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#2774 +(252)- [X]

*** Amanda sets mode: -s
<DAL9000> i feel naked now.

#2776 +(86)- [X]

<PX_> pc without irc is like a macintosh or something
<PX_> (:

#2778 +(704)- [X]

<schwack> if there's one thing i hate its everything

#2779 +(359)- [X]

<[Fee]> I watch univsion
<[Fee]> and galavision
<[Fee]> they got nice ass on there sometimes
<[Fee]> i dont know what there saying
<[Fee]> but ass is univeral

#2780 +(170)- [X]

*** loopback was kicked by GoodScrat (GoodScrat)
*** loopback (~boh@ppp-134-252.29-151.libero.it) has joined #winprog
<loopback> GoodScrat, why did you kick me?
<GoodScrat> I didn't mean to, I was clicking on something and my computer froze fora  second and then caught up to all the clicks and kicked you
<loopback> oh, ok

#2785 +(568)- [X]

* iban is going to invent a marriage simulator. It's a blowup doll that sits on the couch, takes your money, and slowly inflates larger and larger

#2789 +(657)- [X]

<brucet> i pay for my internet access - i pay you to HELP me .. so someone better start to tell me how to do it or i'm going to complain about you to my ISP
<brucet> HAHA - you wont call me a lamer when u get sacked by the ISP - i have just wrote an e-mail to them now explaining that you wont help!!

#2790 +(255)- [X]

(enojy) next time i post a link, please refrain from clicking it if you are still using a 6-year old method of connecting to the internet

#2792 +(630)- [X]

<pupkick> 37?
<devinfo> i heard 37 is any 3 digit multiple of 37, when the digits are cyclicly permutated is still divisible by 37, ie: 37*13 = 481, 148/37 = 4, 37*11 = 407, 740/37 = 20, or oddly enough, this works in other bases too... 0x37 * 0x19 = 0x55F. 0xF55 / 0x37 = 0x47, or you sucked 37 dicks?

#2793 +(899)- [X]

* FlipMeign is HELLA STRAIGHT
* CaliSean is STRAIGHTER
<soupking> straight? so's spaghetti till u heat it up.

#2794 +(306)- [X]

<Viscant> I am proud of having an average sized penis.
<Viscant> Little Viscant is 6 3/4 and proud.
<Hentai007> i thought 7 was average
<tragic> viscant "average" you realize there are 1 billion chinese people
<Viscant> tragic: Damn them.

#2795 +(1305)- [X]

(Matt^^^) Ok, walk up to a really hot chick and say "I bet you 20 bucks I can make your tits jiggle without touching them"
(Matt^^^) then grab her tits, give her 20 bucks and walk away

#2796 +(658)- [X]

(pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it

#2802 +(248)- [X]

<[_pitch_]> florida is shaped like a big droopy dick for a reason...

#2805 +(309)- [X]

<LrdZombie> So last night my sister comes in and wants to borrow a dvd.  She goes "What do you have that I'd like?" and i go, "Well, I got Goonies, Dark Crystal, and Adventures of Baron Munchausen."  She goes "I just saw goonies.  Which is better, dark crystal or baron munchausen?"
<_Shorty> haha
<LrdZombie> "Do you want to sleep tonight?"  "Yes."  *hands her baron munchausen.*
<blazemore> tsk tsk.. laughing before the punch line

#2809 +(416)- [X]

<k3vil> Hey how did it work out with your(ex)gurlfriend ;)
<Mac]{> I think she still wants
<Mac]{> I see her every week
<Mac]{> :P
<k3vil> see == ?
<Mac]{> uhh
<k3vil> see
<k3vil> where.. in bed? :)
<Mac]{> see = /invite her #my_room
<k3vil> hahaahah
<Mac]{> and /op her #bed
<Mac]{> and /mode #bed +i
<k3vil> haha
<Mac]{> :P
<k3vil> /msg #ear whore!
<Mac]{> haha
<k3vil> /part #legs
<Mac]{> foreplay = /ctcp her !finger
<Mac]{> afterplay = /dcc chat her
<k3vil> /join #pussy
<k3vil> /whois #stench_from_pussy
<Mac]{> heh
<Mac]{> /kickban her | /notice her come back next week
<k3vil> /query #pussy spermanoids
<k3vil> hehehe

#2812 +(316)- [X]

<shervin> Am I the only one that thinks Leela, the girl on Futurama, would be really hot if she had 2 eyes?
<shervin> i'd bone her if she wore sunglasses

#2817 +(352)- [X]

<neck> my arse has fucking fallen asleep again ..
<neck> i cant get it up
<neck> i mean get up

#2819 +(292)- [X]

<neck> i no longer wear tshirts
<neck> oh, wtf am i talking about, i have on on as i speak

#2820 +(322)- [X]

[Lord-Data] hell, woudlnt mind a girlfriend
[Duckarse] ditto
[incorrect] there's always ebay

#2823 +(52)- [X]

<ThaDragon> =) (=
<ThaDragon> =* *=
<ThaDragon> =**=
<ThaDragon> *ziiiip*
<ThaDragon> =) o=u=8 O=<
<ThaDragon> *SLAP*
<ThaDragon> =/ `o=u=8
<ThaDragon> Thats the story of a man and a woman on the first date.
<ThaDragon> =P

#2829 +(404)- [X]

<DMC[isje]> i cant even count the number of times i have jerked off while talking to you guys

#2830 +(500)- [X]

*** bigdick (happy@12-232-82-116.client.attbi.com) has joined #cars
*** BigCunt is now known as RaMTuFF
* bigdick slides into BigCunt
*** bigdick (happy@12-232-82-116.client.attbi.com) has left #cars
<shaan> well that doesnt happen everyday

#2831 +(367)- [X]

<snag> you know whats funny
<snag> im big
<snag> but im not that fat
<eldee> that's what all fat people say

#2832 +(1186)- [X]

-Global- [Logon News - Dec 29 2001] Welcome to Evolnet!  Where the men are men, the women are men, and the boys are fbi agents.  but some of the men are really women.  Enjoy!

#2834 +(598)- [X]

<semi> ThePikmin: oh yeah? well i can increase my penis size up to 3 full inches!
<ThePikmin> my penis size is already 3 full inches

#2835 +(193)- [X]

<MrP-> people say my ass is just like a girls
<MrP-> and my tits are to die for!

#2837 +(362)- [X]

<maff> yoga fire!
<timmo> yoga flame!
<maff> if you were dhalism right now, I bet you'd get stopped in the airport.

#2839 +(681)- [X]

<drBoston> DGMage : asl
<DGMage> You seriously need a new pickup line.
<drBoston> never
<drBoston> you don't fuck with perfection

#2841 +(539)- [X]

<drwho> I don't know which models use 60 pin and whihc use 26 pin
<Horus> models usualy have a 1 pin female connector

#2844 +(229)- [X]

*** Nilx (~r@t1o19p47.telia.com) has joined channel #unixhelp
<Nilx> are there any webpages which are allowed to get hacked?
<Nilx> HELP

#2847 +(532)- [X]

*** mr_bill has changed the topic on channel #unix to Kids in the back seat cause accidents.  Accidents in the backseat cause kids.
*** mr_bill has changed the topic on channel #unix to oops, wrong channel

#2854 +(553)- [X]

<Strafer> If you get collisions on a wireless LAN, do you see sparks in mid-air?

#2855 +(56)- [X]

<|nec|> hihi all
<|nec|> can anyone tell me if its possible to set up a efnet server on a homepc

#2856 +(62)- [X]

<shervin> do you ever have those days where you dont take a crap, so you fart a lot, and your farts kinda smell good?

#2857 +(255)- [X]

<zacs> wow
<zacs> my name on slashdot
<zacs> i can retire
<zacs> and live on fame alone
<iddy-h> *nod*

#2858 +(591)- [X]

* semi realises that  my videocard is better then MrP-'s old computer
<MrP-> hell, i masturbate at a higher frequency than my old pc

#2860 +(360)- [X]

<semi> +
<semi> oops
<semi> keyboard almost fell, caught it by the numpad end
<MrP-> +
<MrP-> oops
<MrP-> same here

#2861 +(61)- [X]

[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <exploding_elf> watch it `Jamesy, keep your fluids to yourself and dont flood

#2867 +(198)- [X]

<eldee> boozie: yeh.. kizer has alot of hooch-pr0n.. he must have a subscription to penthouse ;>
<boozie> haha
<KiZeR> good lord
<eldee> penthouse == magazine for chicks who dont want to have fuck-scenes, and too ugly to be in playboy

#2868 +(223)- [X]

<shervin> DMC talks shit like no other and yet hes OP
<Gethoht> OP?
<Gethoht> oh, op
<Gethoht> i thought you meant "original playa" or somethin

#2870 +(204)- [X]

* FiShYmAn kills Noddy
* FiShYmAn sells the film to ld saying its olsen twins for $50
[Noddy ] rfol
[Noddy ] he'd get off on it either way

#2871 +(581)- [X]

[incorrect] no, we're all using pens, paper and carrier pidgeons
[incorrect] actually, maybe that's what PPP stands for

#2875 +(353)- [X]

<matts_> arto hates me, it's about time
<artoh8su> no, i dont
<matts_> oh
<artoh8su> i just couldnt fit artoh8suunlessyournameismatts in my name

#2877 +(765)- [X]

<AlmtyBob> Groups such as Cyberangels and Pedowatch have picked up the slack by enlisting thousands of volunteers across the globe to scan the Internet for lurid images of children.
<AlmtyBob> wow
<AlmtyBob> sounds like my kind of job
<AlmtyBob> and to think, I'm doing it for free as we speak

#2879 +(81)- [X]

<davisjr2> you know, if a girl sticks ya good you know she's not the one. it's simple.

#2880 +(296)- [X]

<Avi> is this divx ??????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ???????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!! <-- thats how people are now'a'days
<Lord-Data> Avi: its always been that way
<Lord-Data> just faster cpu's means they type more bullshit

#2881 +(193)- [X]

<LkTrout1> call yourself DJ Sock
<LkTrout1> Come in naked with just a sock over your crotch.

#2882 +(63)- [X]

<kisama> man, i am rocking to this backstreet boys shit

#2884 +(870)- [X]

<Frag_> whats a good bench mark program?
<Ghaleon> Frag_: deltree /y c:\windows
<Ghaleon> the longer it takes, the slower your computer is
<Ghaleon> (ps, just a joke)
<Frag_> uh can i undo deltree?


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