<risca> how do you spell world?
<cygnus> i need to go grocery shopping
<wasabi> I wish catheters were comfortable and socially acceptible
* Pixelz learnt everything he knows by playing pool
<Jason> What's NRE?
<suchness> my ear wax is pure black!?!?!?!?!
--- [signoff!#windowmaker] NinjaCodr (wife getting naked)
<sp00t> the only trouble with watching dune is every time I see that guy I expect him to pull out a palm pilot like thing saying "Ziggy says theres a 45.2 percent chance that you're here to save the whales"
<BadlandZ> So, what's new, where are the bots?
<TwoEight> heh, i dont even know how to hack a system
<PI^2> my first puter was c-64
<Cheetah> heh, someone else who was on my box didn't like my lack of bitchx ...
<shev> Efnet needs to get mIRC to include an air raid siren wav file, and play it when there's a server hack
<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado
<redhook> <--- 22
<signine> "PIPE YOUR OUTPUT THROUGH THAT, BITCH!"
<zhixel> I'd really like to meet a sane woman who doesn't have to
<gh5046> beep boop beep boop beep beep boop
<paper_bag> i have looked for so long for a channel that has x-dccs with white poeple music
<O_6> my helpful nature gets me into many a snag
<^cell^> one of these days, ill get my friends and family members and stuff to jump into the back of my truck, and all 277 of us will run over a bunch of french people
<^erica^> god, why dont you apear infront of me when i pray?
<Bobo> what's wrong with being a homosexual?
<studdud> what the fuck is wtf
<Flik> my friend gave up masturbation for lent, and lost in an hour
<chin|werk> msimn can kiss my fucking bloody ass
<MC_GREG> your hapkido will not save you when i am wiping your asshole with your tongue
<[werk]chin> (Bobo) "With the sam's deal on a 100 gb drive, im able to download and store the porn of 10 regular men"
<trance> ooo the heat is on in my house, my dad must have gotten a raise
<HevyD> yea, one time I got caught masturbating and I yelled at my dad telling him to go get help cause I had him caught and I needed backup, boy that was akward
<axel026> i need help please
<whaQd|cybering> any porn with cheese curls is pretty elite
<funknut> I like my women like I like my coffee.
<dj_ak> i just popped a zit on my shoulder
<luna> okay okay, so it *probably* isn't going to snow, but i can
<blazemore> DJing with vinyl is like people still making soap from their own pig fat
<wmf> AaronSw: what did I tell you about Stallman?
<firebone> btw my fav jpop group is Goa Tse Ceex
<Ashen> fucking hell
<SwampFox> "I'm sleeping with several local teens. Find out if your child is one of them at 11."
<Bobo> Hobo-Niff, will you be my partner in dance dance strangulation?
<[Shinji]> Arrrr... bend over laddie and I'll show ye a fishstick that makes it's OWN tatar sauce....#($*
[01:58] *** Loops|ao changes topic to '<Neep> what are you gonna do Bobo? || <Bobo> live in my parents' basement till i'm 47 and i die of autoerotic asphyxiation alone and a virgin'
-^cell^- how fast is your processor?
<chin|werk> its not video games fault that its a lot of fun to kill people
<jeremiah> the other day, we were sitting there in class
[1:02pm] <+weeve> now kthx bye now you don't exist on my harddrive or in my memorys anymore try not thinking your a 22 year old mack with a good job and gf and accept who you are I am 6'8 and 245 I'm a black belt in ju jitsu unlike you lieing kiddies wanna spar come to me I'm bored now
<monami> this utility has a macro recording function but no loop command
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