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#105225 +(254)- [X]

* EddieCoon mashes his hands against the keyboard idly.
<EddieCoon> Wow! What're the chances that that would come out from mashing my hands against the keyboard!

#105228 +(178)- [X]

(+[Aries]^PCW) OH HAS ARIES STILL GOT IT
(+[Aries]^PCW) I THINK SO!
(+Sheepy) im sure itll go away if you take those pills the doctor prescribed

#105231 +(-7)- [X]

<Tomasu> !calc 2**64
<Mossie> calc, result '1.84467440737096e+19'
<Tomasu> !calc 2**128
<Mossie> calc, result '3.40282366920938e+38'
<entheh> !calc meow
<Mossie> calc, error 'Bareword "meow" not allowed while "strict subs" in use at (eval 15) line 1, <GEN0> line 66.

#105233 +(167)- [X]

* Azwok (~Mini_Mc88@=Hsmqzsw-30.honey-damsel.dialup.pol.co.uk) Quit (Ping Timeout)
<Elleomea> heh, freeserve have freaky machine names :/
<Elleomea> "honey-damsel"
<Elleomea> I can't help feeling that should be a euphamism for prostitute or something

#105238 +(278)- [X]

<feral> woo hoo..... i knew watchin MacGyver all these nights would pay off <feral> i just rewired the end of my cat5 cable with a pocket knife and a safety pin

#105240 +(314)- [X]

<@bort13> I don't have my virginity, but I still have the box it came in

#105242 +(166)- [X]

<toaster> Whats' the worst thing about having a heart/lung transplant ?
<toaster> Coughing up somebody else's phlegm

#105244 +(401)- [X]

<ShamansMystery> odd, i'm ignoreing msn and mygf is online and not bitching at me for ignoring her
<CyberDoc> Mayb shes cybering with someone else Shaman hehe.
* bacon03 slowly closes msn

#105245 +(398)- [X]

<Halibut> Oh dear
<Halibut> I just tried to swat a fly with my cursor

#105247 +(197)- [X]

<Celestar> note to self: Next person who wants to talk me into buying his firewall by telling me that my computer broadcasts an IP address will be ball-hung

#105248 +(173)- [X]

* SniperDave thinks the middle of a public swimming pool during open hours is an impractical place for lesbian rape
<Kazimierz> yeah, at least have the decency to make it an open air swimming pool
<Kazimierz> they just have no idea of realism in anime

#105249 +(427)- [X]

<gore> man
<gore> i wouldnt be caught dead with a necropheliac

#105252 +(495)- [X]

<Shun2> woot
<Shun2> I found the last GTA3 hidden package
<slm> wow, welcome to two years ago
<The359> lol
<slm> Are you gonna beat bowser next?
<Shun2> dude
<Shun2> he's tough

#105254 +(409)- [X]

[17:36] <Darric> lol, Rick, according to the stats I'm responsible for ending conversations on 5 different occassions. =P
[18:43] <Darric> You guys are doing this on purpose...

#105257 +(60)- [X]

<Nanobot> My school has a zero-tolerence policy for racism
<Nanobot> No niggers allowed

#105259 +(196)- [X]

<Zenholder> JavaScript kicks ass
<Nanobot> JavaScript sucks ass
<Nanobot> You were off by two letters

#105260 +(132)- [X]

<Hydra> Gary Coleman's the shit...
<int> ...
<rizen> yeah, he's about the size and coloration of a turd

#105266 +(43)- [X]

<Jamon> The last time I stuck my dick into a stuffed animal, stuffing got stuck in the hole..that just plain sucked.

#105267 +(906)- [X]

<[HZ]Mitlancer> Dont talk about death.... please my grandfather just died
<[HZ]Mitlancer> No serious he did just die....
<[HZ]Mitlancer> In a way im quite proud of him
<[HZ]Mitlancer> he died having sex to my grandma, he is 93 years old and was getting his thing on
<[HZ]Mitlancer> anyways my grandma said "We were doing it on sunday morning, it was sunday cause he could use the church bells to pace himself"
<[HZ]Mitlancer> i think he would be alive today if an icecream van didnt go past

#105270 +(371)- [X]

<conlusio> besides, I'll do something stupid soon myself I'm sure
<Irlut> conlusio: true, true :)
<conlusio> oh fuck
<conlusio> I just did it
<conlusio> I cut up the brand new fucking credit cards instead of the old ones
<conlusio> talk about instant fucking karma

#105279 +(200)- [X]

< chris> Meanwhile, I am participating in all that is unholy and rightly hated
< chris> Namely, I am writing a Java Applet that runs in a browser and is controlled by JavaScript
<@phessler> hahaha
* chris commits hara-kiri to minimize the dishonor to his family
< chris> phessler: Yeah, but the thing is: this is way better than what I was doing before, which was Flash coding
< chris> Flash, Java and JavaScript -- all in a day's work
< chris> Incidentally, I am looking for a new job...

#105283 +(317)- [X]

<NicNac`> well, i heard that looks could kill
* NicNac` looks at sexmen
*** Quits: sexmen (Ping timeout)
<NicNac`> !!
<Amaltea> WOAH!!!
[11:50] <Amaltea> a killer look!

#105284 +(276)- [X]

<juicy_J> i have a question for you goose
<GooseThe> k
<juicy_J> pay $500 to get a female to give you oral, or free from a homeless man named steve
<GooseThe> 500
<juicy_J> suppose you only have 10.35 and a pack of smarties
<CpuMan2001> uh
<CpuMan2001> get a prostitute with diabetes

#105288 +(169)- [X]

* Luigi30 sets mode -mirc.lameness #gamecube
* You were kicked by Xenobyte (colors/gay script)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #gamecube
* Rejoined channel #gamecube
<Luigi30> How can a script be gay?
<Luigi30> Scripts are asexual
<Luigi30> :P
* You were kicked by Xenobyte (General Lameness)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #gamecube
* Rejoined channel #gamecube
<Luigi30> That's better.

#105289 +(250)- [X]

<involution> yeah, my code is so fucking clean, and looks wicked good
<involution> but usually never works
<archimedes> same here

#105295 +(112)- [X]

<DigitalChaos> ifi eightball shows up, tell him i'm lookin for him :p
* Quits: DigitalChaos
<acid88> do i look like aol instant messenger to you?

#105296 +(56)- [X]

<evilpie> what the fuck is wtf
<cardcheat> World Trade Federation
<SteamedHams> world trade fire
<cardcheat> Women That Fuck
<SteamedHams> Wow That's Funny
<cardcheat> Well, Try Farting
<SteamedHams> What The Nigger
<cardcheat> as a respected leader in the african-american community, I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from using that word
<SteamedHams> hey it'll get me on bash

#105310 +(178)- [X]

<Ciserock> anyways, im flooding your channel cuz your gay and mReD's gay
<Sinistarr> Oh no, a flood of one line every 5 seconds! Whatever will my 300bps connection do!?

#105318 +(724)- [X]

<dj`rayray[eN]> If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner

#105320 +(289)- [X]

[Participle] Ever since I saw bukkake, I can't eat cinnamon rolls anymore...
[Participle] Thanks a lot, Japan!

#105324 +(204)- [X]

<Chaz> What kind of backwards society do you live in?
<Renzian> It's called Canada.

#105325 +(212)- [X]

Camman2003: like real life duck hunt
LpInKyD: yeah where you can shoot the annoying dog
Camman2003: yeah\
Camman2003: but dont you lose points for that?
LpInKyD: not in real life

#105331 +(75)- [X]

(Oolong): i don't really want to seduce a midget, unless he's hot

#105332 +(375)- [X]

(Lestat): I wish you didn't agree with me.
(Lestat): It makes me think I might be wrong.

#105334 +(242)- [X]

<RanmaGuy> you know what would be a great logo for rice pudding
<RanmaGuy> a tall black man with an asian hat working the rice fields
<RanmaGuy> as a whiteman rides a horse carrying a whip
<xv0wind0vx> that's so utterly racist even the KKK would be offended.

#105336 +(174)- [X]

<SypaNick> You get fischer price sql with MS
<SypaNick> My first SQL server.

#105337 +(427)- [X]

<MpTaNk> today, somthing on TV was going in slow motion, and my first reaction was "Damnit, the tv is lagging"

#105339 +(12)- [X]

[nosebleed] the only good thing about t.a.t.u. are that theyre lesbians

#105340 +(55)- [X]

[Bords] im sick of ppl making fun of "uranus"
[Kirby] yeah me to.
[Kirby] Hey! Let's rename it!
[nosebleed] let's call it urrektum

#105344 +(415)- [X]

PlasmaPhire: the definition of irony...
RFizzyWig: what
PlasmaPhire: people are sharing Kazaa Lite, the one that's not free, on regular Kazaa
RFizzyWig: hahaha

#105350 +(333)- [X]

<dora> I got one of those new penus razors
<rigel> ...
<dora> shit, I meant venus
<dora> BAD typo
<KAb0rN78> p and v are not even next to each other..
<rigel> now we all know what she's thinking about
<dora> :P

#105351 +(256)- [X]

<Simpsoid> sand0 i dont mean to sound like a cunt but you are gayer than a bag full of butterflies

#105353 +(2011)- [X]

<TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped
           by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video
           tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating
           the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to
           her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the
           camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits
           the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.
<alexandr-> you didn't keep eating the brownies did you?
<TheVirus> sure did
<TheVirus> i was hungry

#105354 +(147)- [X]

<Tian> Insulting Ohio is like making fun of the retarded kid at school

#105356 +(526)- [X]

Ericjericj: bunny is a funny word
Ericjericj: funny bunny
Ericjericj: bunnybunnybunny
Ericjericj: funnyfunnyfunnybunnybunnybunny
Ericjericj: bunnyfunnybunnyfunnybunnyfunny
PeyoteGuacomole: You got into my meth again, didn't you?

#105358 +(250)- [X]

belgarion|ESC: what u mean what am i on
belgarion|ESC: im on poverty, its like life but with less money

#105364 +(263)- [X]

<bonch> Any recommended strategies for egging a house?
<nastsmom> yes
<nastsmom> first buy some eggs

#105366 +(368)- [X]

<@Hele-WritingQs> DO I HAVE A HARD NINTENDO QUESTION
<kiwiman> Is the answer Sega
<@Hele-WritingQs> ...
* @Hele-WritingQs crumples up his sheet of questions

#105368 +(162)- [X]

<imagine> oh god
<imagine> im a loser
<imagine> someone was messaging me on aim
<imagine> and i sent something back, but they signed off
<imagine> then i noticed a mistake in my typing
<imagine> and i corrected it
<imagine> even though they had signed off
<imagine> :(

#105373 +(303)- [X]

<`dsx-efnex> yeah counterfeiting canadian money is about as useful as cloning the french


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