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#155158 +(395)- [X]

<+Coneja> and something about clitorises i dreamt last night
<+Coneja> a talking clitoris
<+Coneja> that's what it was
<+kevin> hahahahaah
< geekster> a talking clit... that would scare the utter shit out of you
<+preacha> geekster: it would probably diss you
<+preacha> "goddamn, you're doing it all wrong"
<+preacha> "oh look at you, big stud, she looks bored as fuck"
<+preacha> "hey, i think you've forgotten about something........ME!"

#155199 +(1126)- [X]

<NellagnehC> My computer's so fast it finishes an infinite loop in 5 minutes.

#155226 +(368)- [X]

<Scarlet[away]> :/
<Scarlet[away]> im cold :(
<Scarlet[away]> my teeth are chattering lol
<SEXMACHINE> remind me not to ask for a blow job on a cold night
<Scarlet[away]> ROFL

#155268 +(240)- [X]

<Spiral> sdfklsd;fjs;dlkfjlsd
<audiosonic> THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR KEYBOARD
<Spiral> Dude.
<audiosonic> that's better.

#155324 +(400)- [X]

<_Hobbes|Stoned> I can't help but wonder if someday I'll look back on all of this and shudder to think that it's all logged

#155345 +(16)- [X]

<ArchNemesis> ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)
<ArchNemesis> (1) God is love.
<ArchNemesis> (2) Love is blind.
<ArchNemesis> (3) Ray Charles is blind.
<ArchNemesis> (4) Therefore, Ray Charles is God.
<ArchNemesis> (5) Therefore, God exists.
<sasaphrass> stevie wonder is blind, and black.... i dont think that makes him god....

#155516 +(377)- [X]

<Nastard> i like phonics
<Nastard> one might even go so far as to say i'm hooked on them

#155520 +(426)- [X]

<bonch> You should write some Full House fan fiction
<Nastard> "...but little did Uncle Jesse expect to find Joey standing alone in his room, surrounded by candles, pleasuring himself.  He stood aghast for a moment, watching the tears stream from Joey's closed eyes.  The soft music started to get to him, and he found his hand rubbing against the crotch of his pants, bringing 'little Elvis' alive for a rousing crescendo of his own..."

#155991 +(795)- [X]

<NekoEttin> =^_^=
* ChibiJuke sits in his chair.
* ChibiJuke hides under the cushion.
* ChibiVile is a neko girl. :o
* NekoEttin curls up on the cushion and purrs
* ChibiJuke pulls ChibiVile in with him.
<The_Capn> Jesus H. Christ. It's like Japan crapped in here.

#156271 +(194)- [X]

* qpsk likes how tarantino does tribute movies
<qpsk> jackie brown was blaxploitation
<qpsk> kill bill is kung fu
<slightly> his next film will be an homage to public safety films: "Duck and Cover.....with a Vengeance"

#156313 +(1489)- [X]

<Birk> Today this guest speaker came to our class to talk to us about the local college and the programs they offer.
<Birk> so he goes around the rooms asking people what they want to major in
<Birk> one kid goes "Ii'm not sure yet, I'll either be a Computer Programmer or a Priest"
<Birk> and I'm like " Either way you won't get laid"
<Birk> I got a 2 day suspension for saying that.
<Jaguar> LMAO !

#156323 +(680)- [X]

<exodus> When i'm 18, i'm gonna d/l sooo much porn

#156506 +(180)- [X]

Major_Tom [~icechat@146.85.0.0] has joined #slashdot
< Major_Tom> whats up guys?
< res0> obviously not our signal to noise ratio.

#156771 +(1049)- [X]

Amy_Lynne.: Oh you hate your job? Theres a support group for that, its called EVERYBODY and they meet at the bar.

#156815 +(2101)- [X]

(@Impure1NZ): Anyone else notice that 'strap on' spelt backwards is 'no parts'?

#156859 +(1255)- [X]

<stenzel> fuck you dude, i aint answering any more of your shitty questions
<moomin_two> not even this one?
<stenzel> no
<moomin_two> ha, dumbass
* stenzel (~stenzel@***) Quit (fucker)

#156864 +(1862)- [X]

<Hynox> Have you actually ever had sex matthias? 
<matthias> Ask my children :P
<Hynox> .....
<Hynox> you have sex with your children?

#156875 +(608)- [X]

< jonnyLost> smuggling drugs into Jamaica is like smuggling slimfast into Ethiopia

#157116 +(368)- [X]

<phluid> I won't program in java anymore
<phluid> I'm not Marxist and don't believe in classes.

#157124 +(1335)- [X]

<Merlin> according to Time-Warner, if you channel surf or mute commercial breaks you are a thief
<Merlin> so lemme see, if I download MP3s the RIAA hates me, if I dub a movie off HBO the MPAA hates me, if I skip commercials the TV execs hate me...
<Merlin> am I allowed to store leftover pizza in the fridge and eat it the next day, or will Pizza Hut sue me?

#157328 +(640)- [X]

<babywafn> ew
<babywafn> all they had was
<babywafn> diet caffeine free pepsi twist
<babywafn> which is basically pepsi's way of saying 'FUCK YOU'

#157819 +(456)- [X]

<codive> geez, can't computers GUESS what i want by now?
<syberghost> codive: sure, that's why you keep getting spam for animal pr0n.

#158059 +(1770)- [X]

<Ben> good weather for mowing my ass...
<Ben> er...
<Ben> "good weather for mowing" my ass

#158246 +(707)- [X]

<Spektor> A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it.
<Spektor> Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen."
<MikeYb0y> Not another life story Spektor!

#158265 +(215)- [X]

<UnZ1P> imac is guilty pleasure :/
<Ravvy> yeah, like getting head from another man

#158342 +(1609)- [X]

<goatasaur> what do you call a black guy flying an airplane?
<blah> i refuse to anwser that
<blah> im probably wrong
<goatasaur> a PILOT, you racist

#158773 +(354)- [X]

<Iced_Eyes> Hi, Renegade.
<Renegade> s4wp 1c3d_1z?!?!?!?!?
<Renegade> sorry, i had to counteract your grammer

#158857 +(514)- [X]

<Nigel> How many babies does it take to paint a house?
<Nigel> Trick question. It really depends on how hard you throw them.

#159300 +(942)- [X]

ieyeasu: Many college students are liberals.
ieyeasu: But liberalism != communism.
vinnie: I know, I was just lumping everyone together in a convenient group
vinnie: gah... has my text gone all italics?
ieyeasu: Ack!
ieyeasu: ITALICS!
ieyeasu: Ironically, in a convo about communism, you've started slanting right.

#159533 +(535)- [X]

<Mangusta> it's so quiet.... I could download the sound of a pin dropping

#159585 +(326)- [X]

- (JustHalf) #boards != warez?
- (kairo) try #boardz
- (kairo) if it ends in 'z' , its gotta be illegal

#159746 +(690)- [X]

<Zeion> mints must be very profitable
<Palmetto> what are you talking about?
<Palmetto> mints are government institutions
<Palmetto> they don't make any money
<Zeion> yes they do

#159925 +(394)- [X]

rennsportt: im wishin i would just go ta bed
rennsportt: i got a 9am
Kilik423: why don't you
rennsportt: tryin to install software  i need tomorow off a network drive
rennsportt: installed it earlier
rennsportt: but din work
rennsportt: so im tryin again
rennsportt: if it dont work this time, im givin up
Kilik423: heh
Kilik423: you know what you need?
rennsportt: whats that
Kilik423: more cowbell

#160111 +(500)- [X]

<+coondawg> the creativity used in porn title naming if applied correctly could probly cure cancer

#160120 +(545)- [X]

<redoz> it should be illegal to release games in the middle of midterms

#160409 +(1200)- [X]

<Ettin> Heeey, Lyrai
<Ettin> Hypotheeetical queestion for you
<Ettin> If you geeeet seemen on thee keeyboard, wwould it breeak it?
<Ettin> (Sorry, my "E" keey is sticky)

#160434 +(58)- [X]

<Bruce_MacCulloch> ever hear the saying "if you cant say something nice, dont say anything"? well, I have a corollary to that - it goes "if you cant say something meaningful, go away or be quiet"

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ILOVEKAZAA (java@81.109.64.QK00=) has joined. «25 people»
<@Infinik> ILOVEKAZAA: Hello, I work for the RIAA. Your computer address has been logged.
<ILOVEKAZAA> FUCK
ILOVEKAZAA «java@81.109.64.QK00=» has Quit iRC (User exited)

#161531 +(507)- [X]

<@Kaelic> my arm hurts from bowling
<@Kaelic> you would think it is use to this kind of stress
<@Orca> ...no comment
* @Orca isn't going to take as obvious a shot as that one ;p
<@Kaelic> I'll leave that to be interpreted as each sees fit :)
<@OWK> It's probably used to handling smaller balls.

#161626 +(195)- [X]

<miksa> I remember the first time I went shitting in the woods at army. I still have nightmares of how the mosquitos atacked my balls X(

#161714 +(1031)- [X]

<SKS_Lover> some people call me the space cowboy
<SKS_Lover> yeaaaah
<SKS_Lover> some people call me the gangster of looove
<SKS_Lover> SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAUUUURICE
<Moe_Rahn> Some people want to hit you with a brick.

#161834 +(352)- [X]

•Fileman• i slept like a baby last night
•DuFF• suckin your thumb and shittin the bed?

#161847 +(730)- [X]

<Cherky> god school sucks
<Cherky> well what i mean by that is "God, school sucks." not "God school,  sucks"
<Cherky> god school would be pretty cool
<Cherky> get to learn how to create planets and stuff
<Cherky> and smite people

#161868 +(375)- [X]

* GM_Axis swings around a drop kicks Ras
* Ras backflips
* HairLeMair looks ambient
* GM_Axis strikes fighting pose
<GM_Axis> FIGHT!
<Ras> you cant win
<Ras> because I...
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Ras
<GM_Axis> DAAAAAMN!
<Ras> Am the one
* Ras flies away, doing his superman thing

#161876 +(618)- [X]

<Hotwire> Crap. i hate having the flu.
<Bananarama> y?
<Hotwire> i sneezed, banged my head on the table, knocked my coffee over onto my keyboard then as i picked the cup and what coffee was left in it, i sneezed again, and dropped the mug right onto my nuts.
<Hotwire> 'WARNING! Illness can cause sterility'

#161877 +(316)- [X]

<FunnyPants> Do i look dumb or am i really dumb?
<Mr...> both...
<FunnyPants> I dont get it?

#161880 +(390)- [X]

<sta-hi> YOU DONT SCARE ME ENCLAVED
<sta-hi> I EAT HOMOS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST
<sta-hi> er..

#161881 +(466)- [X]

<-- aroariaN has quit (Quit: Connection Reset by Mexicans with wirecutters)

#161897 +(630)- [X]

<Kris> I tried to use an ouija board as a mouse-pad once, but my stupid <censored>ing mouse kept opening diablo2 when I wasn't watching

#161963 +(253)- [X]

Cynicisity: My best friend said that going to Purdue is like having unprotected sex; it feels great to get in, but you're pissed that you came.


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