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#4482 +(466)- [X]

<CabbagePatchKid> I AM THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF FEAR
<andy> Who knew evil would be so chubby.
<CabbagePatchKid> You can change my diaper too. JUST LIKE A REAL BABY.
<CabbagePatchKid> YES WRITHE IN TERROR, MEAGER HUMANS.

#4486 +(403)- [X]

* F9|Zzz [ Your Mother - Intimate Moaning and Groaning (Live Version).mp3 ]

#4488 +(6125)- [X]

<FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.
<FM{FF1}> ...men.
<FM{FF1}> GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO.

#4493 +(-15)- [X]

<Ear{code}> CAPS ON CARBON DIXOIDE LIMITS THE NUMBER OF ARABS WE KILL.

#4497 +(341)- [X]

<rizen> uptime length is the geek dick

#4500 +(219)- [X]

<vecna> Holy fucking christ, lord and savior, show us your tits, that's a lot of ZSNES ASM code

#4502 +(234)- [X]

<Khross|Zzz> You can't have my precious cock ring.
<nilBnW|Zzz> You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead cock!!

#4505 +(329)- [X]

<God_of_Mischief> SODOMIZING ME WILL NOT WARM MY ASS UP!

#4509 +(1464)- [X]

<CoMBo> haha, dude i can kill u
<CoMBo> with my bear hands
<refujee> you're a bear?
<refujee> or did you just get bear hands grafted onto your body?

#4521 +(294)- [X]

<Anton> 8mm is a good film as well, but I'm puzzled as to why nicolas cage never got arrested for murder
<Alexander> hes just an actor
<Waldo> damn!
<Alexander> it wasn't real

#4525 +(449)- [X]

<drlion> i think all the spam broke my god damn mailbox
<drlion> porn is fucking up the internet
<drlion> and we can do nothing but watch
<RabYak> heh...nice choice of words :)
<drlion> thanks, and i don't mean idiomatically

#4575 +(167)- [X]

<Glex25> Space Left On [ C: 5.29/8.87 GB. D: 9.91/19.73 GB. E: 52.14/153.38 GB. Total: 67.34/181.98 GB ] .
<Scofco> dear lord
<phaded> holy good god
<phaded> how do you sleep at night?!

#4576 +(517)- [X]

<MattDC> how big is the back of a CD case cover (including spines) in inches?
<CraiZE> MattDC i can send you a program
<CraiZE> that prints you covers in the good size
<MattDC> i have one, but i need to know for graphic arts class
<CraiZE> ah well then , i got no idea
<mahs> MattDC: you could umm. use a ruler
<_8ight> well.  if you cant find a ruler.  i found this info that may aid you in a makeshift ruler.
<_8ight> According to A Descriptive Dictionary and Atlas of Sexology (Francoeur et al., 1991), the human penis in a flaccid state on average is between 3 and 4 inches in length and 1 inch  in diameter. In an erect state, the penis, on average, is between 5 to 7 inches in length and 1.5 inches in diameter.

#4583 +(497)- [X]

<Spesh> It takes skill to climb the corporate ladder on your knees.

#4585 +(214)- [X]

<[ric]> personally I prefer a nice big vibro up the ass while typing two handed
<gaymale> your coworkers get suspicious if you type good one hand in front of them
<[ric]> yeh.. luckily I have the door wired up to the vibro, that way the motor cuts out as they enter the room

#4599 +(620)- [X]

*** tatsumi_oreo is now known as tatsumi\Beatingof\
*** tatsumi\Beatingof\ is now known as tatsumi\BeatingSoF\

#4602 +(3385)- [X]

<FreshBrew> IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
<FreshBrew> HELL FUCKING YES
<kolby> you still in english?

#4603 +(813)- [X]

<Thrasher> What drugs should be used to increase statistics in my game?
<Ear> Well, beta-blockers would have a positive effect on accuracy, but a negative effect on strength.
<Ear> Acebutolol hydrocholoride, alprenolol hydrocholoride, atenolol, labetalol hydrochloride, metoprolol tartrate, nadolol, oxprenolol hydrochloride, propranolol hydrocholoride, sotalol hydrocholoride are the beta-blockers banned by the IOC.
<Thrasher> ...Remind me not to ask you for help again.

#4605 +(313)- [X]

<loretian> They'd say "wow, look at this cute kid with a broken leg. Can't even walk around. That's so cute! I wonder what his dick tastes like"

#4606 +(232)- [X]

<Falthorn> Like the ninja, pants hold no barrier to the ghostly precision of my meat!

#4612 +(914)- [X]

<Overlord> That just pooped into my head.
<Overlord> Ack, one of my worst typos.

#4613 +(1352)- [X]

<SoulBain> I think my keyboard's unplugged.

#4616 +(186)- [X]

<tatsumi_oreo> I've got an assload of work to do. (Where assload is equal to the distance from the east wall of my anal canal to the west wall of my anal canal, and my penis always points north; anyhow, judging by the size of vecna's manhood, I have a lot of work to do.)

#4618 +(67)- [X]

<Toen[hw]> so when you inherited one and a half x and half a y, you realized "Oooh, that little timmy kid's got a tight ass"

#4623 +(349)- [X]

<lunargirl> Without Uncle Freddy we have to rely on our dildo supply.
<lunargirl> Which dwindles everyday.
<lunargirl> But it's ok, we have a special robot made for us.
<lunargirl> Out of dildos.
<lunargirl> THE PERPETUAL DILDO MACHINE.
<lunargirl> Hello?

#4627 +(357)- [X]

<Ear> ARSENIC IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY BECAUSE IT KILLS CHILDREN.
<Khross> YES
<Ear> DEAD BABIES EQUALS PROFIT.
<Khross> LESS MINORITY KIDS = LESS WELFARE
<Khross> MORE PROFIT
<Ear> IT ALSO PROVIDES FREE BACON.
<Khross> YES, OF COURSE

#4628 +(460)- [X]

* Smatters sets mode: +girlfriend -lan Element Element
*** Element is now known as You
* You are not an relationship operator. Cannot set mode (+girlfriend)

#4629 +(465)- [X]

<eldee> jedi kite.. that'd be a bad ass game
<friedegg> yeah
<boozie> HAHA
<eldee> fly kites in a park with other jedi.. try to light saber the other guys string
<boozie> oh.. i thought i was gonna be about jedi jews
<boozie> stealing nickels and shit
<eldee> that'd be jedi kike you idjit
<boozie> ah.. thats right
<eldee> get your derrogatory slurs straight
<BombScare> man, every time i think someone in here cant get any dumber boozie steps up

#4630 +(417)- [X]

<eblank> it's funny how computers can make you have balls.
<eblank> because if you ever yelled at me with such force in real life,
<eblank> i'd probably already be seeing if you fit into a wendy's biggie-size cup.

#4631 +(355)- [X]

<ic0n0> i love the midwest
<NecroMort> ilke gurls with big fat titties.
<ic0n0> what does that have to do with the midwest?
<polar> you have something against titties?

#4633 +(347)- [X]

<Kyro> searching for: penis
*** Kyro has quit IRC (Excess Flood)

#4637 +(384)- [X]

<SDHawk> dreamweaver is for dense idiots
<OneiWilly> dreamweaver is good use it
<SDHawk> I rest my case

#4643 +(473)- [X]

<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSSS; got it working
<Const> Your penis?
<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSS!

#4644 +(254)- [X]

<Byn> What's the difference between cows and the guys on this floor?
<Byn> The cows don't jack off in our showers.

#4654 +(165)- [X]

<Sap> what if i draw a hand on my face and give myself a blowjob?

#4658 +(291)- [X]

<Const> zero's gay?  I just thought he was into porking his cat
<Zero> My cat is a girl :p

#4659 +(227)- [X]

<Kyle|> im making a SHELL for WINDOWS that LOOKS and FEELS like the REAL STANDALONE OS THAT WILL BE DONE NOT SOON!
<Urganite> what you mean to tell me
<Urganite> is that you're going to create a windows program
<Urganite> that just looks like what you want your OS to be?
<Urganite> ...
<Urganite> that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life
<Peasant> Someone should make a DHTML OS
<Kyle|> peasant: dont give me ideas

#4680 +(7248)- [X]

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

#4686 +(368)- [X]

* Morpheus agrees with tark, but I also prefer nude wet legal aged girls =P
<Tarkuss> hey...legal age is 12 in some countries...
<Morpheus> 8 in tiwan
<Tarkuss> Morpheus: EIGHT!?
* Morpheus nods as he watches tark go to get a passport

#4693 +(287)- [X]

*** Quits: Zathras (Evelyn the dog, having undergone further modification pondered the significance of short-person behaviour in pedal depressed, pan-chromatic resonance, and other highly ambient domains. "Arf," she said.)

#4695 +(1021)- [X]

<zathras> This game of rhymes is eating at my brain, I beg of thee, sir, for the love of god, refrain!
<Deliphos> I cannot! In my blood it doth runneth! Hush thee now, lest I cap with my gunneth!

#4696 +(553)- [X]

<DML> Heh... my sister just IM'd me. My sister is cool and shit. I wish I could be eclectic, funky, and well-adjusted
<Drusilla> we do too, Dan.
<tieboy> well, 0 out of 3 ain't bad

#4698 +(929)- [X]

<CrazyClimber> top dangling modifier of the day:
<CrazyClimber> "A jet going 100 m.p.h. slammed into a deer, which ruptured a wing fuel tank and dumped 70 gallons of gas on the runway. "
<CrazyClimber> i knew about cows and methane, but...
<me_tew> Dammit, when are they going to REQUIRE that fuel tanks on deer be moved away from the wings.

#4701 +(64)- [X]

<Nate> I don't care that I don't fuck chicks.
<Nate> I have my MCSD.
<RPGoddess> but nate.... sex is good! :D
<Nate> Yes Shari, I would imagine.
<Nate> But so is manual sex.
<Nate> :)

#4705 +(986)- [X]

*** Hiretsukan has left #verge
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<andy> do the first half of that trick again.

#4706 +(215)- [X]

<winmutt> lol
<winmutt> my neighbor's name is jeff toke
<winmutt> and hes getting married tomorrow
<winmutt> 4/20
<winmutt> LOL
<winmutt> i just realized this

#4710 +(110)- [X]

<SDHawk> cool in a homosexual way
<OneiWilly> cool!
<Sivako> thats where i'm a superstar!

#4713 +(829)- [X]

<DCBastard> hey i could get ven to install that saturn modchip that i got him to send me last year
<travolta> ven?
<travolta> who is ven?
<CraiZE> he means VeNoM
<DCBastard> see when you like someone you abreviate their name - that's why I always call you travolta

#4715 +(282)- [X]

<@Spidey> you can get stamps anywhere
<@Spidey> grocery store, convenient store
<@Spidey> ;[
<@Spidey> -t+ce?
<@orion> setting modes on your sentences again, addict?

#4716 +(257)- [X]

<Chalma> how do I talk with everyone else?


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