#6948 +(63)- [X]
<glasnost> 1040 ez e
<glasnost> peace to all my bruvas at the iRS
#6949 +(417)- [X]
<dh> man irc is a waste of time...i should go play quake or something...
#6951 +(221)- [X]
<glasnost> i didn't have a life.
<glasnost> i had a BBS.
#6954 +(489)- [X]
<glasnost> i just talked to some girls on this hall.
<glasnost> they're like, female and stuff.
#6955 +(229)- [X]
<null> glasnost: what version of the internet did you install?/
<glasnost> null: 5.0
#6956 +(475)- [X]
<friction> hey hey.
<Turbovec> yo yo yo flapjack
<friction> i... don't know what that means.
<Turbovec> its raper talk, you're not supposed to understand dawg ;-)
<FlipTopBox> Turbovec: i believe you either mean "rapper" or "rapist". considering the context, i'm supposing the first.
#6958 +(23)- [X]
<ZXTPKNNOBBBSSCS> rosy palm pilots?
#6959 +(240)- [X]
<greg> I like bush, but i dont like Busch or Bush.
#6960 +(324)- [X]
<ZXPKNOBB> I invented this incredible cough drop medicine! The side effects include mild coughing.
#6961 +(214)- [X]
<zhixel:#916> <matrix> woah. I know perl. </matrix>
<junk:#916> you forgot the trailing dude
#6962 +(298)- [X]
<SlapAyoda:#916> felix, do these girls names end in jpg or gif?
<felix:#916> slap: names are insignificant
#6963 +(341)- [X]
<felix:#slackware> ne1 isn't here. try AOL
#6964 +(60)- [X]
<lokia:#916> you obvioously havent been modeming long
#6965 +(356)- [X]
<glasnost> kkf: we should get married, so you can be kkk.
<kkf> hmm... wow, another reason not to marry you :)
<glasnost> ouch, that backfired
#6967 +(909)- [X]
<kate> you MALE. always wanting to talk about football instead of my menstrual cycle.
#6969 +(292)- [X]
<glas_paper> my paper has the word count of the beast
#6970 +(321)- [X]
<RunMe> I saw people fucking in the NRV parking lot once back in high school
<RunMe> it was pretty fucking disgusting
<glasnost> thats an appropriate type of disgusting.
#6975 +(204)- [X]
<vampyr> i didn't lose it in the sense of i can't find it
<vampyr> i lost it networkically
#6976 +(462)- [X]
* vampyr giggles in a sinister manner
<vampyr> hmm..that didn't come out right
* vampyr chortles in a sinister manner
#6977 +(487)- [X]
<ZXPKNOBB> I should make a cereal, where it is potato chips.
<ZXPKNOBB> And you must eat it in water, not in milk.
<ZXPKNOBB> It'll be called Gross Flakes.
#6978 +(195)- [X]
<pkt> if i was giving some one cpr, and i heard my ups beeping, i would stop the cpr, and make sure my computer got plugged in somewhere else
#6979 +(328)- [X]
<glasnost> shiva: the zoo is where are the hardcore niggas hang out
<shiva> we chill next to the lions
<shiva> with our gats
<shiva> lickin' our snow cones
#6980 +(161)- [X]
<chococat44> you just cant keep a good man down
<greg> Conversly, you can't keep a bad man up.
#6982 +(170)- [X]
<zoner> anyone know the content-type for a .exe
<ZXPKNOBB> It's content-type is "fun".
#6983 +(319)- [X]
<unlord> you are now talking to a man who owns a piece of furniture for the express purpose of sleeping on it
<Animix> can I have your autograph
#6986 +(370)- [X]
<vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it unstable
<vamp_work> it tells me every time I log in
#6987 +(180)- [X]
<@vampyr> clearly Trent Reznor is a debian user
#6992 +(250)- [X]
<mantid> outlander, it's a simple analog controller
<warptail> like my wang.
#6994 +(647)- [X]
<mgod> weights 300 or something
<mgod> she sez she has a thyroid problem
<bats> um i didn't know nabisco made thyroids
#6996 +(240)- [X]
<Javi> a gijoe game would suck
<Javi> cause nobody ever dies
#6998 +(234)- [X]
<enojy> im gonna tell my parents im a father so i get a present on sunday
#7000 +(213)- [X]
<evenpar123> Radioactive rain would be pretty freaky
<evenpar123> You'd need a pretty strong umbrella...
<Slant> evenpar123: Umbrella wouldn't help.
<evenpar123> Lead bubble?
<Slant> Shit, living inside of a motorized lead bubble would be cool.
<evenpar123> Where would you get gas?
<Slant> You could use the rain.
<evenpar123> But, how would you use the internet?
<mightyflo> use aol
#7001 +(273)- [X]
<LizziBabe> Kiri! I got something you just *gotta* have!
<Lazarus> Lizzi: Sex?
#7004 +(172)- [X]
<@Logan> I think my roommate has a strong aversion to taking out the trash.
<@drini> kill him
<@drini> ok maybe not a good idea
<@drini> you'll have to take out garbagetwice
<@drini> as often
#7005 +(227)- [X]
<Rikhei> I am *not* a pricktease
<K`shandra> oh - you follow through. Okay. ;-)
#7009 +(46)- [X]
<`Kd> in status..that ppl talking in there not knowing we see them or something?
#7010 +(61)- [X]
<`Kd> theres another good spelling leason
#7013 +(520)- [X]
<`Kd> iv finally mastered my keyboars
#7017 +(245)- [X]
<Ac3d> i guess this isn't TOO bad..i mean it could be worse...
<Ac3d> I only have to re-install my modem everytime i want to get on the net
#7018 +(118)- [X]
Topic is 'God made drunks so ugly people could get laid.' Set by Ac3d
<Ac3d> man..i think im getting drunk
#7021 +(134)- [X]
<Ac3d> ima redneck now...Chevy sent a magazine to my house under the name Bob Jones
#7022 +(607)- [X]
<Ac3d> uh oh, i think i just sent a nude pic of me to my friends mom
#7023 +(220)- [X]
<Ac3d> think i should archive my pr0n acording to type (movie,picture,interactive,etc...), alphabetical (a-f,g-m,etc..), size, or genre?
#7025 +(285)- [X]
<skychic> how do you exit channels?
<anarch> use /quit
*** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
*** skychic has joined #lummies
<CrashCat> hmm, you must have missed a parameter
<CrashCat> try /quit #lummies
*** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: #lummies)
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<ori0n> why did you name yourself after a video file?
<avi-> because i'm long hardcore and take forever to download
#7027 +(54)- [X]
<rb> eminem vs a terrorist organization
#7028 +(738)- [X]
<Conskill> That kinda gun brings out the raving gun loving American in us all.
<The_Tick> Over and under shotgun. Three throwing knives. The ability to hide.
<Rain> yeah, seriously.
<Rain> The_tick - Huh?
<The_Tick> That's all you need.
<The_Tick> And it's cheeeep.
<Twinkcide> Rain: The bullets are embedded in cakes of propellant instead of casings. It was designed to overcome the problem of recoil pushing the barrel off target while firing in bursts
<Twinkcide> Has an insane ROF while in 3-round burst mode, and no recoil until the third round has left the barrel
<Pander> Tick: That won't kill a velociraptor.
<The_Tick> On the other hand, I'd sleep with that thing if I had one.
<Pander> I base all gun purchases on "Will this kill a velociraptor?"
#7030 +(296)- [X]
<Adar> "If you handle an envelope and some white powder spills out, you should _____________?"
<Boog|Happy> "Sniff it?"
#7031 +(463)- [X]
<Somebob> Can I have some?
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> no. this is my own personal stock.
#7033 +(193)- [X]
<Paine> "What body parts would you be willing to give away to play AO normally?"
<Paine> I mean, are you really using that little toe for anything important?
<Rattran> Depends on how many are in the freezer, doesn't it?
<Burimpu> I'd give my left vaginal wall to play AO properly!