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#4718 +(921)- [X]

<tormy> hey when u burn games in discjuggler, under the advance tab... should the block be 2048?
<DCBastard> leave the advanced tab alone
<DCBastard> if you were advanced you'd know how to use it

#4723 +(61)- [X]

<+DCBastard> just a jpg
<@m00cow> what of ?
<+DCBastard> apache ah-64
<@m00cow> i've got an apache
<@m00cow> webserver that is

#4724 +(302)- [X]

* spockdude rustles smoothly and gingerly
<Wyatt> spockdude: Careful, don't exhaust your vocabulary
<furan> haha

#4730 +(1134)- [X]

(skankman) oaid, halo is when two gay guys put their dicks in each others mouths, but the rule is it cant touch the lips or tongue or anything. the only thing it can touch if anything is the tonsil, and they both do it at the same time, and they dont have sex until they do it perfect.
(Emo|Cuomo) GROSS SKANKMAN
(Emo|Cuomo) I MEANT THE FUCKING XBOX GAME
(skankman) yeah whatever, you sick fuck.

#4733 +(570)- [X]

<Guilty> Jees its going to be 48 tomorrow
<Guilty> I thought I was done with waring a jacket
<Guilty> But apparently not
<maff> you go outside?

#4734 +(30)- [X]

<BurntAsh> you know what was funny
<BurntAsh> when aalyiah died
<BurntAsh> man i hated that bitch
<BurntAsh> she wont be dusting herself off and trying again anytime soon

#4738 +(1629)- [X]

* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data
[Synoptica] fuck
[Synoptica] no i dont
* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data's heads together

#4743 +(407)- [X]

<Object> well if a girl can speak of how different men taste and how it relates to their physic I'd say she's pretty much a slut

#4745 +(1052)- [X]

<timmo> wtf is sunburn
<Amanda`> Are you serious?
<timmo> yes

#4746 +(210)- [X]

<morganti> the problem is if I have referrer logging turned off, the images will not load because the site is trying to stop queers from linking to their content, so if the referrer is blank the image won't load....
<morganti> however I have a program that is supposed to set the referrer to the sites domain that I am visiting, but it doesn't seem to be working
<_8ight> humm.  well, u go to alot of trouble to surf for porn then huh?

#4748 +(165)- [X]

<watchy_> i'm so fat
<watchy_> i forgot where my leg was

#4750 +(328)- [X]

<RD_> i miss those good ol days, no woman, no money, only games, chatting, and lots of masterbation

#4751 +(273)- [X]

<ellipse> whoa. i hate farts like that.
<ellipse> that one was so hot, i couldn't tell if i shit myself or not. i think i'm going to have to manually check.

#4752 +(251)- [X]

<rhost> no_ana.... i miss you
<rhost> with every bullet

#4753 +(18830)- [X]

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

#4754 +(59)- [X]

<`tate`> you ever see palm's api, my god, its like they said "you know what, apple's api is good(ie we're insane), lets copy it"

#4756 +(885)- [X]

<kyle> I'm trying to get this girl to go out with me but every pick up line i use sucks.
<kolby> next time you see her, ask her what the difference is between a pile of dead babies and a BMW
<kolby> then tell her that you don't have a BMW in your garage

#4757 +(29)- [X]

<Guilty> Heavy petting zoo

#4758 +(274)- [X]

<Navaash> SHIT-FUCKING ASSLICKING ELECTROPLATED BLACK JESUS CHRIST ON AN ELECTRIC MOPED
<mightyflo> times 7.6
<FlipTopBox> squared
<FlipTopBox> with a cherry on top.
<mightyflo> plus alpha!
<FlipTopBox> for matching service

#4759 +(236)- [X]

<Guilty> All she wanted was a good fuck
<Guilty> That will stop the tears
<Guilty> And if not, tears make decent lube

#4760 +(315)- [X]

<timmo> which sucks because
<timmo> sometimes you forget the thing behind the sn
<timmo> is a fucking ugly troll
<timmo> you start thinking youre talking to a person and shit

#4762 +(983)- [X]

<tatsumi> I wish I could look up and see the stars.
<Toen> you can, if you go outside
<tatsumi> ...... go where?

#4765 +(230)- [X]

<m00cow> i'm downloading mozilla rc1
<m00cow> i wonder what its like
<m00cow> i hope mozilla uses its firebreath on microsoft
<m00cow> then eats microsoft
<m00cow> then poos micro soft poopoos
<DCBastard> uh-huh
<DCBastard> how many cones have you smoked tonight?

#4767 +(253)- [X]

<aRse> dudes.. i'm not eating asparagus again for a while.. i just pissed green

#4768 +(318)- [X]

*** [ric] is now known as reign
*** reign is now known as [ric]
<[ric]> heh... mental note... try /whois instead of /nick next time

#4769 +(303)- [X]

<kyle> if you are aroused by the sight of a penis, are you gay?
<Scofco> nope
<kyle> good
<Scofco> you're A FUCKING QUEER FAIRY WHO DESERVES TO DIE
<Scofco> either that, or a girl
<Scofco> but even girls don't get aroused by penises
<Scofco> at least not MY penis :(

#4771 +(-163)- [X]

<ToiletDuk> i want to meet a 2 year old with no gag reflex

#4773 +(216)- [X]

<maagui> I lub to take adderall, the clenched jawls is so sectsay... Girls look at you and think, 'nice cheek structure'... No bitch, I'm just speedin through life on amphetamines... NOW LEAVE ME ALONE

#4774 +(-106)- [X]

<Lucent> i stay in touch with girls after i dewum
<Lucent> in case i need to punch thay jooterus

#4776 +(232)- [X]

<ToiletDuk> i'm known as the boston poonmangler
<Lucent> yet you are in atlanta?
<ToiletDuk> jeup
<ToiletDuk> that's why i own

#4777 +(491)- [X]

<Lucent> stupid fucking mirc filling the filenames with underscores!
<Lucent> WE ALL HAVE OPERATING SYSTEMS THAT SUPPORT SPACES IN FILENAMES, YOU PIECE OF SHIT

#4779 +(591)- [X]

<Lucent> i'm just about fucking tired of middle schoolers named samantha e-mailing me for chemistry homework
<Lucent> without giving a picture

#4780 +(6862)- [X]

<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
<Lucent> who?
<Thumb> center for disease control
<Lucent> i said WHO
<Thumb> what? i'm asking you
<Lucent> World Health Organization

#4781 +(224)- [X]

<Matt_of_Ni> is there anyway of overclocking your modem?

#4783 +(238)- [X]

<cluelezz> ok... i'm in #bearcave... now what?

#4786 +(566)- [X]

<malkav> 96 kbps is cd quality
<sic> you must have cd's from mexico or something :[[

#4789 +(596)- [X]

<DrWoody> Look I'm writing a letter!
<DrWoody> Dear Internet Explorer:
<DrWoody> I HATE YOU!  DIE!!

#4790 +(625)- [X]

<DAL9000> my pseudogirlfriend's preacher was like, all over her
<DAL9000> and she's not very liked at her church
<DAL9000> cuz they think she's seducing him
<trep> pseudogirlfriend, haha
<DAL9000> yes
<DAL9000> that's a fancy word for stalking interest.

#4791 +(576)- [X]

<Aaron> +v
*** Crappy sets mode: +v Aaron
<Aaron> typing +v made crappy put me on +v automatically?
<Crappy> maybe, try typing +b :)
<Aaron> +b
*** Crappy sets mode: +b *!*@m57-mp1-cvx1a.bre.ntl.com

#4792 +(416)- [X]

[Synoptica] no, he's not lagged. he's just stupid.

#4795 +(593)- [X]

<The_Roach> Well, the boss' wife needs me to fix her computer.
<The_Roach> You know what that means.
<Anton> you're gonna be fixing a computer for a bit?
<Waldo> pr0n music stuck in your head?
<The_Roach> Yes and yes.

#4797 +(713)- [X]

<DrWoody> We're talking about C++ here right?
<detmod> no java, duh
<DrWoody> Oh, I though Univ. of IL was too l337 for java
<detmod> what the hell is l337?
<DrWoody> OMG YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY BE A COMP SCI MAJOR!  YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT L337 IS!!! =O

#4799 +(845)- [X]

<BadM0f0> Hello, this is a Polish virus. Since we do not have the technology to create a real virus, please delete all files on your home directory.

#4800 +(204)- [X]

<lewpoo> whats the most advanced topic in java?
<joeblowgt> lewpoo: not getting kickbanned in #java

#4801 +(289)- [X]

<Amanda> Oh yeah, a thug did his commemorative speech on "P Diddy" today
<kisama_> fuck thugs
<kisama_> thugs will amount to shit later
<kisama_> there's a bunch of thugs here taking CISCO NETWORKING CERTIFICATION courses
<kisama_> they are all "YEAH MAN I'M GONNA MAKE 80K COMING RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL MAN!"

#4809 +(904)- [X]

*** Now talking in #bible
<Synial> Have you ever wondered what JESUS looks like without his skimpy loincloth? WITH advanced technology, we have made a realistic image of the full Jesus!  Is he hung like his dad? FIND OUT NOW! FREE XXX PICTURES!!!

#4813 +(132)- [X]

<mov> scali and DAL here, cool must say
<DAL9000> mov: nice set of lips to reach my ass all the way from sweden

#4814 +(674)- [X]

<ishmal> wandered into a lesbian bar once,  was there about an hour before i noticed
<ishmal> lots of girls,  no guys
<ishmal> thought i was just lucky

#4815 +(216)- [X]

<Dabljuh> hey
<Dabljuh> People keep mentioning I would be akilled
<Dabljuh> which is simply not true
*** Quits: Dabljuh (~dabljuh@195.141.143.ZiRC-52133) (User has been banned from ZiRC (Repeated ban evasion))

#4816 +(482)- [X]

<kanin> if (User->HasAppropriateBook()) { while (User->LacksClue()) { User->ReadAppropriateBook(); } }
else { while(User->HasNotGottenAppripriateBook()) {User->StumbleAroundHalfAssedInTheDark(); User->WhineOnIRC(); } }


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