<Twister> vim is great, but I honestly need an editor that can delete lines.
<AffenJunge> I don't want to dominate women.. I just wish they'd be more eager to dominate me
<TotAffen> On a scale from 1 to 10, I'm so drunk.
<aXo> What an amazing weekend I had! I ate thirteen TV dinners, jacked off sixteen times and consumed one alcoholic beverage all without moving from this chair. I'm about to watch Godfather Part 3, then eat a bag of Doritos and pass out in a pool of my own saliva.
* bago wants cex;
<BBKahuna> now I'm left with a barbie-sized crotch
<BBKSleep> I got busy on thursday, it reminded me of why I don't get busy.
<_Bliss_> god hates me so he gave me a vagina
<`Brianne> stop it...youre making me feel all warm inside...
* Cerebus laughs evilly under appropriately spooky lighting as lightning strikes and thunder explodes outside around the High Tower of jadecore on top of Elitist Bastard Mountain in the Kingdom of Fuck.
<chemical-burn> I just had a bowl of clam chowder explode all over my face and chest, now I know how a girl feels when she gives head.
<elroyk> i like to look at pictures of me then, because I get to think "wow, I am really a lot hotter now"
<HexRei> but i have had two shits and they frickin decimated me
<KaMeN> I just realized the only reason I would go to narcotics anonymous would be to get hookups for drugs
<Masharoni> after that i vowed to clench my ass when barfing
<nhoj> dont dis on aol
<pipedream> one time i pee'd on the mcdonalds restroom floor
<lunar_sothis> and he was all amazed at "how deep" i could take it... tho i wasnt at all, he was just small
<Speck> being able to type doesn't mean you're a computer nerd. It just means you have a higher intelligence than a turnip
<sylwia> Everything from this point on is dependant on you being able to relax your anus
<tertyl> and i've bent a spoon with the power of my mind...though when the drugs wore off..it was back to normal...
<zi11z0rz> damn, the transsexual guy on silence of the lambs has nice abs
<stevil> man my hair is oily and nasty
<rewben> wh00t, i made online fax server yo
<GRAYwolf> Because, you KNOW suburban Massachusetts is a key terrorist target.
* deVoca wonders how many American here know on what date the Civil War started and ended.
<GnarlyBob> I mean how could *anyone* have been surprised when Rob Halford came out of the closet?
ted: woman plus invisible man = the perfect porn
[during the Olympics]
craig: I suddenly have the urge to rip someone's ear off... can you guess why?
<Anal> I was doing a copy/paste
<Eurotik> MSN is fucked up
<_Hawkeye_> I don't bareback
<UrMomsUnt> U cant ban me .. I'm telnet irc
<Skream> Anyone got an IDE controller I can borrow?
<tbp> I never trusted James Earl Jones after that Vader shit.
<JelloMan> jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world...
<Dobbs> I went out on a date once with a women who said that, whatever the society was, it could not function unless women were the "gatekeepers of sex"...
<Monk> All I have to say... is I'm so messed that when I turned off the blacklight downstairs
*** Quits: Jenn|fer (If you are reading this, you wasted 3 seconds of your life.)
<glasnost> i remember how DOS had no command for recursive removes
<malp> this channel would be an argument for forced sterilization if there ever was a chance of any of you getting laid
<yabba> I fucked a homeless man today
<CitizenC> <k-statik> I love the smell of scat in the morning! <-- Shouldn't that be "taste"?
<octalpuss> that's right... i'm on my way back to being beautiful
<NyseriA> i just read a book i got for xmas
<st0w> I was just a tad intoxicated, man
<Legend> When I think about you, I /ping myself.
<James> well i was walking down the street the other day
<cygnus> speech recognition is only for people who don't jerk off enough to build up wrist strength and then get fucked up from using their keyboards
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