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#9092 +(231)- [X]

<Cassius> erm
<Cassius> why does the gurl in final fantasy look so much more real than the others?
<JtHMx> so you can fap over her
<bleetz> cause then she'll make little boys more aroused.
<bleetz> and they'll buy the game
<bleetz> or.. much better put.. by jt..
* JtHMx bows

#9095 +(152)- [X]

<cams> eewwww
<cams> my mom got that easy squirt shit
<cams> purple ketchup
<nzc> now you can be flaming while you eat, too.

#9099 +(53)- [X]

<UTF-Xanieth> damnit
<UTF-Xanieth> im gonna have to lube up this space bar
<UTF-Low_on_Life> :o
<UTF-Xanieth> EmptyStare, you got some of that astrolube your bro uses?

#9100 +(226)- [X]

* Ryo curses his swiss-cheese memory
* Grue curses his fondue memory. It's all melty and stuff. o_o;

#9101 +(538)- [X]

<Hiryuu> "War, the musical!"
<Ten> "With Sean Connery as Iraq!"

#9102 +(254)- [X]

* Gygaxis breaks a carrier pigeon in half and removes a cryptic message from inside, along with his lucky lotto numbers

#9103 +(774)- [X]

<vmob_babe> french is a beautiful language.
<agent_rot> i dont like it
<vmob_babe> why is that?
<agent_rot> cuz i dont like words like 'bourdoeux' or whatever are "bordo"
<vmob_babe> hmm.
<agent_rot> theyre just trying to cheat at scrabble i tell you!

#9106 +(342)- [X]

<axial> Which are the best PDAs these days?
<Chibby> when girls are kissing guys in the stairwell at school
<Chibby> i think
<Chibby> i have no clue
<Chibby> why do you ask something like that?
<Quinn> That was a really bad one.
<Chibby> well whats a good PDA then?
<axial> ..huh?
<Chibby> you said: "what's the best public display of affection?"
<Chibby> i attempted to answer it
<Quinn> I think ax was meaning personal digital assistant.
<Chibby> OMFG
: Chibby slaps myself
<Chibby> k bye~
<Quinn> I thought you were joking, heh.
<Chibby> persocon is the best PDA then

#9111 +(517)- [X]

<ChuffyCow> pr0n heals all wounds
<ChuffyCow> except cuts on the penis.

#9112 +(743)- [X]

<ManC0W> Mikado : Mitsukake is an ass pirate
<Mikado`> ManC0W: I believe so, yes.
<Mikado`> ManC0W: can he see this?
<Mikado`> ManC0W: if we prefix our sentences with our intended targets, the others can't see it, right?
<ManC0W> Mikado : I think so Brain...
<Mikado`> ManC0W: Cuz I'd really hate for Mitsukake to know how gay I think he is
<Mitsukake> Why is this room so dead all of a sudden?
<Mikado`> LOL
<Mitsukake> What?
<Mitsukake> What's so funny?

#9113 +(653)- [X]

<Gekigangr> somewhere, out there on the net, is an HD full of lame quotes

#9114 +(668)- [X]

<D`Amour> time to gogogadgetbacktoworkasquickasfuckbeforeigetfired

#9116 +(286)- [X]

<^cell^> he was one of those people that had to make multiple objects.. like.. he makes 1 tree, so he says "lets give him a little friend" and at the end there is like 50 trees and like 3000 squirrels

#9117 +(760)- [X]

<Mikado`> 128's were down to 70 1.5 months ago
<JohnnyBra> 1.5 months???
<JohnnyBra> when the hell did we start talking in decimals!
<mankindJB> 2.3 minutes ago

#9119 +(257)- [X]

<Mikado`> dammit
<Mikado`> I misspelled a l33t w3rd
<^cell^> u have brought shame to the l33t community

#9125 +(205)- [X]

—I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— Netsplit Detected. «irc.right.asscheek irc.left.asscheek» [6:56am]

#9127 +(288)- [X]

Join: []{3V0R]{] [Sev-Kar@62-241-164-34.dsl.pipex.com]
(]{3V0R]{): is it possible to register a channel on EfNet ??
Kick: []{3V0R]{] was kicked by [@BEF] [Your nick is excessively retarded.]

#9128 +(326)- [X]

(Striker): 42 is the answer to the biggest question
(Smoke): what question

#9130 +(669)- [X]

<FairLighT> you know something's wrong when you have dreams about eating pudding and you wake up with a spoon in your ass

#9131 +(118)- [X]

<FairLighT> we'd have to do something incredibly crazy to distract the wal-mart staff
<V3nOm> lol yeah go take a shit in the front garden

#9136 +(192)- [X]

<Odin_Tiger> Even those maps that the psychics show of the earth flooded (the ones where science says there isn't enough water on earth for it to be possible) would have me a good 4 or 5 hour drive from any beaches.

#9137 +(28)- [X]

<Smoke> shoot me in face with a shotgun so i can't be identified

#9143 +(23)- [X]

<waffle> <+SKubber> as if I'd remember all my one night stands. <+SKubber> hehehe maybe I COULD remember them by smell
<waffle> #bearcave
<Proz512> He remembers by the smell of one's colon

#9148 +(575)- [X]

<midi> if you find some poor idiot with his tongue stuck to the rail
<midi> with a train coming and decide that you really don't wanna see
<midi> him splat, a convenient source of warm mostly-clean saltwater
<midi> is indeed your bladder...
<midi> (or so said one of my scoutmasters...)
<Squeedle> midi: though they might just rip their tongue off trying to
<Squeedle> get away from a scoutmaster pulling his pants down at them
<midi> squee:  either way, he gets his tongue off the track.  and if
<midi> you're lucky, you get to piss in an idiot's face.
<midi> it's cathartic and good karma.  how cool is that?
<Squeedle> well hey, what more can you ask for
<hoche> o/~ hey baby, if you'll be my dog, i'll be your tree, and you
<hoche> can pee on me! o/~
<Squeedle> schadenfreude: A malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of
<Squeedle> others
<midi> which is kinda neat.  you get a choice between letting natural
<midi> selection work or pissing in the idiot's face.  it's win-win.

#9151 +(160)- [X]

<Deke> i figure if I can eat in a country, I speak the language well enough

#9152 +(490)- [X]

<Wampa> Screw the little children of the world
<Falcon24> ok
<ROFISH> he didn't mean that literally falc

#9154 +(318)- [X]

<Skitzo> fuck my image, i get off on huge horse wangs inside of human female vaginas
<Skitzo> esp when they fill with cum and it gushes out
<Skitzo> yeah
<Skitzo> bestiality :D
<Skitzo> this is what happens when you go to church as a child and attend christian private schools, folks
<Skitzo> <--------- end result

#9157 +(371)- [X]

Moonli3756 :  my butt looks 100 times better than your face
Shaboobooboo :  and gets fucked over 10 million times more

#9160 +(50)- [X]

(@Tu[Y]eN) Kaze: The 8ball Says: You have small penis

#9169 +(891)- [X]

[Modnar] 3y3 0wnz j00
[TMBG37] n0 j00 d0n7
[Modnar] dude, i've got the inv0ice right here

#9172 +(236)- [X]

<coldacid> someone poured cleaner into the toilet bowl
<coldacid> now when i piss
<coldacid> i get the smell of cleaner instead of urine
<nover> damn that has to suck
<coldacid> and the normal pee-bubbles look like cleaner bubbles
<keerus> things must be rough for ou coldacid
<coldacid> yes
<coldacid> next thing you know, i'll be bathed and wearing fresh clothing

#9178 +(43)- [X]

<lovemebaybee'> hey guys asl?
<rafeil> she just wants to be loved, look at her screen name
<helminthes> so stick it to her.. a sharp knife that is

#9185 +(689)- [X]

<helminthes> i had a vision today of an infomercial where someone goes, "only 29.99??!" and shoots himself

#9186 +(340)- [X]

* Hawx grins and wonders if Steve Jobs has ever been called Mac Daddy :D

#9190 +(566)- [X]

<heyyohey> Im having a lot of lag here. i cant answer the questions in time
<Damarr> Pressing Alt+F4 should help. It stops the client sending useless information to the server
*** heyyohey has quit IRC (Quit: Client exited.)

#9192 +(158)- [X]

<les_savy_fav> all i know is mr.Ed was really a mr, because he went on to have a distinguished career as a porno actor in denmark

#9201 +(205)- [X]

<[empathy-playing]> irc didnt look feasible to cave men.. we fuckin showed them didnt we?

#9204 +(352)- [X]

<crushed-out-girl> lucky that my breasts are small and humble
<crushed-out-girl> so you dont confuse them with mountains
<sod-off> what does that have to do with fisting?

#9205 +(478)- [X]

<[empathy]> i found out the other day that i was in the local newspaper
<[empathy]> under a title along the lines of 'new station security cameras paying off

#9209 +(349)- [X]

<Disco`Stu> fat girls need loving too
<kodos> someone has to take one for the team
<kodos> i vote its luke
<lukeiyo-e> damn you fuckers
<lukeiyo-e> alright.. someone pass me a torch

#9214 +(689)- [X]

<lukeiyo-e> my housemate alex used to deliver drugs on his bike
<lukeiyo-e> .. from a chemist he says
<kodos> speed on a bike
<lukeiyo-e> peddling crack

#9218 +(212)- [X]

<FatherShark> Does anyone know how to make real Sangria?
<[empathy]> blood of retards
<FatherShark> okay, find me a vein empathy.

#9220 +(36)- [X]


#9222 +(496)- [X]

<Al> vasectomy is a foolish barbarism
<Al> it would be completely unnecessary is men weren't so stupid to keep having sex with women
<jre|away> It's not that.  The odd sperm cell can cling to air particles and accidentally get sucked into a passing vagina
<Vodex> like an extraction fan but in reverse
<Al> damn those vaginas, is there no depravity they will not commit

#9227 +(417)- [X]

<DJ> apparently, a friend of mine has split with his g/f "for a couple of mouths"
<DJ> im assuming thats a typo

#9231 +(137)- [X]

<louis> just by me being near him he nearly burst his vasectomy stitches

#9232 +(629)- [X]

<blaky> be back, gotta clean a fan
<chomp> did shit hit it?

#9237 +(448)- [X]

<jixn|breakfast> BRB: Going to Europe.

#9239 +(545)- [X]

<oneiros> Damn it.
<oneiros> I do not understand this.
<Kyle> Uh oh.
<jwbozzy> ...
<Kyle> Oneiros is reading "The Roly Poly Puppy" again.

#9241 +(445)- [X]

<@SwiftEdge> when i get my new comp I can play network games
<@SwiftEdge> but seeing as i have no friends i will have to run fast back and forth between the two

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