<d1giPhux> ME AND TYL0R WILL HIJACK ALL THEIR CAMELS
<inverse> dick is like the most popular first name for congressmen
<+Cypherus> what is a splash-screen?
<asm> SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Confuzion> ok all females: 1) Get in fron of webcam 2) take off shirt 3) focus on boobies 4) *click* 5) /dccsend confuzion boobie.jpg 6) repeat process for bottom portion of body. *note* do not mix up steps please follow corect order. thank you.
(CitizenC) You know what I don't understand? Why my bank requires me to have a hardcore, uber-encrypted password so I can see how much I have left to pay on my MasterCard. Fuck... if somebody else wants to access my account and pay it off, be my guest.
<DTOX> I just spent 20 min arguing with the manager at McDonalds that I gave him a $20 instead of the $10 they thought I gave them. Finally he gives me a $10 back + change and I go home and find out it really was a $10 I gave them and I'm an asshole.
(robb): my father passed away suddenly on thursday, and insted of spending time with him durring his final days i was too busy flooding your gay ass channel cuz you faggots decided to ban me.
<eldee> uNF = universal noise of fucking
~ frOsty- giggles.. in a manly, tesrosterone-filled sort of way.
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<PolestaR> nah you can survive short periods
<nird> no i would never associate myself with ravers. i listen to intellegent music like nirvana, rush, and tori amos
(drmatitis) ya, i've graduated from the rockstar mullet to the NASCAR mullet
<necrofile> i wonder what happens if u put your playlist in your playlist
(wd) there's like a whole dentist syndrome thing called "mountain dew mouth"
(kap) damn im gassy tonight
(adm) No definitions found for "verio", perhaps you mean:
(driz) sometimes i bring my mom on irc
(ashke) id like to take someone from the 1950s
(zoo0oop) has anyone ever been known to get frostbite from being in a data center for many hours without a hot drink?
<Furan> the only 2 types of women that don't bitch and moan are gifs and jpgs
<MiddleSF2> wow 80 people eh? I thought irc would be closed on x-mas eve ^_^
<CodeMason> You lack belief in all the thousands/hundreds of thousands of supreme beings that have been believed in at one point or another. So to them you are an atheist.
<JDigital> Say, how long would 600Mb take to download on a 1.5Mb connection? Lets assume I were to download an entire CD from Pyoko.org.
* CanuckSaq screws with people's minds way too much
<neutrl> i don't have any tables
[xite] i hate movies with abrupt endings
<Camo> i licked the adhesive on the envelope cuz i thought it would be erotic
<im3t8> my last nightmare was of my computer trying to kill me
<snag> i once jerked off in my face, just to see what it was like
<ckx> xmas was fun back before i was blessed with pubes and still had hopes and dreams and such
<hobbes`> I cracked the shits at ppl knocking on my door last night and answered it naked - teach them to ever ask me for money again stupd door spammers
<doctor`> "hallo! i am reeecki marten! sex masheen! i love all the preeety gerls! lets us have secks! constantleee! i am south american sensation! bulging spaniard genitals!"
<Longi> i'm going to go moisturize my testicles.
<doctorb> i want a microwavable dildo. i'm sick of the cold plastic.
<******> "oh yeah, i got me a 643gb ultradrive, with 23 supermegs of zingram, and i have a 160000 channel cable installed by telstra, a proto router which goes into each of my 16 terminals around my house, and i am having sex while typing this all, and taking copious amounts of drugs aswell."
* aiel wonders why the load on his O2 has passed 3.0
<Nick-spy> MY ROOSTER RAN AWAY! SOMEONE GRAB MY COCK!
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<evenpar123|Dean> how much is long distance?
<evenpar123> "I believe" "But how do you know that you exist to believe?" "Becuase I believe I exist to believe"
<Waters> i had a dream about masterbating...thats sad isnt it :(
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<VmprHntrD> magic: the gathering of lower lifeforms
<Elfin> Santa Claus broke in through my window last night.
<michael-> Complaint : Seller won auction but did not send payment
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