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#7134 +(213)- [X]

<Grant|BnW> Have you seen what happens if you give the mariners a sheep?
<CrashCat> lots of uses
<Grant|BnW> "A sheep. Lovely! Sheep have many uses, and the voyage is long."
<CrashCat> try giving them a woman
<Grant|BnW> What do they say?
<Grant|BnW> I'm trying to be nice now, so I don't want to if they'll rape or eat her.
<Grant|BnW> I wouldn't put anything past fucking accordian players.

#7136 +(409)- [X]

* Rasputin found a student's share open on the network of 2.35 gigs of PR0n
<Rasputin> plus various movies and other crap
<Neep> Are you going to admin his ass or download it all?
<Rasputin> both, Neep. Both. :)
<Prior_Tuck> yes...but it could be illegal.
<Rasputin> What's illegal? I'm archving for possible er...administrative purposes

#7137 +(253)- [X]

<Prior_Tuck> I got a guy busted during my year at eaton. he had 6 gigs of "illegal" pron, as wel as 15 gigs of legal pron. I turned his PC to my boss..where my boss called the police.
<CrashCat> so did he have the pr0n put into two directories, 'legal' and 'illegal'? :P
<Prior_Tuck> yes he did actually
<Prior_Tuck> he had his word docs folder and his powerpoint folder

#7138 +(154)- [X]

<Prior_Tuck> We had a real Pron king at eaton though. He wad a 30 gig HD full of pron. He requests a new Hard Drive. We suspected he was downloading. He refused to give us his PC, but we insisted to take it...to install the new drive. I took his ten times embedded folder and clicked delete. Put the harddrive in my PC and gave hi his PC back. I told him his cache was full. hes got plenty of room

#7139 +(127)- [X]

<Neep> I'm still wondering what the exact definition of illegal pron is.
<Rasputin> children
<Sbot> children are VERY expensive

#7141 +(307)- [X]

<Naivete> god, this shit is so much more efficient than windows
<Naivete> linux kernel=1 file
<Naivete> windows kernel=2/3 of your total ram, NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF THAT RAM THERE IS.

#7143 +(712)- [X]

<DanSTC> Delusion, will you have my baby?
<Delusion> Dan:  Yes, if it's cooked well.

#7145 +(461)- [X]


#7148 +(316)- [X]

<_Rojo_> I want to compile her kernel
<_Rojo_> christ
<_Rojo_> computer-geek foreplay

#7152 +(302)- [X]

<Fryboy> stormos sister aint that bad
<stormo> please don't talk about my sister like that
<ambrness> go back to insulting me and my taste, Fryboy .. safer ground
<stormo> she has more integrity than to go out with some loser who spends all his life on IRC
<Fryboy> ahahahah
-ambrness- thats why incest is out of the question for him

#7153 +(1132)- [X]

<bumr> maybe he makes mad love to the penguin
<dys> Perhaps Cathy wears a Tux the Penguin suit for him.
<dys> And then he "debugs her code" all night long.
<bumr> cunnilinux

#7155 +(134)- [X]

<KINGofEXTREME> alligators are male crocdiles

#7156 +(343)- [X]

<vas> my dad recons i dont look up porn
<vas> cuase i tell him it would come up on the bill if i do so

#7157 +(383)- [X]

<DeF`> hehe... The Man in the Iron Mask made me cry... for real
<cuzzzin> debbie does dallas made me jack off

#7158 +(165)- [X]

<Chambered> my hair is halfway down my back
<tize> thats too long
<Chambered> but when your taking a shit and run out of paper, its alright

#7159 +(56)- [X]

<b|aze> i wanked my dog once
<b|aze> haha
<b|aze> i was so pissed

#7160 +(374)- [X]

<dEaD_fAiRy> plus the guy has to look a certian way to turn me on
<Mousey> does he have to look desperate

#7161 +(315)- [X]

<KINGofEXTREME> i forgot cars come in manual man
<KINGofEXTREME> my friend starts changing gears
<KINGofEXTREME> im like what are you doing
<KINGofEXTREME> didnt know what was going on

#7162 +(151)- [X]

<@Latino-Heat> when i was in school, during free periods i'd sit in the library cos i couldnt go home and i'd look up stds in encyclopedias
<@Latino-Heat> cos i had rashes everywhere

#7163 +(68)- [X]

<Descartes> A wanker is not a racial slur
<GORE> it is
<GORE> beleive me it is
<GORE> to me

#7165 +(393)- [X]

<^FiCtIoN^> get a tounge ring
<CheeseCookies> lol, coz there good on chicks :D
<Mousey> so is an apron

#7167 +(54)- [X]

<[7^11^Dropout]> i will put you in a wheelchair witha shpinning, half-twist, lebanese heel kick mate
<Mousey> if you were lebanese you would still be working at 7-11
<Mousey> lying cunt

#7171 +(355)- [X]

::Sathane.. I am wlasys sober
::Sathane.. excpet when I dirnk

#7172 +(158)- [X]

<Mr_BoGgLeS> she said you looked edible mosey..
<Mousey> well boggles
<Mousey> if she thinks im edible
<Mousey> she probably is fat
<Mousey> i have no fat on me
<Mousey> eating me would be like going on a diet

#7173 +(369)- [X]

<Ice|P> blow jobs r better
<mk4> why because you get a load in the mouth
<nim-zero> a load in the mouth is worth two in the hand

#7174 +(397)- [X]

<Latino-Heat> my mum wants me to get a piercing or a tattoo to make me look meaner

#7175 +(234)- [X]

<Punk-In-Drublic> ill look at my penis... and laugh... or will i cry??
<Mousey> it deoends if you drew a happy face or a sad face on it ross

#7177 +(145)- [X]

<Tyson> kegs rule
<Tyson> im gonna marry one
<Mousey> ill have an affair with it

#7178 +(830)- [X]

<BeLLa`> does sperm die when it hits the air, msg me if u know
<carcin0gen-> sounds like someone got a 3 pointer

#7179 +(287)- [X]

<morientes> some fucker just played a trick on me.. i was sitting in the couch.. well all of a sudden my jocks feel like their going up my ass crack... i try to pull out the wedge.. most pain i've ever felt... someone put chewy in my jocks and my ass hairs are all stuck together.. stuck to my jocks.. i dont fucking believe this shit

#7183 +(601)- [X]

(Jeopardy) hi I need someone to help me with compiling a small program
(dgc) Jeopardy: What is gcc?

#7187 +(138)- [X]

<solo> Think about a time in your life which you had the most fun, well....then picture work being the total opposite

#7190 +(1283)- [X]

<eff> the noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.

#7191 +(48)- [X]

[@Eric^^] win [Eminem - Rap Attack - 16 - Eminem - Forget About Dre (Live From SNL Feat. Eminem).mp3] - (3m55s/192kbps) amp
[@nacitar] Rap Attack! OmG
@nacitar gets rapped on by a crow

#7192 +(399)- [X]

<gedamo> Some of our customers used to call their computer boxes the "brain" and it led tothem calling up saying things like "My brain isn'tworking"

#7194 +(847)- [X]

<nit`zZz> I was lovin that pussy while she was lovin this dick, I was shovin it in her while she was yellin dont quit
<NGN-_-> Then you realized you were dreamin that shit - in real life your a no-pussy gettin prick

#7198 +(145)- [X]

<@Web> <Anastasia> fuck you
<@Web> russian men get upset easily

#7199 +(93)- [X]

<lilp00t> give me somin new to make fun of u for
<death2all82> ummmm i came in today and idled and u went on for like 45mins. until i responde. then i left for a half an hour and u were still going on talking to no1
<death2all82> now the fruitcake is PMing me

#7200 +(556)- [X]

<zhix> logicbox - sarenna lee rocks you.. she's just so.. bountiful!
<zhix> I could literally get lost in her bosom.
<zhix> I'd accidently drop my bagel in there and end up falling in..

#7201 +(409)- [X]

<@WatchDragon> dude, i am like -- that close to having my boating licence
<@motardo> dude, you are like -- that close to having a mullet

#7206 +(251)- [X]

<Bane> they PROMISED they'd call me
<Xzibit-A> bunch of fucken users
<Bane> that's what i say
<Bane> i'm nothing but two holes and two hands to them
<Bane> *sob*
<Bane> just a cum receptacle

#7214 +(192)- [X]

<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert.    Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with one massive shove

#7215 +(277)- [X]

<geekster> mossibly
<geekster> that's most poccibly, but it went thru a horible translation from brain to fingers
<geekster> ARSE!!

#7216 +(179)- [X]

<eod> echo "\$cd pub" >t-shirt
<eod> echo "\$more beer" >>t-shirt
<eod> heh
<weis> cat t-shirt | sed s/beer/whiskey/ >better_t-shirt

#7219 +(359)- [X]

<Sundancer> DE: "The truth is out there" :)
<DarkElf> sunny: yeah, thank god it's out there and not in here with us

#7220 +(374)- [X]

*** DarkElf changes topic to "Sundancer Kicked Hiro's butt at Pool!! :) that's Mr 'I have my own table at home' Gay Helicopter Pilot Hiro (in case you were wondering)"
<Hiro> *growl*
*** Hiro changes topic to "I lost ONE FUCKING GAME to her ok?"
*** DarkElf changes topic to "yes, but to a WOMAN ?"
<Hiro> she isnt a women
<Hiro> she is a beast from the pits of hell
<Hiro> a demon possessed her
<DarkElf> see - reading that bible thing may have helped you... and you laughed at the people in #alive
*** DarkElf changes topic to "Hiro converts to christianity"
<Hiro> de: even jesus would have lost that fucking game of pool
<Hiro> I need a gun, so I can shoot myself
<DarkElf> Hiro: why don't you just stab yoursefl in the eye with the pool cue.....
<DarkElf> hang on though, going on sunny's description of you skill you'll probably miss *grin

#7221 +(357)- [X]

*** mrBlond changes topic to "The QuakeFEST is....."
*** fern changes topic to "The QuakeFEST was yesterday !!"
<mrBlond> wow I must be REALLY lagged then

#7223 +(218)- [X]

<wabbit> ok ... we dont choose what cum tastes like ... otherwise it would taste a WHOLE LOT DIFFERENT!!!

#7224 +(1793)- [X]

***  mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's, All welcome. Place for 500"
<Minko> grrrr
<Minko> You can all come, but I'm not gonna be there
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's  <Minko> You can all come"
<Minko> Stop it guys, I'm busy this weekend
<Minko> I've got big things planned
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's  <Minko> You can all come <Minko> I've got big things planned"
<Minko> Aaargh

#7226 +(428)- [X]

<Stray> you're a winner. i'm a winner. we're all winners here.
<KurtBatz> Everyone's a winner baby, that's the truth.  o/~
<Hawx> I have to go to fucking work tomorrow. I'm not a winner.
<Hawx> I'm just a breadwinner.
<Hawx> But who the fuck wants to work for bread?
<KurtBatz> Ethiopians.
<Hawx> True

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