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#7925 +(178)- [X]

<DarkWarrior> I know... I'm Mainly reffering to t3ch. I have nothing against him but i'm just saying thats what gives us *nix people a bad reputations
<t3ch> I dont try and do anything, If i'm going to spend the time doing it i'll do it right.
<t3ch> and two we alwasy had a bad rep. FreeBSD was created by a bunch of college kids on LSD. i dont think you can have a worse rep.

#7931 +(290)- [X]

<SPACEBOY|GTA3> when the pain stops... thats when you know you've kicked the bucket
<nuggetman> i just read the obituaries to make sure i'm not there

#7932 +(279)- [X]

<@n909> this guy is traveling in oregon
<@n909> and ran out of weed
<@n909> so he comes to #oregon
<@n909> and asks us for some

#7935 +(260)- [X]

(CubsWoo): Hehe... all this talk about failed abortions
(CubsWoo): is making me hungry

#7936 +(8005)- [X]

*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)

#7940 +(191)- [X]

<videogamenerd> a real hacker not a "$kr!p7!3"
<kt> videogamenerd: your geek is showing

#7943 +(85)- [X]

<Neptune^> ok you jackasses..just cause im drunk doesnt mean the discussion has to degrade to high schools

#7947 +(545)- [X]

<fvdl> How can one fuck and wank and the same time?
<cjs> It's a secret the English have kept for centuries.
<mothra> tell fvdl: you're fucking her, but thinking of your hand.
<d@n> "oh, hand!  i mean cindy!"

#7949 +(152)- [X]

<Paeyl> Sometimes I yearn for the peace and simplicity of a low-stress startup job

#7951 +(272)- [X]

<sommerfeld> perl: what you get when you take a couple features from every known language and toss them in a blender.
<sommerfeld> with 20g of crack and a dab of lsd
<perry> sommerfeld: the LSD is purely for flavor.

#7952 +(201)- [X]

<ZangTT> it's like a massive 300 story zombie john maynard keynes is wandering through california, tearing down buildings and breathing fire.

#7953 +(259)- [X]

<gkm> mmm, me.
<garandou> glen - when you say 'mmm me' i can't help but imagine you rubbing your nipples
<gkm> mmm, nipples.
<gkm> i'm as happy as a little girl.

#7954 +(1040)- [X]

<wisner> I walked past a protest on Market Street yesterday evening.
<wisner> I didn't burst out laughing, but I really had to work for it.
<wisner> There was singing.

#7955 +(125)- [X]

<weezyl> I figured I'd just fellate my students for the protein.

#7956 +(651)- [X]

<dr.jd> whenever I think house is too cheesy, I just look towards dip and it makes me laugh happily
<dr.numa> dip is a good dancer.
<dr.jd> dip is, to my mind, the epitome of a disco house freak
<heathen> i remember once at wiltis some girl asked jeremy to dance.
<heathen> she was dancing all sexy on him and he was dancing like a spastic ninja mime on muscle relaxants.
<heathen> he began by doing something that looked a lot like the cabage patch as interpreted by rhythmless nun trolls.

#7958 +(613)- [X]

<sine> "You couldn't get a stroke of genius if you were giving a handjob to Einstein."

#7959 +(343)- [X]

<shoryu909> I wanna be the dell kid.
<@pheer> why?
<shoryu909> He's the most honest person I know.
<zeratul> besides Jesus you mean
<shoryu909> yeah, but jesus has an action figure. Sellout!

#7960 +(1160)- [X]

<Agent_grey> Scanner works! scanner wooooorrrkss!!
<artforz> how did you make it work?
<Agent_grey> its very very technical and scientific, involving the introduction of organic substance interfacing with its structural integrity
<Agent_grey> i whacked it really really hard

#7962 +(206)- [X]

<ICIST> I get that warm and fuzzy feeling
<@Deth> like when you pee your pants?
<ICIST> kinda
<ICIST> more like when i shit myself

#7963 +(144)- [X]

<Vhata> #linux is one of those...
<Vhata> things
<Vhata> what do you call a project that is no longer being maintained?
<Nimnod> a failure.
<Vhata> heh

#7964 +(771)- [X]

<akii> what happens when disney goes bankrupt?
<akii> does walt get unfrozen?
<nigd> haahha
<nigd> how pissed would you be
<nigd> "IM ALIVE!"
<nigd> "yes"
<nigd> "Did you cure me?"
<nigd> "no"
<nigd> "Why unfreeze me then?"
<nigd> "You're going broke"
<nigd> "fuck."

#7966 +(255)- [X]

(CitizenC): I spilled my ashtray all over my computer earlier today.
(CitizenC): Son of a bitch.
(CitizenC): Took forever to clean up.
(CitizenC): At least I don't have to empty my ashtray now.

#7967 +(48)- [X]

(CitizenC): Hey, here's a question for ya.. what if Jesus was gay?
(CitizenC): You know what? I bet he was.
(CitizenC): Walking around in that desert with his apostles forever?
(CitizenC): They didn't have porn back then, which left only two options:
(CitizenC): * Beat off behind a mountain somewhere to memories of Mary, or
(CitizenC): * Say "Yo!  Deciples!  Suck my cock!  I'm the son of God!"
(CitizenC): Personally, I think that second one is much more likely.

#7968 +(166)- [X]

<Second-Child> spring rolls? isn't ben vegetarian?
<tef> maybe he doesn't count cat as meat?

#7969 +(303)- [X]

<Ron`> My wife doesn't get paid for 2 years
<HeroShot> What is she, a whore?
<Ron`> Actually, one night I came home and I found 200 dollars on my dresser...
<Phrak|t> Damn... she left $400 on mine

#7972 +(332)- [X]

<ChuffyCow> I'm having a bagel with nutella
<chrish> gnutella?!  it'll take you all day to download that bagel!

#7974 +(230)- [X]

<Pirificio> Anyone on here with a higher level of Estrogin than Testoterone?
<mogismog> lemme guess, you don't have a girlfriend?

#7975 +(133)- [X]

<SkoroWork> Xyverz: where is this coming from?
<Beryllium> geekissues.com/quotes ...
<SkoroWork> ahh
<SkoroWork> ok
<SkoroWork> thought he was in some lame IRC channel somewhere and thought we wanted to see the lame discussions going on there :-P

#7976 +(299)- [X]

<ErikN|WORK> do you have sdl installed?
<savepotatoes> think so
<ErikN|WORK> hmmm
<savepotatoes> probably
<ErikN|WORK> are you sure?
<savepotatoes> yea
(time passes...)
<savepotatoes> whats sdl?

#7978 +(153)- [X]

<chrish> I'd like to know what sort of one-eyed crack whores do the QA testing at ATI.
<AGoddess> the kind that like to shove anything in their pussy?
<chrish> porcupines and cacti are available in the lounge

#7979 +(575)- [X]

<VOLVORacr> hello
<VOLVORacr> why are so many pepole here but nobody is chatting
<sc1> i'm masturbating
<sc1> leave me alone

#7980 +(289)- [X]

<techzen> fuck lsd
<techzen> i mean dsl

#7984 +(30)- [X]

<@primig> why is duct tape like the force
<@primig> it has a dark and a light side
<@primig> and it holdes the universe together

#7985 +(353)- [X]

Droogie1115: my grandma is coming dowm tommorrow and my mom is going to uconn on sunday
Droogie1115: its going to fucking suck
Droogie1115: i cant stand my grandma being here
Droogie1115: because when she is here i cant sleep past 7 30
napalm 256: she wake u up
Droogie1115: because she wakes up and takes the nastiest dump that smells up teh whole house and i just wanna kill myself

#7986 +(222)- [X]

<CrazySpence> e-mail is just really lagged irc

#7989 +(288)- [X]

<br4dh4x0r> if you r 1337, show me your gibson
<br4dh4x0r> wait, that sounds wrong

#7990 +(371)- [X]

<Diamond> There's about 800 people tied up in my basement.
<Prophet> Oh my
<Prophet> What do you use them for?
<mordac> They really bring the room together, you know?

#7991 +(476)- [X]

<someone>: how good does txt compress?
<overmind>: rather good, they often can be compressed to 10% of their original volume
<someone>: no, i meant which one compresses better doc-files or txt, because I want to export my icq-history and in word it has 600 pages, so which one should i take?
<overmind>: take word and set the font size to 1, so you get the best compression

#7994 +(444)- [X]

< BigBadGangsta> I swear, I need to write a book called "Stupid shit for stupid fucks"
<@mewse> by a retard, for retards

#7996 +(391)- [X]

<@mewse> contrary to popular belief there are periods where i dont feel like drinking
<@mewse> these periods, i call "hangovers"

#7997 +(147)- [X]

<@mewse> man i had this new jacket for like 3 days before i got puke on it
<@mewse> that must be some sort of record

#7998 +(239)- [X]

<mewse> i bet she was really hot in preschool

#7999 +(450)- [X]

<mewse> i got moderated as a troll on slashdot for defending the mummy returns

#8001 +(129)- [X]

<mewse> oh my fuck this is so cool
<mewse> a time-lapse movie of an aquarium of magic mushrooms growing

#8003 +(133)- [X]

<Jon-> tom
<Jon-> imagine if your ISP pulled cable
<Jon-> what would you do?
<mewse> quit irc?
<mewse> hah.

#8004 +(24)- [X]

<Linguica> I was on the phone
<Linguica> with a girl who i am pretty sure likes me
<Linguica> and i saw this
<mewse_> heh
<Linguica> and i was like "i have to go now"
<mewse_> haha
<mewse_> batman dons his cowl

#8007 +(390)- [X]

<quacky> if you get carpal tunnel from giving handjobs, can you still get L&I from work?
<Captain_Tenille> Depends if it's job related, I guess.
<Buggy> hmmm... if the handjobs are for managers, maybe
<geekie> technically...you just have to give the handjob at work.
<geekie> and then management is responisble for said handjob
<Buggy> well, it's not really in my job description.. but maybe it's in yours
<geekie> no..if the accident occurs in the workplace, they are liable.
<Buggy> right, so if it's an accidental handjob...
<quacky> that's what I'm talking about.
<Buggy> or an accident occurs while doing the handjob
<quacky> only we're talking about handjob-related injuries
<geekie> right.

#8008 +(61)- [X]

<space> got any good tunes to spare?
<ToRMeNTeD> tons
<ToRMeNTeD> what kind
<space> whatever
<space> im easy
<ToRMeNTeD> thas what Im listening to now
<space> lol shit i got no speakers yet brb
<ToRMeNTeD> askin fer music wif no speakas
<ToRMeNTeD> sprocket what are we gonna do wif you
<PsyHawk> like a blind man asking for magnifying glass
<ToRMeNTeD> classic
<space> heheh lame award
<space> im like that fucker sent me blank tracks

#8009 +(441)- [X]

<@fragility> why is my modems "activity" lite flashing like crazy??
*** fragility (fragility@lsanca1-ar14-4-47-119-104.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout)

#8015 +(54)- [X]

<BCow> Often I see the first year students strut past in their skin tight white outfits and I just drop my dacks and say, "Over here girls!"

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