#3909 +(706)- [X]
<BombScare> i should go buy a skateboard and go sk00l some kids at the park
<BombScare> since im an expert at all 3 tony hawk games, i should have no problem pulling off those tricks in real life
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<i4get> life sucks.
<Waldo> yeah, but so do some girls so it kinda evens out
<i4get> funny Waldo
#3913 +(249)- [X]
<ScumDog> Mexicans rock because down in Mexico they're too poor to update any of the arcade games
<ScumDog> so all the players rock at games on 12-year-old hardware
<ScumDog> not surprisingly, there's also a large concentration of Double Dragon champions there
#3917 +(102)- [X]
* FlipTopBx crosses his fingers
<FlipTopBx> pleeeease snow. ;-)
<mightyflo> people have stuff to do tomorrow. stuff they've been looking forward to for a long time. snow would be bad.
<FlipTopBx> oh, that party is tomorrow, isn't it.
<FlipTopBx> where's he live?
<mightyflo> the land of kirk
<FlipTopBx> i'll make arrangements for it not to snow in that area then
#3918 +(443)- [X]
<zetullus> This is just not happening. Im sure I was smarter than this when I went to bed
#3920 +(748)- [X]
<djLiKu> tell her to give me a blueprint of her vagina
<blazemore> wtf are you gonna do with a blueprint
<blazemore> construct your own vagina?
<djLiKu> it's like ocean's 11
<djLiKu> i'm gonna plan out first with a demo
#3925 +(71)- [X]
<gg0dd> ok what do i declare the variable the user inputs an IP adress??
<gg0dd> u know lets say i want him to type 127.0.0.1
<O_6> what language are you speaking?
#3926 +(500)- [X]
<Panty_HaX0r> how old are you?
<Scofco> I wish I was 13 again, then I wouldn't have AIDS
#3927 +(363)- [X]
<cornbeef> 8? i didnt even know what a vagina was at 8
<Scofco> I didn't learn to masturbate until I was 17... up until then I always thought 'masturbation' was a type of pasta dish they served in fancy restaurants
#3928 +(362)- [X]
<illfates> the first time I had an orgasm
<illfates> i had my dick buried all the way into a stuffed animal
<illfates> a kangaroo named "Fred"
#3931 +(210)- [X]
<Panty_HaX0r> I masturbate near constantly, and I have a steady supply of sex
<Scofco> sex-drives that high should be bottled and sold on store shelves
#3932 +(1152)- [X]
<Detrafilia> One time i was so tired, i had asked 'how are you?' in rpgamer, and then i looked in a diff query, went back to rpgamer, saw the 'how are you?' and i go 'oh fine, just a little sleepy. thanks. You?'
#3934 +(448)- [X]
<maff> I've got a riot breaking out in my pants
<D1> need some backup?
<D1> I mean...
<D1> ok, that was really gay.
<maff> I don't get down like that d1
<D1> I apologize.
<Guilty> Why dont you just join the cast of Oz and get it over with D1
#3935 +(2132)- [X]
*** Signoff: Morpheus (Connection reset by peer)
*** Morpheus (firstname.lastname@example.org) has joined channel #relax
<Morpheus> argh.. that wasn't my speaker cable
#3936 +(7246)- [X]
<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that
#3937 +(787)- [X]
<Nall> type /nick newname to fix your name
*** amit is now known as newname
#3938 +(546)- [X]
<sTek> "ONLY FRIENDS", i hate those two words
<sTek> even worse than "im pregnant"
#3939 +(366)- [X]
<@Chaz> How the hell it went through a folded-over (two layers) sock is beyond me...
<Nyphur> ... o_0
#3944 +(350)- [X]
(seiki) &google inflatable+goat
(fnet) Google (inflatable+goat): http://www.vacationbibleschool.com/v_newfeatures.html
#3946 +(695)- [X]
<@EvilSxxd> it's a sad sad day when a man lets a woman move into his balls
<@Vashie> my nutsack is as safe as fort nox
<@EvilSxxd> checked and handled by 1000s of sweaty soldiers a day?
#3947 +(300)- [X]
<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a fag break all i can think of is someone knocking on my door , picking me up , and smoking me
#3969 +(137)- [X]
<blazemore> these japanese guys walked up to me and my friend and started talking to us
<blazemore> and asking which bands we like
<blazemore> so we started naming some off but they hadn't heard of any of them
<blazemore> then i'm like "uh... guns 'n roses"
<blazemore> and they're all "oh yes, we like them very much!"
<ScumDog> you should've whistled "patience" to them
<ScumDog> as a universal message of love
<ScumDog> it transcends the spoken word
#3970 +(61)- [X]
<Hostile> Would you eat mung if it tasted like chicken?
<Hostile> Would you eat chicken if it tasted like mung.
<Scofco> what's mung?
<Hostile> It's the stuff inside of a pregnant chick i think.
<Scofco> there's lots of stuff inside pregnant chicks
<Hostile> Yeah, that's mung.
#3972 +(127)- [X]
*** Now talking in #sandstorm
нннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннннн*** Topic is 'http://media.sub-sonix.net:8008 all sandstorm, all the time... for 60 days until the RIAA starts charging'
#3973 +(263)- [X]
<Ouroboros> suds: You are drunk, we are sober. Why are you sad?
<suds> i dunno
<suds> maybe cuz all the chicas at the club were so underage it was like walkin into jail
*** suds has some standards
<suds> noone under 18
<suds> now that i'm 22
<Ouroboros> I only have 2 standards.
<Ouroboros> A left one and a right one.
#3974 +(39)- [X]
[OutLore ] horray! my crossover cable worked! putting ends on is easy....
[madwoota ] if you have a crimper :P
[OutLore ] took me 45 for the first one, 5 for the second.. :)
[madwoota ] cat5 ends take < 10 seconds
[OpsuPup ] but you're l33t woota
[OpsuPup ] how could OutLore possibly hope to compete with you?
[madwoota ] i know, it's tough, but someone has to be this good
#3975 +(537)- [X]
<ScumDog> my first BBS name ever, when I was something like 11 years old, was pothead.
<ScumDog> except that I was named after a local band, and had no idea what an actual "pothead" was
<ScumDog> so people were always like "Rahhh! 420 4-ever!!!" and I had no clue what they were talking about
#3976 +(228)- [X]
<therioman> at this rate i'll end up working for some company, being married and having 4 kids
<therioman> which i will ensure doesn't happen
<therioman> i shall barricade myself with 45U racks
#3979 +(216)- [X]
(AngelGrl) unix sounds like lego.. am i right?
#3984 +(330)- [X]
[11:29] *** kiwix is now known as kiwiGF
[11:34] *** kiwiGF is now known as kiwix
<mightyflo> that was quick.
#3985 +(333)- [X]
<scummo> I was saying "eat a dick" even then, trying to get good grades by drawing pictures of shoes
<scummo> a tradition I keep up even today
<scummo> the 4.0 on the 15-page paper about the importance of midgets and dwarfs in film has to be my crown jewel
#3990 +(99)- [X]
<Lowtax> Command and Conquer? Is that being the movie with Regis & kathy Lee?
#3991 +(395)- [X]
<DAEMON> marked by circumcision
<DAEMON> hm, that sounds like a Steven Segal movie
#3992 +(261)- [X]
<Matt> so much hostility
<Spike> for such a tiny little hole
#3993 +(173)- [X]
* DAEMON watches the most expensive videos on mtv
<SkiTz> the most expensive is bound to be a Michael Jackson clip.
<DAEMON> it costs a lot to buy small children on the black market for his dressing room
#3995 +(469)- [X]
<Donitz> Sleep! From Blamco! Its kinda like dying - but without the commitment!
#3998 +(725)- [X]
<Donitz> Do you like waffles?! Do you like Nazi propaganda?! Then do we have the restaraunt for you!
#3999 +(340)- [X]
<Veers> Welcome to insomnia, Tony. Even Masturbation won't work right.
#4003 +(183)- [X]
<Nazke|du> Your ass is russian, in other words its cold and only inviting to women with beards.
#4004 +(497)- [X]
<Tony> a hand job..10 dollars, a blowjob..25 dollars, full sex..50 dollars, a long lasting relationship..priceless. There are some things money can buy, for everything else, theres blackmail.
#4008 +(467)- [X]
<evil-guru> if the Bible says Pi equals 3, the Pi must equal 3
<j-la> Thou shalt not reckon in decimals.
#4012 +(221)- [X]
<Gallant> what's the point of programmin C/C++ if your goal is to make readable code?
#4013 +(562)- [X]
<Joshua> how's the recording going?
<Joshua> or the whole band thing i guess... haven't heard much as of late...
<Lexx> like a dead paraplegic snail, nailed to a dead paraplegic badger that has been cemented into the foundations of a building
<Joshua> umm... was the snail dead before it was nailed to the badger?
<Lexx> they were both stillborn
<Lexx> as were their parents
<Alamias> Sounds like my sex life
#4014 +(200)- [X]
<Alamias> So, how is things with you Waldo?
<Joshua> things are just things
<Joshua> kicked a midterm's ass
<Alamias> Cool.. I always hated midterms
<Lexx> isnt that a pregnant lady?
#4015 +(675)- [X]
<aeflux> I swear 85% of the CS community failed remedial english in 3rd grade
<Gunny> 85% of the CS community hasn't made it to the 3rd grade
#4016 +(360)- [X]
<djglitch> i'm thinking about getting the front desk chix number just to see if i still have it in me
<djglitch> she is sexy
<tyne> u got her number
#4019 +(239)- [X]
<drlion> squirrels have sexy tails
<drlion> like foxes
<[ric]> hmm.... define "sexy"
<[ric]> in fact, don't... I will leave it to my imagination.. :)
#4021 +(795)- [X]
<Dark_un> man this shit is fucked
<Synoptica> whats that?
* Dark_un produces a piece of shit with a particularly suspicious looking hole
#4026 +(411)- [X]
*** crunchybl has joined #xml
<crunchybl> anyone know xml in here
#4027 +(556)- [X]
<RokChik> just had my first mammogram and anytime you flatten anything that much, it just ain't ever going back to being fluffy and firm again. I just may sue.