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#4154 +(339)- [X]

<BombScare> snag jerks it so much last night his hand told him it had a headache

#4155 +(883)- [X]

<CorranFox> we didn't have sex though
<CorranFox> she took the route of saying "I might be a lesbian"
<CorranFox> I didn't drive her into it though
<mightyflo> you didnt drive it into her either

#4157 +(62)- [X]

<Konami> Washing makes my vagina smell less strong. Going several days with no washing results in a more pungent vagina. Most people could probably have guessed that.

#4158 +(349)- [X]

* cococutie does the deaf hottie victory dance :)
<Rhelik> cococutie: deaf hottie?  why deaf?
<estranger> Rhelik: mainly cus she can't hear  =)

#4159 +(438)- [X]

<Teratogen> what is the difference between PMS and PWS?
<Rhelik> Teratogen: one is a curse on men sent by god, the other is a curse on men sent by microsoft

#4161 +(186)- [X]

<xEh> I could use some help on my image post site
<JaseGuru> If you pay me I will
<xEh> i'm doing it for free so why can't you, some arrogant fellows here
<|Primus> lol. xEH your the one that wants a stranger to do stuff for you, for free

#4162 +(552)- [X]

<Rhelik> our conversation about having to recompile PHP is the equivilant too
<Rhelik> lex:"my car won't start"  rhelic:"it needs a new starter"  lex:"so how do i fix it?"  rhelic:"get a new starter"  lex:"does that mean i have to get one?"  rhelic:"are you an idiot?"
<Rhelik> lex: stop bitching and just fix it, you sound like a bad girlfriend
<lex> i am a girl

#4164 +(57)- [X]

<Roadancer> Rednecks will be slaughtered and used to make soap to wash the homeless

#4167 +(-33)- [X]

<sdr> I hate faggots who diss aol im
<sdr> either you love irc/aim or are into fagtastic drugs

#4169 +(489)- [X]

<sdr> i'm going to play with it first and become familiar, then show her how to use it

#4170 +(282)- [X]

<morte> Jesus Peanut Butter Cups: Little pieces of the Son of God in a milk chocolate cup! There's no wrong way to eat a Jesus!

#4172 +(222)- [X]

<unixpeon> we need a Bush Family vs Iraq episode for MTV Deathmatch

#4173 +(677)- [X]

<johnnybad> nice guys finish last
<ScottO> isnt that what women want anyway?  the guy to finish last?

#4174 +(306)- [X]

<PapiChu1o> i only like DreamWeaver because it takes away the pain of staring at text
<S5474> I use a text based editor because it takes the pain away of pointing and clicking ;)

#4175 +(463)- [X]

<METHODZsz> WinME is a app you put on someone elses computer to play a joke on them into thinkin their computer is fucked

#4182 +(327)- [X]

<Object> next thing you know she'll be sticking dildo's up my ass
<Object> that's just harsh
<[ric]> well it's harsh if it isn't lubed

#4183 +(67)- [X]

( ) Topic Change: prence sets topic to <Male Camwhore Act>I will now send you a cum filled tube sock if you buy something off my wishlist, thanks!</Male Camwhore Act>

#4186 +(55)- [X]

<Anton> for a guess you had a shit day at work as usual?
<Alexander> just boring
<Anton> ever actually had a good day at work?
<Alexander> well ok boring and shit

#4193 +(172)- [X]

<SomeGuy> damn
<SomeGuy> why can't she be like 6 years younger and 20 kg lighter? :/

#4198 +(423)- [X]

<RevQuixo> i want a mario game where you do actual plumbing
<RevQuixo> oh, did i mention i was gay?

#4200 +(186)- [X]

*** Quits: Disco[d2] (k-lined: u stole my girlfriend! (edison))

#4201 +(64)- [X]

<blazemore> i like to wear crotchless chaps
<blazemore> so my lele can feel the breeze in sand storms

#4202 +(421)- [X]

<kr0ss> some idiot on the radio said dildos are banned in alabama
<X-Spectre> dildos proably were banned like a hundred years ago with some dumb law and they haven't changed it yet
<CiXeL> cant ban broomstick handles

#4203 +(156)- [X]

<zeron> :))))))))))
<ckx> that looks like icewizard smiling
<ckx> all 50 chins

#4204 +(76)- [X]

<kr0ss> people who get offended by '666' can suck my 6.66 inch cock

#4205 +(218)- [X]

<Lepper> if you pierce your rectum like 5 times, your poop would make weird shapes
<Lepper> like star shaped

#4207 +(285)- [X]

<eldeesux0r> i used to think lysol was a lice repellent
<eldeesux0r> one day i sprayed it in my hair before i went to school cuz they were doing lice checks
<eldeesux0r> i got a rash :|

#4208 +(43)- [X]

<JacKnife> well wats a good game to play?
<bucshott> pocket pool
<bucshott> ;P
<JacKnife> i'm an expert at that game
<bucshott> see told ya it was good

#4209 +(720)- [X]

<slacker> drunken sex is cool because your mind wanders
<slacker> you think about shit like...mountains

#4216 +(718)- [X]

<pingboy> COUNTER STRIKE CURED MY PORN ADDICTION

#4218 +(539)- [X]

(CamelToe) did I ever tell you I have a CAT-5 outlet in my downstairs bathroom, so I can chat while I poo
(Q`) A friend of mine has a "pleestation"
(Q`) "plee" meaning bathroom
(Q`) It's a pc with fast internet connection, games etc... right in front of the toilet
(Q`) :-P
(CamelToe) so I guess if you're playing a game such as Undying, you can really scare the shit out of yourself
(Q`) Hahaha

#4224 +(550)- [X]

<quisling> bwahaha, I was looking through some personals and this chick's username is "responsible" but she's 20 with a child...

#4226 +(367)- [X]

<Hendrix> Romance is flowers, Perversion is sticking the flowers up her ass

#4231 +(165)- [X]

(unchali) I was in gymnastics til I realized that fat chicks cause earthquakes

#4232 +(316)- [X]

<ian__> Am I gay?
<qin> yes.
<ian__> ahhhh
<ian__> i knew something wasn't quite right

#4233 +(301)- [X]

<JoeyB> what would be better of a car to modify, a honda accord, or a toyota
          corrola
<Focus2001> oh man'
<pagan> which is better, dog poop or cat poop?
<pagan> ;p
<coug_> LOL

#4235 +(42)- [X]

<prence> when i used that tube sock yesterday
<prence> i didnt know i had used it before
<prence> and i cut my penis with the dried up cum

#4236 +(416)- [X]

<SaeNoDa> but I wont
<SaeNoDa> i mean, whats the point in cheating, right?
<mightyflo> winning?

#4237 +(859)- [X]

<Geothermal> too many kitties in my life
<Kashan> masturbate more
<Geothermal> that's your solution to everything damn it
<Geothermal> "Just keep whackin' Geo!"
<Geothermal> well I'm tired of that kinda attitude

#4238 +(183)- [X]

<Scofco> i want to stick it up my butt
<Scofco> not my 'chocolate starfish'
<fcastle> lol same diffrence u doosh bag :)
<Scofco> i don't even have a chocolate starfish
<Scofco> i hate seafood

#4239 +(219)- [X]

<Scofco> i could play with vaginas all day
<Scofco> but boobs, i can play with for only 10 minutes, then i get bored

#4243 +(308)- [X]

<Kir> if i had a better body, and clearer skin, i'd be a snobby bitch

#4247 +(1759)- [X]

[Lord-Data] Id like to know.. Who discovered cows could be milked, and WTF WAS HE DOING!?

#4248 +(780)- [X]

<Dark_un> monitors so dark
<Dark_un> cant watch rush hour 2
<Dark_un> can barely see chris tucker

#4249 +(695)- [X]

<Altoid> patience, young skywalker
<DeX`> but that leia bitch wont put out!
<DeX`> shes got those huge danishes on her ears to hang onto....
<Altoid> mmmm
<Altoid> danish
<Altoid> you fuck her, I'll eat the ears

#4253 +(279)- [X]

<FarginBoard> I tried to get AIDS once, but even those people wouldn't do it with me

#4255 +(229)- [X]

<brock101> whats speeds should i get over a lan, with a 10/100 connection ?
<@WheelOr> 10 to 100 Mbits/sec.
<brock101> -_-
<brock101> thanks, i knew that
<brock101> i walked into that one didn`t i
<@WheelOr> I suppose so.

#4256 +(540)- [X]

<OpsuPup> i was driving along one day, saw a bmw and thought, that's an ugly bmw, then i realised it was a merc, then i thought, hmm, nice looking merc

#4257 +(878)- [X]

<dodge> fuck, thought somthing was wrong with my 's' key then, it kept repeating, looked down and it turns out i had my finger on it

#4260 +(377)- [X]

<McMoo> My computer's maximum uptime: 4w 2d 15h 39m 3s, set on Tue, Feb 19 2002 at 5:53:00p
<McMoo> LOOK AT HOW BIG MY DICK IS
<McMoo> 4 WEEKS BIG!!!!!!!


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