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#8613 +(42)- [X]

<zealot_> man, if aids made you not want to masterbate, it would be the most
awful disease ever

#8614 +(141)- [X]

<shwartz> anyone know about text interface ftp browsers?
<inflex> "text interface ftp browsers"
<inflex> are you referring to ftp(1)?
<Deviate> Like the kind where you have to do all that typing?!
<Deviate> Those are so 80's!

#8617 +(224)- [X]

<inflex> the best way would be to be a lesbian stuck in a chicks body
<inflex> that way when you couldn't get any, you would still enjoy fucking
<inflex> wheras whenever i want to fuck myself i've gotta touch some dick
<inflex> and any situation where i have to touch a dick is undesirable

#8618 +(963)- [X]

<Inflex> Oh my lord
<Inflex> This is so wierd.
<Inflex> In fact, it's wack.
<Noonan> what is
<Inflex> Non engineering classes.
<Inflex> They're like 40% chicks.
<Noonan> heheh
<Noonan> sometimes more
<Inflex> It's so fucked up.
<Inflex> When I walked in, I thought I was in a bar.
<Noonan> hahah
<Noonan> Welcome to the real world
<Inflex> This new world scares me.

#8620 +(619)- [X]

<Cyride> the other day i was in the mall with my wife and we pass by a pictuer of two girls that are in the playboy bunny
          suits and my wife says i bet you wished i look like that... what is someone supposed to say to that? is "duh" the
          proper response to that?

#8628 +(125)- [X]

<FactsOfLife> wasn't linux a peanuts character?
<FactsOfLife> yeah linux, the kid who carried a blankie to keep the bad guys away...
<FactsOfLife> yeah yeah, linux, short kid, charlie brown's friend...

#8632 +(115)- [X]

<@Lum_> 128 mb is enough
<@Lum_> it's fucking enough for microsoft dev studio
<@Lum_> I think it's enough for my TANK GAME

#8634 +(80)- [X]

<gord> i dont like you
<gord> and if i met your mom i probly woudlnt like her either

#8636 +(291)- [X]

<teste_fly> i talk shit, and none of it's true and i'm a skinny pussy who wouldn't harm a turd
<teste_fly> but i will give it a stern talking to

#8637 +(1444)- [X]

<NiTro> i gonna go test for hiv
<NiTro> bbl
<Impolite> think positive

#8643 +(150)- [X]

<mewse> we all gotta satisfy our irc addiction in one way or another
<mewse> if that means using aol, so be it

#8644 +(262)- [X]

<Wehrwolf> From CNN: "Sci Tech / Featured Sections : Is VHS obsolete?"
<SD-Crono> this is a followup to thier Future of Gaming E3 2002 report with a Dreamcast picture ... nice ^^
<Wehrwolf> Maybe their sci-tech guy is some 90 year old who lives in the woods

#8645 +(419)- [X]

<dr_rotcod> if my computer were human it'd be a limbless retard

#8647 +(234)- [X]

<helminthes> the pest control people showed up
<helminthes> and obviously this guy had a sense of humor and sprayed by face with pesticide
<helminthes> oh he's so funny
<helminthes> i'm never sleeping in the den again

#8648 +(256)- [X]

<hakan> i asked this hot girl out, she said she just wanted to be pen pals
<hakan> and she dropped our class
<dr_rotcod> haha
<hakan> is that a good thing?

#8649 +(56)- [X]

<snoggerT11> fuck you
<helminthes> obvious immature retort:

#8650 +(50)- [X]

<gallagher> why the fuck do my fingers smell like something i have never smelled before
<gallagher> and it smells horrible

#8653 +(484)- [X]

() signoff/#housemartin.. erandus (Quit: If a guy builds 1000 bridges,
    and sucks one cock, he isn't a bridge builder. He's a cock sucker.)

#8655 +(35)- [X]

<Roga> wats the dirtiest thing clare has sed to u while ur goin at it?
<grinners> dunno jake... can i shit on your face maybe?
<grinners> she a nice girl
<joker2> "got a hand free? 'cause i forgot to wipe"

#8656 +(30)- [X]

<Pottsy> http://www.consumer.att.com/dsl/promotion/assets/images/headers/hdr_landing2.jpg <- heh
<JtHM> whats funny about that jpg?
<Pottsy> look at what hes pointing at
<JtHM> ah
<JtHM> yes well.. kids are 'tards
<JtHM> as are people who make webheaders for large corporations it seems

#8658 +(251)- [X]

<imsuxok> Maybe there'll be some breakthrough in internet technology
<imsuxok> I hear the powerline stuff is close to being released commercially
<imsuxok> I'm just worried that it'll overload the outlets in my old house. I don't feel like burning to death just so I can download porn faster.

#8659 +(23)- [X]

<cryt> germans can't speak straight.
<tyree> cryt, ever been over here?
<cryt> unfortunately.
<cryt> found meself shitting on the park benches. no public toilets.

#8660 +(228)- [X]

<CactusJac> masturbating is like pringles
<ori0n> once you pop, you can't stop!

#8662 +(895)- [X]

<iggypop> i told my gf some shit when i was drunk, and now she's like "you weren't just saying that because you were drunk, were you?"
<iggypop> and i don't have a fucking clue what i said

#8663 +(52)- [X]

<Renegad3> Cannibal Corpse is good just cause of the lyrics
<Renegad3> i cut her from her neck down to her anus. then i cut out her vagina. then i ate it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#8664 +(39)- [X]

<litigator> alcohol always helps the cause
<litigator> roofies only as a last resort

#8665 +(303)- [X]

<iggypop> if i dont get on tomorrow, i'm probably burnt up
<iggypop> i took the battery out of my smoke alarm for my digicam

#8666 +(190)- [X]

<bbl-away> sheeesh sickjay, ease up on the #eos spam
<CactusJac> don't talk to him that way
<CactusJac> he's my boyfriend
<bbl-away> well, take him and get a room
<CactusJac> we're exhibitionists

#8667 +(325)- [X]

<cryterion> that the girl had a nickname.
<cryterion> "mouse"
<cryterion> have you ever stepped on a mouse's tail?
<cryterion> and heard it squeak?
<cryterion> this girl did that at the point of orgasm.
<cryterion> "EEEEEEEEEEEE!

#8668 +(13)- [X]

<cryterion> hooker fucking is an art.
<cryterion> you have to be able to do it with one arm up
<cryterion> and shave her pubes
<cryterion> while doing your business through shaving cream.

#8669 +(5)- [X]

<SDGR406> I'll send you some of my worn panties
<SDGR406> will that work?
<|Spanky|> i need womens
<|Spanky|> men dont get me off anymore
<|Spanky|> i want hair though
<|Spanky|> those are like finding a treasure
<|Spanky|> finding a pube on a this week's stolen pair is like having a goose that lays the golden egg

#8670 +(699)- [X]

<|Spanky|> peeing your pants it like happiness
<|Spanky|> everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth

#8671 +(302)- [X]

<DigDug> i'm so tired of reformatting quotes :/

#8672 +(206)- [X]

<Duck[STFUF]> you know ath, why did you change your name to avin...A, V, I and N are pretty much as farthest they can be from one another:<

#8673 +(285)- [X]

<X-man> i had a comp sci teacher that named her dog scsi
<X-man> i felt bad for it

#8674 +(192)- [X]

<jamesm> fear the day when the president sends an icq message to the loser saying 'eye fuxx0red j00!!'

#8677 +(38)- [X]

<drewb> I still dont get how you can use linux when it doesnt have a control panel
<jamesm> well duh, use xeyes

#8679 +(43)- [X]

<toNe> Nall is like an xbox
<Nall> thank you
<toNe> big, heavy, not fun, and useless!
<Soopa> good graphics though...
<Soopa> and easy to develop for...
<toNe> and you have to pay extra to get all the features
<Soopa> and will be dead in a year
<acetonic> and Bill Gates spends Billions on it
<Nall> who will die

#8680 +(142)- [X]

<jamesn> max: best become a sales guy
<jamesn> those jobs are easy to get
<jamesn> and you dont need skillz
<undrewb> heh
<MMouse> both. yeah i was thinking sales, but that's like a last resort
<undrewb> but to get into sales, you need to be a superficial wanker with no clue...
<undrewb> oh.. ok :)

#8681 +(227)- [X]

<Ryk> you know the bottom half of an egg carton? I got me one of those, and cut holes where the eggs sit. I'm gonna take it home tonight, get nekkid, and have my own game of "smack the weasel".

#8682 +(89)- [X]

<jamesm> what are you running on the alphas?
<MMouse> tru64 at the moment
<MMouse> with oracle
<jamesm> no wonder so many dotcoms go under

#8684 +(916)- [X]

<Pryk> I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll.

#8685 +(187)- [X]

<jamesm> geez, it's only 10:20am and i'm already completely e-bullshitted out

#8687 +(387)- [X]

Ryk> "let's be friends" is what chicks say when they're feeling guilty about shafting someone.
<Ryk> they don't mean it.
<Ryk> they mean the kind of friends that never speak and never see each other.
<Tippytoes> thats the best kind of friends

#8689 +(360)- [X]

<MMouse> the dates I started and left positions "dont give an accurate impression of how long you worked at that position"
<drewb> god, it almost sounds like you were deliberately vague about dates to hide the fact you didnt last long in a job..
<Tippytoes> what format did you put the dates in, max?
<SataniKKa> roman numerals
<Sep> binary
<SataniKKa> Monday is not a date.

#8691 +(216)- [X]

<^_^Sasha^_^> im unzipping ma pant
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> wait a second
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> Does Allah know you are fucking an american?
<^_^Sasha^_^> yeah he knows everything
<^_^Sasha^_^> He
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> so is he cool with it?
<^_^Sasha^_^> no:|
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> oh, so do u want 2 stop? allah might get mad
No such nick/channel
Session Close: Sat Jun 08 02:05:24 2002

#8693 +(94)- [X]

<mmm> i'm single and stuff
<Bobski> mettas relationships have an idle timer

#8695 +(454)- [X]

<spoob> MCSE is to computers as McDonalds Certified Chef is to fine cuisine

#8700 +(216)- [X]

<Bleve> where an engineer says "1/0 = infinity"
<Bleve> and a mathematician says "1/0 is undefined"
<Bleve> and a SPARC designer gets root
<Bru> which sparc designer is this?
<Bru> oh
<Bru> heh, I read that as 'and a SPARC designer gets A root'
<Bru> hence my scepticism

#8701 +(83)- [X]

*** jamesm sets mode: -snt
<jamesm> dunno why people keep fucking up the channel modes, like, who gives a fuck
<jamesm> oh my god, someone protect IRC!
<jamesm> fucking choad munching morons
*** cactoid sets mode: +k jamesmisgay

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