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<otto> so... whats everyone up to tonight?
<Sauron> I'm doing a few things; checking my ebay account, cleaning the computer area, studying for a test in school tomorrow, and eating these hot pockets.
<Sauron> and of course, IRCing like a mofo.
<otto> "which one doesn't belong here..."
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<Amorphis> I just passed with distinction my oral exam for driving licence
<|jenova|> oral exam for driving test...
<|jenova|> dang..strict rules
<PcChip> you have to suck off the instructor ?
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<Raven> Come, boy wonder! We shall rid the world of crime!
<monkeymilk> yes! together we will thwart evil-doers and criminals alike!
<Raven> To the batcave!
<monkeymilk> wait, my download just finished
<monkeymilk> 20 minutes of gun point rape
<monkeymilk> or so the description says
* monkeymilk is away - away
<Raven> ...Maybe he's trying to think up ways to save the girl. =/
<Robocop> he never said girl, could be two guys
<Raven> So, Robocop, are you prepared to clense the world of evil in the name of justice, as my trusty sidekick?
<Robocop> no i'm busy trying to find a good site for making a pipe-bomb
* Raven is starting to think IRC isn't the best place to start his superhero campaign.
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<DreadS> evl - are you shrooming ?
<evl> i wish
<evl> that way i could goto bed comforted
<DreadS> E ?
<evl> knowing there wasnt a goddamned vampire
<evl> flyin around my house
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<VerrySpecialUnit> i have 30gb of games now...
<VerrySpecialUnit> and 10 gigs of apps
<hamms> and 0gig of a life
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<+Starvin`Marvin> over here in my country , im a real sex object
<+Starvin`Marvin> whenever i ask girls for sex ... they object
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<Volt9000> oy this is lame
<Volt9000> some 3 year old "genius" kid
<Volt9000> WOW HE KNOWS THE CAPITALS OF COUNTRIES
<Volt9000> YEAH THAT MAKES HIM A GENIUS
<DopefishJustin> autistic more likely
<DopefishJustin> or maybe just a fucking dork
<Roger|tehsleep> OMG WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF MEXICO?! "vuenezuela" YOU GENIUS
<Volt9000> that autistic comment was awful :D
<Volt9000> ROFL ROGER
* Volt9000 can't breathe
<DopefishJustin> it's Mexico City, not one of the harder capitols :P
<Roger|tehsleep> i know that
<Roger|tehsleep> vuenezuela is the capital of peru, silly
<DopefishJustin> oh yeah
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<seraph> does anyone here have the Matrix 1?
<comet_11> just search for the matrix reloaded
<seraph> i want the FIRST one
<seraph> the original
<comet_11> I'm saying if you search for reloaded, you'll find the first one
<comet_11> you made the mistake of searching for the first matrix
<comet_11> that'll get you fight club
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<loko> im not speak spanish
<loko> I use a translator
<Kitsa> what language do you speak?
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<konik> First of all let me say that Mac zealots should be rounded up into cattle cars, gassed to death and incinerated to make certain there is no remaining genetic material that might infect the rest of the gene pool.
<pixagen> there is a guy at work who always tells people that their system would never fail, be slow, freeze, or cause stress if it was a Mac
<pixagen> i tried to stab him but he is nimble and spry
<natx> tell him i love him
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<pixagen> i might be a mac zealot if i was a rich white kid who's parents spoiled him
<pixagen> or maybe a yuppie
* natx changes topic to 'Don't hate the user, hate the shiny luxurious girl getting industrial design.'
<pixagen> EXPENSIVE design, you fuckass
<pixagen> they need a line of UGLY systems
<pixagen> so i can buy one
<natx> yeah, ugly macs for ugly people
<natx> ugly poor people
<natx> wait they have those...
<natx> theyre called
<natx> you fucktard
<pixagen> shut up cracker
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<GD[IceCream]> brb, eating ice cream and blueberries. ^_^
<The_Ayatollah> blueberries piss me off
<The_Ayatollah> if you step on one, they're not even friggin' blue
<The_Ayatollah> lying bastard fruits
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racer-x: i cant smell sarcasm over irc
ryan0: get closer to the screen
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[BoardMasta] you hate how sean runs stuff because he has no idea what he is doing
[Areoaelw] seans not the brightest cake on the candle :(
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jeremy: one does not give miss poppins a 'throat full of cock', you fucking heathen
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<McRick> I was watching a program on TV, and someone with an English accent said 'And God bless all who sail in her" and the closed captioning read "[speaking in foreign language]".
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* kitty notes his other keyboard actually has macro keys on it...
<Bandit> youre a guy?
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<_nihil> Fuck you. :P
<TheFuck> Too late.
<_nihil> Fuck off? :P
<TheFuck> It's stuck.
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<bLacKywiNg> my ass hurts really bad right now...
<bLacKywiNg> i haven't ridden one in a long time!
<bLacKywiNg> but it was a really smooth ride once u get on it
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(@N0VA): I'm a little teapot
(@CHR0N0S): short and stout
(@N0VA): Here is my handle
(@CHR0N0S): here is my spout
(@N0VA): When i get all steamed up
(@CHR0N0S): then i shout
(@N0VA): tip me over
*** N0VA was kicked by CHR0N0S (KICK YOU OUT!! :)
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<Dock> Tristan: We understand, you're just brain damaged.
<Dock> We know you find those "things" fun, your POV is warped and it's OK.
<Dock> We'll all smile and talk behind your back.
<Tristan> OH YEAH
<Tristan> ATLEAST I DATE INSIDE MY SPECIES, YOU WENT OUTSIDE OF YOURS WHEN YOU DID IT WITH MY MOM
<Tristan> SO THERE
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<YowYow> whatsupi my niggers
<cse> And I even got on IRC and told eric when it happened heh
<pb> <YowYow> ewoao aoe aoe owo ap ifp ie jan fpa aepi a efajp
<pb> that makes just as much sense man
<YowYow> mike btw
<YowYow> i have a mp3 u shoud listen to
<YowYow> its not done by me
<YowYow> not copyright whatsoever
<Ed> fuckin missed one -_-
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*** Nezzie (~firstname.lastname@example.org) has joined #phphelp
<Nezzie> Wow they really need to put a warning label on that.
<Nezzie> apparantly /sbin/fastboot should be called /sbin/fastREboot
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<Ross> What are they naming the bastard child?
<Tiffany> she wants to call the baby Rochel if it's a girl
<Ross> hooker name
<Tiffany> and they will probably name it Vampire Hunter D if it's a boy
<Ross> I'd name my kid something totally badass, regardless of the sex
<Ross> Or Vader
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<CptPlanet> i wish it was still legal to buy black people because i'd have six of them follow me around at all times just acting cool.
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Axion: u know
Axion: one day
Axion: the FBI's gonna bang down my door thinking im a pedophile
Axion: and then realize im only 16
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rebelustionist: and I accidentlu said fuck in class liek 20 times
rebelustionist: luckily she was a cool teacher
Dekkar5: what did the teach do
rebelustionist: she gave me one fuck a week
rrebelustionist: the word
rebelustionist: that is
Dekkar5: o that didnt sound right...
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(OvrLrd-Q) my longest pw was a case sensitive @ 26
(killjoy) i never use long ones.
(OvrLrd-Q) easily breakable by a slightly modified dictionary though :)
(OvrLrd-Q) weapon from game + weapon from game + beverage ingredient
(OvrLrd-Q) that reminds me
(OvrLrd-Q) that 'beverage ingredient' is my root pw for my *nix box
(killjoy) caffiene !?!?!?
• killjoy starts scanning ovrlrd's ip range
(killjoy) ITS THERE SOMEWHARE
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<Pedsdude> i said this:
<Pedsdude> friends should be here any min. so i will not be on until tuesday
<Pedsdude> it translated to this in dutch:
<Pedsdude> Vrienden zouden hier enig min moeten zijn. Zo zal ik op tot Dinsdag niet zijn
<Pedsdude> it translated back to this in english:
<Pedsdude> Friends will here simply wet nurse must be. As will I on until Tuesday are not
<[WS]DeMoNiTe> wtf? LOL
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<YumCimil> I'd really hate someone to have a website containing all the stupid things I'd said.
<Beagl> bash.org ?
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Entsuropi: uhm, im out to see tomb raider 2 at 6:30
Pete: and WHY would you want to do a thing like that?
Entsuropi: tomb raider one was a highly entertaining piece of trash
Entsuropi: and jolie looks hot in the trailers
Entsuropi: its like porn with gunfire
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* The_Cat plays 'Godsmack - Voodoo'
<T-112> playing: Daft Punk & Stardust - Music Sounds Better with You.mp3 128kbps 6.77min
* %Storm plays: Look I'm fucking special cause I'm telling everyone what shitty music I'm listening to by The No one gives a fucks
<Gnome> Good song.
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<+kostya> what means "+" befor my nick?
<@chopra> kostya: it means someone made a mistake
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<StorDuff> heh, just asked about what pieces people would recommend in #opera, turns out it's about the browser
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<Exelcesior> I take it ALLL back about greenpeace type fanatics
<Exelcesior> no offence Ed
<Exelcesior> i was feeling suicidally bored so I visited a friend who's pretty enviro friendly
<Exelcesior> and I was talking to him as he watered his lawn, when this car pulled up
<Exelcesior> and this fat guy mooned him
<Exelcesior> so he screamed "FUCK! BEACHED WHALE!!" and turned the hose on him
<Ed> well, you have to keep them hydrated
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<campd> "Multiple Murder Bob" would be an awesome name for an action figure.
<snorp> or a band
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* SHIT` happens
* Katsmall happens, too.
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< krept_> tomorrow is going to be cool
< krept_> i'm going to have real friends
< krept_> SCREW THIS INTERNET BULLSHIT
<@meth> going to get a few new action figures?
< krept_> nah, just unpacking them finally
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[@revmoo]: I love windows
[@revmoo]: I unpack a divx on k:
[@revmoo]: and it tells me
[@revmoo]: "C: is running out of space"
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<CommanderStab> What kind of a stupid crossword
<CommanderStab> Has the hint "Rhino"
<CommanderStab> And then the answer is "Rhino" >_<
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<@dura> I want a game that will actually scare me.
<@Billy-Away> resident evil
<@Billy-Away> is ok scary
<Lil_Dude> the first resident evil when i was like 5
<@dura> like a mexican farm simulator, that would scare me.
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<Techdeck> note to self: www.manpages.com is NOT an online resource to get *nix man pages
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<Joe> reich as in shut the fuck up, you're a fag
<Reich> coming from a guy who had cyber-sex witha guy
<Sabdo> wtf do you think the internet is FOR?
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bob2 | fuck, my room is like a bad text adventure!
tb | The top of my monitor is too thin to fit anything, unless I glue it on.
bob2 | > take thermos
bob2 | the thermos lid falls off, spilling boiling water all over you!
bob2 | you die!
bob2 | play again (y/n)?
Faugn | no
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moonman137: (she has no clue)
moonman137: (does putting it in these not let her see it?)
waymon04: (i think so)
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<mightious> it would be cool to get attacked my a monster or something, I mean think of the stories
<mightious> or if you died you'd be a hero
<Hidden_7> yah, I prepare for monster attacks daily
<Hidden_7> cause imagine if you WERE a hero
<mightious> I have garlic incase of vampires, and a cross incase of a vampire, and on the rare chance of a vampire I have holy water
<mightious> ...actually im only prepared for vampires
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<jeebas> seems like i have quite a few kids on ebay
<jeebas> err bids
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<KrudOnAStick> haha i read a story about a brazilian dude who married a blow up sex doll
<KrudOnAStick> his parents told him to divorce it and he killed them
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<flint`> this wc3 channel has taught me one thing about korea
<flint`> they have completely abolished sexism
<flint`> and now they all just act like girls
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<@parasyte> I went straight towards my room where my nice large full size bed I had since I was 5 years old awaited me. I opened the door and...
<@parasyte> ... there is my sister, riding her fat boyfriend, fucking his brains out.
<@parasyte> My first thought was, "Wow, she had perky tits". My second thought was, "Wow, so does he",