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<kalani> Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves...Here's Tom with the weather.
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<JibberJim> what should happen to your webpages if you drop dead?
<Jumper> is this a trick question ?
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*** Parts: GiRLiE (~email@example.com)
* Xta-C sets mode: -stupid
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[bytraper] they are my family.... I love them like they were my own, I couldn't part with them for less than $20
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<Scofco> whenever I get a hardon
<Scofco> I pass out
<Scofco> well, I actually faint
<Scofco> because the idea of getting laid shocks me
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<Scofco> i used to have wet dreams about carmen sandiego
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ù MrP- slaps AlterAFK around a bit with his slapping thingy
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<JackDaiLo> i need to learn how to sing chinese angry music
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<Sylffor> I prefer "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon" or "yogurt slinger"
<nitrifik_> ok. Sylffor knows too many colorful synonyms for 'dick'.
* Sylffor is a homosexual, remember?
<nitrifik_> you being gay is fine.
<nitrifik_> I draw the line at "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon".
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<ScumDog> the mom-look is sexy though
<ScumDog> don't take it wrong
<nitrifik> ScumDog: what weird fetish do you NOT possess dude?
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<Rairu> I'd rather play mvc2 and smoke chronic than get head
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<Sylffor> The Legend of Zelda for the NES had replay value with the Second Quest.
<TURBOMEAT> by that logic, every single game with Randomly Generated Dungeons has infinite replay value
<nitrifik_> I don't even think those have one-play value :o
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<dot> i know most references
<dot> because i am ... whats that word?
<dot> i know stuff
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<Rajio> my friend's such a bastard, he wouldn't let me get my quarter's worth with VF4, challenged me just for the sake of beating me :P then he did the same with tekken, but then i wipped paul out and owned his ass :P
<toNe> Rajio: paul? is that like a nickname for it?
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<Slant> dpkg -i kernel-image-2.4.18_kami.1.0_i386.deb
<Slant> ok, reboot.
* Slant nods.
<-- Sam|foo has quit (QUIT: User exited)
<FlipTopBox> sucka. he's doomed, isn't he.
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<NeonId> general- Internet talk isn't even worth of being called a dialect. It's a mutilation of language, and we are the people who have to compensate for it's brazen idiocy.
<Potato> I'd even say it bites.
<JDigital> lol kthx
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[neckarse] well berret tesratr
[neckarse] wtf.. somone swapped my r and t...
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[17:23:28] [Synoptica] I AM GOING TO TAKE A SHIT NOW EVERYONE
[17:29:32] [Xta-C ] COOL!
[17:30:13] [Synoptica] jesus christ i dont remember eating chili
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<Ash> Op me so hard.
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<d1cer> i just shit the bigest shit in the world
<d1cer> it was like a fucking legg
<LivinDead> how big was it?
<d1cer> hold on leme get my ruler
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<zedebsky> Coughing sucks, but does get you higher :)
<tonic4> zedebsky, coughing opens up parts of your lungs that usually don't get in air, in the case of smoking, smoke, so thats how it gets you higher
<latez> we've got a medic
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<DMC[tiky]> the word rocks is funny to me, cause when i was a little kid in fox chapel, my friends brother told him GO SUCK ON A ROCK, so he did, and everyone crowded around him and watched him suck on this rock for like 10 minutes.............
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<shin_k> rez is great though
<shin_k> just because of how insane it is visually
<shin_k> and w/ a great sound system it will make you CRAP YOUR PANTS
<TURBOMEAT> I don't think I've flat out crapped my pants yet
<TURBOMEAT> but there may have been some subtle fecal leakage, yes
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<Hendrix> Its fun to go out in the cold weather and watch smokers pass out becuse they dont know when they're done exhaling
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<imsoemo> i should sell information on how to join irc on ebay
<imsoemo> FOR ONLY $3 I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO TALK TO MORE ARROGANT ASSHOLES THAN YOU EVER DREAMED
<CaliburX> Just make it sound complicated and expensive
<CaliburX> Have you ever wanted to talk with other sophisticated beings like yourself for free on your own personal computer? With this 42 step guide your dreams will become a reality and your life will be forever enjoyable.
<CaliburX> Only $99.99 plus shipping and handling
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<Hiko> "all the people in #bemani are child molesters"
<nitrifik_> I'm not.
<mightyflo> not according to swedish law, anyway
<nitrifik_> I have never sexed anyone below 15, so I'm all legal.
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<TURBOMEAT> my car caught fire.
<TURBOMEAT> I tried to flick a cigarette out the window
<TURBOMEAT> and it was only like 1/4 down
<TURBOMEAT> so it bounced off the window and went under the seat
<TURBOMEAT> 2 streets later there was smoke billowing out from under me
<TURBOMEAT> it landed on some paper
<TURBOMEAT> then started to burn the material under the seat
<TURBOMEAT> I wish someone had TOLD me smoking could be hazardous
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<ScumDog> I think the coathangers might have something to do with all those, ahem, "random" miscarriages
<shin_k> scum : THAT'S JUST STRAWBERRY JAM ON THE COAT HANGER, REALLY!
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<Wodan> hi wich langage do u spieak?
<moonsee> apparently not yours
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<Hoosier55> does anyone know where i can get a modchip installed cuz i hate to solder does best buy do it?
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<thunderka> somebody speak spanish?
<Suriv> i do
<thunderka> you do what?
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<crapple> i'd fuck a man for a gay.com vhost
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<poste> no, i know this chick with awesome big boobs...2 actually
<rox-work> 2 awesome big boobs?
<rox-work> i should hope so
<matthardy> like one boob on a chest, is like kinda funky and wrong
<spazzer> nah, poste is confused
<spazzer> the chick has one huge uniboob
<matthardy> spazz: ahaha uniboob
<spazzer> and a unibrow to match
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<Scofco> I wish I invented Jesus
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<Hostile> And now that i think of it, the west coast should be all renamed to the wastelands
<Scofco> It should be renamed to the east coast
<Scofco> then we would have 2 east coasts
<Scofco> it would rid gang violence
<Scofco> end the east coast / west coast struggle
<Scofco> with a simple name change
<Scofco> I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE
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<Infe> damn, i hate buying a computer part, you always see a better deal the next day
<AlmtyBob> not me
<ryo-ohki> Just steal stuff, and you won't have that problem.
<Infe> but then they buy something newer and better to replace what you stole
<Infe> and you have to steal again!
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<MadScribe> it's called working for a growing company
<Soopa> work on my growing cock!
* Soopa has a way with words
<toNe> and a way with cocks
<Soopa> yeah that too
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<nARcOtIC]> any of u know someone witha f ast internet connection?
<[ric]> me, suppa fast... so fast I can't even see the packets go by when I open the modem up
<nARcOtIC]> how fast is it?
<[ric]> so fast I can't even explain it
<[ric]> so fast that by the time I try and upload something it was uploaded 10 minutes earlier
<[ric]> stunningly fast, it is..
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<drano> i need to go to sleep soon, i was late for school this morning
<Wyatt> being late rules.
<furandfx> the only place being late does not rule
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<baras> who can help me to find job in holland, maybe in farm? pls
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<ScumDog> I don't think the act itself is sick, though. They're going to have sex with someone, it might as well be me.
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<KNG_SNK> ok i was at work today
<KNG_SNK> and two ppl were missing...
<KNG_SNK> and this guy's office was locked
<KNG_SNK> but i knew there was someone in there... VERY quiet too
<KNG_SNK> so me and some buds went over to the next building
<KNG_SNK> to try to peek in
<KNG_SNK> and man... they were goin at it
<KNG_SNK> but we could clearly see humping action
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<nitrifik_> wtf? that's blazemore? he looks 12!
<P2E> maybe that's why he has so much porn
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(|Chris) it's the gift that keeps on giving
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<elliptic> does any1 else name their member set/get functions with "Please" in the end?
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<gc> it would take approximatly 40 286's to equals the power of your average 1 GHz desktop
<cabbage> um, where did you pull that crap from?
<gc> do the math
<ian> what math
<_gene> well you know .. THE math ;)
<jwzrd-> gc: are you adding clockspeed here ?
<gc> no its the cache,
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*** opinion (ED@blahblahblah.bla) has joined #bemani
<opinion> hey guys
<opinion> WHY DONT YOU VOICE YOUR OPINION
*** ScumDog sets mode: +v opinion
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<+Tre> how do I get girls to have sex with me?
<+sp00n> show them software you have written..woman go wild for that kind of stuff
<+Tre> for real? how should i show them? do I carry my laptop around and show random woman??
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<Rbrt> i have decided to file for a divorce
<nharris> Rbrt.. wise move
<Rbrt> yepp neil
<closedown> did you just have a kid?
<Rbrt> yes i did
<nharris> my brother's inlaws are DICKS.. except his bro in law..he's cool
<Rbrt> the kid doesnt change the fact that she's a psycho
<closedown> my gf's trying to hint at marriage
<closedown> that would surely cut into my irc time
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*** Jei-Dijitaru has quit IRC (Do we really need warnings that the lead in paint will kill you? Keep in mind that these people have already made a conscious decision to CONSUME PAINT.)