<vvortex3> hey, the isp i work for, cwnet has a legal copy of microsoft visual studio, but we cant find the cd, can someone please email me deruntime.dll so i can fix a bug in one of our machines?
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<Luney> i dunno i took an icq test and it said 180
<mov> DAL: u seen 2001 - A space odyssey?
<JeyK> 7) I wanted to see if my penis would fit through the CD. It did, but the firemen and rescue squad had to break the CD to free me.
<KeeperS> one of the questions on there is "HOW MANY SIDES DOES A TRIANGLE HAVE?"
<Twingy> almost as annoying as you dal, except your hear longer
<Soronel> Just so everyone knows, if a life suddenly appears, I have dibs
* DuneBoy wonders why his code won't compile
<Cyrix_> everytime you take a crap, you design the unique cracks and lines in your terds, and sometimes decorate them with peanuts or corn
<GiRLiE-> ur cruel.. but funny
<jjz_> One point I had a MS Agent reading IRC windows while I'd play halflife
<thinkmad> who made these stupid ass tutorials?
<TittiesMcEarmuffs> ( . )^_^( . )
<ryo-ohki> and it would be an understatement to say I AM FUCKING BAKED OUT OF MY MIND
<Puff-working> I play the banjo..never learned fiddle..but I might someday.
<cheerio> i like computers better than chicks cuz they will willingly accept my 3.5" floppy
<Merlin3> It was my grandmother's dying wish that I receive some dave matthews bootlegs... if you have any mp3ed (not from the 4 CDs) please msg me or just go and DCC it to me... thank you for your concern. with everyone's help, I think I will be able to make it through these difficult times.
<iHaveAids> Anyone want to talk to a 17 / f?
<fagx> in order to maintain our status as high-ranking officials in #lost we have a maximum of 1 offline friend each
<reuben> i'm going to name my kid with elite capitalization
<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids
<reuben> my dad claims that he got his first piece of ass from a cow.
<nost> whered iban go
<gee-> i stole a 5 dollar pen from officemax and it didnt work
<pimp> im going to go play with my toys now
<cade> zzz, you wanna kill yourself or something?
<l0wkey> usually if someone pisses me off i punch their girlfriend in the mouth and scram
<gee> i made $52 at busch gardens saturday
<l0wkey> do any of you wonder why pubic hair doesnt get as long as normal hair
<reuben> send me a picture of you.
<l0wkey> i am in a jam...it is my old roommates 21st birthday tonight, no school tomorrow, a few movies i want to see, Simpsons and X-Files...what to do?
<chris--> now i have to tell the coach that i can't play because my wrist hurts
<lewZer> Man, translating 2 pages of non-spaced, non-punctuated, instructions for making lsd is awful rough on a 9th grade dropout
<Spudge> if my mother was on right now i would kb her ass so quick
<clay> prostitution is illegal in the united states of america
<l0wkey> if i see something so fucking cute, like another rugrats movie or babe movie, im going on a spree
<tsal> my dick is so big it's got its own dick
<intuit> hmm maybe sumtime next week i will go outside
<iban> in 5 years irc will be obsolite
<l0wkey> the women in porn spread so much all i can see are kidneys
<langdon> *** Unable to resolve 255.255.255.255
<Conjure> closed minded idiots
<clay> and i raped your mother %your.age years ago
<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic
<clay> math is for kids who cant get by on looks and trench coats alone
<joey`> mcdonalds fired me for trying to install irc on the teleprompter
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