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#57934 +(-77)- [X]

(dosdemon)  when you go to the tournament ask around, everybody has like insane shit to trade
(dosdemon)  cards I never fucking heard of
(coderage)  you see any strong black there
(dosdemon)  yea there were these negroes playing yu-gi-oh that looked pretty scary
(dosdemon)  make good workers if ya train em right
(coderage)  yeah but i dont have any fried chicken mana

#57942 +(298)- [X]

<SnowSpectre> good lord... I search for "dos 5" on winmx and this turns up
<Bullet> ?
<SnowSpectre> 5 young student girls fucked by 2 gym teachers (Lolita Teen Preteen Porn Rape Sex Nude) QWER(1).mpg
<Bullet> Lovely. lol
<SnowSpectre> and two more ~1GB porn movies
<Bullet> damn.
<SnowSpectre> and they're all chicks. come on, if you're going to return porn when I search for old versions of dos, at least tailor it to my needs
<Tobisaurus> umm...
<SnowSpectre> something like "hunky british sys admin flames stupid newbies"
<Bullet> lol
* Tobisaurus smirks

#58031 +(-31)- [X]

<ras> i wish you could get a filter on irc to keep ethnics from messaging me

#58032 +(696)- [X]

<Krasny> I have a bet with a friend he claims Sydney is not the capitol of Australia LOL
<PsychoFreak> Uhhh
<BasTyra> HAHAHAHAHA
<PsychoFreak> Sydney isn't the capital of Australia
<PsychoFreak> you're fucked
<BasTyra> HAHAHAHAHA

#58033 +(10)- [X]

<PSIKAR> !sniper.tx.us.dal.net *** Looking up your nationality...
<PSIKAR> !sniper.tx.us.dal.net *** Checking Country
<PSIKAR> !sniper.tx.us.dal.net *** Found your race
<PSIKAR> !sniper.tx.us.dal.net *** ERR YOU = DISGUSTING SLAV
<PSIKAR> Closing Link: 0.0.0.0 (Sorry, AUSTRALIA is full - try later)

#58045 +(1)- [X]

<Mr^Bobo> i got a hard on today gettin a haircut,,,oriental bitch

#58051 +(158)- [X]

<Maltagal> hi
<Ace> sup
<Maltagal> r u over 40
<Ace> haha no
<Maltagal> well i was going to see what u r like b/c my mum is single

#58067 +(162)- [X]

<ace> type //run c:\con\con
*** voonilla (gsfgdg@202.76.41.19503) Quit (Read error to voonilla: Connection reset by peer)
*** voonilla (gsfgdg@202.76.41.10540) has joined #3GIMPS
<voonilla> fark yew
<voonilla> i had to like pull my computer out of the wall
<voonilla> coz this fatal action thing wouldnt go away
<voonilla> and my computer wont turn off if u push  the button
<voonilla> coz if u shut it down it turns off by itself and shit
<voonilla> and so I HAD TO PULL IT OUT OF THE FUCKING WALL
<voonilla> AND ITS ALL UR FUCKING FAULT

#58073 +(221)- [X]

<Nookadum> and yet I have NO spelling erros

#58074 +(-68)- [X]

<zAim\brb> let webcam chat
<PriMa^BeLLa> let me put on sum makeup...
<PriMa^BeLLa> bfrb
<PriMa^BeLLa> brb^

#58077 +(191)- [X]

<@Zeth> SLing: Will you take 3 years, $2.5 million with a $500,000 signing bonus?
<@SLing> Dude, for that much money I'd eat poop for a living

#58078 +(262)- [X]

<Danae> From the viewpoint of an uncorrupted Christian guy, what would candles mean?
<paranoid> He wants sex.
<Iggles> sex.
<Danae> Danae will devirginized once married.
<paranoid> Devirginized? By the Devirginizer?
<paranoid> I don't know how you "pure" and "uncorrupt" people work, he could be giving you candles to justify his guilt of fantasizing about you when he beats off all his curbed christian rage into a sweatsock late at night.

#58080 +(248)- [X]

<jalist> im giving lin what i always give her
<jalist> my knob with a ribbon round it
<jalist> maybe one day she'll actually want it
<kuhndog> kind of a small gift dont ya think jalist?

#58091 +(226)- [X]

<WimpBastard> so tired
<WimpBastard> 3am
<Buchwald> it's only 11am.  you should be wide awake
<WimpBastard> ...
<WimpBastard> wtf
<Buchwald> dude, i live in america.  our time is the correct time.
<Buchwald> therefore, you should be awake
<WimpBastard> >:|

#58092 +(240)- [X]

<Carlo> hand me the url
<S^^> it's in norwegian
<Carlo> so am I

#58093 +(163)- [X]

<Kerrick> Thank you for installing the newest in microsoft products: Microsoft Church
<Kerrick> Error! file: pope.bmp contains corrupt data, and cannot load
<Kerrick> Please follow these simple steps so we can customize Microsoft Church to your liking
<Kerrick> Step 1: Which of your children would you like to be molested? []Billy  []Michael  []Timmy
<Kerrick> Step 2: with the addition of papyal tithing is even easier! (to continue donate 1/10 of your salary via the paypal button)
<Kerrick> Step 3: Microsoft church will go inot full screen mode and cannot be closed for 2 hours every Sunday []morning []afternoon []night
<Kerrick> Thank you for setting up microsoft church!

#58097 +(216)- [X]

<mootlife> wtf
* mootlife prayers have been answered
<mootlife> bus full of hot chicks just came here
* mootlife goes outside

#58098 +(384)- [X]

<Kersus> we have to exchange presents at work. we had a $20 limit. So naturally
  I bought 20 dollars worth of kool-aid

#58102 +(219)- [X]

<Davis[half-here> http://www.tubgirl.com                 <---is that a rom site?
<@Mintzs> yes

#58103 +(101)- [X]

<crunchyfish> Yeah, poor ZS. Shoplifting, and then getting in trouble for shoplifting. Things are so fucking unfair sometimes.
<Chris_A> Hey, Winona Ryder didn't lose her IRC priviledges.
<crunchyfish> Yeah, and she's not half as hot as ZS.

#58108 +(1896)- [X]

*** IRC -- Based on the original code written by Jarkko Oikarinen
*** Copyright 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991 University of Oulu, Computing Center
<Jarkko> You people have turned a cute little project I did 5 years ago INTO A TREMENDOUS WASTE OF TIME!!!  GET A LIFE!!!  MOVE OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT!!!  You, with the bot... have you ever kissed a woman?

#58112 +(222)- [X]

<falc> i now declare 'oat' to mean 'on another topic', please update your geeky brains immediately

#58115 +(136)- [X]

<KungFuGrp> CABLE
<KungFuGrp> It's ALIVE!!!!!!
<KungFuGrp> the cable man didn't say anything about the warez cds, but he kind of got mad cause of the black box plugged into the tv
<Wilamena> haha

#58119 +(141)- [X]

<Marlean> At a concert for the homeless they gave the homeless CD`s instead of food. Like they could ever listen to it...
* Marlean sighs

#58121 +(317)- [X]

* LordLinus has returned.. back again ..[gone/46d 16h 43m 32s]
* LordLinus is gone.. autoaway after 15 min [cyp/lp]..
<nester> and so it begins again...

#58123 +(219)- [X]

<intra> I have to go to Walmart to get some deoderant. But I thought it would be weird to buy just deoderant, so I thought about getting some DING-DONGs or something, but then I'd be buying DING-DONGS and DEODERANT. So I figure I might buy a shirt, but then I'd be buying DING DONGS, DEODERANT and a SHIRT. So I'm screwed no matter what I buy.

#58126 +(156)- [X]

<intra> I get to drop off kristin's bag... that reminds me, i get to smell her clothes tonight before I go to bed.

#58127 +(111)- [X]

<Cecil> I keep on getting this error, it tells me to press "any" key, where the fuck is the any key?
<A|LOCO> Right between the "jack" and "ass" key

#58129 +(245)- [X]

* Schroe enjoys the benifits of dial-up
<ZRaven> benifits?
<Schroe> In between page loads, I have time to clean various parts of this eternally dirty house.

#58131 +(330)- [X]

<Nematocyst> Christ
<Nematocyst> I have you urinate
<Nematocyst> I hate to urinate
<Nematocyst> I have to urinate
<Nematocyst> fuck
<Nematocyst> the time it took me to write that I could have peed like four times over

#58132 +(780)- [X]

<Valas> i think my family left me and went on vaction
<Valas> nobody has answered the phone for 3 days
<Fulmanar> lol
<Valas> and my bro hasnt been home either
<Valas> this is what they did on thanksgiving
<Valas> they all went to toronto and didnt tell me
<Valas> and came back 2 days later
<Valas> i should leave a suicide note and run away for like a month, and come back and tell them "See how it feels you stupid fucks"
<Fulmanar> lmao

#58146 +(336)- [X]

<[0megaX]> oh what the hell, her computer is doing the exact same damn thing
<[0megaX]> it's like there's a time bomb in os x..everything works perfectly until this exact moment when it stops for both of us..that's fooken strange
<AeroBob> It's a sign from God.
<AeroBob> Mac users edited it out of the Bible, but the eleventh commandment was "Thou shalt get a proper computer, for fuck's sake."

#58147 +(469)- [X]

<Keiichi> i love having a 5-CD changer and a shitty memory
<Keiichi> it's like an endless supply of new music

#58148 +(1651)- [X]

<Lakitu7> "This pokemon wears the skull of its dead mother"
<Lakitu7> Cubone is really screwed up
<Lakitu7> Why the hell would they write that into the poke-universe? That's going to screw up some little kid
<Lakitu7> "We're sorry Johnny. Your mother didn't make it" "Can i have her skull for a helmet?" "what?"

#58153 +(22)- [X]

<Svartfot> try putting some flavored tea up you mouth..same shit different name if  you ask me
* Svartfot was kicked by Dekkon (Thank you for not discussing the outside world, goodbye.)
<^flash> you guys kick and ban people for the most fucked up reasons...
<hardlined> stfukthx
* McMoo sets mode: +b *!*_flash@*.bix.bellsouth.net
* ^flash was kicked by McMoo (no we don't.)
<JafoMatic> laugh

#58154 +(266)- [X]

<asdasd> spellig? excuse me asshole...I got a+ in englsih

#58158 +(701)- [X]

* Locke is listening to Nsync - Tearin' Up My Heart
<Locke> ...
<Locke> time to turn the plug-in off

#58162 +(260)- [X]

<WoWMaN\>ah well, i'm off now
<Bart\> where to?
<WoWMaN\>some people like to call it masturbation, or jerking off. I myself prefer: "letting the dog out"
<WoWMaN\>that way it doesn't sound all that suspicious when I tell my mum what I'm off to do
<Bart\>sure... "Mum, I'm going to let the dogs out" and then you go to the bathroom...
<Bart\>would seem pretty suspicious to me
<WoWMaN\>well, not to my mum
<WoWMaN\>in fact... we don't even have a dog :)

#58170 +(118)- [X]

<Presto> why do they even do that on websites.
<Presto> If the link above is flashing you win!
<Presto> but it seems that the link is always flashing...
<Presto> infact, I have never seen it not flash.
<Moeser> its more like "if you are a gullible user, YOURE A WINNER!"
<Presto> pisses me off
<jenara> ive clicked it before
<jenara> turns out, you don't win
<jenara> you sell your soul
<jenara> TO THE DEVIL
<Moeser> NOOO NOT THE DEVIL!
* Moeser rips off his mouse button
<Moeser> must.... not... click...

#58172 +(101)- [X]

--> nwa (~mc_ren@dsl05673a42.mich.athenet.net) has joined #perl-fu
<nwa> OMG I just had the best shower
<nwa> I bought one of those girly gay shower sponges
<nwa> man, I'm like fuckin lickable clean
<you_suck> ...
<nwa> anyone want to prove me wrong?
<nekroplasm> wtf
--- hardlined sets ban on *!*@*.athenet.net
<-- hardlined has kicked nwa from #perl-fu (uhh.. your outta here like a boner in sweatpants..)

#58173 +(335)- [X]

<Vuriand> Curz: Does OFP have good music?
<Curz> No. It sucks
<Curz> And it sucks very hard
<Curz> Now I'm off to suck
<Curz> Argh
<Curz> *sleep

#58178 +(369)- [X]

*** Joins: Amnesia (ggdf@hide-49208.wc.saix.net)
<Amnesia> yo
<rawhed> yo amnesia
<rawhed> remember me? ;)

#58187 +(343)- [X]

<avat> damn, I've been playing ut too much
<avat> my cursor moved & I was gonna shoot it

#58188 +(500)- [X]

<chem> IM my friend gray then
<chem> Hes got so much porn he gets popups when hes browsing his own pc

#58191 +(32)- [X]

*** AnimeHost used to use a script... back in the age of AOL
<@AnimeHost> a script was a mans sword back then.
<@AnimeHost> now... its a way to combat ignorant malays

#58205 +(-60)- [X]

<Kaos> Old school bling
<Kaos> If I could find one of those clock necklaces
<Kaos> I'd wear it
<Agnarth> flava flav
<steve> bling?
<steve> I'm sorry, I don't speak nigger.

#58213 +(161)- [X]

<ian_> Speaking of shaving, I was experementing with my beard trimmer's hair length settings so I decided to test it on my chest hair.  Now I have a trail of missing hair going from my crotch to my neck.  It's like you're looking from overhead at a foreset with a trail of trees cut down.
<kierabee> your chest hair is on your crotch?
<ian_> There's no clear line of where one stops and one begins.
<kierabee> that's a savory image
<ian_> kierabee, I can shave my ass hair and make a toupe.
<kierabee> why don't you just braid it and leave it in place?
<ian_> Can you  braid it for me?

#58214 +(18)- [X]

<ian_> kierabee, do you like when a guy puts his hand on the back of your head and forces you down on his penis?
<hardlined> haha
<ian_> Or do you like to be more self-directed
<kierabee> have you forgotten that i'm a lesbian?
<hardlined> too much fun for a monday night.
<ian_> Cuz I've seen it both ways in the pornography movies,
<ian_> kierabee, lesbos still enjoy the dick.
<ian_> The Dick.
<hardlined> if she is a lesbian your gonna have to go the forceful way.
<kierabee> well, that's clearly all the education that you've had
<ian_> kierabee, the pepper spray only stung for a couple days after I last had sex

#58222 +(457)- [X]

<brainbox> Xuberant, please, check your keyboard for stuck keys
<brainbox> you've clipped Retard-Lock or something

#58239 +(597)- [X]

<fluffy> note to self. when scanning a portion of your anatomy. remember the scanning software keeps that preivew image. untill your parents go to use it.


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