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<Radamanthys> BTW, necrophilia is the one who has a friendship with the dead, pedophilia is the one who has a friendship with the children, but, how are called those who have a friendship with animals?
<FlareonAtma> rada: "mexicans"
<Radamanthys> atma- ;x
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Lint: *beep* thank you for visitint ghte #macintosh store, we are currently replenishing our inventory of "you are a lozar get lost" shirts. press 1 to continue in statement, press 2 for an argument, press 3 for abuse.
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<floop> now... a 22mp camera? i'm stoked.
<irving> 22? why not just carry the scenery around with you? It'd be cheaper and smaller.
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<Spyduh> wtf happened to dictionary.com
<Spyduh> oh i spelt it wrong
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cory: so how much shit did you pack.
tara: like 2 duffle bags.
cory: damm thats alot of shit packing.
tara: yeh i inventoried it.
cory: huh, so thats what they call it these days.
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<kommy> j/oin #horsesex
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<Comrade_Ez> watching Teletubbies now
<Comrade_Ez> and I must say
<Comrade_Ez> that fucking baby-sun-thing is fucking scary
<Comrade_Ez> I wish I was stoned right now
<Comrade_Ez> this looks like just the perfect program for stoned people
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(cheese) You know why you NEVER have sex first thing in the morning?
(cheese) You ever PEAEEEL open a grilled cheese sandwich?
* cheese pulls his hands apart slowly making squishy noiuses
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<DagdaMor> ah well back to my systems of second order differential equations...
<DagdaMor> *ding ding*
<DagdaMor> the fun train is now leaving...all aboard!
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<fyre> i have 8 rack units in my pants ready to scale and meet vertical markets
<fyre> say that to her@!
<fyre> "lets see how you perform under load"
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<fyre> i'd like to meet a CS chick, just once
<fyre> and ask her if she wants a headshot
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<pleb> MY OTHER COMPUTER IS YOUR IIS SERVER
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<tjr> (a) What is the diameter of a ground-state hydrogen atom?
<tjr> (b) Given this diameter as a position uncertainty x , calculate the equivalent
<tjr> one-dimensional linear momentum uncertainty, in units of h .
<tjr> <scooby doo voice> ruh-roh
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<fyre> better delete that file
<fyre> before you steal all my intellectual property!
<fyre> if my intellectual property was a monopoly square
<fyre> i'd be one of the cheap purple ones
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<fyre> And then lunix said "bleeding edge idiocy, we want some"
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<pq> i had the funniest complaint from a client this morning
<pq> <client> when i turn on that machine it tells me my hymen is missing
<pq> <me> do u mean HIMEM.SYS?
<pq> <client> Yes, thats the one!
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<fejed> I was soo about to smack some fuck over the head on the train.
<fejed> there was this guy, he said he was a hacker
<fejed> and like
<fejed> quoting him
<fejed> "dude, to get into a computer, you can guess a password, which is like a 5 in 1000000 chance, but what I do is guess the backdoor"
<fejed> he said alot more shit but got off before I could get to him
<fejed> and on the bus
<fejed> there was this retard
<fejed> saying he was a hacker
<fejed> and a nun goes to him "do you use email?"
<fejed> he says "errr, ddd yy yes.. out l ll llook express"
<fejed> then "hey, i have a jj j jjoke"
<fejed> "what does 'www' mean?"
<fejed> "ww w world wide wait!"
<fejed> I'm like "shut the fuck up you stupid fuck" and he started crying.
<fejed> the bus driver pulled the bus over
<fejed> got up and asked me to get off
<fejed> I was all hyped up from the fucks on the train.
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<synik> I just discovered how bad it is to mistake a can of black spray paint for deodorant
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<gweebz0r> i went to the gf's work last week, they had no antivirus
<gweebz0r> 279 viruses
<gweebz0r> the best part was
<gweebz0r> they showed me their backup strategy
<gweebz0r> they use custom software
<gweebz0r> and the backed up the application by dragging the desktop icon ( a shortcut) to their cdrw
<gweebz0r> they had 2 years worth of shortcuts
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<tgopiate> you're such an integral part of the channel you just took over, you know. =]
<massa> i'd probably be insulted
<massa> but i dont know what integral means
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<hero> ah, this good old channel , where 'gay' is an adjective for shitty, and 'jew' is a verb.
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<`Iago> how much is a million yen in canadian?
<teklord^> like one dollar
<`Iago> yeah... cause i figured that the japanese version of who wants to be a millioniare must really suck
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<sleepypandabear> homosexual people are so gay
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<whoamomma>: ok if we both ping tress, and knowing he is in UK, we could triangulate his position
<whoamomma>: do you have an intercontinental ballistic missle?
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<dts|Shadow> theres porn on irc?
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<Zaphod`> Put on Pants: 1:00PM
<Zaphod`> Talk to strange people on Internet: 12:19 PM - 1:00 AM
<Zaphod`> Sleep: 1:00 AM - 1:00 PM
<Zaphod`> Lazy Geek Factor: 110% Above Normal... Diagnosis = Summer
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<+fury> i envy cary... he's half my age and gets access to all the goodies :/
<@Chen> How old are you?
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[10:30] <nuna> I backed up a load of dot files on floppies, and an airline scanner screwed every one
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<Ban> Good lord. My sunburn is peeling and there is another layer of sunburn under my sunburn.
<Sigma> just cut your skin off and tan the muscle
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<[mahn]jooce> I was expecting coke when I drank urine
<[mahn]jooce> it took me like 5 seconds to figure out what it was
<Kitsa> I'm sure the Coke company would be thrilled to hear it took so long
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<Kitsa> there used to be one doc who would put apple juice in a urine collection cup
<Kitsa> and walk into the patient room
<Kitsa> take a big swig
<Kitsa> and say "tastes fine to me"
<Kitsa> I always wanted to secretly switch it out with real urine
<Kitsa> the spit-take on that one would be great
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(MikeHunt) she told me to kiss her where it smells funny, so I took her to New Jersey.
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<TheMeandMe> did you know Free Willy is manipulating?
<TheMeandMe> the movie
<amorph> is this a joke?
<TheMeandMe> its been made by the us government to turn the people into slaves
<TheMeandMe> think about the title
<TheMeandMe> "free will, y?"
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<Kyou> lemme guess... i'm 12000 in binary?
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<Rach> is it a man thing? I cant wiggle mine
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<AssBlade> man wtf
<CobraCommander> No manual entry for wtf.
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<Vexer> what do I do with a .jar file? :)
<cky> you unscrew the cap
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<Atomsk> I think my cousin just died trying to breakdance to 50 cent
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<hermione-> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist
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SmarterChild: OK, let me make sure I have the right information about your age level. How old are you?
1 Over 17
3 Under 13
Lisa Garland IV: 1
SmarterChild: Cool! Do you want to have some fun?
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<@Dilandou> http://www.boldlygoingnowhere.net/safetyfirst.WMV <-- LMFAO!
* Dilandou laughs like hell
<@Dilandou> i love that guy's robot dance. ^_^
<@Dilandou> he took his top off
<+usrbingeek> After watching that video I got to thinking that there are people in some parts of the world that are unfortunate to not be able to afford bandwidth and look how we waste it!
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<Revvy> OH NOS
<Dr_Dos|KLONE> How do I kill on esper?
<Revvy> msg nickserv kill
<Dr_Dos|KLONE> I guess.
<Zenholder> /quit <nick> <password>
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<EvilMario> You're the best, sir.
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<Zenholder> Did it work?
* Dr_Dos has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by EvilMario)))
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<Dr_Dos> That's not right...
<EvilMario> You fool.
<EvilMario> Mwahah.. I mean.. HIIII
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<natascam> hi annie, how is your chi today?
<aNuBiS-> i yin, when i should of yang'd
<natascam> did you try booze?
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<Luigi30> The busiest newsgroup in the world!
* You have been banned from #gamecube (alt.luigi.banned)
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<thcip> and i try to finger god, but it tells me there is no such users..but my chaplain told me god is everywhere..certainly he should be on my raq..
<websales_arron> Although it's not mentioned in the Rackshack Terms of Service or Acceptable Use Policy, we will be unable to provide you support in finding God.
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<JonJonB> The url he gave me for gay porn doesn't even work
<Fentom> YOU TRIED IT OUT?
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iHeartDonKnotts: I just got a prank call from http://whitepages.com/search/Reverse_Phone?npa=313&phone=3430570
iHeartDonKnotts: Showed up on caller ID
iHeartDonKnotts: And then internet saved the day
iHeartDonKnotts: I'm gonna letterbomb the place
Verl Is BOSS: what did they say
iHeartDonKnotts: I called back and said "Hi, I just got a call from this number... Who the fuck are you and why are you calling Southern California for a prank call?"
Verl Is BOSS: owned?
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lost475: ANY HOT CHICKS WANNA GO OUT
Qualjyn: lost475, you will die alone.
Qualjyn: Do not pass go. Do not collect ASL
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<+NoNameAndrew> yeah right, you were rubbing the one eye'd snake to him like I am
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<timmo> its kind of weird
<timmo> my grandma dropped acid
<timmo> and hijacked a school bus full of penguins
<timmo> so its kind of a family crisis