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#83634 +(181)- [X]

<Duo> I'm moving to Mars
<Duo> Where the only ISP is Marz
<Flash|slp|possum> and Earthlink (XD)

#83643 +(277)- [X]

<Kosta> I bet men wouldn't be so fascinated with vaginas if they secreted lima beans

#83650 +(235)- [X]

[ @^duckman^ ] haha i remember when i was 15 we got this guy to get us a keg
[ @^duckman^ ] then he said ok i want 20 bucks for you to borrow my tap
[ @^duckman^ ] we had no idea what that is
[ @^duckman^ ] so i said we have one
[ @^duckman^ ] that sucked

#83659 +(370)- [X]

* OutLaniz (jalvarez05@alnkjnflkjanskdjnalk.covad.net) has joined #Counter-Strike
* OutLaniz got pussy 2night!
<OutLaniz> wewt
<Mr`Fly> why dont you get some friends to so you dont have to join irc channels and tell them.

#83663 +(123)- [X]

<Tw1zt1d> I need to do some DDR practice >;\
<Minion> WTF? I always thought DDR was Double Date Rape

#83686 +(308)- [X]

<Splunge> ye gods, I must be bored
<Splunge> I almost visited goatse because I hadn't been in a while and couldn't really remember how gross it was
<Splunge> thankfully, my fingers wouldn't type it

#83702 +(244)- [X]

(bovril): food escapes me
(nark): it ran away?
(nark): try killing it before you eat it sam
(bovril): its nicer fresh

#83705 +(110)- [X]

<jixn> thats because u eat the crust first
<jixn> if u know what i mean
<jixn> putt from the ruff
<jixn> have gay sex etc
<Antimatter> I've never heard of either of those phrases jinx
<jixn> i made the first one up myself

#83724 +(318)- [X]

<karl> becouse hetersexual impersonaters are in reality none sexuals becouse they lie about there sexualidentity and there fore dont use there true sexuality whatever that may be hence there nothing real just bull shit talking with no truthful axctions

<mobius> I hate to sound like your Dad's boyfriend, but what the hell did you just say Karl?

#83734 +(336)- [X]

(ohwhatwhat) hi i was wondering why my cursors moves across the screen when i move my mouse?

#83742 +(615)- [X]

<ryant09> How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.

#83746 +(403)- [X]

(@Hektik) once i saw my grandparents have sex and thats why i dont eat rasins

#83749 +(269)- [X]

(@Gramps) Too sunny to go out today. Reflection off my head starts fires

#83756 +(283)- [X]

<Wang_Ninja> oh boy
<Wang_Ninja> minigame
<Wang_Ninja> I have to find four 6 year old boys
<Goonigoogoo> it's a michael jackson minigame?

#83760 +(278)- [X]

<Winta> I Am Single...
<Playette69> aww poor winta
<Winta> I'm not asking for sympathy, im hyping myself up to rob a house tonight...
<Winta> Hey, do you live near here? you seem cool..

#83766 +(219)- [X]

<clemmy> damn leetspeek ... whenever I write 'skills' I write 'skillz', even in university homework

#83769 +(271)- [X]

<grimrat> oh.. migod
<grimrat> I just reviewed a Usenet post of mine... I wrote "must of"...
<grimrat> I feel faint
<grimrat> this will be associated with me for the rest of time
<grimrat> how much does it cost to change your name?

#83772 +(19)- [X]

<GeNOc|DE> man ur making as much sense as a letter box in africa

#83777 +(389)- [X]

<Macavity> I'm growing a beard. It's really itchy, growing a beard...
<fin> Then shave.
<Macavity> But I weant a beard for I-Con.
<Macavity> And a real one, not a spirit-gummed-on fake one.
<fin> Why?
<Macavity> Just...because I do. Because it's part of the look for a LARP character I have.
<fin> OK. Stop there. I don't want to know anymore. Goddamn.
<Macavity> BECAUSE I FUCKING FEEL LIKE GROWING A BEARD, OKAY?
<Macavity> Shiiiit....
<fin> Which part of "changing your appearance to fit in with a LARP character" doesn't sound stupid to you?
<Maestro|OoT> LARP?
<Furry_Geek> Live Action Role Playing.
<Maestro|OoT> Oh, NO.
<fin> OK, scratch that. Which part of "playing a LARP" doesn't sound stupid to you?

#83792 +(175)- [X]

<Witchy> is there anyone on #wicca you actually talk to?
<Maloo> ofcourse just not on irc
<Maloo> im on irc for 1 reason, and it isnt something as trivial as chat

#83798 +(281)- [X]

<Saddam> wtf?

#83822 +(328)- [X]

<m_neshue> sorry for repeating... but. does anybody know what apps there are for testing the real size of a cdr media?
<Supachikn> A RULER
<Supachikn> AND GENERALLY ITS ABOUT 12 CENTIMETERS

#83825 +(100)- [X]

< envoy> One of the biggest reasons we change our clocks to Daylight Saving Time (DST) is that it saves energy.
< envoy> how do they figure we save energy? lol
* Flimflam shrugs
< Flimflam> it's the USA :P
< Flimflam> they can justify anything, it seems :P

#83833 +(162)- [X]

<Al> because let's face it, my dick is demonstrably real and also far better than any concept of "god" thus far put forward
<LambChowder> but does your dick encourage love and peace throughout the world

#83860 +(171)- [X]

[%werejag]  people there aint no crack yet we have top warez sciencists working on it

#83876 +(280)- [X]

<bhlaab> If I could pick from any supepower, it'd to be able to have a gun up my ass, and be able to fire it at will. People'd never know what hit them, and if they DID know, nobody would believe them

#83882 +(1588)- [X]

* Professor sets mode: +m
<Professor> Listen up, people.
<Professor> 1.) Religion-chat is done, since we're degenerating into bickering.
<Professor> 2.) Goombas are traitorous members of the Mushroom Kingdom who joined Koopa for a share of the power. It says so in the SMB manual.

#83891 +(2006)- [X]

@(DonoftheDead) They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, because if you play it forwards it installs Windows.

#83947 +(214)- [X]

<Horror> knock knock
<Dooper> who's there?
<Horror> Go fuck yourself
<Dooper> go fuck yourself who?

#83952 +(449)- [X]

***Wang has been kicked by Metallica (dammit, stop with the wang jokes)
<MulletMan> but the memory remains!

#83973 +(535)- [X]

* {JPM} holds up his sugary bowl of cherrios and smiles like he's a 15 year old girl who lost her virginty and dosent know she's pregnant yet

#83985 +(917)- [X]

[bigya] I am Tawain
[bigya] so
[bigya] I don't english
[Ccmods] Obviously.

#83994 +(157)- [X]

<migas> is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?
<Kurin> 58.9331
<Kurin> er
<Kurin> 58.9332
<Kurin> Or, hrm
<Kurin> http://www.yaksic.com/other.html
<ninj4_> dood, its a robot, hes not actually looking for an answer
<Kurin> Really?  Fuck em
<Kurin> me

#84061 +(99)- [X]

(doggie^): www.audioscrobbler.com
(doggie^): i think im addicted :|
(DaMuppet): wtf is that?
(doggie^): plugin for winamp
(doggie^): recommends music to you
(`dM`): nice
(DaMuppet): "u like jpop, the pedo police department will be knocking on your door soon, don;t bother getting more music"

#84075 +(25)- [X]

(steyrf88) i have the best joystick.. force feeback... its grip is shaped exactly like my hand.... its a 'penis'

#84086 +(116)- [X]

<OIS> jesus is a fraud
<Staunchy> well I wouldnt buy a car off him

#84095 +(1310)- [X]

*** Lara is now known as Lara|out
<jad> look at this
* jad eats Lara|out

#84108 +(193)- [X]

<KANG> hey...shut up?
<Dinjack> Oh, wait, hold on, my pizza just came, pepperoni with blow me.
<KANG> that sounds like quite a pizza
<Dinjack> You don't wanna know about the free breadsticks, then

#84109 +(69)- [X]

DooD: man im living dangerously
DooD: i bought publix sushi
DooD: late at night
DooD: and now its sitting in my fridge
DooD: to be eaten tomorrow

#84115 +(276)- [X]

<Zedium> Sim Life
<Zedium> Pretend to have a life
<The_Cat> dude, that's what IRC is for

#84204 +(-21)- [X]

<trempy63> is anybody else having trouble with yahoo being slow?
<tlc2000FOR> YES
<deimon_xtr> it's not just slow, but jerk off to slow music slow
<deimon_xtr> jerk jerk jerk
<deimon_xtr> jerk jerk jerk
<deimon_xtr> jerk your wanker
<deimon_xtr> while waiting on yahoo
<deimon_xtr> ......

#84206 +(239)- [X]

<Tarkaan> I distonctly remember saying "extra hot"
<Tarkaan> damn chinese
<living2di> distonctly?
<Tarkaan> you are correct, that was a very ironic typo
<dabba> damn mongorians

#84271 +(199)- [X]

<NiN> fuck
<NiN> you fag
<NiN> i should sodomize you
<Lily> Nah.
<NiN> lol dude i got some girl mad
<NiN> she told me who her bf was..she asked you know him? i said yeah i dated him...rofl
<Lily> LOL

#84291 +(62)- [X]

<@nanashi> Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces...
<+Mara> -_-
<@Pokute> It's too bad you can't put the right emphasis on the words with IRC

#84293 +(153)- [X]

<lunacrow> nobody makes porn for women
<lunacrow> ever
<lunacrow> when have you ever seen any
<Destruya> Actually, one woman did.
<lunacrow> one woman
<Destruya> I can't remember the name.
<lunacrow> exactly
<lunacrow> yet women look at porn
<Destruya> http://www.royalle.com/
<lunacrow> "As you peruse my various pages, you'll not only find my catalog of couples movies with a woman's touch, you'll also read about my thoughts on sex, romance, eroticism and life in general."
<lunacrow> i already know these movies will suck
<Destruya> hahahah

#84294 +(79)- [X]

<Numloxx> hmmm, wonder if i should have chinese tonight
<Numloxx> yeah... a bit of shaved asian would feel good :)
<Numloxx> i mean.. umm... sweet and sour pork..
<Numloxx> wait.. i meant.. umm.. satay chicken and fried rice :)

#84297 +(-190)- [X]

<Ibuki> D: my mom looks like she's in her twenties
<Ibuki> it scares me
<Ibuki> so don't fuck my mom!!!!!!!! >_<
<Fei> cool I'll be your new step dad
<tm2> I'm gonna put that on bash.org

#84305 +(223)- [X]

<boyd> mmm, he said he's now a linux whore as well as an amd one
<saba> rofl
<saba> what a slutty combo. an OS for people who dont use deoderant with a CPU for people who can't afford deoderant

#84306 +(-17)- [X]

<j0ori> who's a decent shell provider?
<Nadir> your mother
<Nadir> i "telnetted" into her "ftp" last night
<Nadir> mwaha, being subtle rocks.
* Mode: (+b) *!*@vw4800.optusnet.com.au (By: j0ori) (Match: Nadir)
* You were kicked from #hackers by Dumb (Banned)
-> -j0ori- mwaha. i must admit, she is fairly "lag free". good thing i was using "SSH" - you can never have too much protection from "virii" these days.
-> -j0ori- and when she reached "/root"? ohhh, that explosion sent thousands of files to "/dev/null" as i proceeded to "upload" 100000000000 "1 byte files made in vi"
-> -j0ori- took a fair bit of kleenex to "purge /root of the unused files" though
-> -j0ori- oh, tell her that her 5 cents is on the fridge too
-> -j0ori- we didnt really talk much .. she was too busy screaming
-> -j0ori- allow me to impersonate
-> -j0ori- <j0oris's mum> OHHHHHHHHH NADIR HARDER, OHHHHH YES, MORRRRRRREEEEEEE, AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-> -j0ori- *gasms*
-> -j0ori- i shudder at the thought.. 'twill be nice "logging back in" under "root" tonight.

#84308 +(223)- [X]

<`Khan> My mate just called me up and says 'my mum just walked into my room and goes for god sake open the window and stop playing with yourself'


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