#7034 +(119)- [X]
<Kash> I'd donate sperm to the helpless supermodels
<Kash> THEY ARE STRAVING YOU KNOW
<Maugan> SPERM....Its whats for dinner
#7036 +(187)- [X]
<Brellium> Hey where is everyone in Ao?
<Rattran> Stuck in a wall
#7038 +(219)- [X]
<casss> divX runs slightly jittery on comp
<casss> is that cause of vid card?
<JtHMx> it's cuz you're gy
<sirg> but how does the codec know that?
<JtHMx> it's magic
<sirg> very cool!
* sirg is way impressed
#7039 +(756)- [X]
<Lazarus> Doc, you really gotta quit inhaling all that bullshit; it's not good for you.
#7041 +(-39)- [X]
<Maugan> How did Mako get the 8 year old boy to cry twice?
<Mako> Maugan: I forget, how?
<Maugan> He wiped his bloody dick on its teddy bear
<Kash> He wiped the blood on
#7048 +(305)- [X]
<LizziBayb> hey, narcissism ain't a bad thing. sometimes it's the only unconditional love you can get
#7050 +(357)- [X]
<Necron> man, can't even start an op war in here anymore.
*** Necron was kicked by Conskill (Conskill)
<Conskill> Op war won.
#7053 +(90)- [X]
<anarch> do you get to beat your pets like in dungeon keeper?
<Twinkcide> You can beat them and throw things at them!
* Twinkcide throws anarch into the side of a mountain
#7056 +(236)- [X]
<Dracleath> You know, its disturbing how much the frosting for dominos cinnamon sticks looks like semen
#7057 +(625)- [X]
<Lazarus> Anyone care to guess my sign?
<DocWebstr> "Keep Off"?
<Lazarus> Wrong Way.
<Beki> this end up? :)
<K`shandra> "Thank You - Come Again." ;-)
#7064 +(216)- [X]
<Staberinde> The worst of the bunch was this
* Staberinde points at his crotch
<Staberinde> "Ya know this thing isn't going to blow itself!"
<CrashCat> it will if you wire it with explosives
<Staberinde> Well yes, but that's only when the zombies are near
#7065 +(698)- [X]
<skatoni> will some one please help
<skatoni> there is a guy hacking into my computer
<shev> unplug your modem
<shev> see those wires behind your computer?
<shev> rip'em all out
*** skatoni has quit IRC (Read error to skatoni[ppp012.rosenet.net]: Connection reset by peer)
#7066 +(313)- [X]
<Ein|sk00l> Is it too much to ask for ONE hot shower a week?
<Staberinde> But then I live in California
<Staberinde> Where its too much to ask for electricity at least once a week
#7067 +(19)- [X]
<Naivete> the Christian Culture Club scheduled Jesus Day
<Naivete> and the Gay Culture Club scheduled Gay Day on the same day
*** Naivete was kicked by Kash (...)
<Naivete> and harassed the christians.
#7069 +(189)- [X]
<anarch> i should put some pants on and go check my mail
<Burimpu> or you could do it without pants
#7070 +(200)- [X]
<Joe_> The word "gun" has been replaced with "Poppinfresh Poke" in all of the history books. Didn't they cover that on the news?
<Joe_> Lemme get my book
<Joe_> The M-1A, the standar issue Poppinfresh Poke up until the Korean Thumbwrestle.
<Joe_> Then, at the advent of the Vietman Squardance, the new standard issue Poppinfresh Poke was a modified version of the old, named the M16a, or as the soldiers called it: "Hoo hoo!"
#7072 +(472)- [X]
<Staberinde> What I'm wondering is why the ACLU isn't bringing lawsuits against these schools that suspend kids for drawings or writings. I mean if that's not depriving someone of their freedom of speech I don't know what is.
<Joe_> Because the Supreme Court ruled that the constitution doesn't extend to schools.
<Staberinde> That means my old high school can secede from the union then, right?
<Joe_> It could work..
#7073 +(317)- [X]
<Joe_> I got arrested by a school poice officer.
<Joe_> Up until I was sitting in Juvi for a couple hours, I was being illegaly detained.
<Joe_> Heh.. last time I try to ditch school to take a shit.
<Joe_> From now on, I'm shitting in my locker. Let them find THAT the next time they do a random search.
<Joe_> I can see it now. A stare down. Me, with my pants down. The cop, nose covered, gun drawn.
#7074 +(351)- [X]
<gegi> same reason people look down on you if you're into BDSM but prefer the man to be the dom
<Naivete> people look down on that?
<Nicademus> cause the girl is tied to the floor duh
<Nicademus> kinda hard to look up at her
#7077 +(647)- [X]
<Einer> Charging for porn is like caging a beautiful unicorn in a deep, dark dungeon.
#7079 +(304)- [X]
<DocWebstr> Okay... a couple of things before I very literally go pass out....
<Mycroft> If it's about Soylent Green, we already know. :)
#7083 +(481)- [X]
<slog> Is Susan Sarandon too old to be considered "dooable"?
<Kiler> I'd still do her
<Rain|Joker> She's borderline
<slog> that's 1 yes, 1 no, 1 maybe
<Pander> Desperation is the key factor.
<Kranrev> I'd say yes, but it would be creepy
<Lum_> Ben Franklin said of older women: "They know what they are doing, and they are eternally grateful".
<Lum_> in case you don't know your history Franklin was pretty much a slutpuppy
#7086 +(114)- [X]
<JanetBabe> love is the answer
<Weather> What was the question?
<DulRiff> what is 6 times 9?
<JanetBabe> how many angels can fuck on the head of a pin?
#7088 +(180)- [X]
<Naivete> I wouldn't be surprised if xrg is down for good.
<Soul|gone> it has been 24 hours.
<Soul|gone> that is a pretty good indication that it went bye bye
<Naivete> that would make me rather sad.
<Naivete> not all that sad, mind you.
<Naivete> but still pretty sad.
<Damarr> Just sad enough to make you feel sad
#7089 +(56)- [X]
<Kash> Biee, my modem cost me 8 bucks
<Bieeardo> Holy shit. That's... oy.
<Kash> IT IS A CURCUIT BOARD AND A BELL
<Bieeardo> Oh, so it's a hard-coded version of EQ?
#7090 +(284)- [X]
<CrashCat> I could never place a personal ad. I would live on p0rn and irc before I got that far. oh wait
#7091 +(182)- [X]
<Madman> made it thru the 3rd level!
<CrashCat> before you know it you'll be done and saying 'this game sux, it's too short' and taking it back to the store
#7094 +(249)- [X]
<Kyle|> I AM THE MOST STRONGER PROGRAMMING MEN IN THE WORLD!!!!!
#7098 +(194)- [X]
<Joe_> What is the idea behind Black % White?
<Kash> Joe, it's CAtz with better AI, and villagers
<Joe_> So, a gigapet with a surrounding town?
<Kash> pretty damn fun
<Joe_> They scrapped UO2 for pokemon.
#7103 +(1181)- [X]
<Rain|BW> sbot jesus
<Sbot> Jesus Saves! But Gretzky Rebounds, He Shoots, He Scores!
<CrashCat> jesus saves souls and redeems them for valuable prizes at the ticket counter
<gegi> Jesus saves, the rest of you take 5d20 damage.
#7106 +(264)- [X]
(Deathwing) I get to see a concert tomorrow, so there
(Lanfear) what concert?
(Deathwing) some guy who plays guitar for commercials
(zed) Wow, some guy who plays guitar for commercials.
(Deathwing) zed, he's one of the most famous guitarist in the world, actually
(Deathwing) up there with Joe Satriani, among others
(Lanfear) that's why you call him 'some guy'?
#7108 +(218)- [X]
(goosedaemon) someone define "talking out of [a] ass"
(Leper_Mess) goose; you know.. get a donkey, and speak without moving your lips so it looks like the donkey's talking.
#7109 +(268)- [X]
(@sno) Emacs can mow down forests too. But it mows down forests with the passing of its fat, bloated ass.
#7110 +(275)- [X]
<@Spider124> Gay ass homo, as opposed to "Hetero Ass homo"
#7111 +(504)- [X]
<PyroP> My sister has freinds over. They're banging the piano.
<piman> PyroP, Uh...
<aer> I see..
<PyroP> ^banging^banging on
#7113 +(18)- [X]
<@AgentAce> and I'm gonna get a pair of those new female shoes
<@AgentAce> because they got soul
<@AgentAce> err sole
#7116 +(60)- [X]
* *@michael decides that given two evils, x and y, where x=cherry jolly ranchers and y=apple jolly ranchers, y<x
#7118 +(74)- [X]
<HowLeTT> if my back seat smells like pussy tomorrow, im going to be furious
#7119 +(665)- [X]
<Philly_B> the set of all real numbers
(*michael) The set of all real numbers, now only $99.99! Order now and get a complimentary imaginary number commemorative plate free with your order.
#7120 +(74)- [X]
<AgentAce1> well that's interesting
<AgentAce1> actually...that's fuckin weird ass shit
#7121 +(207)- [X]
<Spamizbad> minix is the baddass hardcore 16bit unix from the rough side of town
#7123 +(348)- [X]
<Grant> Hey, you know what the biggest problem with all current MMOGs is?
<Mako> insufficient boobage
<Grant> That too.
#7124 +(168)- [X]
<Chum> I told them I was a 16 year old female that would put out if given a beta account.
<Kash> yea, i'm going to be female to
#7125 +(205)- [X]
<Dracleath> Dual wielding great swords with monkey grip
<Staberinde> I have a monkeygrip
<Staberinde> they won't let me use it in public though
#7126 +(271)- [X]
<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
<Kash> LOOK AT ME
<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
*** Kash was kicked by da_slog (ITS NOT VERY PHUN)
<CrashCat> MY FOOT IS ON YOUR BUM
#7127 +(174)- [X]
*** Mezoth|work was kicked by Avie_work (the last guy that said, "I think you know what I want" to me ended up in the hospital. FOR SIX MONTHS.)
#7128 +(151)- [X]
<Madman> Rodents Of Unusual Size....I don't think they exist
<Sbot> size is irrelevent. It's a question of methodology.
#7129 +(70)- [X]
<Kash> BW has eveyone catassing
<CrashCat> that's leopardassing to you
<Rasputin> I'm monkeyassing! :)
<Mako> just one ass? it is of no use to me.
#7132 +(867)- [X]
<Darkz> Can't get drunk, work soon
<Delusion> Your priorities disgust me.
#7133 +(414)- [X]
<Rasputin> eiiiiidle eidle eee
<Rasputin> eiiiidle eidle eee
<Rasputin> we won't be leavin' til we get some pus-sy sooooooo
<CrashCat> i'm not complainin' but shut up or I'll beat your brain in