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#2963 +(448)- [X]

<MrSede> They made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera. I was like "woah, they made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera." Then I didn't watch it
<Geothermal> you too eh

#2965 +(70)- [X]

*** emul8or__ (ume@ool-18be3bcc.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #winprog
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#2966 +(235)- [X]

<FMJaguar> good, we don't have time for elitists here
* FMJaguar > all of you

#2967 +(233)- [X]

<DAL9000> remember the XFL?
<DAL9000> me neither
<hex86> huh?
<hex86> the women's football thing?

#2973 +(469)- [X]

<Xta-C> i really need a gf
<Xta-C> ROFL
<Xta-C> gf3 even
<Xta-C> but yeah, a gf would be nice

#2977 +(176)- [X]

(siege) once a s'kiddie, always a s'kiddie
(PeeDeeCee) indeed
(siege) same with alcoholism
(PeeDeeCee) same with dalnet
(siege) hahaha

#2987 +(227)- [X]

(Matt^^^) fenrir's gf is a quad processor solaris box

#2990 +(205)- [X]

<dodge> i should be in bed myself ...
<dodge> oh wait, i am

#2991 +(263)- [X]

<Lord-Data> chmod 777 is the kinda thing i do on my own personal box when i cant be fucked figureing out what the perm's SHOULD be
<Lord-Data> which is, sadly, most of the time

#2993 +(152)- [X]

<michael-> Of the city's 11,500 firefighters, 2.7 percent are black and 3.2 percent Hispanic
<michael-> reeediculous
<maff> that's because their darker skin color attracts the heat

#2994 +(5)- [X]

(phibor) im writing a windows based system called NegrOS
(evulanjal) lol
(qdial) that sounds ghetto
(qdial) what will it do?
(phibor) nothing, just like true niggers.
(nexxai) HAHAHAHAHAHA
(phibor) you give it a job and it will fuck it up..then it will smoke your weed and fuck your girlfriend too

#2995 +(595)- [X]

<Fee> 128 megs? 1997 called, they want there memory back

#2998 +(706)- [X]

<dboo> shit...i can hear the cat masturbating again

#2999 +(9172)- [X]

<kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature.
<nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%!
<kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.

#3000 +(181)- [X]

*** madwoota changes topic to 'Synoptica needs a dick slapped against his forehead.'
<incorrect> that an offer woota?

#3002 +(4)- [X]

[16:45] <over|kill> some say the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, I say the darker the skin the deeper the rootz..

#3004 +(222)- [X]

<ChunLi> my friend works at a hospital and said this guy came in with an aspargaus stuck up his ass =)

#3006 +(367)- [X]

<djLiKu> 8=========D
<insanelee> wow.. . is that life size?
<djLiKu> yeah
<djLiKu> if u have a 200 inch monitor

#3010 +(651)- [X]

<Valdrak> SuperMan is a virgin
<Wind-X> no way superman is a virgin...
<Wind-X> dude grew up on a FARM.

#3011 +(233)- [X]

<Viscant> cockblock (COK'blok) n. 1. to stop in the sexual escapading by another willfully and wantonly. 2. to deflect the cock "viscant was eyeing ricky ortiz lustily until arturo cockblocked him"

#3014 +(491)- [X]

{[FoF]}Draegos: no, I dont jerk off
{[FoF]}Draegos: i never jacked off and never will
xceptional: your nuts must be the size of bean bag chairs

#3017 +(342)- [X]

<TurboRout> i saw some of my high school friends when i got put in rehab

#3019 +(776)- [X]

<yossarian> theres a hole in my bucket
<tomg> yossarian: did microsoft make it?
<yossarian> yes, MSBucket
<tomg> have they made a patch for it yet?
<tomg> no, they probably want you to upgrade to Bucket.NET
<yossarian> with what shall i fix it dear microsoft, dear microsoft?
<tomg> well the CBR (common bucket runtime) will have embedded security to prevent leaks

#3021 +(196)- [X]

<ric> METHOD=DRINK ACTION=CHATUPUGLYWOMEN TARGET=MYBED

#3022 +(302)- [X]

[00:12:10] *** ApathyGod changes topic to 'What sucks about real life is that if you walk into a sorority and type su, nothing happens'

#3026 +(77)- [X]

<kisama> you know what's hilarious
<kisama> leaving your fly unbuttoned
<kisama> then walking around all furtive
<DooD> ...
<kisama> hhahaha
<kisama> i did that today
<kisama> you'd think ppl would notice
<kisama> but i was in art all day
<kisama> with my zipper down
<kisama> and a long shirt
<DooD> they'd have to look at your wang area =P
<kisama> are they afraid of sensory overload or what?

#3027 +(512)- [X]

<@MF_Nazi> I bet Rob wants to date a girl named Rob so he can scream his own name during sex

#3029 +(62)- [X]

<Acero> Acero = Steel
<Acero> my nick used to be Steel
<Acero> there are a load of other lamers who use steel
<BaNe> yer nick should be puddin
<BaNe> not steel

#3038 +(255)- [X]

<Javi> irc is like a cigarette
<Javi> you know it's bad for you
<Javi> but you just can't stop

#3039 +(447)- [X]

<MXV> can't really tell when wife is PMSing and when she is just naturally psycho

#3040 +(237)- [X]

quits SuB-RiC (M@h24-66-38-29.wp.shawcable.net) (I am short" is Womanese for, "I am fat)

#3041 +(243)- [X]

<ZombiiPro> pretty please with a virgin cherry on top

#3043 +(168)- [X]

<Jumper> there's an old saying in this part of ze world: you're not a real geek until you've scored sex through IRC
<Jumper> irl sex, that is
<smiler> Jumper: We figured =)
<smiler> Jumper: can you even say you scored if you get cybersex?
<smiler> Jumper: That would be a REAL geek.
<Jumper> smiler: that would just be a looser

#3045 +(664)- [X]

*** beltic has joined #html
<beltic> hey folks..
<beltic> anyone know of a good php chan?
<myn> #php
<beltic> thanks.
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#3046 +(168)- [X]

<tomg> er I have no comment on this.
<tomg> :P
<Jumper> tomg: afraid of being quoted ? :P
<tomg> no, I'm afraid my mum will find the quotes :P

#3052 +(816)- [X]

<WillaCuz> shervin did u say u had a woman?
<shervin> WillaCuz: yeah but its losing pressure, i think it has a hole or something

#3053 +(382)- [X]

<Boba> You know who should get in the NBA? Mini-Me.
<collusion> yeah, and he should play center right?
<Boba> No...he's obviously a power forward. Are you sure you watch basketball?

#3060 +(278)- [X]

<J0RD4N> where do they find these retards?
<reptile_> randomly picked from dalnet

#3061 +(476)- [X]

<MadScribe> i WILL NEVER EVER live below someone again
<MadScribe> he is apparently redoing the fucking floor
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> for the last fucking hour
<MadScribe> geezus
<toNe> you sure he's not just fucking his wife?

#3063 +(1593)- [X]

<Kashan> I hate it when H-manga's try to be philosophical
<dregan> Mehh.
<dregan> "As I lay there, with the cum flowing out of every hole, my schoolgirl vagina stretched beyond its natural limit by a twenty-limbed tentacle demon, I wondered 'What is the stars, what is the stars?'"

#3065 +(1087)- [X]

<putnam> i got a speech from my latin teacher about how in europe its commonplace for men to cry
<putnam> and crying is so special
<putnam> i asked her if she wanted me to cry for her and she said no, stop being a pussy this is america

#3066 +(423)- [X]

<CactusJack> thats exeactly it...
(putnam): i lip synced rubber ducky by ernie from sesame street in literature for a project once.
(putnam): that brought the damn house down. i couldnt believe how perverted the song is
(putnam): i danced too. and got people into it. they were clapping.

#3067 +(261)- [X]

<LuMpY> i got an OC48 and 32 linux servers doing nothing on 1000Mb lan
<putnam> oh yeah bitch, well i got OC49 and 33 linux servers doing everything on a 5000Mb lan

#3068 +(46)- [X]

<Jizzy> geekissues<---how sad?

#3074 +(57)- [X]

<Keyman> dam I just lost 128k on my upstream!
<Jumper> damn, same here, now I can only download that CD in 3.04secs instead of 3.0400000001

#3075 +(349)- [X]

(Arwen`) spell check on the serch engin is so nice :)

#3076 +(775)- [X]

<foolsCAP> how much is an abortion? i want to get my girlfriend a gift certificate for one for valentines day

#3077 +(124)- [X]

<ToolKid> I have a 1 inch pen0r. And that's after a 3 inch extension

#3078 +(728)- [X]

*** Now talking in #catholic
<shervin> where can I download "Catholic School Girls Gone Wild VII" and "Guide to Successfully Raping Nun's 2002 Edition"?

#3079 +(600)- [X]

<DAL9000> being alone sucks... i want to stab someone in the eye, but alas, noone is there.


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