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#79907 +(399)- [X]

<FJ> ok, I am off to the International House of Pancakes
<FJ> truly, I am a man of the world.

#79945 +(449)- [X]

<Torke> and now
<Torke> my dad's get a quad for his birthday
<Torke> he's turning 50
<Grimp> don't let him near the rocket launcher

#79952 +(177)- [X]

<Tom-Servo> I pity this girl i'm talking to

#79963 +(243)- [X]

<_Cyan_> my cat is bored ;P
<_Cyan_> so I told him, "If you're bored, clean my room" ;P
<_Cyan_> cat ~/room | sort > ~/room.new

#80004 +(655)- [X]

(MrPino) how do i make a mass messager? that will message everyone in a channel
that i highlight, and then i can input what i want the message to be
@(Splodge`) That's called spam
(MrPino) i know, but i'
(MrPino) i'm not using it for spam, i'm using it for e-business

#80019 +(180)- [X]

<Pepe> Man made beer, God made pot.
<Pepe> Who do YOU trust?

#80021 +(279)- [X]

* Zapp is now known as Zapp|party
<Zapp|party> see yall
<Zapp|party> PARTY!!
<Zapp|party> w00t
<Zapp|party> drunk white woman for everybody!
* Zapp|party has quit IRC (Quit: Zapp|party)
<W-Cid> busy girl ;)

#80023 +(941)- [X]

<shigelojoe>I played poker with tarot cards once
<shigelojoe>I got a full house and three people died.

#80024 +(462)- [X]

<MonsieurEvil> Jedisar, what have I told you about using that steam-powered Commodore 64 for playing NS?
<MonsieurEvil> OMG I NEED MORE W00D CHIPZ0R!!!!!
<MonsieurEvil> D00DZ MORE CO4L FOR MEH PUT3R!

#80036 +(1014)- [X]

*** Locke1` (~greens15@ has joined #square
<Locke1`> am i still banned?
<Deadcounter> Locke: yes
<Locke1`> shit
<Locke1`> i'll leave now
<Locke1`> sorry
*** Locke1` (~greens15@ has left #square
<Deadcounter> eheheh
<ift> amazing

#80039 +(937)- [X]

<ecco> spellcheck results for 'adn': amputate, arthritis, antidisestablishmentarianism, samurai, tissue, jetpack, George Orwell

#80040 +(300)- [X]

<genjzzzzzz> i was dsl-less for like 7 hours
<genjzzzzzz> and then some fat tech support dude at earthlink.net fixed it
<genjzzzzzz> "oops sorry i have fat fingers and hit two keys"
<genjzzzzzz> he said that, seriously :P

#80045 +(883)- [X]

*** Joins: teh_wofl (teh_wofl@
<duk> hunyrg liek teh wofl

#80047 +(398)- [X]

<Winta> Well well well
<Jess> dam dam dam
<Winta> yes yes yes
<Jess> oh sorry... I thought we were talking about things that water could be in

#80048 +(221)- [X]

Chris: well, idle hands are the devil's playdgroun
Lotach: which is why god invented porn
Chris: yes
Lotach: so man would not resort to the devil's deeds

#80049 +(229)- [X]

* dasunt has his 12-step plan:  'How to Achieve Sex If You Are A Geek'
<dasunt> 1) Convert to homosexuality.
<dasunt> 2) Find another geek who has also followed this plan.
<zoo> it's that easy?
* pig has a 1-step plan
<dasunt> 3..12) Give money to Dasunt.
<pig> 1) stop being a fucking geek

#80052 +(49)- [X]

<feem> are we playing cs yet
<Gren> what server are you guys on?
<feem> are we playing cs yet
<Nix-7c0> <feem> are we playing cs yet?
<Nix-7c0> <Gren> what server are you guys on?
<feem> are we playing cs yet?
<impossible> i'd play.
<colddrink|away> ill play too
<Gren> i would play as well
*** colddrink|away is now known as colddrink
<Nix-7c0> <feem> ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?
<Gren> i'd play CS
<Gren> what server are we playing on?
<feem> i don't know
<Gren> hey feem, are we playing CS?
<feem> i don't know
<colddrink> i heard were playing cs dudes
<Nix-7c0> <feem> ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?

#80053 +(316)- [X]

<ICEMAN|SmurF> I wish my girlfriend went down as much as gamesnet

#80059 +(384)- [X]

<Rav3n> does anyone know a good irc client for mac?
<Luna> who is mac?

#80147 +(173)- [X]


#80153 +(1095)- [X]

MultiColoredWiz: Science class was hilarious yesterday.
MultiColoredWiz: We were explaining parts of the body.
MultiColoredWiz: So the teacher puts her hands on her ass and says "What's this called? I will not accept A-S-S or butt."
MultiColoredWiz: I then raise my hand and say:
MultiColoredWiz: "Will you accept 'HUGE'?"

#80159 +(451)- [X]

(dosdemon)  theres just all these other car brands in sega gt
(dosdemon)  like "ford" and "chevy"
(dosdemon)  they must be real small
(dosdemon)  because they only have 2 cars to choose from
(dosdemon)  then you go to subaru and theres like "impreza wrx sti type r version b aspec 2"
(dosdemon)  "mitsubishi lancer evolution VII GS Tommi Makinen edtion"
(PACHUKA)  on an xbox that car would be mitsubi~1

#80207 +(1577)- [X]

<Avalanche> i was at arbys last night eating, and this mini van pulls up. The soccer mom, daughter, and little brother hopped out and came in. The little kid was like 6-7. He said "mommy, I want a milkshake". She responded, "No, it will spoil your dinner". The little kid replied with, "YOU FUCKING CUNT, I WANT A GOD DAMN MILKSHAKE". He got the milkshake.
<Avalanche> I never laughed so hard in my life

#80242 +(161)- [X]

Dekaff: u know what i REALLY want for my first car?
Dekaff: blue 67 impala
Bobert_aw: The license plate would read "mu113tm0bi13"

#80285 +(293)- [X]

<mike90210> shou
<Shou> mike90210
<GLC> hey... symmetry!
<GLC> god I'm bored

#80293 +(138)- [X]

<cile_16> give me +v
<cile_16> pls
<ToRMeNTeD> give me head
<ToRMeNTeD> please
<cile_16> why
<ToRMeNTeD> then maybe
<ToRMeNTeD> cuz I want to fuck your mouth
<ToRMeNTeD> and you want +v
<ToRMeNTeD> we can help each other
<cile_16> fuck off
<ToRMeNTeD> :D

#80303 +(409)- [X]

* Typhlosion has joined #studio64
<Gina`> There! It's complete!
<Typhlosion> What's complete?
<Typhlosion> I'm sick of not knowing what's going on!
<Chris_A> That's because people sometimes have conversations on the internet without you being there!
<Chris_A> It's shockingly ill-mannered, I know!
<Gina`> Sometimes.
<Chris_A> I know I hate it when people are talking in the street and I have to butt in and demand they tell me what they were talking about. Assholes.

#80309 +(306)- [X]

<Callick> Thanks a ton man..
<Yoss> no big deal
<Yoss> sending to a 56k is like peeing in the ocean

#80322 +(2138)- [X]

<DarkKnight> I came home on Sunday night and I found my mom staring at me and looking annoyed.
<DarkKnight> I smelled her cooking and asked what she cooked and she responded by saying, "I didn't make any food for you!"
<DarkKnight> She seemed very pissed so I decide to go downstairs to avoid her.
<DarkKnight> When I was just about to leave she asked me if I bought a new game. I had no clue what she was talking about, so I said no.
<DarkKnight> "You sure? " she said, "nothing Male to Male?"
<DarkKnight> I was very confused and disturbed by this question because my mom seemed to be accusing me of being gay.
<DarkKnight> I said no again and she told me she found a box that said male to male on it.
<DarkKnight> I stood there and thought for a minute and then I realized what she was talking about. I ran downstairs and showed her what she looked at:
<DarkKnight> It was the box for my male-to-male s-video cord. My mom thought I was gay because I bought an s-video cord.
<silverpig> Just for kicks, you should leave the box for your 3 in 1 KVM cable laying around and she what she says about that.

#80331 +(628)- [X]

"<Hjelgan> betme
<Rift-Game>  Commands: betme start, betme join, betme bet #, betme roll(if roller), betme fix, betme quit, betme highscores
<Hjelgan> betme start
<Rift-Game> Starting Betme! Todays Roller is Hjelgan ; To join type "betme join"
<Hjelgan> betme bet life
<Rift-Game>  You Cannot Bet More Then You Have"

#80361 +(1293)- [X]

* Nastard is now known as fuck
<damn> what kind of nick is that?
<fuck> if i know

#80399 +(536)- [X]

<Ophiel> welcome to irc, where everybody is an expert on everything

#80408 +(548)- [X]

<Jude> I wish humans laid eggs
<Ringlord> UGH
<Ringlord> why would you want humans to lay eggs?
<Jude> So i can eat them

#80411 +(639)- [X]

<Josh_Aogiri> "Give a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life."
<odin> I dissagree
<odin> He'll be warm a few hours after his life is over

#80413 +(1049)- [X]

<Spliff> What's the meaning of life?
<CrystalShard> To find out whats the meaning of life.
<Rivorus> woah
<Rivorus> deep
<CrystalShard> "We are the Universe that is trying to understand itself." - Delenn, Babylon 5.
<Rivorus> "I like chicken, I like liver" - Kitten, Meow Mix commercial
<CrystalShard> Woah.
<CrystalShard> Deep.
<Rivorus> hahahaha

#80426 +(146)- [X]

<Deim0s|1980> Argghh. You don't wanna know what I just did. And for the sake of my reputation, I ain't gonna tell ya. Ever.

#80428 +(199)- [X]

<Ben Utne> I have a dick like a tuna can...think about it
<isajeep> full of dead fish?
<Ben Utne> 6 inches around, 1 inch long
<Verl> that is awesome
<Verl> thats like hitting a girl in the vagina with your fist
<isajeep> lol verl
<rzrshrp2> wtf
<rzrshrp2> pussy punch

#80429 +(643)- [X]

<monkeylice> i would get laid this weekend but my cargo van is in the shop and im out of chloroform

#80463 +(208)- [X]

<revmoo> does flock() not work on ntfs?
<Hendrix-> only if you compile with -lshepherd

#80480 +(21)- [X]

<I_kick_fish> a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his fly the bartender asks "do you know a steering wheel is coming out of your fly?" the pirate says "yes and its driving me nuts!"

#80511 +(496)- [X]

<zdog> Cuz you're stupid.
<boo> ah, the crux of Internet Debate.

#80522 +(1356)- [X]

<an_ass733> My wrist hurts because I played Beatmania too much yesterday.
<an_ass733> You're supposed to laugh now, then I say "What's so funny?" and then I realize that what I said sounded like masturbation, and then I say "I MEANT IIDX!! I SWEAR!!!", then someone posts it onto bash.org and the score goes up to 200.
<Angelic_erection> well, let's start over
<an_ass733> My wrist hurts because I played Beatmania too much yesterday.
<+odaen> an_ass are you sure it was beatmania?
<an_ass733> Huh?
<an_ass733> Oh shit.
<Angelic_erection> lol
<JAT|DWIwithCar> Haha your wrist hurts
<an_ass733> I MEANT IIDX!! I SWEAR!!

#80527 +(203)- [X]

<@thunderbear> I think if Bush really wanted Hussein out of the picture, he should send his daughters over there first.
<@thunderbear> With luck, Hussein would die of three different venereal diseases at once.

#80542 +(229)- [X]

<Stoned> ever had someone do a numerology chart for you?
<Duck> no
<Veng> no but I got a hand job off a nurse once

#80546 +(137)- [X]

<JtotheB> There is a certain brand of coolness that one can achieve only by being fully CSS and HTML standards compliant.
* JtotheB flashes a shit-eating grin and cracks a beer.

#80565 +(374)- [X]

<Surge> so if I say http:// I get kicked?
<Hodge> no
<Hodge> only if you join the channel and the first thign you say within a set time limit of joinig is an url
<Hodge> so when people join a channel and go
<Hodge>  www.hotsexyfatwomenwithdildosupthereasses.com GOOD FUCKING PRON EYAH CLICK CLICK
<Hodge> i ban them
<Hodge> automatically
<Hodge> I advise nobody clicks that btw
<Hodge> _just in case_
<Insane^> I hope to god that doesn't exits.
<Insane^> exist*
<Berger> It doesn't.
<Hodge> >_<
<Berger> =P

#80566 +(433)- [X]

<whythehell> who were you talking about?
<RobotBebop> whythehell: Canada.
<whythehell> sorry
<whythehell> who were you talking aboot?

#80592 +(123)- [X]

<random-strike> loli'm sittingina  computer lab, and i gotta let one go
<Zoogle> walk over to the printer slowly, let 'er rip on the way there
<Zoogle> and take a differant path back to your seat
<random-strike> let it go by as many ppl as i can
<Zoogle> therefore the putrid stench will be evenly spread out
<random-strike> it'll follow me back
<Zoogle> jiggle your ass so no one notices

#80594 +(120)- [X]

<]KO[-Spansk> get them to pick me
<Dark_Hawk> I'm workin' on it
<Dark_Hawk> There ya go
* Dark_Hawk wipes his mouth

#80599 +(167)- [X]

<damn2003> how can i get people to think that im using BitchX? bx is kinda cool, though.
<Mr_NiCe> try /quit BitchX: im a wannabe
<damn2003> ok
*** Quits: damn2003 (BitchX: im a wannabe)

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