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<jstepka-w> she said to me 'we need a few months off'
<Flav> "a few months? sweet, that'll let me run through the bitches on my TODO list"
#3457 +(1023)- [X]
<Legatic> How can you think you matter when your URL has a tilde in it?
#3460 +(524)- [X]
<agrath> I banned him cause he pointed out i was a virgin
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<Object> i'm good for 15 minutes
<sh0> Object, 15 minutes ?!
<sh0> you better have a lot of cash to keep yo bitch loyal
#3465 +(430)- [X]
<f9|war3beta> These Mint Skittles taste like shit.
<Brentai> MINT SKITTLES?
<JDigital> f9: Tell me about it. Over here, we call the green ones "Excre-mint".
<JDigital> Alternatively known as "New car smell" flavour.
#3469 +(277)- [X]
<blazemore> Windows XP Professional Uptime: 4wks 4hrs 55secs
<blazemore> time to reboot
<ScumDog> that's so retarded
<mandarin> heh...uptime is sad
<mandarin> more sad is most *nix nerds have longer uptime records than relationship records ;)
<mightyflo> Relationship OSR2 Sexual Uptime: 2wks 6hrs 12secs
#3474 +(316)- [X]
<@Catgirl> The three stages of Catgirl hating: #1) "FUCK YOU I'M RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG" #2) "FUCK YOU I BET YOU'RE NOT A GIRL" #3) "FUCK YOU" *ban* PM: "I'd like to fuck you."
#3483 +(775)- [X]
<Darksyde> dood you make texas look like a big dildo
<blazemore> i'd rather be a big dildo than a small dildo
<blazemore> especially the kind the secretes fake jizz that tastes like oranges
<Geek-> how would you know about that shit?
* blazemore is away
#3485 +(304)- [X]
<DrWoody> alcohol is my anti-drug.
#3487 +(59)- [X]
<]Di[ein> seriously..... imma put 2x turbos....nos....air intake...... get that pos lowered even though it is already lowered
<]Di[ein> get some 5's
<]Di[ein> (it has go cart wheels)
<Vandium> A FESTIVA
<]Di[ein> the only car in the world where u get a buy one get one free deal!
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<stack> if($want == "illegal") connect(efnet);
#3500 +(389)- [X]
<bdi> if you lookin' for sympathy, you better look between R and T in the fucking dictionary
#3502 +(388)- [X]
<Butters> this girl I'm talking to on AIM just tried out her new "pink panther"
<chowda> Butters: I'm sure "she" did :)
#3509 +(284)- [X]
<Rasputin> Episode 1 rocked!!!!!
<Rasputin> Let me rephrase.
<Rasputin> The trailer for Episode 1 ROCKED!!!!
#3510 +(352)- [X]
<Demamas> RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR! *explodes*
<Nyphur> BAD! NO BONE FOR Demamas! BACK IN YOUR CAGE !!
*** Signoff: Demamas (Ping timeout)
<Nyphur> I forgot I left his cage off the server
#3523 +(350)- [X]
<JFalcon> sex is too much work... and the customers always complain.
#3524 +(4598)- [X]
<Ouroboros> Has anyone ever logged into dev0n's FTP?
<Affe> ouro: that some kind of sexual innuendo?
<xpander> is that a euphemism?
<Ouroboros> I try to be subtle about these things.
<Affe> in that case, i 'log into dev0ns ftp' all the time
<Ouroboros> Yeah, she gave me her "login" but she won't reply to my "/msgs"
<Affe> dude i had 'sex' with her in the 'butt' the other day
<Affe> oh wait
<Affe> we're being subtle
#3526 +(818)- [X]
<darkraZor> yes, tits
<Soopa> i agree
#3532 +(61)- [X]
<blazemore> indian, asian.. same difference, they both end with "ian"
#3535 +(253)- [X]
<ScumDog> I never treat women as members of the opposite sex, Tanya.
#3539 +(1078)- [X]
<craig> i'm sorry, i should've remembered that many people are pedanic here
<Crappy> it's pedantic
#3547 +(230)- [X]
<sQuEeDeN> <applet code="filename.jar"></applet>
<duckman> <monkey sex="now"></monkey>
<sQuEeDeN> <duckman sex="none" orientation="unknown"></duckman>
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<PowrSlave> dude once i got an altoid stuck up my gf's pussy
<PowrSlave> and everytime i tried to fish it out with my tongue it went further up. and she said it burned her hahaa
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<GiRLiE> hey it was funny the doc asked me if I have blood in my urine
<GiRLiE> thought of u
#3552 +(292)- [X]
<DAL9000> he prolly cried and then shot himself in the head 14 times
<Wronski> DAL9000: I think it would be rather difficult to shoot yourself in the head 14 times.
<DAL9000> Wronski: think about it.
<DAL9000> if he's stupid enough to use an imac and need help
<DAL9000> then he's prolly not using very much of his brain
<natescape> b'sides, they say we only use 10% of our brain most of the time anyway
<natescape> his 10% was probably located closer to his ass....
#3554 +(952)- [X]
<@Dark_un> is there an actual term for banks lending out money?
<@Dark_un> i was thinking of the process
#3556 +(300)- [X]
<IceHeartX> we had geekporn.com like, years ago
<IceHeartX> we gave it up 'cause we didn't actually have any hot geeks
#3557 +(205)- [X]
<mightyflo> and "what technologies do you like working with best?"
<mightyflo> that's an odd question
<redbatszu> dusteating nanobots?
<mightyflo> i should hook those up to the x10 remote
<mightyflo> i could clean the house from my chair
#3559 +(330)- [X]
<Geothermal> "<Sphlynxo> Watch your mouth, son." what the hell was that
<Geothermal> he better be joking
<Geothermal> 'cause this is fucking finalfight
<Kazz-readin> Yeah. Fight the power!
<dregan> Where the men are men, the women are women, the sheep are scared, and the preteen girls are 40-year-old men!
#3560 +(443)- [X]
<evilbadz> can i show you my function?
<DAL9000> never on a first date.
#3561 +(342)- [X]
<mightyflo> they need to make a car washing sim
<nitrifik_> I'd play it.
<FE2work> what r u a spic ?
<blazemore> would you like to buy a vowel?
<blazemore> or even a whole word
#3563 +(578)- [X]
<Slant> Maybe I'll be able to ignore my GOD DAMN NEED TO HUMP ANYTHING HUMAN AND FEMALE
<Zor-SLEEP> i feel for your sisters.
#3565 +(62)- [X]
<DMC[tiky]> talon: and dont get me started on your little "provicative" look in the bottom of the picture
<DMC[tiky]> look like someone put ginger ale in your vagina and you are like 'you silly little kitten'
*** DMC[tiky] was kicked by _Talon_ (God, you are so annoying)
*** DMC[tiky] (email@example.com) has joined
<DMC[tiky]> talon is frustrated with my dmc face
#3566 +(71)- [X]
<DMC[tiky]> talon: also can we discuss your choice of hairstyles?
<DMC[tiky]> talon: the nappy-hair crackhead washed up movie star shoulder legth hair cut is sooo not in.
#3568 +(181)- [X]
<KoS-> what the hell is a civic hx?
<matts> hx =hax0red
#3570 +(1504)- [X]
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<d6|GaiaN> EVERYONE OF YOU ARE GUYS AND I KNOW IT
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<Villager> damn AOL
<Alexander> hi vill
<Joshua> jesus shit!
<Joshua> you ARE using AOL!
<Joshua> i thought you were joking...
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<jstepka> perl is the kryptonite of the computer science world
<pagan> if stepka looks at it his penis shrivles up
<pagan> and he gets weak
<jstepka> hell yeah
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* RedBull has returned.. I degaussed my girlfriend and I'm just not attracted to her anymore.
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<metroid23> you'll get it eventually...
<Corranfox> guitar freaks
<blazemore> it's not like it'd stand for girl friend.. this IS #bemani after all
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<myzery> MIAMI -- An 81-year-old woman who arrived in court Thursday in a wheelchair plotted to smuggle 9,931 doses of Ecstasy in her luggage on a flight from London, authorities said.
<matts> What a doofus
<skycriesx> whered u read that
<myzery> the onion
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<Slant> The problem with having gone this long without whacking
<Slant> is that I have no quality pr0n in which to celebrate the occasion
<Slant> that now I can whack
<Slant> and thus I feel the "moment" isn't right
#3580 +(359)- [X]
<Slant> Easy way to figure out which episodes Slant likes:
<Slant> for x in StarTrek.Episodes
<Slant> if (x.liked_by_everyone)
<Slant> Slant.hates_episode[x] = TRUE;
<Slant> Slant.likes_episode[x] = FALSE;
<Slant> no wait.
<Slant> Slant.hates_episode[x] = FALSE;
<FutabaAoi> so you hate all of tng!
<mightyflo> it's funny when you can debug someone's real life code
#3581 +(265)- [X]
<Slant> In the process of arguing for chinese food
<Slant> I appear to have slipped my guilt in .. err .. inability to cook food.
<Slant> If it reaches the complexity of boiling water, I don't have the attention span.
<Slant> As such, we have had a few vict.. err .. accidents around the house.
<Slant> So it looks like I'll be eating ramen tonight. Worse, I'll be eating it carefully monitored.
#3582 +(444)- [X]
<duk0r> Don't forget kids, the faster you download the bigger your penis is.
#3584 +(266)- [X]
MrProgrmmr: I want to encode my sperms DNA with the DeCSS code, that way when I jack off, I'd be breaking the law
#3587 +(340)- [X]
<cheezwiz> anybody know how to have WarCraft 3 run off of a bnetd server??
<eldee> cheezwiz: yeah
<eldee> cheezwiz: yeah! first, become a beta tester. then they'll give you a serial number you can use. its hella easy after that. you just hit connect
<cheezwiz> eldee:wow u didn't help at all
<eldee> cheezwiz: cool. mission accomplished
#3588 +(348)- [X]
*** da-guvnor (~firstname.lastname@example.org) Quit (If girls are made of sugar & spice......why do they taste of fish.)
#3589 +(360)- [X]
e l i t e m r p: you think you're so smart cause you go to "school"
#3591 +(303)- [X]
<FutabaAoi> i see your ... and raise you ..
<Slant> four baby.
* Slant shoots FutabaAoi for cheating at the '.' table.