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<Model_Atheist> I want a fucking girlfriend.
<CuriousGrugg> None of those non-fucking girlfriends, huh?
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<mironixima> any redhat 9 users in here?
<SKaReCRoW> let's hope not
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<Naomi_in_Malice> i dont like tentacle rape
<AndrewLB> Great, we have a 15yr old girl in a channel devoted to cartoon porn.
<BloodyParrot> but what about nice tentacles?
<Naomi_in_Malice> where can i order one?
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<CausticGnome> so, i was in the garage, smoking, when I saw the book the jehovas witnesses gave me about the end of the world
<CausticGnome> entitled: "Revelation Its Grand Climax At Hand!"
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<Mr_p> so hows ur man love?
<Mr_Bandit> its a pain in the arse
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<MrSaturn> google dosent seem to be working. when i press the "i'm feeling lucky" button i'm left unsatisfied
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<imagine> Oh god.
<imagine> I just tried to mute my fan with the tv remote.
#105772 +(301)- [X]
* Wes *rimjob*
* Wes *rimshot*
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<Kennef> what was quetzequatl the patron god of?
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<DrgdHmstr> man if I wanted communist propeganda I'd read slashdot
* DrgdHmstr was kicked by supz (communist)
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<dkkev> If a girl cant dance
<dkkev> she sure cant fuck either
<psychoace> yeah but that is why you just tie her down and stuff
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<Tylendel> I have kitty pictures.
<Seeth_There> I have genital crabs.
<Seeth_There> Advantage: Seeth.
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<aeth> i don't remember any skullfucking in bladerunner
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<mercury> CANADA: WE PUT THE "U" IN SATIRE
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<F4T4L_3RR0R> I swear... I don't need to see commercials for tampons while cartoons are on
<F4T4L_3RR0R> "IT'S SO SMALL I DON'T NEED THE APPLICATOR! IT FITS TO MY CONTOURS!!" "YES!! MY LABIA JUST GRABS IT LIKE A BIONIC CLAW AND TRACTOR BEAMS IT IN!!"
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<Ubik> speaking of Jenga, it's the 1-year anniversery of 9/11 tomorrow
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<Prozax> 9 cats? you must be really ugly
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<Avien> by the time they come up with all this shit... we'll be in a SPACE COLON
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<Spekkosaurus> C: drive looks happier than D: drive
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<@tumult> m what is this piano girls obsession
<@piano_girl_man> tumult cute girls who play the piano
<@tumult> piano_girl_man and what reference are you basing this on
<@Hiryu> elton john
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<@three> hi! welcome to the dept. of redundancy dept. and hello
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<HomesickAlien> 17" iMac - that's like having a nine inch penis but being impotent
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<three> why the FUCK do we say TUNA FISH
<three> we don't say CHICKEN BIRD
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<vrit> today my coworker ordered takeout from the chinese place
<vrit> and naturally it was "mongoloid beef"
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<Foobar> this guy is like weapons-grade stupid
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Notnilc: Is Eric working today?
Jwald90726: If by “working” you mean “Fucking a minor” then yes.
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<Archeoptrix> Some girl I know is goign to open up an abortion clinic called "Humpty Dumpty" when she grows up
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<GreenO> I made a stop-go lego-porn animation
<GreenO> It was sweet... it was inside a castle. It involved a horse too
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Cat1013: So, my boss is blabbing on about "how to improve your productivity and be a mental asset to the company"
Cat1013: And all I can think of is how the letters in "mental asset" can be rearranged to spell "metal ass net"
Cat1013: I think I need therapy
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<fallen> let me tell ya its hard to keep up when wanking to death metal..
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<skrooyoo> i am not a medical practitioner, but i do distribute rohypnol to coeds on occasion
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<DreamStiller> whats the advantage of php compared to servers like geocities?
<DrDoug> Well, php is a server side scripting language and geocities is just a steaming pile of shit.
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<MikeSweetser> I've seen DAP pics before.
<MikeSweetser> And DAFP pics as well.
<JamesFnX> Mike: DAFP?
<MikeSweetser> Double Anal Fist Penetration.
<P|MP> "find your keys yet?" :)
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<JohnnyBl> Now, if you're to tell me that it really costs a whole dollar more for that goddamn, red-haired, floppy-shoe wearing, Grimace-loving, Hamburglar-catching, cocksucking, Fryguy slave-holding, Mayor McCheese-bribing, son of a bitch clown to give me 2 extra nuggets, I'll tell you you're full of shit.
#105946 +(363)- [X]
<Quigalo> Fried eggs on a burger is like coming on a 12 year old girl's ass. It might sound tempting, but you just have to think about what you're doing for a second, and stop.
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<+BmMadDan|Busy> well i gtg and get dresses
#105985 +(157)- [X]
<D`Espice> root, god, what's the difference anyway?
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<Jeeba|FG> I think all Juvenile Delinquents should be sent to spend 5 months with me.
<Sunn_Toucher> Are you a law figure?
<Jeeba|FG> Im a child molester.
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<Calisa> I read tampon boxes and manuals, (but who doesn't? Regardless of where you're at.)
<aeonite> do tampons really need a manual? insert tab a into slot b.
<Calisa> You'd be surprised, aeonite. There are always the people who don't know about if they can leave it in whilst they pee, what happens if it starts smelling extremely bad, what happens if they leave it in too long, or don't leave it in long enough..
<Calisa> Or pull it out too fast..
* semi resists temptation to ask
<Calisa> Temptation to ask what?
<semi> what happens when you pull it out too fast
<semi> i can assume its something like the movie backdraft.
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<s_> the thing that attracts me to fat chicks the most
<s_> would probably have to be their gravitational pull
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<rakpointzero> ashton kutcher as batman?
<nimereht> Dude, where's my batmobile?
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<MetalWyrm> every 2 minutes I wil post random quotes from bash.org because I am a complete and total asshole
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<navs> i give up
<wolf> navs: isn't that the translation of the french national anthem?
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[WaRe-WoLf] you know i gotta find a girl, get her pregnant so i can have a kid to dig around with those cables behind the tv
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<Mystical> what black super hero movie have u seen
<Mystical> meteor man was
<Tenchi147> meteor man
<Oolong> is he a super hero
<Oolong> i consider shaft to be a superhero
<Oolong> or at least one bad mutha
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<alpha_y2k3> well I was runing a fish screensavar wich is pretty intensive, along with prime
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<imagine> I'm gonna go into notepad and make pretend I'm an op.
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[Windshear]: I'd lose my dick if it wasn't strapped on
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<Skye-> Talking to my exgf at 3:31 AM :P
<fluffi> yeahhhh, thats what i do with my ex's at 3 in the morning, i "talk" to them ;)
<fluffi> i havent had a good "talk" lately though
<Skye-> I bet :P
<Skye-> define talk fl00f! :P
<kairi00> so that's what they call it these days... "talk" :p
<Skye-> do you "talk" to yourself alot?
<fluffi> i dont "talk" to myself
<fluffi> i "mime" ;)
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<TriviaBot> WHAT IS HANSEN'S DISEASE MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS ?
<TriviaBot> HINT : @@@@@@@
<moodlet> shitty taste in music