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<KublaiKhan> Pedophiles are like the tortoise.
<KublaiKhan> They want to get there before the hare does.
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<GreenJeanz> Go gnaw on your delicious genitals, Squink.
<Squinky> If I could touch my mouth to my genitals, do you think I'd be HERE?
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<Pie> I don't play with WD40 anymore. I actually managed to light a fish on fire. while it was underwater
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<grendal> what is it with Mexicans that they have to stand in the front yard?
<grendal> like ... frequently
<grendal> like... daily
<aNuBiS-> its cleaner than inside their house
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<Sabrejack> everything is generalized
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<seeksama> i think my semen is the color of the last gatorade i drank
<seeksama> like thos commericials with the guys sweating red
<seeksama> i can cum red if i drink the right gatorade
<seeksama> or purple
<seeksama> it owns
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<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
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<FBI> We saw it anyway.
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<Fredrik23> Wirre? ASL?
<wirre> sorry....only isdn
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hijak231: for a 1 meter long CABLE
hijak231: A PIECE OF WIRE
Kesk2501: Does it have a red "R" printed on it or something?
Kesk2501: Because Type "R" wire is faster.
hijak231: it must...i hope it fucking came with a fucking computer
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<Psychedelia> i live here with my two flatmates in one room, a small corridor and a toilet
<Psychedelia> i'm in poverty lol
<Abrid> ha ha! right on
<PornoFiend> Where's poverty? Is it nice?
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( @Kaygo ) Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him off.
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<Angelic> the best ones are the people who call up claiming to be network admins
<Angelic> and you can tell its a total lie
<Angelic> I had a "network admin" call once stating that he had the house wired with cat5 when it was built
<Angelic> so he should be able to connect all 6 computers to the internet without a router ot hub
<Angelic> wanted to know why the tech insisted it couldnt be done
<Angelic> I asked him what was going to assign the dynamic addresses and he said the house
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<jamz> I have a bottle of waterless hand cleaner
<jamz> for car work and grease and stuff.
<jamz> It's almost empty.
<jamz> So, in order to stretch it out, I added some water to it.
<jamz> In retrospect, not the smartest thing to do.
<dan0_> this had better end with an explosion of some kind
<jamz> and there was a huge explosion that could be seen from space.
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<Draffa> it's sad. When I was 14/15/16, the hottest women were 25. Now that i'm 25, the hottest girls are 14/15/16 :(
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<OO7MIKE> superconducting is how you turn a 3ghz processor into a 30ghz processor
<OO7MIKE> which is my main research subject
<Rukee> how do you get it that cold and keep it that cold? Liquid nitrogen?
<pocketMidget> use a woman's heart as the heatsink
* pocketMidget rimshot
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<productiveslacker> what is the +v and +o and stuff, blood types?
#88709 +(676)- [X]
<-MIKE-> fuck i downloaded the movie but no sound or picture
<Patrick> that sucks.. so what the fuck did u download?? internet air?
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<incubus_0> @find xxx (not porn)
<DCP> haha.. incubus.. i doubt anyone labelled their release XXX.Not.Porn.TS.VCD-Centropy
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<Crysanna> might as well give up on port 137 there. You are making my computer yawn
<cameron> iknow but im almost in
<Crysanna> PC^God - didn't you know that if you keep hammering 137 it eventually gives up and lets you in? hahaha
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<unchellmatt> I work for a police station.
<enaz> hmm I'd like to meet the ppl in the cyber crime div
<goatasaur> enaz: you will someday
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<freakar> In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man likes to snicker and yell "Polo!"
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<BeefinPep> my neighbor offered my gf to go, if shed drive him
<BeefinPep> that reminds me I still have to beat his ass
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<Lenz> Oh man...
<Lenz> my mom just asked me to rewind the dvd for her
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<M^tt> home made pr0n r0x
<[OCS]eXistenZ> this is true
<[OCS]eXistenZ> unless u r on your own :-\
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<Habz> you can download the human genome tommorow http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993621
<ArmaDuck> and what the hell will i do with it?
<bargeld> compile the source
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<@iridium> im getting fucking raped
<@iridium> i'm lagged by like 2 minutes
<@iridium> fucker i gave a shell on this box pissed some script kiddie off
<@iridium> hes packeting the crap out of me
<@iridium> i've battened down all the hatches so now all that remains is to wait for him to climax or whatever the fuck script kiddies do
#88943 +(1001)- [X]
<Jessanne> I'm horny Kate
* Katethegreat shakes her leg
<Katethegreat> how do i get her off?
<Gothor> You are.
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<NSNick> NSNick's Thought of the Day:
<NSNick> When people commit suicide, their notes are always sad and depressing.
<NSNick> If I were ever to write a suicide note, it'd be funny
<NSNick> Like "I wanted to kill the sexiest man alive"
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Anatole: I like when my dog thinks I'm going to get up, so he gets up to follow me, then I don't and he looks at me then goes for a walk like he was going to walk anyway. He thinks he's people.
Melthar: He thinks he's 'people'? He has a split personality?
Anatole: Yeah, like last night he's going on about how he'll teach me to use the force, then today he's all "We can conquer China by next week".
Furr: Your dog said this?
Anatole: It's fucked up having a dog with an MPD man.
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Casalyn88: now i feel branded like i can't go out and have other boys now because theyll see it and think i get around a lot
Tovarich89: ummm, casie.....
Casalyn88: ok i mean then they'll KNOW i get around a lot
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<Wolf> hmm, later on I should go out and get my paintball CO2 canister filled
<[Ramrod]> Then you need to go and get your head examined, and your Paintballs checked....for leaking paint....and then.....heh
<Wolf> very funny
* Wolf unleashes a rapid fire, painting Peter pink all over
<Peter> Shouldn't be too much of a problem.
<[Ramrod]> Seems to be an awfull lot of Porn though
<[Ramrod]> Ooops...wrong window
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<test4_> my mom just grounded me over Instant Messanger
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<C3rBeRuS> i hate my dad
<C3rBeRuS> i hope he dies tomorrow
<C3rBeRuS> not today
<C3rBeRuS> becoz he is goin to get pizza
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<Flaze> forum still down?
<Vye-rus> Check yourself
<Vye-rus> We're not slaves
<Flaze> still down
<Vye-rus> haha thanks for checking for me
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<fusionpit> xp won't let me use 98 drivers form my video cards
<WorthWork> <fusionpit> also my car does not run on diesel as previously suspected
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<@MCJ> there was a little piece of soap left in the shower
<@MCJ> about the size of a credit card
<@MCJ> so i ran it through my butt crack making beep beep noises
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<Guesm27> hai can i suck ur pussy
<ScoobyDrew> nah,you'd just get hairballs and i'd be stuck with a wet traumatized cat
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* Quits: crag-- (email@example.com) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM (KiM@126.96.36.199) (going for a walk :p)
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks
#89254 +(52)- [X]
* edhel_espyn does not know about computer types/names/models, whatever. just knows that if box has a keyboard, brain automatically registers to senses and say "com-pyoo-ter" ;-P
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<Sindacuion> Teachers always try to teach us something. I just laugh. They will never get me to learn anything.
#89278 +(-23)- [X]
* Sindacuion goes in front of a mirror and stares at his bootyful hair. Mmmmmm. The only good thing about my head.. Wait.. Those eyes... * drools and licks the mirror *
#89279 +(355)- [X]
<Kethry> lost: one grip. Fits my reality.
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<BuffDaddy> clone jesus... clone jesus now
<SteamedHams> yeah, like we need another jew
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<Antizac> I keep my real short too so the girls dont bitch
<Shipchic80> why would girls complain about your hair being long?
<Antizac> It gets stuck in their teeth
<Shipchic80> I dont know why I bother asking anymore
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<Pingbunny> fuck. . .Mars!!!
<chobusa|work> ...you're missing the point.
<Strung> fuck mars?
<Enargy> Yeah, Cloud is.
<chobusa|work> How does one fuck a Roman deity?
<Enargy> In the butt?
#89390 +(873)- [X]
<!guy> tomorow is the 3rd anniversiary of the death of my dog. its also the aniversiary of the day I learned to drive.
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<Toxygene> wow... i feel like shit
<Toxygene> I think I finally caught the flu going around my office
<Toxygene> nothing quite like a small toilet, an erection and explosive diahria
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<Merlin> Good news, in case you were worried that Rodney King was done entertaining us, he got drunk and plowed his SUV into a house at 100 mph
<sComps> christ.. dead?
<Merlin> yes, Christ is dead, but thats 2,000 year old news. King just has a broken pelvis
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<ImpLin> i need to call my GF
* ImpLin initiates call
<ImpLin> no one be home
<ImpLin> my friend isnt home either
<ImpLin> guess ill have to settle for you all :(
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Cyber J: I've always known my parents hated me, after all... my first toys were a pair of scissors and running shoes...