#4919 +(56)- [X]
<CiXeL> if you have zillions of bbses in a billion ips using strong encryption all over, GAME OVER GOVT
#4922 +(70)- [X]
<landen> I want to register it before Microsoft buys out K.Mardam-Bey
#4924 +(1029)- [X]
<reuben> you're like people with bumper stickers.
<reuben> telling the same lines over and over and over again.
<reuben> anything witty is only witty once
<reuben> that would be a good bumper sticker
#4926 +(340)- [X]
<matto> the keg is tapped
<matto> awaiting the guests
<`jon> and you're online
#4932 +(56)- [X]
<jesus-> jesus saves, but good thing im jesus- , cause i cant do shit
#4934 +(191)- [X]
<jonathans> statutory rape is the one thing id be okay with having on my record
#4936 +(200)- [X]
<MK_Ultra> trade my sister for fast appz/OS site
#4954 +(1320)- [X]
<`rip> when you go into a job interview
<`rip> and they ask you what 3 of your weaknesses' are
<`rip> what do you say
<clay> you tell them that youre indecisive
<clay> and then stop talking
#4968 +(125)- [X]
<clay> i was sitting in khaleds dorm
<clay> while he was hitting his gravity bong
<clay> and i said dude
<clay> make some shit so i can irc with windows dude
#4971 +(294)- [X]
<joey`> clay...doy you know anything about networking
<clay> the rj45 pee pee goes into the nic pee pee, joey
#5010 +(463)- [X]
<clay> SHUT THE FUCK UP, SOLPIT
<clay> I WILL DESCEND UPON YOUR FUCKING MOTHER IN THE NIGHT AND SPROUT A BROTHER TO YOU
#5017 +(774)- [X]
<Pad-lock> Hey Shithead! You want a fuckin fight?!?! If so come to #teens4christ That is.. if your not a fuckin PUSSY!!!!
#5020 +(536)- [X]
<iban> when i was your age all i had was a mac, and photoshop
<iban> if i wanted an online gf i had to draw her
#5022 +(323)- [X]
<theo-> ADSL.....is that some sort of learning difficulty?
#5026 +(260)- [X]
<myles> i wonder if i talk to my marijuana it will make it grow faster
#5027 +(332)- [X]
<iban> its 5am
<iban> about time for my morning wood
#5028 +(369)- [X]
<myles> i jus wanna go to court and b on the plantiff side for once
#5030 +(656)- [X]
<clay> i read the word "c'mon" in a comic book
<clay> so i went to my mom
<clay> and said
<clay> mom, what does c'mon mean, and i pronounced it like semen
#5034 +(938)- [X]
<Lith> im tellin ya.. im sitting on a land mine
<Lith> gold mine
#5039 +(236)- [X]
<Myles> if ur piss comes out like vanilla pudding wat duz that mean
#5048 +(472)- [X]
<l0wkey> i used to be a freelance gynecologist
#5054 +(-39)- [X]
<sifelaver> you know who you should ban?
<sifelaver> DEEZ NUTS
#5068 +(1279)- [X]
<reub> i hate people that can't complete a fucking
#5069 +(201)- [X]
<langdon> i put my britney spears doll on my speaker.
<langdon> if i get real low to my desk.
<langdon> i can see up her skirt!
#5072 +(407)- [X]
<jonathans> i wonder if all women think like that
<reubenf> not all women think
#5073 +(198)- [X]
<langdon> win2k is tight.
<langdon> i added all my warez ftp sites to network neighborhood
#5074 +(116)- [X]
<`rip> ryano is a dick sucker
<clay> a social dicksucker
<clay> much like the social smoker
<clay> he puffs for his homies
<`rip> puffs on his homies
#5078 +(270)- [X]
<joey``> ryan...what are you doing for new year's
<ryano> going on dalnet
#5089 +(845)- [X]
<langdon> FUCK OFF AND HELP ME
<langdon> i mean
<langdon> fuck on
<langdon> fuck over here and help me
#5113 +(456)- [X]
<reub> if i ever met you guys in real life i would never touch your rulers
#5164 +(491)- [X]
<TcShBoY> where is the /etc/passwd located?
#5193 +(1036)- [X]
<mofo> s2pid virgin cola commercials.
<reuben> i bet it's harder to type "s2pid" than it is to type "stupid"
<mofo> s2pid looks cooler and sophisticated though, so :P
<reuben> it looks stupid
#5242 +(181)- [X]
<jonathans> the vas deferens is the path from the nuts to the weiner where your breakfast travels
#5256 +(521)- [X]
<crist0bal> make me an op
<ryano> what are the ingredients
#5259 +(7227)- [X]
<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
<reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
<cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
<cristobal> and heat up the door knob
<cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
<cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....
#5263 +(397)- [X]
<DCBastard> wow - either fairlight and deviance have absolutely pathetic suppliers or morrowind has some good copy protection
<DCBastard> i think it's absolutely disgusting that you can BUY a game before downloading it
#5267 +(172)- [X]
<@zexion> the ice age VCD sucks ass
<@zexion> the guy was jerking off while filimg the movie or something...
<@zexion> and some asshole kept gettng up for popcorn or something... I couldnt watch it after 10 minutes
<@zexion> gotta wait for the SVCD
<@^101> it brings the theater experince home zex
<@zexion> 101: always looking at the bright side of life eh? :)
#5269 +(496)- [X]
<clay> protocol defines that i place nothing less than a television UP YOUR ASS
#5270 +(546)- [X]
<Procyan> is there like 1 person on earth that knows tcl/tk and is writing all of the apps?
<unSlider> procyan: no, there are a bunch of people who dont know tcl/tk but are writing apps for it anyway
#5271 +(715)- [X]
* xL is thinking of a book on "100 useless applications of Cat-5 cables"
<xL> #1: A windows NT network
#5272 +(1944)- [X]
<django23> I have a stupid question: what does "sendmail" do?
<Epesh> django: you're right, that is pretty stupid
#5273 +(30077)- [X]
<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
#5274 +(428)- [X]
<Gnuspice> shit, you know you've been doing too much SQL when you're at a prompt and do SELECT * FROM /bin;
#5275 +(450)- [X]
<zymurgy> #define NULL NULL /* because I can dammit! */
#5276 +(314)- [X]
<Guilty> Wasnt there some option you changed last time when DCC kept cutting off?
<maff> yeah I reinstalled windows
#5297 +(147)- [X]
<jstepka2> better than losing your virginity to a 17 yr old midget at 22
#5298 +(827)- [X]
<chinger> My real name is Thoma
<LimberDink> Well hello there, Thoma
#5300 +(25045)- [X]
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
#5301 +(6684)- [X]
<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?
#5302 +(312)- [X]
<@BitS> LordViper is serious about not playing multiplayer games, he even has sex by himself :/