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#3223 +(1190)- [X]

<[prefix]> hahahah
<[prefix]> I just read the funniest shit
<[prefix]> this guy's sister got her laptop stolen, so her brother broke into it and replaced the dialup phone number for the ISP to his phone #
<[prefix]> when the person dialed it up he had their name on the caller ID went over to their house, took it back, and kicked their ass

#3224 +(747)- [X]

<phish> wow, I read this in a slashdot post "Stop slouching! It's two O'clock in the afternoon, PUT PANTS ON!" and immediately thought...damn, he's right
<phish> ...now I just need to find my pants

#3225 +(148)- [X]

<Knighted> ewwww... something left some kind of web on my westworld dvd

#3227 +(340)- [X]

<memo> rgiorew09u34290
<Squizzle> Memo speaks ancient Decepticon!

#3229 +(857)- [X]

* WestBeach pretends hes an earthquake and flies around the room
<WestBeach> oops
<WestBeach> i meant to type...
<WestBeach> uhhh
<WestBeach> airplane

#3230 +(86)- [X]

<NtG> you know theres one thing I love about the internet
<NtG> theres such a multitude of repulsive fat ugly chick pictures

#3231 +(373)- [X]

<LIMPBZKIT> i dont know whats wrong with me i had sex
<JerkItgrl> HAHA
<JerkItgrl> with what?

#3233 +(115)- [X]

<Sh-arpe> YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID PPL ON TE WHOLE IRC !i don't know if i wrote without mistakes and i don't care at all !

#3237 +(435)- [X]

<Tisha> dialup boy!
<supreemball> at least i dont have problems :)
*** supreemball has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by peer)

#3239 +(263)- [X]

<BuSteR> afk my eyes are bleeding from this intense conversation

#3240 +(560)- [X]

* RatWork hands Matt^^^ the cluephone
(RatWork) it's for you

#3243 +(338)- [X]

* yossarian doesn't have a middle name
<yossarian> i was going to press charges against my folks for circumcising me anyway, i might as well throw in "lack of names"

#3244 +(1359)- [X]

*** rmah (rmah@24-168-58-10.nyc.rr.com) has joined #javascript
<rmah> greetings fellow humans
<JibberJim> Isn't that an unwarranted assumption rmah?
<rmah> no assumptions...I do not greet non-humans
<JibberJim> fair point.

#3246 +(211)- [X]

<Ophidian> why does being a programmer mean 13 hours a day and no social life? i dont understand

#3249 +(1053)- [X]

BogoMips: trying to figure out why my scanner isn't installed
BogoMips: AHH.. NOT PLUGGED IN TO THE COMPUTER HAHAH
BogoMips: i wonder how i even manage to feed myself sometimes

#3254 +(132)- [X]

(Mac01) kodEblak: I wanna see your naked ass
(kodEblak) mac: the closest thing you'll get to my ass..is me farting in your direction.

#3259 +(483)- [X]

(acidic) i love it how my g/f calls me "fucker" with so much affection.

#3260 +(384)- [X]

<c-rOCK> damn my cell phone still reeks of pussy
<c-rOCK> wheres the febreze
<Goemon> Hmm...Did you put it on vibrate?

#3261 +(502)- [X]

<Splortch> i should diet
<Komando> chop off the t and just die

#3265 +(408)- [X]

<HondaRace> ask shok and how much I charged him for his clutch
<HondaRace> ;)
<Shok> no
<Shok> i'm embarassed
<poste> how much?
<HondaRace> he sucked my dick
<Shok> i felt used and dirty after
<spicrx7> HR, he sucked mine for a stick of gum the other day
<spicrx7> you got ripped off

#3268 +(462)- [X]

<DrWoody> lol wtf...  I just got this email: "[Fwd: eHow To Ask Someone On  A Date] from MOM"

#3275 +(664)- [X]

<cynica_l> i hate babies
<Gollum`> i hate people
<cynica_l> i hate you
<profett> i have 3 guns
<profett> we can solve some problems

#3280 +(201)- [X]

<Evasion> they say astroglide doesn't get sticky for hours, thats bs, it gets sticky in 5-10 minutes
<aNuBiS-> Evasion: you arent supposed to mix it with feces

#3281 +(315)- [X]

<ZeroZerv> I need condoms, but I dont want to go to a store to pick some up
<ZeroZerv> i'm timid
<aNuBiS-> ZeroZerv: timidly pull out
<Dildosaur> ZeroZerv: get some JB Weld, about a 1/4" ball, and shove it down your penile hole, wait for 3 hours
<ZeroZerv> wtf is that
<Dildosaur> that should do
<ZeroZerv> does that work?

#3282 +(83)- [X]

<ChAoS_zZz> FTP UP @ XX.XX.XX.XX port XXXX xxxx/xxxx 60k Cap If u dont get in its full. Hammer me and Ill fuckin Whack ya. Dont try and leech the whole site. Ill rape your mom, then your sister. WIth your mom's torn off arm. Think thats harsh? U should see some of the assholes logging on.

#3283 +(243)- [X]

<JibberJim> Your bios doesn't like your 5 1/4" drive roded?
<roded> vmware doesn't actaully
<Jumper_> yeah, downgrade to the 8" again
* Jumper_ had a dual 8" drive - rocked
<JibberJim> 8" is a downgrade? - man you must be liked by the ladies.

#3286 +(343)- [X]

*** Quits: MediArc (i am the lover in your bed)
<roded> i'm going to bed

#3290 +(361)- [X]

(^NaKeD^) snowburnt....my bf is a million times stronger than me
(snowburnt) Naked: but smell isnt everything though :/

#3292 +(224)- [X]

<nakke> I should edit my Notes views so I can mark emails from my colleagues as "sux"

#3293 +(551)- [X]

<Object> ric and JibberJim, cna you guys take your little gay fantasies elsewhere?
<ric> hey, my gay fantasies are not "little"...

#3295 +(269)- [X]

(Segment7) You cant buy happiness.
(Segment7) but you can lease it for $10,000/month

#3297 +(75)- [X]

<HotStuff> FUCK YOU AND YOUR SEX HAVING WAYS!
<Genepoolshark> Wug is, Roger!
<HotStuff> FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKERS!
<Bullywug> Hey!
<Genepoolshark> You and Wug are both virgins!
<Genepoolshark> So, you can get together and fix it. :)

#3300 +(228)- [X]

<StoneDog> The mental image that went with getting head from a severed head?
<StoneDog> Didn't bug me.

#3301 +(4)- [X]

<acetonic> are you a total dipshit?
<O-Dogg> fuck you
<acetonic> answer = "yes I am"
<O-Dogg> fuck you

#3302 +(197)- [X]

<nitrifik_> I ROFL:ed :|
<nitrifik_> I need to get off IRC.

#3304 +(708)- [X]

<Kayma> Ahh, there's blood flowing thorugh my caffeine vessels!

#3305 +(6)- [X]

<poste> hey, i am going to yell at this guy tomorrow at work
<poste> he is middle eastern...what should i call him?
<aNuBiS-> habib
<DMC[jise]> call him hairy dirty dirty brown man of death building airplane sex

#3306 +(328)- [X]

[|crazy|] channel is +s
[sk8-girl] whats +s? 
<thc\ip> cant tell u 
<thc\ip> its a secret
[sk8-girl] oh.. ok =\

#3308 +(500)- [X]

<epmo> now can u please unban me so i can ask a real question? :)
<DAL9000> To remove your ban, please submit the request for ban removal form(FRM-4391B-R5) with all neccessary materials, including passport photograph and notorized statement of intent to abide by rules, and your ban will be reviewed for removal within 4 to 8 business days. In the meantime all inquiries may be directed to www.google.com.

#3315 +(1022)- [X]

<FallLine> heh wtf
<FallLine> some people are stupid
<FallLine> i asked this guy to send me a log file from my software...
<FallLine> either cut and paste the last 100 or so lines into the email or attach the entire log
<FallLine> so he prints the entire thing out
<FallLine> scans it in
<FallLine> and then attaches the images INSIDE a word document
<FallLine> and only the first 100 lines
<FallLine> hehe

#3316 +(308)- [X]

<FE2work> http://abcnews.go.com/sections/living/DailyNews/video_game_vibrations020201.html
<blazemore> good thing i always turn vibration off ^_^
<mightyflo> smart money says the kid that got it got it from one of those 3rd party "RIP YOUR FUCKING ARM OFF XTREME SHOCK" controllers
<blazemore> "WARNING: DO NOT GET ALLOW YOUR CHARACTER TO GET HIT WHILE USING THIS CONTROLLER OR YOU COULD LOSE A LIMB."

#3318 +(328)- [X]

<@Epyon[UOPG]> Giren's Greed is being remade on PS2
* @Epyon[UOPG] faints
*** Joins: Buster
<Nomadic_Dragon> What was it for originally?
<Buster> self-arousal
<Buster> im pretty sure.

#3319 +(334)- [X]

<Blaz_> zwhats the old bitches name on spin city
<Blaz_> heather locklear
<Blaz_> shes gota be 40 something
<WS666> Heather is something like 40 but I'd drag my balls across a mile of broken glass to do her

#3320 +(2054)- [X]

<spd-dmn> lee: hows the baybee
<Virtualee> spd-dmn She's great!  Growing so fast!
<spd-dmn> aw
<spd-dmn> got any pics?
<spazzer> has she sprouted appendages yet?
<KK-> lol
<spazzer> don't babies grow like potatos?
<spd-dmn> ahaha
<spd-dmn> spazzer you're on crack, buddy
<spazzer> you mean they DON'T?
<spazzer> they come out with arms and legs?
<spazzer> shit
<spazzer> i have a whole new respect for women

#3321 +(760)- [X]

<Road> { private: long member; }
<Road> but for me, that would be a long long
<DAL9000> Road: you'd have to cast it to a char though.
<Road> DAL9000: Hmm, that would cause an overflow
<DAL9000> hah.
<DAL9000> no big deal, i hear you always prematurely core dump anyway
<Road> hahah, ouch
<DAL9000> I COUNTER YOUR GEEK COUNTER WITH AN EVEN GEEKIER COUNTER.

#3322 +(235)- [X]

*** Now talking in #coffee
<DigDug> COFFEEEEEEEE
<DigDug> YAYAYAYYAYA
<DigDug> CAFFEINE
<DigDug> WOOT!!!!!!
<DigDug> LELELELELELEEELELEE
<DigDug> ^_^

#3324 +(374)- [X]

<Acero> i hate this piece of shit router!
<Acero> what do i do now
<Acero> this piece of crap wont fix
<Acero> i hate fucking networking
<SD_Washu> rtfm?
<Acero> i did
<Acero> i read it like 3 times
<Acero> it doesnt have a warez troubleshooting section
<Acero> how to connect to your illegal ftp servers
<Acero> "router settings for couriers"

#3326 +(365)- [X]

<skmt> DigDug, if you install a beaded seat cover, the value of your car will skyrocket
<SD_Washu> nah
<SD_Washu> all you have to do
<SD_Washu> is keep a big ol brick of heroin in the trunk

#3327 +(448)- [X]

<Pluton> what extension is an Adobe eBook?
<feerit> .gay

#3332 +(35)- [X]

<spazzer> i've found out that the longer the muffler body is, the quieter the exhaust is
<spicrx7> duh spazz
<spicrx7> that's like saying...
<spicrx7> i've found out that the fatter the girl is, the more she sweats"
<TheDrip> the bigger my dick is, the more spic will scream when I stick it up the ass
<TheDrip> up his ass rather


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