#82136 +(147)- [X]
<Kevin> dont you hate when yer penis hits the power button when yer jerking off?
#82137 +(65)- [X]
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<Hemingray> jerking off again?
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*** Qwerty sets mode: +o Kevin
<Qwerty> (Kevin) has been auto-opped. -Prømethèus-
<SuperH> (WB) Kevin - <@Kevin> GOD MY PENIS IS SMALL (IRC²)
<Kevin> power button to penis thing happened again
#82138 +(222)- [X]
* Kalaco is listening to é¢¨ã?®ã‚ˆã?†ã?«(ãƒ©ã‚¤ãƒ´ãƒ»ãƒ´ã‚¡ãƒ¼ã‚¸ãƒ§ãƒ³) by å°?ç”°å’Œæ£.
<Feodore> That's an awesome song.
<Kalaco> you can see?
#82139 +(337)- [X]
«@ MisoStupid» <mp3> !MisoStupid 05 - Justin Timberlake - Justified - Cry Me A River.mp3 <8.86mb> <4m 50s> <256kbps>
«@ MisoStupid» WHAT THE FUCKING HELL
«@ MisoStupid» MY SISTER NEEDS TO NOT USE THIS COMPUTER
#82140 +(387)- [X]
frostedbeagels: now here's the thing
onkeybutt87: where's the thing?
onkeybutt87: oh yeah
#82141 +(30)- [X]
<soul|FL> i love chics who can beat the shit out of me
#82142 +(245)- [X]
<soul|FL> say hypothetically yesterday i bought a life size buffy blow up doll and had sex with it
#82144 +(92)- [X]
<beej> who cares if it's a monster, it's the biggest cock I ever had!
#82145 +(44)- [X]
<IgnusDei> it's been too long since i've had meat entering my mouth
#82146 +(14)- [X]
<soul|FL> the whole time i am having a boner over the voice of some over weight 30+ yr old fat chic
#82147 +(-51)- [X]
<Celtic> I can lick my own balls.
#82148 +(154)- [X]
<manaani> Insy gave me a 30gb Hard drive
<panth`afk> how many times did you buttrape for that?
#82149 +(127)- [X]
@soul|FL: porn is because too many women say no
<Dyn|work> porn is because too many women say no... to soul
<nikky> no soul not even if you paid me
<soul|FL> what if i paid you a lot
#82150 +(184)- [X]
<Hyperian> ono pike * Hyperian kills pike
<Hyperian> found an article about pikes
<Hyperian> "invasive northern pike just won't die"
<Hyperian> "pike could devastate fisheries"
<Hyperian> "despite being poisoned, shocked, netted, hooked, and blown up, the nonative northern pike remains stronger than ever in Lake Davis."
* Hyperian shocks and poisons pike
<pike|zZz> YOU CANNOT GET RID OF THE PIKE!
* pike|zZz was kicked by Dyn|work (Dyn|work)
#82151 +(200)- [X]
<InvisableMan> [19:51] <AshleeFukala> i tried to make popcorn..
<InvisableMan> [19:52] <AshleeFukala> and i blwe up my mircowave
<InvisableMan> HOW do you blow up the microwave with popcorn?
<InvisableMan> it boggles the mind
<InvisableMan> is that even possible?
<InvisableMan> i mean, COME ON... i understand, maybe, burning the popcorn, at the most catching it on fire.. MAYBE... but.....
<InvisableMan> TO BLOW UP THE MICROWAVE???
<InvisableMan> *sigh* you humans will be the death of me.
#82153 +(-17)- [X]
<soul|FL> i am gonna move to utah
<soul|FL> and bang that chic doggy
<soul|FL> shes 64
#82154 +(214)- [X]
<Dyn|work> just say BREASTS and pike is wide awake
<pike|sl33p> HI MOLO!
#82155 +(197)- [X]
<Arkaine> i had to call this girl last night and make sure she wasnt pregnant
<Arkaine> THINGS I DONT LIKE DOING
<Arkaine> CALLING GIRLS AND MAKING SURE THEY ARENT CARRYING MY KID
#82158 +(176)- [X]
[03:59] <[ref|ex]> wheres everyone else its only 4am ?
#82159 +(27)- [X]
<SchoolBoy> thats u ppl ? ;P
<keta> im teh gay sailsor guy
#82160 +(21)- [X]
<gho5t> if iraqis weren't so stupid they could be driving porsches and snorting coke off their girl friends titties
<gho5t> but they gotta be all tough guy army fags
#82162 +(132)- [X]
ramoth4: I can write the class and the functions for it
ramoth4: and you can use the class to put them on the page
CHz16: Ahh. So, you get backend, and I get frontend?
ramoth4: hai, so desu
CHz16: *hopes no one ever finds my last quote and interprets it suggestively*
#82163 +(12)- [X]
<HansBlix> hopefull kim jong Il now has quite a load of shite on his drawers
<notMoo> and he has to think before he speaks
<gho5t> that guys got a death wish though
<gho5t> he talks more shit than a black kid in grade school
#82164 +(125)- [X]
<TonY> Hmm, can ya overclock boobies?
<Rifleman> yeah, tis called implants
#82166 +(185)- [X]
<MonkeyFlippers> Anyone know the capital of Croatia?
<gho5t> who cares?
<[steev]> MonkeyFlippers; google.com does
<MonkeyFlippers> Who cares, gho5t?
<gho5t> aww did i hurt your feelings?
<gho5t> i'm sorry i care
<gho5t> let's go look together
<gho5t> i'll meet you at google
#82167 +(267)- [X]
* pig points out that vi just core dumped twice
* Khatru points out that vi sucks.
<Nugget> it is software. ergo, it sucks.
<pig> your mom is software
#82168 +(137)- [X]
<Bashman> Hehe, did you know that if you cross "encyclopaedia" and "paedophile" you get "encylopaedophile?"
<Bashman> Or "encyclopaedophilia".
<HamhamSoZ> ...I see
#82169 +(631)- [X]
<SUMO> Yeah, your girlfriend is a slut.
<Marlon_Strike> no she's not.
<TIKKI-MAN_FAEZZ> sounds like it:P
<Marlon_Strike> She simply has an odd sense of humor.
* cloud|I-Saviour looks at Eld and nods
* SUMO nods at Cloud as well.
<Marlon_Strike> You guys suck...
<Marlon_Strike> I never insult your girlfriends...
<SUMO> We never have any.
#82170 +(101)- [X]
VeraCoCha: its like a non-stop war movie......except its really war
#82171 +(126)- [X]
<HamhamSoZ> Oops. ITV aren't going to like that.
<HamhamSoZ> Looks like the US army took out an ITV news crew.
<HamhamSoZ> Maybe that'll mean more interesting television instead of the same crappy news over and over ^^
#82173 +(1206)- [X]
<LeoDV> Don't fight for fuel, stroke your tool!
<KANG> that's the worst slogan anyone has ever had
<LeoDV> Touch your sack, not Iraq!
<KANG> I stand corrected.
<LeoDV> War is heinous, thumb your anus!
<LeoDV> http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/ This is where heroes go when they die
<KANG> I hate you more than anything
#82174 +(80)- [X]
<overandoutcaptn> it's all about searching ebay to get an estimate on the going rate for kidneys
<Poison_Idea> HAHAH ALEX
<Poison_Idea> alex sell your virginity on it
<overandoutcaptn> no kidneys on ebay
<overandoutcaptn> just kidney beans
<overandoutcaptn> and kidney shaped bowls
<Poison_Idea> i dont need a kidney
<Poison_Idea> illl put it on
<overandoutcaptn> and other useless crap that doesn't tell me how much a kidney is going for
<overandoutcaptn> i don't want to sell my virginity on ebay
<overandoutcaptn> some fat ugly mediterainian woman will prolly buy it
<Poison_Idea> haha nah my mum isnt mediterrian yo
<overandoutcaptn> although if an american or european buys it then they'd have to pay for postage and handling and i demand first class all the way
#82176 +(797)- [X]
<Tac0> theyre fucking with you, the real way to get to it is /quit im a fag
* Quits: Boo_urns (Quit: Tac0's a fag)
#82177 +(841)- [X]
Andrews: 'I have man bitches'
#82184 +(245)- [X]
<TheMaxx> "A Tomahawk cruise missile might have missed its target in Iraq and landed in southwest Iran"
<TheMaxx> those things are bitch to steer
#82185 +(404)- [X]
<downer> who is you?
<Sarpedon> yo mama
<Sarpedon> oh wait... i'm sorry
<Sarpedon> i often confuse myself WITH PEOPLE I FUCK
#82186 +(138)- [X]
<downer> http://www.pollypocket.com/sea/pool/pool_party.asp <-- now this is what the internet is all about
<nathan> woman was in the room + speakers on loud = me having to do a bunch of explaining
#82191 +(234)- [X]
onuap: good morning
bochip: morning onuap
Blitzsama: good? why does everyone assume the other guy is having a good morning?
onuap: bad morning for you then
bochip: he was wishing you a good one
bochip: for some reason
Blitzsama: i know
Blitzsama: i was wishing he would stop, as it 10 pm here
bochip: but, you would like to have a good morning tomorrow, yes?
Blitzsama: let me sleep on it.
#82192 +(647)- [X]
<^Spike^> I just realised
<^Spike^> These new coke cans have 'REVOLUTION!!!' written on them.
<^Spike^> DAMN COMMUNIST SOFT DRINK
<^Spike^> It also has 'You know you Want it' written on it.
<^Spike^> That's a whole lot creepier.
<^Spike^> So my can is a communist and a rapist.
#82193 +(35)- [X]
<antiroach> suck me off
<TheVirus> if i could find it
<antiroach> look harder
#82194 +(32)- [X]
<hein> I LOVE LAURA
<laura> Are you drunk, hein.
<hein> off of love
<laura> sad, drunk off yourself.
#82195 +(289)- [X]
<zeemu_> how's that US army members form? he fucken grenaded 3 of his own tents
<BenZor> he teamkilled. bastard.
#82196 +(185)- [X]
* Avie|work tabs back in *
<Avie|work> what are you _talking_ about?
<ithil> I started with 22 as the lowest possible base, got 210, added 9, noticed 219 was a factor of 3 (216 + 3), and realized it was going to stay that way. :P
<Xrtsys> Wait. The three rule breaks down in non-/10 bases.
<DND> virgin girls are cool
* PxM watches Avie tab back out
<Avie|work> some people are talking about virgins, some people are talking about math, someone said something about God, and _I_ thought you were still talking about typology.
#82197 +(659)- [X]
<berger> i suggested to mojo, we go on a double date with eachothers sisters
<berger> he said no
<Zardoz> how old is his sister?
<berger> i suppose thats why he said no.
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<Alvaro> I'd tap you anytime Treen
<Treen|Dead> the dead are beyond blame...
<Treen|Dead> *uncomfortable moment*
<Alvaro> *awkward silence*
<Treen|Dead> SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY.
<Psychorider> does that make Alvaro a necrophiliac?
<Alvaro> So ummm, how about em Knicks?
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<goat^2> man, i just queefed
<goat^2> and htats weird, because i dont have a vagina
<paintray|PissedAtEverything> your penis farted?
<goat^2> stinked pretty bad
<paintray|PissedAtEverything> you sure it just isn't rancid pus from a veneral disease you have?
<goat^2> normally the past tense of stink is stunk, but when a male queef, grammar rules go to hell
<goat^2> no man, it wasnt anything physical, just my eurethra made that farting motion
<goat^2> and there was a rancid smell
#82201 +(151)- [X]
<b1u3> my sister, whos studing to be a chef, was at one of those miracle blade conventions...she said chef tony cut like five perefect slices off of a roast and had an orgasm
<p1rpl3> lol "oh...oh yeah...is that camera still on? ill be right back friends...oh"
#82202 +(160)- [X]
<Ronald_MacK> You kids are stupider than stupid.
<Ronald_MacK> You're like... the anti-smart.
<Ronald_MacK> Come to this realm to destroy all that is intelligent and reasonable.
#82203 +(58)- [X]
<keisersoz> bush is a chimp who looks vaguely human
<laceyfloss> like michael jackson?
#82204 +(216)- [X]
<-(@Bloodshed)-> God my nuts stink
<-(@Bloodshed)-> *What The Fuck*
<-(@SleazyC)-> you smell your nuts
<-(@Bloodshed)-> Well, I don't want to walk around with stink-nuts and not know it