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#6401 +(544)- [X]

<risca> how do you spell world?
<risca> as in "the whole world"
<mixie> world

#6403 +(308)- [X]

<cygnus> i need to go grocery shopping 
<avi-> nice  
<cygnus> i don't have shit for food 
<avi-> that's a good thing, i've seen those shit eating videos and it doesn't look tasty

#6405 +(295)- [X]

<wasabi> I wish catheters were comfortable and socially acceptible
<wasabi> and that I had a minifridge under my desk

#6409 +(53)- [X]

* Pixelz learnt everything he knows by playing pool

#6416 +(218)- [X]

<Jason> What's NRE?
<Scott> NRE - New Relationship Energy!
<Scott> It's just like cocaine, only more expensive.

#6418 +(13)- [X]

<suchness> my ear wax is pure black!?!?!?!?!
<suchness> WTF

#6419 +(201)- [X]

<extremist> strep?
<extremist> that thing where girls take their clothes off?

#6420 +(401)- [X]

--- [signoff!#windowmaker] NinjaCodr (wife getting naked)

#6422 +(423)- [X]

<sp00t> the only trouble with watching dune is every time I see that guy I expect him to pull out a palm pilot like thing saying "Ziggy says theres a 45.2 percent chance that you're here to save the whales"

#6426 +(528)- [X]

<BadlandZ> So, what's new, where are the bots?
<Sprout> they are eating lunch
<BadlandZ> heh.. together?
<Sprout> do you ever see bots eating with people?

#6430 +(393)- [X]

<TwoEight> heh, i dont even know how to hack a system
<TwoEight> i am always amazed when i hear such stories
<TheBigZ> hell, half the time I can't get into my own damn box, much less someone elses

#6432 +(92)- [X]

<PI^2> my first puter was c-64
<PI^2> I had many nasty games on c-64 :D
<PI^2> like 'fast masturbation' and such :)
<PI^2> that game was soo weird :D
<PI^2> though it had good graphics for a c-64 game :)

#6434 +(222)- [X]

<Cheetah> heh, someone else who was on my box didn't like my lack of bitchx ...
<sig11> heh?
<Cheetah> bitchx
<Cheetah> BitchX
<Cheetah> for fucks..
<Cheetah> (from .bash_history)
<Cheetah> who actually types things like for fucks.. into their shell?

#6436 +(53)- [X]

<tomed> hmm
<MrBawb> uh oh!
<MrBawb> tomed is thinking!

#6438 +(220)- [X]

<shev> Efnet needs to get mIRC to include an air raid siren wav file, and play it when there's a server hack

#6441 +(10153)- [X]

<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado

#6442 +(248)- [X]

<redhook> <--- 22
<redhook> and I got a 7 year old on my nuts, how pathetic
<redhook> s/7/17/
<redhook> that looked bad

#6443 +(257)- [X]

<far_call> "you can stick that in your pipe and awk it"

#6444 +(1122)- [X]

<zhixel> I'd really like to meet a sane woman who doesn't have to
constantly rely on me for emotional support
<far_call> and I'd really like to be able to drive my car to jupiter

#6445 +(1647)- [X]

<gh5046> beep boop beep boop beep beep boop
<skrike> thats right r2 we're going to cloud city

#6450 +(122)- [X]

<paper_bag> i have looked for so long for a channel that has x-dccs with white poeple music

#6453 +(670)- [X]

<O_6> my helpful nature gets me into many a snag
<MadMan37> so does your weakness for pic-a-nic baskets

#6455 +(8)- [X]

<^cell^> one of these days, ill get my friends and family members and stuff to jump into the back of my truck, and all 277 of us will run over a bunch of french people

#6458 +(282)- [X]

<^erica^> god, why dont you apear infront of me when i pray?
<GodFu> because i like to watch

#6459 +(1476)- [X]

<Bobo> what's wrong with being a homosexual?
<klong> it's gay

#6460 +(10825)- [X]

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

#6461 +(291)- [X]

<Flik> my friend gave up masturbation for lent, and lost in an hour

#6464 +(672)- [X]

<chin|werk> msimn can kiss my fucking bloody ass
<chin|werk> outlook express is a little fucking drama queen
<chin|werk> "OOoOHHHH, YOU UPGRADED TO IE 6"

#6469 +(115)- [X]

<MC_GREG> your hapkido will not save you when i am wiping your asshole with your tongue

#6472 +(303)- [X]

<[werk]chin> (Bobo) "With the sam's deal on a 100 gb drive, im able to download and store the porn of 10 regular men"

#6473 +(589)- [X]

<trance> ooo the heat is on in my house, my dad must have gotten a raise

#6478 +(260)- [X]

<HevyD> yea, one time I got caught masturbating and I yelled at my dad telling him to go get help cause I had him caught and I needed backup, boy that was akward

#6480 +(1205)- [X]

<axel026> i need help please
<^cell^> do you have an appointment?
<axel026> im french
<^cell^> i see... thats a terrible disorder

#6481 +(167)- [X]

<whaQd|cybering> any porn with cheese curls is pretty elite

#6482 +(972)- [X]

<funknut> I like my women like I like my coffee.
<Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro?

#6483 +(384)- [X]

<dj_ak> i just popped a zit on my shoulder
<dj_ak> and it hit me in the eye
<dj_ak> then i licked my eye
<splifs> women must love you

#6484 +(171)- [X]

<luna> okay okay, so it *probably* isn't going to snow, but i can
<luna> imagine it!
<roland> well, if we're imagining, i can imagine buxom women will fall
<roland> from the sky like sexy hailstones.

#6485 +(22)- [X]

<blazemore> DJing with vinyl is like people still making soap from their own pig fat

#6486 +(288)- [X]

<wmf> AaronSw: what did I tell you about Stallman?
<AaronSw> not to have sex with him?

#6488 +(143)- [X]

<firebone> btw my fav jpop group is Goa Tse Ceex

#6490 +(260)- [X]

<Ashen> fucking hell
<Ashen> I just ate a paint chip I thought was a peanut
<Ashen> shit how much l;ead do you think is in a sealant

#6491 +(576)- [X]

<SwampFox> "I'm sleeping with several local teens.  Find out if your child is one of them at 11."

#6492 +(206)- [X]

<Bobo> Hobo-Niff, will you be my partner in dance dance strangulation?

#6493 +(468)- [X]

<[Shinji]> Arrrr... bend over laddie and I'll show ye a fishstick that makes it's OWN tatar sauce....#($*

#6498 +(203)- [X]

[01:58] *** Loops|ao changes topic to '<Neep> what are you gonna do Bobo? || <Bobo> live in my parents' basement till i'm 47 and i die of autoerotic asphyxiation alone and a virgin'

#6500 +(365)- [X]

-^cell^- how fast is your processor?
«tylor» 56k

#6501 +(1119)- [X]

<chin|werk> its not video games fault that its a lot of fun to kill people

#6505 +(258)- [X]

<jeremiah> the other day, we were sitting there in class
during an awkward pause and the teacher was feeling all proud of himself [...] and I say: "so mr critzer, when are you going
to get a real job?"

#6508 +(-23)- [X]

[1:02pm] <+weeve> now kthx bye now you don't exist on my harddrive or in my memorys anymore try not thinking your a 22 year old mack with a good job and gf and accept who you are I am 6'8 and 245 I'm a black belt in ju jitsu unlike you lieing kiddies wanna spar come to me I'm bored now
[1:02pm] weeve «~Eden@ip68-10-94-135.rn.hr.cox.net» has Quit iRC (`docno==liar I love kiddies:) kthx)

#6511 +(1406)- [X]

<monami> this utility has a macro recording function but no loop command
<monami> so i record a macro, and then put a stapler on the keyboard to hold the button down
<monami> and go have coffee
<monami> i note that the stapler, on the whole, is a more efficient and productive employee than i am

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