#3594 +(299)- [X]
<mightyflo> they keep all interesting stuff from entering the country i live in
<mightyflo> and at the same time, flood it with total crap
<Slant> mightyflo: It's a conspiracy to make us stupid.
<Reo> and it's too late for many of us
#3597 +(276)- [X]
<Amanda> Uncle Bud's Catfish is a PRODUCT OF CORPORATE MONOPOLIES ATTEMPTING TO STEAL OUR CATFISH TRADITION
<Amanda> AND CAPITALIZE ON IT WHILE LOSING THE TRUE VALUE OF AND LOVE FOR THE FISH
<kisama_> so you're against christmas presents too?
#3599 +(314)- [X]
<xeiro> O_6: what does updating your kernel actaully do
<O_6> xeiro, gets me the chicks
#3600 +(274)- [X]
<BombScare> hmmm...choices choices, either get dressed and go get lunch, or sit here and wait for dinner
<BombScare> damn im lazy
#3602 +(507)- [X]
<Baby-d> I set up a shoutcast last night while I was pretty wasted, it's fuckin tight though
<SilverJag> I guess
<Baby-d> you guess!?!
<Baby-d> show some more enthusiasim!
<SilverJag> I cant I have diahreaa
#3604 +(390)- [X]
(snpr^): 1337 = l33t = leet = elite = ghey
#3610 +(273)- [X]
<sAmEeLl> canada`s fbi is called RCMP
<sAmEeLl> sounds like a dos attack
#3611 +(285)- [X]
<sAmEeLl> i smoke dunhills
<aNuBiS-> i assume thats #bearcave lingo for cock
#3613 +(493)- [X]
<SinbadTheSailor> hi hedge...are you on turps?
<Hedge> quite sober actually
<sTar69> sober like, just jammed my penis in the door kinda sober?
<Hedge> sober like i just got caught shoplifting a dildo kinda sober
<sTar69> oh THAT kind of sober ;)
<sTar69> i mean err what are you talking about?
#3614 +(59)- [X]
<Waters> I practice safe sex
<Waters> I masterbate with a condom on
#3615 +(523)- [X]
<DeathFist> hey, can u guys stop talking about racism and shit...its getting old...if you dont like it, then you dont have to own slaves, its as easy as that...
#3616 +(619)- [X]
<azmaveth> man u know that is funny as shit 127.0.0.1 is my school ip
#3618 +(571)- [X]
<establish> 16/f/virgin/36c/firmtits/5'9/125 pounds/I like guys who are short, overweight, not good looking, and who are really into computers and video games/plus I have genital warts
#3619 +(453)- [X]
<FreshBrew> BEAT MY CHILDREN
<kolby> You take that B off and I won't even charge ya.
#3620 +(223)- [X]
<meohmy> at the end of the day its smokers that keep the hospitals running
#3621 +(296)- [X]
<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion
<noj> no it isn't
<noj> you puss
<djcrom> ok let me rephrase
<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion and make it not sound gay
#3622 +(11)- [X]
<shaun|bbl> I've been smokin my cats shit recently, once you get over the bad taste, it actually fucks you up good....:P
#3623 +(186)- [X]
<fai|ure> pearl must have some cavern pussy if she's wanting it in the ass everytime
<pearl> i didnt say everytime
<pearl> occasionally is nice :)
<pearl> jd has the nicest thing to say about me usually
<fai|ure> i'm that sensitive type of guy
<fai|ure> ya' know what i'm sayin'
<Ginger> cavernous is not good
<Ginger> for the esophageal capacity
#3625 +(325)- [X]
<nakke> !dictionary fellatio
<FillyJonk> 2 entries found for fellatio.
<FillyJonk> fel-la-ti-o (f-l, -sh, f-) n. Oral stimulation of the penis. [New Latin, from Latin felltus, past participle of fellre, to suck. See dh(i)- in Indo-European Roots.]
<JibberJim> So billions is spent on making it possible for people to "chat" across the world, and access dictionary's and what do you do? - look up dirty words...
#3627 +(120)- [X]
<Phil> i always have fun when 11 inches is involved
#3630 +(6823)- [X]
<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song
#3632 +(173)- [X]
<tsui-ji> gyl: go into #asian and tell em you are white, have muscles and drive a nice car and mad chicks will msg you
#3634 +(253)- [X]
<tyne> my life consists of 2 things
<tyne> and debt
#3635 +(1067)- [X]
<L0ne_W0lf> I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
#3636 +(139)- [X]
<kung_fu_mike> its not a fast rmix when all you did was speed up the bit rate
<kung_fu_mike> oh and degrade the quality
#3638 +(321)- [X]
<CoMBo> so for job titles, i should put Wholesale Distributor, Bookkeeping and ...what goes here
<jube> Village Idiot
#3646 +(361)- [X]
<WhitePony> I want to upgrade my t3 connection to a cable modem, where do i download the patch?
#3647 +(887)- [X]
*** Now talking in #funadultchat
<Megumi> i am ready to receive my fun
#3649 +(265)- [X]
<PapaWo|f> any girls care to chat with 17/m/Van/Lamer/zits for days/hideously overweight/naked right at this moment spanking off to animal porn? msg me
#3650 +(288)- [X]
(@watchy): hey io
(@watchy): i am gonna put up a ebay auction
(@watchy): i'm gonna auction my sperm
*** Quits: watchy (Excess Flood)
(@[IO]): or not
#3651 +(92)- [X]
[illz] i could maybe play it off him like 'im just taking my autistic friend out he's never had a drink before'
#3652 +(565)- [X]
<blazemore> one time i was camping with a bunch of friends and me and this girl were sleeping next to each other and we were both laying on our sides with our asses touching and i accidentally farted
#3658 +(373)- [X]
* auslandr pokes lint in the eye
<EigenLint> no poking.
* auslandr stabs lint in the eye
#3659 +(691)- [X]
<Mazroth> A girl waved to me once before making out with her boyfriend, does that count as scoring?
#3660 +(288)- [X]
<FlipTopBox> oooh! i want a p'zone!
<mightyflo> "we tried spelling 'pizza' and 'calzone' but we fucked up."
<FlipTopBox> i was thinking more like "we were trying to find the most annoying name possible."
#3661 +(260)- [X]
<Kiteless> anyways, invite only is often a good thing
<Kiteless> unless youre talking about girls of course..
<ScumDog> Kidon's giving you delusions about girls who like games being 'hot'
<ScumDog> she's a serious rarity - remember that
<mightyflo> sell her on ebay
<Kiteless> 'hot gamer gf'
#3662 +(260)- [X]
<metroid23> all those dumb bots. they all sit around and make each other feel comfortable by confirming each others' decisions. it's like a big self-help group!
#3663 +(81)- [X]
<TURBOMEAT> note to self : clean george foreman grille before making grilled cheese
<Megami> Hmmm.... I think it's time for CC again. XD
<TURBOMEAT> the bread tastes of the fat of 1000 meals
<Megami> Why the hell would you make grilled cheese on an inclined grill in the first place? O.o;
#3664 +(224)- [X]
<mappyman> i sent off for a PAL videotape of Captain Jack
<mappyman> still in backorder
<Hiko> how you gonna play a PAL tape?
<mightyflo> just crack it
#3668 +(365)- [X]
<ThaDragon> money == good life == pussy + beer.
<ThaDragon> Preferrably in that order. Pussy tastes horrible after beer.
* ThaDragon grossed out tenfour
<tenfour> I can't stand the taste of beer
#3670 +(362)- [X]
<Object> shutting down your computer is like putting your dog in a cage
<Object> you just don't do that
#3672 +(329)- [X]
<blazemore> 1) he has pants listed in the arcade machine section
<blazemore> 2) why would you buy used clothes over the internet :/
<Slant|SCC> Let alone "techno raver DJ" pants?
<Steve-3> 9 bids so far
<Steve-3> maybe i should start selling my old boxers on ebay
<Steve-3> These boxers are in GREAT condition, with the exception of a spot where i let go a little early
<Slant|SCC> But they're not any ordinary boxser.
<Slant|SCC> They're "techno raver DJ" boxers!
#3673 +(458)- [X]
<dregan> Shush, or I'll stab you in the groin.
<MightyQuinn> no you won't.
<MightyQuinn> MY PENIS IS FAR TOO MIGHTY TO BE STABBED!
<dregan> Would you like to test that?
<dregan> I accept it may be hard to hit first time, but I'm willing to give it a go.
#3677 +(1028)- [X]
<w3nis> I remember discussing bong tactics with a friend and drawing out plans and then we realized we had drew a pelican
#3679 +(530)- [X]
*** fr33b1rth sets mode: -o fr33b1rth
#3680 +(265)- [X]
<mightyflo> i still want the milli vanilli cd
<mightyflo> the only place i've seen it is a smoky as hell pool hall
<scummo> Dr Q's.
<scummo> I go there specifically to play that entire CD all the time!!!
<scummo> And the best part is, all the people there never get that I was the one who put it on
<scummo> So they always strike up conversation like "Haha.. I wonder who the faggot who put this shit on was.."
<scummo> especially when I had the whole long-haired rocker image
#3681 +(308)- [X]
<rivvah> dude, he's from montana or some shit. 17.50 would buy a new house
<Ouroboros> What's a house?
#3682 +(425)- [X]
<Guinivere> they have cable in Montana?
<Ouroboros> Yeah, you use it for barb-wire fences.
<Ouroboros> You know, cable.
<Ouroboros> Or for pulling your truck out of the ditch or whatever.
#3684 +(132)- [X]
<dodgey> my g/f somtimes talks to me in html code
<dodgey> quite cute... eheh
<dodgey> like i go to bed the other night, she sais
<dodgey> actually, what did she say
#3685 +(166)- [X]
<bytraper> i would have charged data for it, but i felt sorry because he had boobs