#5921 +(259)- [X]
[dj-fieX] why is everyone so scared of the y2k? isnt it a kind of jelly or something?
#5922 +(32)- [X]
[idlez-] > trik: why doesn't anyone have your pic
[idlez-] [Trik] idlez-, no scanner
[idlez-] [Trik] faggot
[idlez-] > no
[idlez-] > when you scan it
[idlez-] > your hard drive reports bad sectors
#5923 +(298)- [X]
[mad] WHAT KINDA PRESIDENT DO WE GOT ANYWAYZ
[mad] HE SMOKES WEED AND DONT INHALE
[mad] GETS A BLOW JOB AND DONT CUM
[mad] I MEAN CMON.
#5926 +(44)- [X]
<k|aNk> everyone loves phillipino women
<Acidfreak> i prefer tai or chinese women on philipinos
<k|aNk> i heard somewhere philipino women can contort theyre bodies into all kids of positions for sex
<k|aNk> especially when they wear those big hoop earings, theyre good for sticking their ankles through
#5927 +(1093)- [X]
<@wickedsun> I dont know the difference between games and reality anymore
<@wickedsun> I jsut used a shotgun on my mother and she's not respawning
#5934 +(634)- [X]
<FutabaAoi> attractive girls like computers, i carry my case around town because it attracts chicks
<R0SC0E> no, attractive girls think guys that think girls are attracted to guys with computers are cute in a hurt puppy kind of way
<FutabaAoi> dont most people put down hurt puppies?
<FutabaAoi> does that mean attractive girls shoot computer nerds?
<R0SC0E> god i don't mean puppies with like missing limbs or exposed viscerals
#5937 +(183)- [X]
<hypr> i rolled once when i saw oakenfold a year ago he played really gay house and 5 trance songs at the end and my e dident even work
<matts> your e didn't work? did you read the manual
#5942 +(650)- [X]
<DrWoody> Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'y' becomes silent.
#5956 +(1108)- [X]
<@Bojangle> My mom tells me I need to get laid
#5967 +(666)- [X]
<ToiletDuk> you're an idiot
<Lucent-H> you have a job!
<Lucent-H> okay, now you tell another lie
#5971 +(464)- [X]
<Pseudonym> I got my mom addicted to GTA3 by accident ><
#5980 +(277)- [X]
[10:11] <meiso> ok guys im loading up mozilla 0.9.1
<meiso> time how long before it crashes
[10:18] <meiso> ok mozilla just crashed
#5985 +(50)- [X]
<Foggi> french are good for 2 things
<Foggi> and surrendering
#5986 +(67)- [X]
<c> remember the 3 most important letters in u'r education isn't abc, but rather ftp
#5987 +(189)- [X]
<Foggie> i wish i could buy shares in hot women
<Foggie> then i could go to ashley judd and be like "you gotta sleep with me since i own 2% of you"
#5988 +(313)- [X]
<rmalink> are you feeling any better?
<dep01> no... not really..
<rmalink> you know what it is? allergies...
<dep01> no, you know what it is? the crippling depression..
#5990 +(465)- [X]
<zer0man> i wish someone told me that having a girlfriend was going to be difficult
<zer0man> or if they told me that, I wish i listened
#5995 +(194)- [X]
<Fntc> Has jetchan exploded yet?
<JetSki> yes... thank goodness for duct tape
<Fntc> Wow I never thought of using duct tape for masturbation
#5999 +(403)- [X]
<bogue> you need a woman ;P
<bogue> or maybe a very feminine sheep
#6000 +(183)- [X]
<Milp> its the next hot thing
<bogueWRC> if your ass was the next hot thing, do you think I'd want to get in and drive it?
#6006 +(412)- [X]
<Kaje> my friend at camp brought his psx and gathered us all into his room to watch him beat it
#6007 +(216)- [X]
<Milp> i've licked astroglide out of all sorts of orafices.. its not tasteless
#6011 +(3758)- [X]
<incarnate> hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now
<incarnate> " "
<cres> i dont get it
#6019 +(414)- [X]
<kubba> it's ok to blow a deadline inventing a time machine, because you can
always go back and invent it on budget
#6026 +(192)- [X]
<kim-> pat youve had your share of irc fucks
<ultrafunk> yeah like 3
<ultrafunk> 2 i never saw again
<thebigo> why, did you take them off /notify?
#6027 +(347)- [X]
<fn> "if you were in emacs, you'd be editing by now."
#6033 +(229)- [X]
<DinoNeil> where the hell is Dan keeping himself these days?
<homeslice> In a jar under the sink.
<homeslice> He's saving it for marriage.
#6039 +(47)- [X]
<The_Freak> Jon's job sounds too much like a gay porn plot. I mean, come on, can you picture it? Jon pulling up in his bangin Taurus with the Jay-Z all the way up, rolling up to the Rutgers gay frat house and lysping "Hey boys, I brought the sausage!"...then when he was done, he'd say with crusted lips "Thanks for the tips!"
#6042 +(228)- [X]
<Ichiro51> LOL I remember picking up this chick at a bar several years ago .. we went back to her place, she asks me if I minded if she "made herself at home" .. I said no, so she took her teeth out and blew me.
#6043 +(631)- [X]
<Corndog24> the corndog got dumped tonight
<The_Freak> Don't worry Corn, you're still cousins, right?
#6049 +(950)- [X]
red sets mode: +b *!*@*.aol.com
*** creepen12 was kicked by biohzrd (banned: (your 500 free hours will not be spent here./6.05.02))
#6050 +(298)- [X]
<lud> who was he? someone you know or just someone you pumped into
#6051 +(368)- [X]
<AccordionGuy> k%: SELECT * FROM People WHERE People.AttractedTo = 'me' ORDER BY People.HooterDimensions DESC
<AccordionGuy> Now *that's* SQL.
#6052 +(362)- [X]
<fo0bar> I once has a (poor attempt) at a pr0n site, and was working with iBill on a support issue, and this young woman on the other end asks for what the site is so she can test it and I say "uhh, www.pussy4less.com" -- didn't even phase her
#6053 +(252)- [X]
<pupok> i need ritalin to make the perl bearable.
#6054 +(408)- [X]
<kingmob> someone broke into our apartment once
<kingmob> he didn't take anything
<kingmob> he left a ten dollar bill
<Guyver3> did he leave money?
<kingmob> i am *so* not shitting
<kingmob> that ruined my whole week
<kingmob> plus, my dipshit roommate spent the ten bucks
#6055 +(550)- [X]
<Guyver3> you know what the best part of being me is?
<Guyver3> being me
* Guyver3 gleams with an unholy glow
<kingmob> now, see, that's the kind of attitude i like to hear
<kingmob> the world needs more arrogant bastards
<kingmob> i get lonely
#6056 +(374)- [X]
<Guyver3> koolaid time
<Guyver3> what today
<Guyver3> strawberry kiwi
<Guyver3> strawberry kiwi lemonade
<Guyver3> mountain berry blast
<Guyver3> or blood of the preacher's daughter?
<kingmob> the blood one. definitely.
#6057 +(246)- [X]
<kingmob> lisa is being very resistant to this whole "dreadlock" thing
<kingmob> probably concerned about all the fly bitches i'll have
#6058 +(389)- [X]
<Guyver3> ive found, that dreaming that you get shot in the chest, twice, by an assassin that looks like Odo, in the back of car, and
feeling your heart slow down to almost nothing, leaves a really acidic taste in your mouth when you wake up
<a_0001> then don't dream that
<Guyver3> i didnt say that i disliked the acidic taste
#6060 +(462)- [X]
<Disciple> nice, local computer club uses kerberos for password based access to the clubroom instead of a key.
<Disciple> if you give the wrong password, the door doesn't open. Instead the screen says "Kerberos bites you, kerberos bites you. You die."
#6062 +(328)- [X]
<continuum> being disconnected from IRC is like having your head dunked in a bucket of cold water.. it's disorientating and you know things have happened but you don't know what
#6068 +(2263)- [X]
<GaeMan> Chia: Be nice to CAgurl today.
<chirpet> I am always nice to CAgurl. I resent the implication.
<chirpet> I am nice to everyone.
<chirpet> So shut up.
#6070 +(944)- [X]
<psychicbug> ok, take the bible in a .txt document and open it in notepad. shift every first letter to the right 1, and save it as an .avi. turns out, its a cumshot vid
#6084 +(216)- [X]
*** Kelly19_ (firstname.lastname@example.org) joined #hack at 14:12
 <#hack/Kelly19_> Hi, my name is Rachel. I'm gonne be a spam^H^H^H^Hporn model! wanna see my pictures? too bad! wanna click on cool banners? uhh. shit. i forgot my own webpage! TEEHEE!
<#hack/Kelly19_> ok sorry guys, no porn for you today! bye now!
*** Kelly19_ (email@example.com) left #hack at 14:12
#6085 +(261)- [X]
<#hack/t0c> [gothgrrl(firstname.lastname@example.org)] im not coming.
<#hack/t0c> i have lame netsex skillz
#6088 +(211)- [X]
*** oghost kicked prym from #hack ( children must be at least this tall to ride #hack )
#6096 +(86)- [X]
<#seattle/sisSoul> navy guys are fat ugly and squatty
<#seattle/yoplait> girls just like the title 'able seaman'
#6098 +(330)- [X]
<#seattle/ThisGirl> i hate it when ppl ask me if im male or female
#6103 +(239)- [X]
<#hack/|al|> if i wrote a perl program, i wouldnt go telling people about it