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<EK> What if the war in Afghanistan was fought with midgets!
<Jei> With midgets as infantry, or as ammunition?
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* IllIIIllI (email@example.com) has joined #suicide
<IllIIIllI> any slut attention whores here need a man to make themselves feel important let me know i can be that guy if you aren't ugly/fat
* IllIIIllI (firstname.lastname@example.org) has left #suicide
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<Amenace> so your a fifteen year old girl that thinks my wife is hot, hang on while i have a wank
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<AnneRobinson^> Do Canadians really like fart jokes for entertainment???
<shagman> fart jokes rock
<shagman> take this classic canadian joke for example
* shagman farts on IEatChildren
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<HomerHendelBergenHeinzel> ur so mean :L
<q> is that the frowning face of a stroke victim?
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<Hamsters> is there any tips that i can pass my writen test?
<shagman> hamsters, learn english
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<Hamsters> i'm trying to get me self one at downtown BUT they got those stickers on the glasses and said that i need to be 19 older
<shagman> only for tobacco
<shagman> not pipes and papers and crap
* Owyn blinks
<Owyn> Shag: smaller sentences
<Owyn> You'll break his brain.
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<shagman> k, keep words like cock and fuck out of here
* Runnigan fucks shagman with his cock
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<BounceWithMe> Shagman... 8==o suck it.
<@shagman> BounceWithMe... ())========D choke on it.
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<+Incantation> shag's 100% let you cry on his shoulder and make you think he cares so that he can manipulate you into sucking his cock
<+Julie42> HOLY SHIT! Good. Because here I was thinking I had to think of things to cry about, just so I could suck on his cock.
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<akumapan> yous ound like poopoo
<andy> You type like poop.
<andy> and your mother was suspicious that it took her nine whole months to take a crap, so she named it just in case.
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<JBB> I'm looking for a laptop that I can just use on the net. Something below $300.
<BondOO7> You'd have better luck shoving your cock into a telephone jack for the internet.
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<jeer> I have to move to mississippi soon..I wish I had a sister or cousin there.
<jeer> who am I going to date?
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* fo0bar has silverware now
<jk> is that a new kind of heatsink?
<fo0bar> no, it's a metal-based bio-nutritional transport system
<jk> the thing... you use to... dig... food.
<jwz> it's more of a food shim.
<fo0bar> appearantly the technology has been around for awhile, but I haven't been able to afford the genuine metal equipment... I've had to use the plastic replicas
<fo0bar> though proper transport systems are appearantly a requirement when an xx chromosome pair is introduced into xy's atmosphere
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* The_Paco went to the GE appliance store today, crouch-walked up to one of the large black super-fridges, ran my hand over it while humming the theme to 2001, stood up, and smacked my bud... they threw us out shortly thereafter.
#8268 +(196)- [X]
<Grinderwald> my dick is hard
<moo|cow> always a bowl of wisdom grinder
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<xTaVx> im bored
<EvilChatOp> you're aways bored
<EvilChatOp> go masterbate or somethign
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*** Haggis has quit IRC (Quit: Sometimes I try to masturbate long words into a conversation. Even if I dont know what they mean.)
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(caraKATT): great, i found ready whip in the fridge and I wanted to put it in my coffee, but I think my roomate huffed it, cause it won't foam
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(Moose_): what's your language of choice ?
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<the__man> does anyone know if any brothel is open at this hour? i need some action right away
<+Octane> the__man: you've been blessed with two hands and ten fingers. go figure it out.
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<sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> i thought you did music?
<baygledawg> oh i wish
<baygledawg> that would be my second dream job
<sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> what's your first? professional sperm producer?
<baygledawg> ok, writing music would be my third dream job
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<Silent|Study> These Christian rock ads on tv are so pathetic
<Silent|Study> Its like they assume people are going to suddenly think "OMG! JESUS! I never knew!
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marmor: Mutru: i am trying to compile an an simple example .. that works fine, but all i get when i run the program is a window that is all black ..
Aprogas: is your monitor on ?
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<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Communism is like Spandex. Good idea, but then real people started using it. Things got real ugly from there.
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<Adiemus-Away> [GleebAway] Adiemus has returned from doing the dishes (Away for 1day 15hrs 23mins 39secs)
*** Adiemus-Away is now known as Adiemus
<Adiemus> damn that's a lot of dishes =
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<Vegeta> I would go through anything for you
<Vegeta> Lets start with your bank account
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<Vegeta> I would go to the end of the earth for you
<Girl> Yes, but would you stay there?
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<darkness> anyone heard about the new startrek movie yet?
<freddy66> YAH INCHERECTION IS SUPPOSTED TO BE GOOD I SAW IT LAST WEEK AND ENJOYED IT
<darkness> ...did he just say what I think he said?
<questie> I believe he just admitted to being russian, but I'm not quite sure...
#8293 +(145)- [X]
<sarahlee> got hooked on those stupid video chatrooms
<deepcut> the kind where you see old guys jacking off into a sock and stuff ? :\
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<tytyt> the--kav if you were not a man I'd hug you
<deepcut> but as it is, he's too afraid of his own latent homosexuality to dare
<tytyt> there are support group for that
<deepcut> tytyt: I was referring to you
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Under the fence: if your mom were a farm animal, she'd be a sloth
Hobbes659: a sloth isn't a farm animal
Under the fence: damn it, theres gotta be a sloth farm somewhere around here
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<BadAndy> leechers wanna stop leeching for a bit?
<frankster|kickme> that's like asking them to stop breathing for a bit
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<kat-moffobsessing> why do dongs always gain length when played live?
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<Saber> just when I manage to convince myself I'm a superior being, I walk into a door
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<Saber> ow damnit
<Saber> That'll teach you
<Saber> damn gummy bears
<c_thur> Saber: i can relate...i think
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<Xunil96> because i have a metric ass-ton of perl to write
<Dr_V> would a metric ass have 10 cheeks?
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<kat-write> disturb me and suffer castration
<Doppelganger> that almost sounded interesting till I remembered what that meant
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* Anderlan raises a cheek off the chair
<Anderlan> farting is offensive, but raising a cheek in preparation is even more so
<gears> it's a good way to show people "I am not interested in what you have to say. Leave my cubicle at your soonest convenience."
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<Offline> i still cant bleave people dont know what a fudgepacker is
<Log> I do, Zack
<Log> my friend's fiancee is a fudgepacker :o
<`Zerp> they work at candy factoryies right log
<Log> HE PACKS FUDGE AT THE COLORADO FUDGE THINGY
* Offline pounds his head on his desk
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<cov\sick> Solitarie almost never crashes. They should employ the person who wrote it to head the WinNT team.
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<K-Ecchi> SABER DATED A GUY
<Saber> YOU HAVE NO PROOF
<K-Ecchi> YOU TOLD ME
<Saber> I HAVE NO PROOF EITHER
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<ac> just messaged this girl I use to know back home with "Welcome back hottie"
<ac> The response was "This is katie's mother"
<ac> not a good thing
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<dt--> womb- im a big proponent of enviroment conditioning the youth
<wombrood> dt: 'environment,' for future reference
<djthrush> also, believing that something is true does not make you a
<djthrush> 'proponent' is closer in meaning to 'advocate'
<dt--> im aware of its meaning
<dt--> but thanks webster
<djthrush> i don't think you are! since you used it wrong and all
<dt--> how did i use it wrong?
<djthrush> i just explained it to you
<djthrush> are you some sort of illiterate fag?
<djthrush> are you a homeless boozer who just wandered into an internet
<djthrush> i mean, really
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<Phettachu> cherry coke - letters at the end = herry cok LOL LOL LOL
<Phettachu> GET IT HERRY COK?!? HAIRY COCK?!?!
<Phettachu> maybe only gays get it
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knobsthebear: How the hell did Korea find time between StarCraft and Diablo II to make it this far into the World Cup?
#8329 +(354)- [X]
<a> i wish i had some vr goggles or something
<Loc-Dog> a: for porn?
<a> so nobody could tell i was playing games
<a> games being interactive porn
<Loc-Dog> a: they'd be able to tell when you pulled out the "joystick" to manuever your "character" in the "first person shooter"
<a> Loc-Dog: i use the keyboard.
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<AgntBukk> I played grand theft auto 3 the other day.
<spacetwin> how was it!
<AgntBukk> I beat up some chick.
<AgntBukk> and then I kicked her repeatedly in the head until she died.
<AgntBukk> so, all in all, I was happy with the experience.
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<Gorilla> all the other kids got cool sutff like "Air!" "Earth!" "Fire!" and the poor little Indian kid kinda sheepishly whimpered at the end "....heart...."
<neored13> They should've given him Metal.
<GKSetzer> he could be like a glam rocker
<Zephy> oh yeah. then he'd have been gary glitter.
<Zephy> "AIR" "FIRE" EARTH" "PAEDOPHILE"
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<Sanji> I eat people.
<Sanji> I'm a humanitarian