#7755 +(881)- [X]
<psIRE> I had sex once, very tiring
<Snipe> yeh me too.... oh wait no that was the time i installed linux
#7758 +(288)- [X]
<FifthColumn> best place to pick up chicks is at the orphanage. those 18 year olds get sent out on their own with no place to go, usually
<mogismog> they're usually crazy, too, fifth
<mogismog> makes for a good time in bed
#7760 +(560)- [X]
<HeXonXonX> I'm beginning to think the Playboy channel isn't based on reality. I don't see my neighbors running through sprinklers naked or inviting me over for orgies.
#7761 +(154)- [X]
<booger> my two best friends laid off on the same day
<faz`work> your left and right hand on the same day?!
#7762 +(240)- [X]
<TFA|Swoop> I hate being on 14.4..
<chao[i]> are u kidding
<TFA|Swoop> I can't do anything but talk in irc..
<TFA|Swoop> bored out of my fucking skull
<chao[i]> lets quake swoop
<chao[i]> TFA|Swoop was pummelet by chao[i]
<TFA|Swoop> I'll start a server.
#7764 +(561)- [X]
<redial> read me the contents of your q3key file and i'll tell you if the upgrade will work
<faz> my q3key says P00R 4773MP7
#7765 +(405)- [X]
<n> i bet that game is gonna sell huge
<n> just cause people will be like... ah well its only $20
<faz__> well its fun, they deserve it
<Stonefire[i]> now that n opened his mouth, it's gonna tank
<Stonefire[i]> ya jinx'd it
<faz__> sam sells 6 copies
<n> oh yeah?
<n> well in that case
<n> i bet stonefire will get laid soon
#7766 +(220)- [X]
*** booger is now known as BROADCAST
* BROADCAST MESSAGE FROM ETG OPS: we all suck here tonight, so we are going to bounce chanserv a few times then disco ky-hub-1.etg.sucks.com and force a few netsplits on zaire-congo-hub-gw.etg.africa.org just because - vd whiz
#7767 +(723)- [X]
<faustwork> the gf wants underwear for xmas
<faustwork> i cant stand going shopping for em tho
<faustwork> i feel like a goon
<faustwork> maybe its because i rub them all on my face
#7769 +(684)- [X]
<n> hi...okay, i know exactly what i want!...you should be older than myself...larger in stature than me...preferably Well~Hung..intelligent..cool..funloving..easy going..gentle with a firm touch..you should just relish the the role of Top Daddy who takes what he wants!...me: i am Totally shaved and smooth all over(everywhere!)..soft smooth tanned complexion..i LOVE wearing sexy little panties and being playfully~submissive to your advances in an almost femme manner
<booger> i wonder how she shaves around her own asshole
<booger> thats gotta hurt
<booger> what if she gets nair up her ass?
<pat> e-mail her and find out
<n> thats a he
#7770 +(274)- [X]
<Hexis> you guys read about the easter egg in mirc?
<Hexis> hold ALT and type "fxfire"
*** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )
<booger> type /server fxfire instead
<booger> that might work better
*** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )
#7772 +(227)- [X]
<ph^pr0phet> i got kicked in the balls earlier in the summer
<chaowork> by a chick?
<Booger> try to NOT do that
<Booger> or wear a nutcup
<chaowork> u need to learn to stand sideways when u hit on em
#7774 +(194)- [X]
<chaowork> dont singe the wenis
<faustwork> yeah, nude bacon cooking is tricky
<chaowork> i hear thats gonna be in the next olympics
<faustwork> you should see how i flip it over
#7775 +(237)- [X]
<n> the only thing that gets him away from eq is beer
<Doza> at least he hasn't totally sold out
<n> what we need is a helmet we can strap onto him... with tubes that go down his thoat... and you hook it up to the puter... and it dispenses beer every time he gets a frag
<n> then he'll play q3
#7776 +(165)- [X]
<u238|duhasst> right now if you put me in a round room and told me to piss in a corner.. my blader would explode
#7778 +(247)- [X]
<eastwood[i]> get wasted ..come back and get some
<Booger> mmm, some
#7779 +(199)- [X]
<Booger> http, nntp, ftp. these are all non-cohesive with end-to-end viewing of good titty pics
<Booger> the new standard:
<Booger> NTTP: Nice Titty Transfer Protocol
#7780 +(755)- [X]
<DarthN> so.. ana... did she touch your... "railgun"?
<ana_class> seriously stfu
<faustwork> did you shoot plasma?
<DarthN> omg hahaha
<ana_class> are you all in second grade still?
<chaoworky> i think he fisted her with his gauntlet
#7781 +(409)- [X]
<n2d2> i didnt put bon jovi in the playlist
<n2d2> oh my god
<chaobacca> Bon Jovi - Bad Medicine
<n2d2> my bon jovi mp3s have become self-aware
#7782 +(1574)- [X]
<faustwork> she looks good
<chaommm> is she hot?
<faustwork> id bang her
<chaommm> that doesnt mean shit
<faustwork> id bang her with no beer
#7783 +(305)- [X]
<u238|duhasst> pdf's suck for reading on the toilet
#7786 +(189)- [X]
<nakedpretzel> The pr()n industry uses interlaced .gif's to toy with my fragile emotions...
#7787 +(365)- [X]
<@Avie_work> a word of advice for you guys
<@Avie_work> unless you want to ruin a woman's orgasm, do NOT shout this just as she is ascending the heavenly mountain: "GO SPEED, GO!"
#7788 +(333)- [X]
<slash> masturbation is like tekken 2: after a while your hand begins to FUCKING hurt, but you keep on going because you're enjoying yourself too much.
#7790 +(705)- [X]
<zyrowan> when I have a fiance
<zyrowan> I'm going to get "Will you marry me?" tatooed on the back of my balls
<zyrowan> and talk her into a rim job
<zyrowan> it'll be soo romantic
#7794 +(815)- [X]
<RighteousSuicide> I was running around today like a retard
<RighteousSuicide> and I hear a BANG
<RighteousSuicide> i couldn't figure out what it was
<RighteousSuicide> then I noticed I had run into a dumpster
#7795 +(-15)- [X]
<Xiph3r> LIKE HOW CAN YOU TYPE FAG NUGGET CLIT-SAQ WARRIORS OF DOOM-FAGS WITHOUGH LAUGHING YOUR CLIT-SAQ OFF
#7796 +(961)- [X]
<Daki> thanks i know
<Azalyn> your so cute when you get smacked
<Azalyn> *smack*smack*smack!*smack!!-crack* err, oh shit.. o.o i think i killed him >.<
*** Daki (email@example.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
#7797 +(456)- [X]
<Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat
<Linguica> wait a minute
<Linguica> <Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat
<Linguica> no it wouldnt
#7800 +(124)- [X]
(PJ|) someone released a reencoding of it
(PJ|) with alot better quality
(Lan|Work) How do you re-encode something and get better quality?
#7801 +(1002)- [X]
(PJ) a car alarm is going off
(PJ) OH FOR GOD SHAKES SOMEONE SHOOT THE DAMN CAR
(PJ) its our car
#7802 +(68)- [X]
<coma> wank carefully and do not destroy your penis :)
<xetlain> wise words.
<coma> for men with divine penises like us, yes
#7804 +(309)- [X]
<Affe> haha my mom just got an email from adultcheck that was supposed to go to my stepdad
<Affe> she's like "adultcheck? i hate all this spam" and she clicks on it to delete it, and up comes the preview "dear william (my stepdad), on such and such a date you ordered...."
<Affe> she's all like "asshole"
#7806 +(46)- [X]
<Eukanuba> what time is it in the usa atm ?
<BludClot> 8:40 - 12:40
<FireFox12> its 5:45 in california
<BludClot> oh, I wasn't sure which way the timezones went :P
#7809 +(342)- [X]
*** ChanServ sets mode: +nto ChanServ
<surfnazi> /msg chanserv addop #channel adminpass nick (or hostmask)
<]MC[-Penumbriate> thanks for setting it up
*** surfnazi has left #clanmc
<]MC[-Penumbriate> ok whats adminpass?
<]MC[-Impletudable> whats the password?
<]MC[-Valipulent> what's the pass
#7810 +(197)- [X]
<[SCSI]Zuph> i found it on some japanese site
<[SCSI]Zuph> maybe it will be in japanese
<[SCSI]Zuph> japanese writting looks cool
<[SCSI]anon> doubt it
<[SCSI]Zuph> i'm thinking about going to babel fish, and translating "Cute japanese girlfriend wanted" then put that on a shirt
<[SCSI]Zuph> and no one will no what it means
<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their japanese
<[SCSI]Zuph> but they won't respond
<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their cute, and a girl
#7812 +(781)- [X]
<Allen> what about Hall?
<CactusJac> he died
<Mikey316> he was arrested
<Allen> make up your mind..
<CactusJac> He was arrested for dying.
#7813 +(497)- [X]
* TPEGrunge is away: -(be back in 12 years)- since -(01:54)- pager -(off)-
* TPEGrunge is back: from -(be back in 12 years)- gone -(626wks 1day 6secs)-
#7814 +(1023)- [X]
<[atticus]> My parents think I'm nuts. I sit on my computer most evenings laughing at the monitor. :)
<[atticus]> Then I turn it on and come here. :)
#7815 +(583)- [X]
<Worm|PHP> I downloaded a ton of albums .. all encoded in 128 ... later I will reencode to 192
<Worm|PHP> bunch of AC/DC albums :)
<clue1ess> reencode? :P
<Worm|PHP> decode then encode again at 192
<clue1ess> will the quality really improve?
<Worm|PHP> yes it does
<CDBuRnOuT> If anything, you lose quality.
<Worm|PHP> I have done it before many times
<Worm|PHP> I can send samples if you want
<Worm|PHP> I have the same song at 128 .. decoded it .. then encoded it at 192 ... there is a big difference
<CDBuRnOuT> You're attempting to defeat the basis of the format you're encoding in by trusting your ears. Lower bitrates sacrifice pitches, etc. to lower the mp3's size, decoding and reencoding will not get those sacrificed items back.
<CDBuRnOuT> lots of people cannot tell the difference between 128/160/192, etc.
<Worm|PHP> you can with this ... just check it then see
<Worm|PHP> by what you say there shouldn't be a difference .. and if there is .. then it would sound worse
<Worm|PHP> oh well .. sounds a 100% sharper and clearer .. the 128 sounds so muffled ... back to designing
#7816 +(51)- [X]
<@Theme-4-a-Jakal> we oughta tie allison down and get her addicted to heroin so she'll become a prostitute
#7817 +(96)- [X]
<Musashi> wait what the heck this isnt pong, it's two PMSing stick figures screwin around
#7819 +(164)- [X]
<kt> collars are still ugly on people.
<Adri784> What if you're roleplaying?
<kt> then you'll be an ugly roleplayer.
* Adri784 thinks about that
<Adri784> I guess i'll keep that in mind if i ever enter a sex slave relationship
#7820 +(237)- [X]
<pimplyass> my name is not ugly
#7822 +(73)- [X]
* spacely sets mode: +o splurge
<splurge> if only having ops helped me get chiqs
<splurge> id have hoes fallin' out my ass!
<splurge> (instead of the roaches I hide there so that my mom won't find them)
<spacely> oh man thats why yer weed is always so shitty
<splurge> you mean cheech and chong were wrong? rectal storage doesnt make weed "good shit"?
#7823 +(159)- [X]
<alec_eso> however my balls remain dry and that makes me somewhat sad.
#7825 +(302)- [X]
*** Now talking in #physics
<Lud> "To enable the plasmatic vortex in the neighbouring regions of an oscillating singularity, we would of course have to override the eternal protonic fields surrounding the various quantized eddies"
<TrixyDLuX> oh - of course
#7827 +(33)- [X]
Session Start: Tue May 18 18:38:17 1999
<Ludi> Hey unban me please! :)
<miss> hey i didnt do it this time dickhead
<Ludi> So, you're an op, you can unban me!
<miss> do i want to though....
<Ludi> Yes I think you do :)
<miss> whinge to anaconda
<Ludi> Oh yeah, that's the one
<Ludi> So ... doing anything this Friday?
<Ludi> uhh nothing.
Session Close: Tue May 18 18:56:31 1999
#7828 +(397)- [X]
<civicsi> flappy: they have rubber in em now
<spazzer> HI JASON PRESTON
<civicsi> HTF DID YOU GET MY NAME?
<civicsi> spazzer: your IP will be forwarded to the FBI
<aNuBiS-> JASON PRESTON
<spazzer> go right ahead Mr. Preston
<KK> the people at work are ricers..
<aNuBiS-> i just comprimised your computer
<aNuBiS-> and am reading your files right now
<aNuBiS-> theyre pretty lame mostly
<civicsi> YOU ALL NEED TO STAY OUT OF MY COMPUTER
<JPres> civicsi sounds like a real moron
<civicsi> uhhh, no
<civicsi> I am MCSE asshole
<KK> civicsi.. I have access to government computers.. Jason Preston.. I can see your home address
<civicsi> I have experience
<KK> I have experience jerking off but that doesnt mean I am a jerkoff extroidinaire
<spazzer> So Jason, how have things been?
<aNuBiS-> err, ya it does KK
<KK> aNuBiS-.. hmm.. you are right
<civicsi> spaz: do I even know you?
<spazzer> Jason Preston: http://www.digdug.cx/quotes/?2767
#7829 +(210)- [X]
<rob`> o/` Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord o/`
<JakeStone> rob: Religious pr0n?
ð Kaijin can't come up with a next verse that s pronlike and scans.
<JakeStone> o/~ He was hammering the women hard and now they are quite sore o/~
ð Alaric can't remember enough of the Battle Hymn of the Republic to filk it
<rob`> o/` he hath loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift sword o/`
<rob`> I think the lyrics filk themselves. :)