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#8499 +(252)- [X]

<Tippytoes> i have kids in the room
<Tippytoes> is it safe to look at?
<bark> i don't think they mention any words like CUNT on that page, no
<tm> just hide it behind your anal porn

#8500 +(328)- [X]

<Dane> i had a nice shave just then
<Dane> it turned out really well for mew
<Dane> purposely left just enough growth so that i still appear young and "hip" but still sufficiently mature and masculine
<cactoid> in other words, gay

#8501 +(326)- [X]

<cactoid> you love the Colonel
<cactoid> I like KFC chippies
<cactoid> and zinger burgers
<cactoid> the rest tastes ok while you're eating it but it's just fucking gross greasy fried vermin
<Bayls> Yeah, the chips are ace.
<Bayls> The actual chicken pieces are shit.
<Bayls> You may as well sculpt some lard into a shape the looks like a drumstick, then coat it with butter. Then roll it in lard, then melt fat onto it, then fry it in animal fat, dip it in lard then eat it.
<Bayls> I think 10 out of the 11 secrec "herbs and spices" are "lard".
<Bayls> Mmmm, making me hungry. Might go get a 21 piece bucket. :)
*** Signoff: Bayls

#8502 +(436)- [X]

<Doc> hmm.. AOL has this great new thing where you can chat with your friends online!
<Bru> yeah I saw the ad on TV. that would be cool - then I wouldn't have to chat with this bunch of losers and social misfits

#8504 +(590)- [X]

<dr_rotcod> my poo was white again. this cannot go on

#8505 +(1534)- [X]

<Doc> hmm.. IE crashed
<Doc> but i suppose it was my fault... after all, i did press teh "Back" button
<Doc> what was i thinking...
<cactoid> you madman
<Tippytoes> risktaker
<Doc> i like to live on the edge

#8506 +(214)- [X]

<aversion> i was takin a dump today in the stalls
<aversion> and someone stuck their dick through a hole
<aversion> i didnt even get to finish

#8507 +(149)- [X]

<helminthes> what girls have to realize is that every other guy is wrong and i am right

#8511 +(393)- [X]

<dr_rotcod> i wonder if my life sucks cause i jerk off after i pray

#8522 +(18)- [X]


#8526 +(930)- [X]

<helminthes> haikus are real gay
<helminthes> cause they put limitations
<helminthes> on syllables used

#8527 +(459)- [X]

<dr_rotcod> you know its days like these when you say to yourself, 'If I don't become famous, how am I going to kill these people and get away with it?'

#8528 +(15)- [X]

<aversion> i have an idea
<aversion> how bout i show you my middle finger and you get offended
<aversion> kthxbye

#8529 +(240)- [X]

<teste_fly> "um yes, i'd like to withdraw from life please"
<teste_fly> "will that be checking or savings?"
<teste_fly> "hmm, i think i just want to cancel my account"

#8530 +(177)- [X]

<[Bryan]> cams: Damn I'm ugly man.. how do you hang around me?
<cams> i have no idea
<cams> it might be my blindness

#8531 +(46)- [X]

[invertiga] back
[Lord-Data] we missed you
[Lord-Data] wait.. no we didnt

#8534 +(134)- [X]

<Ookey> it's the pop ups that I just want to rip out of the computer, and stomp on repeatedly
<Ookey> especially when, like the one I just had, the only way to get rid of the 10 or so that you have + ones that are opening every 2-3 secs is to close down all of ie, and loose any pages etc that you have
<JtHM> are you going to that 'YES, I AM LOOKING AT GAY PORN' page?

#8535 +(105)- [X]

<BathTub> isn't that your homepage JtHM?
<JtHM> no, mine is www.bathtubsdenofaggotry.com
<BathTub> ah yeah that shrine site you made
<JtHM> worshipping the gayest man alive

#8537 +(2241)- [X]

<jackal-> someone guess what my cat will type when i drop it on my keyboard
<jackal-> hello i'm a very intelligent cat, save me from my cruel master and free me from this prison
<jackal-> omg
<jackal-> bad cat

#8539 +(325)- [X]

<teste_fly> wish me luck on my date tonihgt guys
* aquacavi crosses fingers
* dr_rotcod crosses his penises
<teste_fly> :0
<aquacavi> the secret is out ladies and gentlemen

#8540 +(144)- [X]

<helminthes> does anyone else ever notice when you're sex0ring a fat chic it seems like a good idea at the time, but when your done you feel an overwhelming emptiness?
<helminthes> no one?
<hakan> ...
<helminthes> :p

#8543 +(16)- [X]

<DeadsouL> poke
<T-Broken\w> *giggle*
<T-Broken|w> *giggle*
* DeadsouL boots T-Broken\w in the snatch for giggling like a sissy
* DeadsouL boots T-Broken|w in the snatch for giggling like a sissy

#8544 +(345)- [X]

<timovgod> why is it that not 10 minutes after they put the straight-jacket on my nuts start to itch?

#8545 +(669)- [X]

[@Gentleman_Junkie] Sure your ass will hurt, but its better than getting pregnant...

#8554 +(483)- [X]

<JungleMason> There's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by you.
<Gabealicious> Have you tried epoxy?
<JungleMason> Yes, and the smell reminds me of you.
<Gabealicious> Or... maybe some of that spray foam insulation...
<JungleMason> I LOVE that shit.
<Gabealicious> me too!
<JungleMason> Tastes GREAT on a Triscuit.
<Gabealicious> Yes ... some folks call it 'ez cheez'
<JungleMason> Burger King calls it "Ranch Dip."

#8555 +(206)- [X]

<Gabealicious> Will you please yank all these goddamned hairs from my nose???
<JungleMason> You need to go to Sharper Image or something and get a fancy nose-hair cutting gizmo.
<Gabealicious> I think so.
<JungleMason> Make sure you read the warning label though: "Not safe for most rectums."
<Gabealicious> It's a bit late for that.

#8560 +(298)- [X]

<@xpro> sweet, just found 13$ in some dirty pants
<@pimp> who was wearing them?

#8562 +(506)- [X]

<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> Tornado!
<Guantlet> better get to the basement mins
<Minstrel> bbl, Ima go get stoned and go outside.

#8565 +(1066)- [X]

<TF_Baxter> fucking plug and play my ass

#8569 +(109)- [X]

<BJKlein> so you download opera and use bsd on that?

#8571 +(263)- [X]

## baguette is away since Mon Sep 10 12:31:41 2001 -- fuck
<screampuff>  gee, that's not a bad reason to be away...

#8573 +(254)- [X]

<baguette> dude, my grandmother's sexier than your grandmother

#8576 +(592)- [X]

<baguette> hey, anyone know how to find a hamster?
<is> set a cat loose
<is> the location of the hamster and the location of the cat will converge quickly
<is> though it may be difficult to separate them again...

#8577 +(34)- [X]

<sugar> nm, i cant reason with yall. but im right
<sprinkles> s/right/wrong/

#8578 +(198)- [X]

<cheesecake> differential equations sedate me.
<kg> strange... i usually get turned on by differential equations..

#8583 +(924)- [X]

<sugar> if superman and batman got into a fight, who would win?
<muffins> well, superman wears his undies on the outside...batman wears his on his head
<muffins> tough call

#8586 +(361)- [X]

<rg> my f key got fucked once
<rg> i tried to tell people to use the shift key and all hell broke loose

#8588 +(352)- [X]

<baguette> and it's a pain in the ass
<baguette> guys, that is
<waffles> You're probably doing it wrong then....

#8590 +(201)- [X]

<mrempire> humm
<mrempire> -7% burning an iso here
<mathew2> now we know why you work for PC World.

#8592 +(127)- [X]

<halos> i went to lunch with a couple co-workers and before we left they both
+went to the bathroom
<halos> when they came back out I asked, "Who won?"

#8593 +(112)- [X]

(nathan) weird.  my dsl works better as long as i'm constantly pinging the server
(nathan) as soon as i stop pinging one direction or the other, it blocks up
(nathan) like a bad bowel movement

#8595 +(31)- [X]

<vkeks05> you blow
<pies> rather in than out
<vkeks05> you'd rather stick a dick in your ass?

#8598 +(18)- [X]

<[T]ANGo> I fear that Tech Knight would not pass through a metal detector unnoticed.
<Crashie_> and he has no hobbies :)
<Filly-O-F> apart from masturbating furiously into fistfuls of his own feces

#8600 +(16)- [X]

<Wickedstar> so i saw bastard mcfuckhead today
<Wickedstar> i decided it wasn't really worth getting into it
<Wickedstar> and it will make it so much better when she eats his soul
<Wickedstar> on that note, i have to go eat dinner

#8603 +(-71)- [X]

<sleepswithangels> quiet in here
<sleepswithangels> HII!!!
<sleepswithangels> oh fuck this

#8604 +(347)- [X]

<Atg[M]> Their latest album was going to be called " You are gay" and the cover was going to be a mirror.

#8605 +(102)- [X]

<Primal[Djedi]> rent: am i in rnd1...my wife wants to know NOW
<tiepilot> I told you Primal, you should fuck the wife inbetween rounds

#8606 +(131)- [X]

<Meridian`> Fancy is going to find me and rape my sister.
<Meridian`> And I will be like "be quiet, I'm playing tf."

#8610 +(301)- [X]

<Xmit> And I wont be on irc ever again
<coaxial> Why not?!
<Xmit> Because it is a waste of time
<Xmit> I am declaring that I will never waste time like this again
<coaxial> but we lub u
<Xmit> I hate you you stupid bitch

#8612 +(125)- [X]

<zealot_> gopher is the protocol of the future

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