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#7612 +(593)- [X]

<alien> someone in norway is probably like "what de fuck? bork bork!"

#7619 +(373)- [X]

<mander_> if east timor can be a nation..
<mander_> is there really any reason my bathroom can't be?

#7620 +(488)- [X]

<shadok> CNN: Germany seals Nazi slave labor compensation deal
<shadok> i think they should just invite all the remaining survivors to free
  "compensation camps"

#7623 +(253)- [X]

<Beesta> it's clearly time to go home
<Beesta> I just wrote "getCumming" insted of "getCommunications"
<Beesta> *shudder*

#7627 +(817)- [X]

<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!!
<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!!
<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!!
<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!!
* ToRMeNTeD comes on brazil
<Ratty`> ergh
<Ratty`> it's all sticky
<ToRMeNTeD> you told me to

#7630 +(1275)- [X]

<XxChesterxX> who here uses a dildough
<Solidus> only when i'm making some dilbread

#7635 +(72)- [X]

<zophar>I think you're taking their feelings in the wrong way. Some people just happen to like the game. Obviosuly you don't care that much, and thats cool. But it's your opinion, and some people would like to really play this game the way its meant to be played, full final product, without all the insane amount of cheating in it. O_o;
<Galigmus_Ruune> who cares
<Galigmus_Ruune> cheaters make the game more lifelike
* com4 goes back to warcraft 3 so he can cheat and kill faster than those stupid orcs

#7636 +(369)- [X]

<@Hah|> A lot of you are way too attached to RO. If the servers go down permanently, I wonder how all of you guys would react.
<Dekar> I'm not that attached.
<Dekar> I mean sure, I love the game.. but if It went down, I would move on.
<com4> hah: i'd kill everyone.. in this room .. if the game went down.. and then i'd eat some yogurt
<com4> cuz you know yogurt tastes good. the fruit on the bottom stuff.. rocks.. and then i'd kill people

#7638 +(236)- [X]

<com4> PMMe: they're talking about archers retardo
<PMMeWhenServerWorksPlease> i know!
<PMMeWhenServerWorksPlease> and im not a retard com
<com4> i didn't say that
<com4> i said you were retardo.. protector of the weak.. and stupid .. and humper of legs

#7639 +(195)- [X]

<Deth> dont drink open soda cans that are a week old
<o|ooo|o|> not only was it flat, but it had a layer of dust

#7645 +(183)- [X]

<@netzdamon> ok had her over here last nite
<@netzdamon> right after dinner and my ass hole has been bugging me
<@netzdamon> and we were going at it a little while later
<@netzdamon> dumb beach went down and fucking licked a big glob of preperation h
<@netzdamon> i started laughing so hard i almost pissed myself
<@netzdamon> Preperation H Hemorrhoidal Ointment:
<@netzdamon> Goverment Warning: Do not let gf or wife eat your ass with this ointment packed in it. May cause pucking/divorce.

#7652 +(64)- [X]

* Clampy waits for the next line of home consoles which will vacuum, slice, dice, IRC, download porn, play games, play DVDs, play hopscotch, and play music CDs all in one package.
<{{[o|O]}}> That would be Microsoft Home.

#7654 +(76)- [X]

Dominion: Ill just throw it away and move on like the spoilt child that I am
Dominion: I mean, look at how I use my new pc
Dominion: I havent carressed it since the first day
Dominion: I havent complimented it on the perfect sheen of its aluminium

#7658 +(757)- [X]

<xwred1> my friend on aim is annoying me I want to hack them
<xwred1> I just want to get in and format his drive
<xwred1> I asked him for his address ip and he said its 127.0.0.1
<TheOnyx> heh
<TheOnyx> Do you know what 127.0.0.1 is?
<xwred1> its an address
<xwred1> loopback, or something, right?
<xwred1> it loops to him, then back to me
<xwred1> thats how I can hax0r him

#7659 +(816)- [X]

<xwred1> hmm... do you recommend I replace windows me?  I have lots of friends, I can wares lunix for free.  thats what hackers use, isn't it?
<TheOnyx> You want to warez linux?
<xwred1> you have to, I hear that unix stuff is expensive.  windows me came with my gateway, I tried to ask them for lunix but they told me not to get it because it was buggy and stuff

#7661 +(258)- [X]

<Paran0id> Sectus: my A key is broken...

#7666 +(203)- [X]

<Rustblade> I gotta add some new cooling if I'm going to accomodate this new scsi 3 drive
<Rustblade> oh shit
<Rustblade> you know what I realized
<Rustblade> I need a fucking scsi 3 controler
<Rustblade> I didn't think of that

#7670 +(51)- [X]

(SC__AT): 79. What's a disk of gas orbiting a star of black hole called?
(_uaioe): motardo's fart

#7672 +(396)- [X]

<@blodyholy> do you know the importance of mixing caramel and honey and whipping creme together and heating it up in the microwave for 2 minutes and pouring it on your cat?

#7675 +(145)- [X]

<@WoNkS> omg it came up already
<@motardo> your wang?

#7676 +(55)- [X]

<motardo> i iron my curvy wang

#7679 +(376)- [X]

<[BoB]spencer> LOL who has seen the capture the sperm game?
<Sharp|DoD> i play it every day with my sock
<Sharp|DoD> woops

#7681 +(20)- [X]

* harbor21 explains to the channel subtle cheating.. an example from my life:
once went to my boyfriends house and we had sex... and he peed on me... and then the next time he came to my house i had sex with him but wouldn't pee on him(worried about my carpet)
* harbor21 is a suble cheater

#7682 +(151)- [X]

<landen:#math> It was started by Carl Sagan. For astronomers there is not a lot of difference between 10^9 and 10^12.
<asphyxia:#math> yeah, only three zeros

#7683 +(203)- [X]

<Spyder-> AOL also sucks
*** Carnevil_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Carnevil_[ACA7C955.ipt.aol.com])

#7689 +(310)- [X]

<Phuser> Someone asked me if I knew what time it was today
<Phuser> I said, Yes, but not right now.

#7691 +(178)- [X]

*** OpsuPup has joined #Aussie-Warez
<OpsuPup> fap fapping fap
<OutLore> indeed
<OutLore> howd you guess?
<OutLore> i mean nothing.
<OpsuPup> i can hear you from mornington dude
<OpsuPup> the walls are shaking
* OutLore blushes

#7692 +(1247)- [X]

<evilmarq> my fingers smell of garlic
<Rawr> Where have you been sticking them?
<evilmarq> up my arse
<Rawr> Your arse smells of garlic?
<evilmarq> yes
<Rawr> Why?
<evilmarq> i put garlic up my ass

#7693 +(411)- [X]

<Phuser> fuck me.
<FadeJade> Why
<Phuser> i have no good reason

#7699 +(344)- [X]

<DrShah> anyone know what them things are called that will let me fit a hd into a 5 1/2 inch bay?
<_8ight> yeah. screws.

#7701 +(1334)- [X]

<Ludwigvan> haha you can't kick me
<bobthecow> oi someone op me
<Felix1> bob type alt-f4
<Ludwigvan> hehe
*** bobthecow has quit IRC (Leaving)
<Ludwigvan> HAHAHAHAHAHAH SHE FELL FOR IT!!!!!!!!
<Ludwigvan> HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAA
<Astro}> oh my god ...
<Felix1> :D
<Felix1> oops :p
*** bobthecow has joined #buttermenthol
<bobthecow> err
<Ludwigvan> ahahahahahhahaha ---> bob
<Astroy}> hahaha you idiot bob
<Felix1> sorry bob :D
<bobthecow> my dad was looking over my shoulder and even he laughed

#7703 +(1047)- [X]

<Multus> Indeed. And, fear not, a sense of humor be not required for my employ, though a sense of direction helps, or perhaps a Yahoo! Map, for finding my land can be a chore in itself.
<Jolieve> (( Multus... you have been warned about the out of genre commentary... please cease and desist now, this is your final warning. ))
<Multus> Er...
<Multus> Forgive, I did not mean Yahoo! Maps.  What madness do I speak?  I, um, believe they are called Huzzah! Maps in this land.  Yes?

#7705 +(154)- [X]

* fingle sets mode +owned Maels
* Maels sets mode -satisfaction fing's missus

#7706 +(294)- [X]

archon > man, that was fun
archon > hooray for hack tools and logs
z0e > lumberjack blowjob?

#7707 +(220)- [X]

<ShrikeX> YEAH
<ShrikeX> DNS IS BACK
<Damascus`> and it's better than ever.

#7709 +(549)- [X]

<Logomancr> although I don't know how reliable plasma screens are
<Logomancr> I wonder if I punched a whole in it when running if "plasma" would leak out, in a very star trek moment
<Logomancr> ;P
<Logomancr> "hello fire department, I have a plasma leak in my reactor coils"
<lev|> "on screen"
<Logomancr> "no no, I'm talking about my TV"
<renholde_> maybe if we modify the deflector dish
<Logomancr> that would be so l33t

#7710 +(73)- [X]

<IlpaTYPER> would this have anything to do with banning Class316? heh
<Fakester> no
<Fakester> he should be banned at all times
<Fakester> IMO
<DN|PISSED> he should be klined from planet earth

#7711 +(458)- [X]

<sc1> the video was compressed at 5fps
<sc1> jesus this sucks
<asmodius> Jesus can't help with sucky frame rates. Trust me on that one.
<asmodius> He's pretty useless when it comes to video compression rates.

#7712 +(30)- [X]

<[-tOrn-]> Know a good resource editor?
<Jaykul> E-mail the authors.
<[-tOrn-]> hmm
<[-tOrn-]> That's a good resource editor ;)
<Jaykul> ResHack
* [-tOrn-] never thought of that one..
<[-tOrn-]> yeah, have that.

#7713 +(432)- [X]

<TonyD> you hatiater
<DamianMor> What on earth is a hatiater?
<TonyD> it's a word I just made up
<TonyD> someone who radiates hate

#7714 +(42)- [X]

<kez> Jaykul, nice, er, bottom
<kez> er, I mean
<kez> easter?

#7717 +(368)- [X]

<cosmok> what is programming anymore, copy paste copy paste
<cosmok> copy, reorganize, paste, rework, paste
<kez> you missed a bit off the end
<cosmok> ?
<kez> </html>

#7718 +(803)- [X]

<[-tOrn-]> And then today at work I almost cracked up
<[-tOrn-]> "Hey what are the system requirements on this?"
<[-tOrn-]> "Uh, sir..that's a book."

#7719 +(40)- [X]

* c6 is going to start a radio station
<c6> although the kits are mighty expensive
<Jaykul> lol
<Jaykul> you even have a license?
<[-tOrn-]> Jaykul: hell no
<[-tOrn-]> ;)
<c6> do i ever have a license for anything but driving?

#7723 +(31)- [X]

<KidHype> i like my pr0n like i like my video games...no story line needed, just cut to the fucking chase
<KidHype> but i've been jax0ring since you where in diapers ;)

#7724 +(114)- [X]

<ChRIs_84> what up people...i just got ps2 today, i wanna know how to make games...is itthe same way as dc games?
<Turing1> yuo hook up your PS 2 to a Car Battery with jumper cables, then pop in thegame turn the unit on and  you'll have the game play evperience of your life...or death

#7734 +(59)- [X]

<DaemoN_> NOOOOO!!! MY PENIS IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!

#7748 +(1034)- [X]

< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "{" named.conf.newer | wc -l
< nutbar>   19314
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "}" named.conf.newer | wc -l
< nutbar>   19313
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind]
< nutbar> great
* nutbar fumes
< nutbar> one fucking missing }

#7749 +(421)- [X]

<ViViD> Dude I'm still getting 20ms pings!
<RTT> err thats normal
<ViViD> Yeah but I just doubled my upload bandwidth!
<RTT> Yes?
<ViViD> Well why hasn't my ping halfed?
<RTT> Dude doubling your upload bandwidth wont affect your ping
<ViViD> Shutup you geek

#7751 +(349)- [X]

<X3M`Dodo> |TazHoliO| : If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?


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