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#105377 +(25)- [X]

<Radamanthys> BTW, necrophilia is the one who has a friendship with the dead, pedophilia is the one who has a friendship with the children, but, how are called those who have a friendship with animals?
<FlareonAtma> rada: "mexicans"
<Radamanthys> atma- ;x

#105388 +(59)- [X]

Lint: *beep* thank you for visitint ghte #macintosh store, we are currently replenishing our inventory of "you are a lozar get lost" shirts. press 1 to continue in statement, press 2 for an argument, press 3 for abuse.

#105413 +(293)- [X]

<floop> now... a 22mp camera?  i'm stoked.
<irving> 22? why not just carry the scenery around with you? It'd be cheaper and smaller.

#105419 +(524)- [X]

<Spyduh> wtf happened to dictionary.com
<Spyduh> oh i spelt it wrong

#105421 +(58)- [X]

cory: so how much shit did you pack.
tara: like 2 duffle bags.
cory:  damm thats alot of shit packing.
tara: yeh i inventoried it.
cory:  huh, so thats what they call it these days.

#105433 +(843)- [X]

<kommy> j/oin #horsesex

#105437 +(231)- [X]

<Comrade_Ez> watching Teletubbies now
<Comrade_Ez> and I must say
<Comrade_Ez> that fucking baby-sun-thing is fucking scary
<Comrade_Ez> man
<Comrade_Ez> I wish I was stoned right now
<Comrade_Ez> this looks like just the perfect program for stoned people

#105442 +(32)- [X]

(cheese) You know why you NEVER have sex first thing in the morning?
(cheese) You ever PEAEEEL open a grilled cheese sandwich?
* cheese pulls his hands apart slowly making squishy noiuses

#105447 +(262)- [X]

<DagdaMor> ah well back to my systems of second order differential equations...
<DagdaMor> *ding ding*
<DagdaMor> the fun train is now leaving...all aboard!

#105455 +(157)- [X]

<fyre> i have 8 rack units in my pants ready to scale and meet vertical markets
<fyre> say that to her@!
<fyre> "lets see how you perform under load"

#105457 +(297)- [X]

<fyre> i'd like to meet a CS chick, just once
<fyre> and ask her if she wants a headshot

#105459 +(373)- [X]


#105462 +(432)- [X]

<tjr> (a) What is the diameter of a ground-state hydrogen atom?
<tjr> (b) Given this diameter as a position uncertainty x , calculate the equivalent
<tjr> one-dimensional linear momentum uncertainty, in units of h .
<tjr> <scooby doo voice> ruh-roh

#105463 +(240)- [X]

<fyre> better delete that file
<fyre> before you steal all my intellectual property!
<black-hand> haha
<fyre> if my intellectual property was a monopoly square
<fyre> i'd be one of the cheap purple ones

#105466 +(42)- [X]

<fyre> And then lunix said "bleeding edge idiocy, we want some"

#105473 +(555)- [X]

<pq> i had the funniest complaint from a client this morning
<pq> <client> when i turn on that machine it tells me my hymen is missing
<pq> <me> do u mean HIMEM.SYS?
<pq> <client> Yes, thats the one!

#105474 +(144)- [X]

<fejed> heh
<fejed> man
<fejed> I was soo about to smack some fuck over the head on the train.
<fejed> there was this guy, he said he was a hacker
<fejed> and like
<fejed> quoting him
<fejed> "dude, to get into a computer, you can guess a password, which is like a 5 in 1000000 chance, but what I do is guess the backdoor"
<fejed> he said alot more shit but got off before I could get to him
<fejed> and on the bus
<fejed> there was this retard
<fejed> saying he was a hacker
<fejed> and a nun goes to him "do you use email?"
<fejed> he says "errr, ddd yy yes.. out l ll llook express"
<fejed> then "hey, i have a jj j jjoke"
<fejed> "what does 'www' mean?"
<fejed> "ww w world wide wait!"
<fejed> I'm like "shut the fuck up you stupid fuck" and he started crying.
<fejed> the bus driver pulled the bus over
<fejed> got up and asked me to get off
<fejed> I was all hyped up from the fucks on the train.

#105475 +(575)- [X]

<synik> I just discovered how bad it is to mistake a can of black spray paint for deodorant

#105481 +(1572)- [X]

<gweebz0r> i went to the gf's work last week, they had no antivirus
<gweebz0r> 279 viruses
<gweebz0r> the best part was
<gweebz0r> they showed me their backup strategy
<gweebz0r> they use custom software
<gweebz0r> and the backed up the application by dragging the desktop icon ( a shortcut) to their cdrw
<gweebz0r> they had 2 years worth of shortcuts

#105495 +(229)- [X]

<tgopiate> you're such an integral part of the channel you just took over, you know. =]
<massa> i'd probably be insulted
<massa> but i dont know what integral means

#105503 +(291)- [X]

<hero> ah, this good old channel , where 'gay' is an adjective for shitty, and 'jew' is a verb.

#105504 +(194)- [X]

<`Iago> how much is a million yen in canadian?
<teklord^> like one dollar
<`Iago> yeah... cause i figured that the japanese version of who wants to be a millioniare must really suck

#105513 +(111)- [X]

<sleepypandabear> homosexual people are so gay

#105531 +(415)- [X]

<whoamomma>: ok if we both ping tress, and knowing he is in UK, we could triangulate his position
<whoamomma>: do you have an intercontinental ballistic missle?

#105546 +(131)- [X]

<dts|Shadow> theres porn on irc?

#105553 +(205)- [X]

<Zaphod`> Put on Pants: 1:00PM
<Zaphod`> Talk to strange people on Internet: 12:19 PM - 1:00 AM
<Zaphod`> Sleep: 1:00 AM - 1:00 PM
<Zaphod`> Repeat.
<Zaphod`> Lazy Geek Factor: 110% Above Normal... Diagnosis = Summer

#105555 +(137)- [X]

<+fury> i envy cary... he's half my age and gets access to all the goodies :/
<@Chen> How old are you?
<+fury> 18

#105571 +(115)- [X]

[10:30] <nuna> I backed up a load of dot files on floppies, and an airline scanner screwed every one

#105574 +(207)- [X]

<Ban> Good lord. My sunburn is peeling and there is another layer of sunburn under my sunburn.
<Sigma> just cut your skin off and tan the muscle

#105590 +(435)- [X]

<[mahn]jooce> I was expecting coke when I drank urine
<[mahn]jooce> and
<[mahn]jooce> it took me like 5 seconds to figure out what it was
<Kitsa> lol
<Kitsa> I'm sure the Coke company would be thrilled to hear it took so long

#105591 +(416)- [X]

<Kitsa> there used to be one doc who would put apple juice in a urine collection cup
<Kitsa> and walk into the patient room
<Kitsa> take a big swig
<Kitsa> and say "tastes fine to me"
<Kitsa> I always wanted to secretly switch it out with real urine
<Kitsa> the spit-take on that one would be great

#105595 +(456)- [X]

(MikeHunt) she told me to kiss her where it smells funny, so I took her to New Jersey.

#105598 +(42)- [X]

<TheMeandMe> did you know Free Willy is manipulating?
<TheMeandMe> the movie
<amorph> is this a joke?
<TheMeandMe> its been made by the us government to turn the people into slaves
<TheMeandMe> think about the title
<TheMeandMe> "free will, y?"

#105605 +(239)- [X]

<Kyou> lemme guess... i'm 12000 in binary?

#105608 +(129)- [X]

<Rach> is it a man thing? I cant wiggle mine

#105612 +(588)- [X]

<AssBlade> man wtf
<CobraCommander> No manual entry for wtf.

#105614 +(343)- [X]

<Vexer> what do I do with a .jar file? :)
<cky> you unscrew the cap

#105621 +(380)- [X]

<Atomsk> I think my cousin just died trying to breakdance to 50 cent
<Atomsk> brb

#105634 +(265)- [X]

<hermione-> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist

#105640 +(297)- [X]

SmarterChild: OK, let me make sure I have the right information about your age level. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Lisa Garland IV: 1
SmarterChild: Cool! Do you want to have some fun?

#105641 +(158)- [X]

<@Dilandou> http://www.boldlygoingnowhere.net/safetyfirst.WMV <-- LMFAO!
* Dilandou laughs like hell
<@Dilandou> i love that guy's robot dance. ^_^
<@Dilandou> he took his top off
<@Dilandou> omfg
<@Dilandou> LMFAO
<+usrbingeek> After watching that video I got to thinking that there are people in some parts of the world that are unfortunate to not be able to afford bandwidth and look how we waste it!

#105643 +(336)- [X]

* Dr_Dos|KLONE has joined #zeuxworld
<Revvy> OH NOS
<Dr_Dos|KLONE> How do I kill on esper?
<EvilMario> ghost?
<Revvy> msg nickserv kill
<Dr_Dos|KLONE> I guess.
<Zenholder> /quit <nick> <password>
<Dr_Dos|KLONE> ok
* Dr_Dos has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Dr_Dos|KLONE has quit IRC (Quit: Dr_Dos censored)
<EvilMario> Hahah.
<Zenholder> :D
<EvilMario> You're the best, sir.
* Dr_Dos has joined #zeuxworld
<Zenholder> :P
<Zenholder> Did it work?
<Dr_Dos> heh
<Dr_Dos> Yes
<Zenholder> Good
* Dr_Dos has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by EvilMario)))
<Zenholder> :D
<EvilMario> Excellent.
* Dr_Dos has joined #zeuxworld
<Dr_Dos> That's not right...
<EvilMario> You fool.
<EvilMario> Mwahah.. I mean.. HIIII

#105648 +(235)- [X]

<aNuBiS-> :/
<natascam> hi annie, how is your chi today?
<aNuBiS-> un-aligned
<aNuBiS-> i yin, when i should of yang'd
<natascam> did you try booze?

#105649 +(111)- [X]

<Luigi30> alt.people.ugly.stupid.ops.term
<Luigi30> The busiest newsgroup in the world!
* You have been banned from #gamecube (alt.luigi.banned)

#105651 +(219)- [X]

<thcip> and i try to finger god, but it tells me there is no such users..but my chaplain told me god is everywhere..certainly he should be on my raq..
<websales_arron> Although it's not mentioned in the Rackshack Terms of Service or Acceptable Use Policy, we will be unable to provide you support in finding God.

#105653 +(550)- [X]

<JonJonB> The url he gave me for gay porn doesn't even work
<JonJonB> ....fuck
<JonJonB> ...no?

#105667 +(123)- [X]

iHeartDonKnotts: I just got a prank call from http://whitepages.com/search/Reverse_Phone?npa=313&phone=3430570
iHeartDonKnotts: Showed up on caller ID
iHeartDonKnotts: And then internet saved the day
iHeartDonKnotts: I'm gonna letterbomb the place
Verl Is BOSS: what did they say
iHeartDonKnotts: I called back and said "Hi, I just got a call from this number... Who the fuck are you and why are you calling Southern California for a prank call?"
Verl Is BOSS: owned?
iHeartDonKnotts: Probably!

#105674 +(356)- [X]

Qualjyn: lost475, you will die alone.
Qualjyn: Do not pass go. Do not collect ASL

#105677 +(106)- [X]

<+NoNameAndrew> yeah right, you were rubbing the one eye'd snake to him like I am
<+NoNameAndrew> her*

#105708 +(278)- [X]

<timmo> its kind of weird
<timmo> my grandma dropped acid
<timmo> and hijacked a school bus full of penguins
<timmo> so its kind of a family crisis

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