexive> IS THAT I GET ALL THE COFFEE I WANT.
<|reptile|> coffee blackens your teeth, taints your breath, and thrashes your nerves.
<reflexive> ...where's the downside?
#9649 +(130)- [X]
<Xellchiri> I crave RP in which guys do not get pregnant.
<Xellchiri> Oh wow, the paper just got here
<UndeadFromStone> We generally avoid that sort of thing. @_@
<Xellchiri> what, the newspaper?
#9659 +(1120)- [X]
<nikki> can you tell me what a clitoris is because someone is asking me about mine and I don't know what the hell it is
#9662 +(173)- [X]
corpratewar: gah, why would somebody encode a song @ 28kbps
arkain88: Thats so small it could fit through a condom.
#9665 +(756)- [X]
<d4d5d6>anyone interested in beta testing a virus that i just compiled?
<|89|> hell yeah
I Have Finished Sending File virus01.exe to |89|
<d4d5d6> open it
|89| has quit IRC (quit: computer - dead)
<d4d5d6> haha what a tool
#9668 +(155)- [X]
DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Heh.
DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Theoretically, the human brain could act as quite the processor.
Eluorn : Theoretically.
can_of_mtdew : yeah, but a processor can't act like a human brain
DiamondbacksNo1Fan : We're talking in the terahertz range.
Eluorn : You plug your brain into a computer then plug it into the wall, and try to run Unreal Tournament 2k3
Eldoran : Err I dunno...
Eluorn : Blam. Instant South American dinner.
#9670 +(673)- [X]
<[ryan]> nah when i first saw porn of any kind i was like "man, that must get boring after a while"
<[ryan]> then i went back to programming heh
<shea_> when i first saw programming
<shea_> i was like
<shea_> "man, that must get boring after a while"\
<shea_> then i went back to porn