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#80921 +(1811)- [X]

TwilightKnight: all i do is wait for Desert crisis 1.5 and play counter-strike all day
Dr SpaZZo: Heh.
Dr SpaZZo: Which, by definition, means I have more of a life than you
Dr SpaZZo: Pity
TwilightKnight: well i was making out with a girl today
Dr SpaZZo: Liar
Dr SpaZZo: Theres no such thing as a "girl"
TwilightKnight: yes it is true!
TwilightKnight: they arent the tales and ledgends we thought them to be
TwilightKnight: they exist and live on the outside!
TwilightKnight: In the daylight!
Dr SpaZZo: Outside? Daylight? Now you're just making words up.

#80923 +(22)- [X]

<DreamCoder> Just note.....I couldnt get full cockage in the mouthage

#80924 +(129)- [X]

<@fook> bush is like this  >8|
<@fook> and saddam is like this 8-P

#80925 +(392)- [X]

DeusXMac: the president isn't showing his face to the public.... cuz he's sitting in the oval office with the military's top brass playing network Command & Conquer
AceT: he's not playing network C&C, he's doing the single player campaign

#80926 +(1)- [X]

<shortyz> ugly bitches should wear masks all the time.. or rather paper bags
<`FrEaK> plastic bags... so they cant breath

#80931 +(195)- [X]

<MooksGirl> Mook you can see boobies if you come in here w/ me
<Mook> brb
<MooksGirl> I'm watching Girls Gone Wild

#80932 +(305)- [X]

<ed2000nyc> irc is waste of my time
<ed2000nyc> cya
ed2000nyc «~ed2000nyc@207-237-236-47.c3-0.nyr-ubr1.nyr.ny.cable.rcn.com» has Quit iRC (-=SysReset 2.51=-)
<Yourmove> hmmm usually it takes years to find that out..
<Yourmove> he's a quick learner

#80933 +(172)- [X]

<jeff-ev1> the security level is now orange...no idling allowed

#80936 +(228)- [X]

teh Tycho fan: none of us can get laid
Ketrus: Sure you can.  Go commit a felony.
Ketrus: Granted, by 'laid', I mean 'sodomized', but still.

#80940 +(32)- [X]

<renegadellf> My anus is being saved for marriage.
<renegadellf> ......DAMNIT XD
<renegadellf> I mean, you know.
<renegadellf> After the wife gets tired of the......youknowwhatnevermind
<Torture> hhmmm
<Torture> Do I smell... 'nasty games'? XD

#80942 +(132)- [X]

<robb> i need to go talk to that new hot chick... getz me some kisses
<robb> but she's like hot... and probably *has* a life

#80953 +(567)- [X]

<Aemon> so what do you do? network security?
<Dark_Knight> Information security/Network security
<Aemon> cool
<Aemon> i'm a lowly webdesigner/developer
<Dark_Knight> although having IRC on my box at work is a major violation of the security policy
<Dark_Knight> but fuck it, I wrote it

#80965 +(304)- [X]

<mog> 4/f/kali, ne1 wanna cybar?  omglol moms home brb
<mog> er...
<mog> that was supposed to be 14
<mog> either way

#80967 +(-160)- [X]

<apoc|21hours> <jas0n> man im a geek
<apoc|21hours> <jas0n> im trying to find the RGB value of my hair
<Ender> wtf
<Ender> *jas0n TRYING TO BE FUNNY BUT NOT RAEWLLY I BET I PUT MY OWN QUOTE ON BASH.ORG CAUSE ITD MAEK MY FAMOUS ASND I'LL TELL ME MOM AND ALL THE GIRLS'LL LOEV ME FOR THE FUNNY
<Ender> ... yaeh
<apoc|21hours> rofl
<Ender> (im gonna post that on bash.org so i can get the girls and jas0n's mom)

#80968 +(342)- [X]

<Rambozo> Based on claims of racial stereotypes, they've reworked Jar-Jar into a less offensive character.........
<Rambozo> Jemima Binks! "Oh lawdy lawdy, Jedi massuhs! Dem clones, dey be a'comin'!"

#80979 +(220)- [X]

<jUmB0> lets buy cocaine and support south american independence

#80985 +(94)- [X]

<@scifixi> dear irc,
<@scifixi> you are being boring.
<@scifixi> yours,
<@scifixi> scifixi

#80993 +(508)- [X]

Slava1983: i was walking trought the cafeteria and see a chick
Slava1983: but for some reason there was two of her
Slava1983: so i come up and i'm like am i too drunk or are you twins
Slava1983: turned out they were twins

#81015 +(31)- [X]

<@ata`ToRN> OMFG MY BROTHER JUST FKN DRANK THE BONG WATER FFS

#81020 +(238)- [X]

<xShaitanx> does anyone have yahoo msgner cause this chick is dpoing something with dildos u wana see
<cvz> she using them to make a cake ?

#81023 +(626)- [X]

<@Chii_> rkd
<@Chii_> aDSJddsslkslkdaslks
<@Chii_> smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<@Chii_> OOO OOOOoooo oooooooooooooooooo
<@CoMPLeX> u remind me of a pigeon that sits outside my room sometimes making useless sounds

#81026 +(180)- [X]

[23:07] <Wiiseguy> BBL (School.)
[23:07] <IceSynergyIX> seeya
[23:08] <Wiiseguy> Back (Education is for suckers.)

#81058 +(351)- [X]

<CoRDWoRK> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever the hell comes out!"

#81070 +(316)- [X]

<cyo> everytime i try to tell my parents that i have a girlfriend they start to walk away
<cyo> i swear they want me to be gay or something

#81126 +(154)- [X]

<_Griphin_> Apparently Tori Wilson dealt with Anorexia
<nully> is Anorexia another wrestler?

#81128 +(207)- [X]

<@SpAz-o-Licious> i got this dude i know laied like 3 weeks ago... he was like trippin out cause his gf wanted to fuck him so bad... so i told him what to do and he left.
<@SpAz-o-Licious> the next day he came in and said this...
<@SpAz-o-Licious> <@{118th}DJ_Kazul> sex is better than cs!!!
<@[Milo]> maybe on a pub
<@SpAz-o-Licious> lol!
<@Aunt_Jemima> haha

#81130 +(497)- [X]

<vellox> goto Google, type in "French military victories" and click I'm Feeling Lucky

#81131 +(173)- [X]

<KingKirby> The US is stupid like that.  Bomb somebody, give them money.  Shoot somebody, give them a band-aid.
<nylint> Fuck somebody in the ass, give them a reach-around.

#81136 +(4)- [X]

<InvisableMan> then take them all out
<InvisableMan> all 200,000 of them
<InvisableMan> and deport them
<InvisableMan> to afganistan or something
<InvisableMan> libya
<cheezychops> TO CANADA!
<ChronoKnight> cheezy..my god
<ChronoKnight> im right here
<InvisableMan> hahaha
<cheezychops> like i said ChronoKnight
<cheezychops> TO CANADA!
<chris> lol
<ChronoKnight> pffft
<ChronoKnight> im sorry to hear that
<cheezychops> read it
<cheezychops> not hear
<cheezychops> you read it
<cheezychops> stupid canadians
<cheezychops> :P
<ChronoKnight> read what
<InvisableMan> rofl

#81138 +(315)- [X]

<@Lurker> live pics from baghdad on cnn
<@Lurker> nothing happening
<schitzo> nope nothing going on
<@Lurker> We should just go to an iraqi irc channel and when they ping out the war is on

#81140 +(154)- [X]

[ @Sin|ion ] it's very hard to take down the internet
[ @Sin|ion ] cuz it's not just one server

#81144 +(14)- [X]

*** deathazre sets mode: +o Dean
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o Dean
<deathazre> erm :/
<deathazre> stupid auto complete
*** deathazre sets mode: +o deathazre

#81152 +(338)- [X]

<mconp> ?
<mconp> yes?
<copeaway> its jewellery.....
<copeaway> i will never forget how to spell that one......it made me fail my year 6 exam back in 1983.....
<copeaway> i had to repeat my whole year becuz of that damm word........
<copeaway> then i met this group of junkies.....on the year i repeated.......
<copeaway> and went into drugs and shit.........
<mconp> because
<copeaway> stuffed up my damm life
<copeaway> i hate jewellery

#81154 +(69)- [X]

bradladuk: How wierd, people now think a .plan file is a day to day diary. What an odd world this is becoming.

#81157 +(208)- [X]

<Slayer> tbh i cba
<[S3E]Busy> there u go
<[S3E]Busy> an entire generation in one sentence
<Slayer> two abbrivs in one sentance im good
<[S3E]Busy> i think we have different outlooks on life
<Slayer> notice i abbrieviated abbrieviate
<[S3E]Busy> *sigh*

#81165 +(228)- [X]

<Recca_sama> ok ok ok...........cyber........yesterday afternoon.......my mom knocked on my door and I opened it and she was talking to me about if i had enough money for the night and stuff like that.......and out of no where from iparty comes cyber's voice saying "your mom cab sit on my big cock. I want to fuck her hard"

#81168 +(163)- [X]

<@Evii> I can't win here, I tell you. If I email my CV from g0atpr0n.org I feel weird, if I send it from hotmail I feel ghay. *sigh*

#81170 +(112)- [X]

<wabb1t> no war yet... don't start it while i'm in the shower, k plz thx

#81171 +(1428)- [X]

<TalonArkrys> Guys, I've decided that there needs to be an addition to the current laws of nature.  "Lesser Life Forms Are Not Allowed To Make Talon Feel Stupid".   I saw a bug on my kitchen floor, and it was rather unexpected.  As such, I threw my cup at it.  The cup was made of glass.  And contained my coke.  Now, I have shattered glass as well as coke all over my floor.  The worst part was, when I looked closer, the bug was already dead.

#81173 +(286)- [X]

<PercyKittenz> Is it war yet?
<Nacho> after this commercial break

#81206 +(88)- [X]

<Giygas199X> Do you ever just sit on the toilet, and try to imagine the shape your shit is gonna be by the way it feels while you squeeze it out?
<Majik989s> all to often
<Giygas199X> It's fun.  I just impressed myself.  It was much bigger than I imagined.
<Giygas199X> My grandma's gonna have to unclog the toilet tonight.

#81215 +(207)- [X]

ErikB -> you know what is funny? i can measure my level of health by playing quake2. when i eat bad, sleep irregular and drink much, i play like shit. when i skate, take vitamin pills and sleep good i rule the scene. vitamin C is the key

#81216 +(-129)- [X]

<@Atropos> we should have a fat people holocaust and just send them into gas chambers full of hotdogs to die

#81227 +(145)- [X]

<GaPSk8t3r> if i was drafted for war, id use every fucking cfg hack and aimbot out there.....i doubt iraq has wwcl

#81236 +(604)- [X]

<Anumati> oh, thanks, now i have this vision of bush staggering around iraq all osbourne style yelling "where are the fucking weapons of mass destruction?"

#81238 +(218)- [X]

<[BCorp]Atropos> you guys ever do something seemingly useless and realize that it teaches you something very valuable, then wonder if your the star of a reality telivision sequel to the karate kid?

#81243 +(47)- [X]

<norml> "U.S. and British aircraft earlier Wednesday pounded targets in Iraq's southern no-fly zone and dropped leaflets telling Iraqi soldiers how to surrender"
<norml> lol
<norml> how to surrender, they should have hired the french for that
<pfloyd> rofl!

#81246 +(3)- [X]

<[BCorp]Atropos> and if you don't give me 12 dollars i'm going to plunge them into the center of the earth
<[BCorp]Atropos> with those dinosaurs and cave men and shit that got trapped down there
<[BCorp]Atropos> and then they will be severely discomforted
<[BCorp]Atropos> and who will be laughing then?
<[BCorp]Atropos> not you, that's who!
<[BCorp]Atropos> hahahahahahahaaahhahahaha
<[BCorp]Sleight> oh and Washington, cut down on the damn coffee stands
<[BCorp]Atropos> oh, for that remark i'm plunging them anyway
<[BCorp]Sleight> heh I don't care about my dad's side, have your way
<[BCorp]Atropos> i'll be back in a second, gotta pull the "plunge" lever
<[BCorp]Sleight> tell them goodbye for me
<[BCorp]Atropos> no
<[BCorp]Atropos> i'll tell them you said they were fat
<[BCorp]Sleight> cruel
<[BCorp]Atropos> mwamwamwamwamwa
<[BCorp]Sleight> while you are at it, plunge the whole town of Rochester
<[BCorp]Sleight> get rid of those damn neighbors who keep saying pop
<[BCorp]Atropos> alright... but just this once
<[BCorp]Atropos> i'm not a plunging service you know

#81250 +(209)- [X]

<CrypticB> I heard the funniest quote on the radio on the way home
<CrypticB> that they are using surgical strikes on military targets only, and only those military targets that wish to fight, and not the soldiers who don't want to fight....
<CrypticB> how do you determine that?
<wo1f> they spin crucifixes and bomb in whichever direction jesus' feet point

#81251 +(287)- [X]

<Magus> U.S. forces may release "e-bomb" on Iraqis. Massive rave expected to ensue


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