#62132 +(93)- [X]
souleman: doesn't everyone have a rag they use for cleaning up after they make a mess?
Negative: I don't ;)
Negative: I never make a mess
souleman: you don't get off?
Negative: I just open my mouth and aim ;)
#62140 +(334)- [X]
<antiuser> flash is like sméagol
<antiuser> the first time you get a bit worried
<antiuser> the second time it's all nice
<antiuser> then the third time it wants to KILL MASTER
#62145 +(271)- [X]
[ @Treach ] can you hump in the sims online
[ @qoncept ] Treach, i think so but i dont know how. figures.
[ @TribalJedi ] you need the love bed i think
[ @qoncept ] thats stupid why cant you just do it out by the dumpster like in real life
#62148 +(1)- [X]
<Ado1> why cant i be ado
<PuffinFreshWog> Ado1: did you register the name 'ADO'? or did some1 esle?
<Ado1> i did on the atomic forums
#62158 +(233)- [X]
<@brush> i'm not racist i donwnload black porn too
#62161 +(407)- [X]
<Jagfire> I gotta virus
<wwestnilee> speaking of virus
<wwestnilee> when i dl hundreds of porn videos and stuff
<wwestnilee> i rename them to like "virus1" "virus2" and stuff
<wwestnilee> then my parents see these files and they dont want to open them
<wwestnilee> thats how to prevent parents from looking at ur porn
#62178 +(187)- [X]
<Lugie> how do i look at a downloaded file
<Paw> open your eyes
<Lugie> where can i find it now thats its downlosaded
<Paw> hit alt + F4 to open your last downloaded program
Quits [Lugie]: (Lugie@AC852723.ipt.aol.com) (Quit:)
#62185 +(130)- [X]
* Coyote` (HaHa@209.194.21.WyldRyde-43304) Quit (Quit: DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS)
<Apple> what's device=fngrcros.sys?
<netnomad> Oh buoy.
* Apple grins
<Apple> i'll look it up
<netnomad> You do that.
#62191 +(34)- [X]
gscale88: Snow Day Chain_If you send this to 10 ppl in 10 minutes then 2morrow we will have a SNOW DAY!!!!!If you only send it to 5ppl then we will have a 2hour delay but go for the SNOW DAY!!
SouledOut 4 Good: Who sent this to you? God?
gscale88: don't ask...
#62192 +(-1)- [X]
<D3adlode> I just noticed something; 1337 + 666 = 2003 =O
#62198 +(209)- [X]
<eddy> school was ok except for the lack of beer
#62223 +(134)- [X]
<shoe_> when i watched the two towers the other day... it hit me ddenly
<shoe_> WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BLACK PEOPLE?
#62227 +(219)- [X]
<Calmino> my father purchased a mule
<Jagfire> this is me caring: asdfgh123
<Jagfire> this is me not caring: zxcvbn321
<Jagfire> and this is me right now: zxcvbn321
#62230 +(439)- [X]
<Vang> Hmm, he's suddenly awfully quiet.
<Paul> its tough typing with 1 hand.
<Paul> quote me on that and die, pigs.
#62232 +(223)- [X]
<SideLabel> Rhodz, there is bad porn.
<Rhodz> Dude, when you can masturbate overa guy getting his ass licked out coz ur too lazy to fast forward, you can masturbate to anything
<Rhodz> wait, when you said "bash.org", you didn't mean you submitted my anal lick quote to bash did you?
<Dramon> no i dont know how
<Dramon> i was just thinking of it at the time
<Rhodz> lol ok cool
#62233 +(227)- [X]
tom: you know it's not a good sign when you go for a trip, and only realize a week later that you forgot to unpack your bag
tom: and your bag includes your deodorant and toothbrush
#62234 +(21)- [X]
<@tkg> im gonna overclocking it
<@tkg> but in winter
#62235 +(227)- [X]
<Afxtwin> I am looking for some really good ascii art
<ecto> I got it
<ecto> but you got to suck my dick first.
<sXr> show him your cok pls
<ecto> /\) _
<ecto> _ / / (/\
<ecto> /\) ( Y) \ \
<ecto> / / "" (Y )
<ecto> ( Y) _ ""
<ecto> "" (/\ _
<ecto> \ \ /\)
<ecto> (Y ) / /
<ecto> "" ( Y)
#62237 +(174)- [X]
* JohnWWells Quit (Quit: Leaving)
<Nematocyst> it's not the EVENING
#62238 +(21)- [X]
<creepyfufu> what the fuck
<creepyfufu> university of texas is 50% female 49% male
<Ironchef> whats the other
#62241 +(564)- [X]
<mulambo`MoD> this dude is fucking everywhere
<mulambo`MoD> every channel i go to he's on
<mulambo`MoD> but he never talks to me
#62244 +(318)- [X]
(Klynx) Are you sure you're running linux, Oliverglass? is there a start menu on the bottom left of your screen? ;)
(Oliverglass) Klynx: yeah why?
(One-) Oliverglass: what desktop environment?
(Oliverglass) One-: What do you mean
(Oliverglass) XP or something
#62245 +(-6)- [X]
<stream> i did dxm for the first time
<stream> and i took a shit
<stream> then threw up in it
<stream> and shit splashed all over my face
#62248 +(1235)- [X]
<Dromous> I think a church with a lightning rod shows a decided lack of confidence.
#62255 +(184)- [X]
* phieje (~email@example.com) Quit (Quit: kersik putih net 1 pc 12)
<+otaku1> that signoff message really makes ya think
<+Dr`Device> It makes me think "I'm sure glad i don't know whatever the fuck language that is".
#62269 +(160)- [X]
<Mdar> I see ads for anti-depresents
<Mdar> side effects, constipation and insomnia
<Auri> somehow, I think constipation and insomnia would contribute to depression...
<Mdar> do I want to make love with a knife, or not sleep and shit...
#62293 +(236)- [X]
01/06/03] [01:52:39 AM] <Gh0sTly-deth> ...
<Gh0sTly-deth> how do i kick my own nick, cause i wanna use it, mirc crashed and left Gh0sTly logged in
<Duker900> no command ghost
#62297 +(50)- [X]
(@prence) i masturbated into a kleenex yesterday
(@prence) and i threw it away and when i came home today my dog had taken it out and torn it into 38949832 pieces
#62310 +(695)- [X]
<xanex> xmms manages to skip about 90 songs in my playlist and keep playing the same 5 over and over
<xanex> its a new feature, they call it 'MTV mode'
#62315 +(331)- [X]
<port80> I was trying to do my washing yesterday, she draggeed me onto the bed handcuffed me (oh how I struggled) and *censored* the *censored* out of me.
<Hajitorus> plungered the herpes out of you?
<port80> yes... yes indeed
#62338 +(27)- [X]
<S|mb0l|c> how can i view just the hot bitches profiles?
#62344 +(341)- [X]
<+reality|> i love jesus but i couldn't eat a whole one
#62355 +(174)- [X]
* Joins: SJr|Tecra (Sjr@west373.authent.sfu.ca)
<RoChess> SJr, i like your new dns, if it had a T in it, i'd join that college
#62356 +(302)- [X]
<@Wizzard> love is a word men use to get laid
<@Wizzard> actually replace men with teenaged boys
<@SJr> men use money
#62362 +(42)- [X]
<Yarneo> i never found a diff between 16 and 32 bit :|
<Fidel-> thats because u're color blind
#62365 +(337)- [X]
<Rabbitoh> hehe 2 years ago I went to Fox Studios in Sydney where they held the annual 'sexpo' and there was a chick demonstrating a way in which to make a caste of ones genitals using a fast drying seaweed based liquid to the groin. she was on stage standing like a bow legged cowboy, slapping the stuff on her axe mark beneath her skirt. mmm classy. she then said it'd be great for guys to carry the replica pussy in their pockets to play with.. yeahh.. ok lol
<punkrockgirl> you know what else is classy? using the phrase "axe mark"
#62373 +(27)- [X]
<nuggs> how do i find out my irc number?
#62380 +(33)- [X]
<an13810> OMFG, My brother keeps his "cum-paper" inside the compute.
#62388 +(248)- [X]
<Marticus> i am perusing wil wheatons web log
<toe2toe> What is "being fucking bored and running out of things to do on the internet"
<toe2toe> oh sorry... i thought this was jeopardy there for a second
#62397 +(205)- [X]
<Krell> man, im so fuckin thick today
<PinkShirt> your density increased?
#62400 +(320)- [X]
(+Cougem) msns telling me to make sure im on the internet
(+Cougem) how do i check
#62403 +(351)- [X]
<kuribo> either this CD player is possessed or it's trying to tell me to take out this Avril Lavigne CD
<kuribo> i would think it was these cheap ass CDrs i bought
<kuribo> but my christina aguilera retail CD does it too
<MikeSweetser> Ted, every insight into your CD collection reveals more of a damaged, lonely man. :)
#62407 +(482)- [X]
<kuribo> cacti: got any porn haiku?
<CactusJac> Spray your load onto my face
<MikeSweetser> It's what's for dinner.
#62410 +(263)- [X]
[ _Bender_ ] Guys
[ _Bender_ ] I've a copy of Norton AntiVirus 2002...
[ _Bender_ ] Can I still install that this year?
#62413 +(105)- [X]
<bunyip> if you can put yourself in situations where you meet new people that won't hurt
<SporkAndrew> ...become a cult leader
<Lethe> you'll definitely meet some desperate people there :p
<SporkAndrew> just make sure you get them to drink the poisoned kool-aid first... then they're all fair game...
#62419 +(436)- [X]
<pHluid> It usually takes like 30 days to reroute a fucking T1 line
<mef> why are you telling us?
<pHluid> Just mentioning
<pHluid> Didn't mean to interrupt your meaningful fucking idling.
<pHluid> So sorry.
<mef> Apology accepted.
<l0st> we all make mistakes
#62435 +(378)- [X]
@<Yeshua> am I the only one who thinks the black-haired girl in t.a.t.u is EXTREMELY hot?
@<Echo5ive> Yeshua: I second that erection.
@<Echo5ive> eh, I mean emotion.
#62467 +(1044)- [X]
<Qualjyn> AOL made a keyboard for their users, it looks like this:
<Qualjyn> ____ ____ ____
<Qualjyn> ||A |||S |||L ||
#62471 +(269)- [X]
<Palpaleos> ... http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/?mullet7.jpg
<dn> he looks like a girl
<Him> it is a girl, dn
<dn> she looks like a guy then
#62476 +(672)- [X]
<bhlaab> I want to learn sexual education via the internet! I know what to do! I'll search for "sex" in google! It will be an educational journey of science.
<bhlaab> 202,000,000 entries found! I will learn a lot!!