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#56998 +(18)- [X]

<injektion> did she get herpes
<PC|Holo> hahaha
<PC|Holo> yes and aids

2 minutes later

<@pc|dogg> and IMSOMNIA!!!
<PC|Holo> dogg just doesnt know when a joke is over
<PC|Holo> hes like a real life letterman!

#57008 +(376)- [X]

DasKrav: We were playing a review game in history class, on the topic of the roman empire
DasKrav: The game was like this: The class divides into 8 groups, and one person rotates with the rest of the group in jeapordy-style questions,
DasKrav: and the question was "What was the name of the emperor who built a wall in britain?"
DasKrav: and nobody knew it, so he said "Here's a hint: Its named after him."
DasKrav: and so this one jock guy in my class goes,
DasKrav: "Berlin?"

#57013 +(569)- [X]

<IRh@x0r> h0w d0 1 g3t the m0d5 to @nsw3r my qu35+i0n?
<pualat166> stop talkin like a fucked up irc nerd fuckwit and they will listen to you maybe
<IRh@x0r> 1337

#57017 +(133)- [X]

Legion Kreinak: The world's so fuckin' politically correct these days. Before you know it, we'll be required to call black & white cookies african american & caucasian cookies!
Dragon Phoenix: I could just see that on crayons...

#57041 +(230)- [X]

<MadHatt3r> if you were around men 24 hours a day, for quite a few years
<MadHatt3r> the idea of hetro and homosexuality would go flying out the window
<Jeeeeebus> MadHatt3r: remind me not to spend long periods of time with you..

#57047 +(931)- [X]

<naet> i got my sat scores bak
<naet> 540 verball and 500 math
<naet> so thats liek 900 total
<Go> right

#57059 +(791)- [X]

<cgirl> Wouldn't it suck to find a dead body
<InCDeathmeister> male or female?

#57084 +(297)- [X]

<Daishi> i cant code though...but its on my list..right above learn klingon and right below get a gf

#57086 +(878)- [X]

*** Psy is now known as PSG
*** Signoff: PSG (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Amulya)))
*** Psy (Psy@cloaked.tnt73.nyc3.da.uu.net) has joined channel #penny-arcade
*** Mode change "+v Psy" for channel #penny-arcade by ChanServ
*** Psy is now known as PSG
*** Signoff: PSG (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Amulya)))
*** Psy (Psy@cloaked.tnt73.nyc3.da.uu.net) has joined channel #penny-arcade
*** Mode change "+v Psy" for channel #penny-arcade by ChanServ
*** Psy is now known as PSG
*** Signoff: PSG (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Amulya)))
<Anatole> You know, a lab mouse would have learned by now.

#57110 +(187)- [X]

danamania: wtf is an "ex police" imac?
gelfie: dana: just means it sat in a police station running word I guess
danamania: phwooooar
danamania: like ex-police camrys
gelfie: either that, or it comes with free kiddy porn and a stash of ecstacy tablets hidden in a false bottom

#57124 +(195)- [X]

uroshnor: most oppressed miorities have community organisations - mac user groups are no different

#57143 +(101)- [X]

<wankel> can anyone try and get a cd-key for me ive tryed and had no luck its for soldier of fortune 2
<maestro> wankel: can anyone try going to your local wal-mart and BUYING THE DAMN SOFTWARE?
<maestro> if you want to warez it, at least put some effort into it :)

#57146 +(114)- [X]

<[IX|BoW]WaCKy-Angel-[GP]> can some1 constantly mesg me in ICQ? coz my connection will only move if i receive icq mesg

#57148 +(651)- [X]

<AriaStargazer> the other day
<AriaStargazer> in the car
<AriaStargazer> i was in traffic
<AriaStargazer> and i thought to myself
<AriaStargazer> "jesus this lag sucks"
<AriaStargazer> and then i looked around
<AriaStargazer> and i was like
<AriaStargazer> ..............

#57161 +(135)- [X]

<Babau> Anyone know how to enable overburn in Nero?
<live-evil> theres a big button with overburn written on it
<live-evil> press that
<Babau> Is it the big red one?
<live-evil> yer
<Babau> Alright, I'm going to press it.
*** live-evil was kicked by Babau (I pressed it.)

#57169 +(642)- [X]

<Phaze> SOME HOT CHICK
<Phaze> JUST MAILED ME
<Phaze> HER NEW PICS
<Phaze> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<N1k1tA> me too
<N1k1tA> she also offered penis enlargement
<N1k1tA> and home loans

#57170 +(113)- [X]

<jayscrib> I'm hosting a few websites, how can I enable people to connect and edit their sites? FTP is a no-go, and telnet wont work will it? The server is a win98 box (and a lil note: I have a router to go through)
<LilWashu> youre hosting websites for people on a win98 machine?
<LilWashu> good luck

#57171 +(746)- [X]

<SMW> howdy Ian
<SMW> how you doin tonight?
<Ian_Sharpe> same as always
<Ian_Sharpe> still smoking
<Ian_Sharpe> drinking too
<Protector> Seems you have something against internal organs that begin with the letter "L"

#57172 +(225)- [X]

danamania: wtf... I search on altavista for my page
danamania: and an ad at the bottom goes:
danamania: Find danamania here! www.ebay.com.au - New & second hand!
danamania: I can get a whole new me!
Vash: or a slighty used one, with a few dents

#57173 +(1018)- [X]

<fustard> one time the band teacher introduced a jazz song with "the negroid population enjoys this piece"
<fustard> there were a bunch of black kids sitting in front of me
<fustard> there was like a collective "what da fuck"

#57174 +(790)- [X]

<@Lujan> yet because more and more ppl are getting bigger tvs, and more computers, air con etc
<@Lujan> last house I was in was so old it had 10amps for the whole fucking house
<@Lujan> put some toast in the toaster and the computer rebooted
<Durus> hahahaha lujan.  that's some funny shit
<@Lujan> Durus: no its not. I am the only person on the planet who had to run his toaster of his UPS

#57198 +(387)- [X]

<ecs> i heard ass and i came as fast as i could
<ecs> oh man...
<ecs> i just realized how terrible that sounded

#57314 +(40)- [X]

* billh doing a survey of points in the Linux kernel where mutex replacement would increase preemption and therefore reduce latency for hard RT useage.
<sateh> bill
<sateh> there are too many words in that sentence
<sateh> zzzzzzzzzzz
<sateh>  http://www.wegenermedia.com/
<sateh> ibok spare parts!
<sateh> wheee!
<Feanor> hmm
<Feanor> sateh's drunk :)

#57326 +(246)- [X]

<hitman> and
<hitman> UNLIKE RageFury...
<hitman> I do do guys.
<hitman> er
<hitman> don't
<hitman> heh
<hitman> man
<ambrosia> lol
<hitman> that was a bad typo
* ambrosia pages dr. freud

#57374 +(88)- [X]

<Phobius> I fear nobody
*** Phobius (anthony@phobius.support.gamesnet) Quit (G-lined (G-line requested by Jaden.))

#57407 +(-31)- [X]

mrdanny: I WANT TO SIT ON A WHITE ICE CREAM CONE
amIbuG: ur ass might get numb

#57411 +(280)- [X]

<oblique> i dated a canadian once
<Znutar> Did you get a refund?

#57443 +(112)- [X]

<Yaleman> omg.. you should see a netsplit / join on a warez channel with over 3000 people in it... intense
<Yaleman> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
<Yaleman> it's like a rollercoaster ride man

#57515 +(753)- [X]

<gazzy> fucken dammit u know it's a bad sign when you wake up and "I R 1337" is written on ur penis :/

#57532 +(555)- [X]

<Scott> I thought they were all saying "Hi, Hitler!" Makes sense, since they're waving...

#57535 +(535)- [X]

<Al> arabs can't spell so we have to spell for them
<Al> that's why it's "Koran"
<Kurt> short for Korean
<Lloyddy> i thought ^_^ was short for korean
<jre> No, kek is
<Alien> huk of the ke
<Lloyddy> so is keke short for a jolly korean?
<jre> A kek is one unit of kekeke
<jre> THis throws people because of the extra letter
<Alien> keks bind together via k-ration-synthesis, where each unit sheds one k to form a long chain of kekekeks
<Kurt> FREAKIN NERD
<Alien> They're what we in the business call kekides
*Kurt spanks Alien with moon rocks
<jre> The extra Ks then bind to form the atmosphere of the Zerg homeworld
<jre> Koreans are to the Zerg homeworld what trees are to Earth
<jre> Coincidentally enough, when Zergs respirate, they take in Ks and breathe out chop suey
<Alien> When the polykekide chain is broken the free ks are broken to be used for klysis, rendering the Zerg atmosphere a vacuum.
<jre> LIAR

#57542 +(406)- [X]

<santa-tim> cause the photo CRIED OUT TO BE HAXORED
<santa-tim> it said
<santa-tim> PHOTOSHOP A DICK IN HERE, IT WILL BE FUNNY

#57565 +(84)- [X]

<Nephilim> No, I'm going out on a date with a girl that's had a thing for me since high school
<Nephilim> And... she gives head!!!!!!!!!!
<+jdp> sooo
<+jdp> she will be repulsed at the sight of you now? ^_^
<Nephilim> ...
<+jdp> j/k good luck!!!
<Nephilim> Damnit

#57596 +(363)- [X]

<apoc> my girlfriend called me a fag, jokingly.
<apoc> i think jokingly

#57603 +(26)- [X]

<kisama> !speedtest
<orge> computer speed is 1125Mhz
<claws03> lurking at 1364Mhz
<SantaJes> s00p3r 4thl0n runn1ng 4t 1915Mhz
<kisama> ticks: 148mhz
<kisama> yeah.
<kisama> fear me motherfuckers
<orge> huh?
<orge> ticks?
<orge> i dont know whats lamer ticks or that 148 mhz

#57631 +(78)- [X]

< dai> my knowledge of c/c++ is comparable to my knowledge of women
< Weeble> dai: got a null pointer huh?
< pairo> You can always read books about C.
< shiwan> dai: that doesn't say very much. :P
< dai> shiwan: you're a cruel one

#57644 +(241)- [X]

<iaruj> some idiot keeps unplugging lan cable
<seniaguol> is his name...
<seniagoul> whatever your name is?

#57652 +(-16)- [X]

<MAWKS> i aint a fag
<MAWKS> but ill suck a fags dick

#57733 +(-2)- [X]

<Locke> that reminds me of my orange shirt thingy
<Locke> (its not actually orange mind you)
<Locke> its from their stupid campign for sms messages
<kailus> oh ok
<Locke> it says "r u ok?"
<Locke> and when you turn it inside out it says "i feel gr8!"
<Locke> and im just dying to write "OMG LOL!!!!" on it
<Locke> but the ink will wash off :/
<kailus> hehe awww :\

#57753 +(226)- [X]

< peter> alanis morrisette is a prime example of why horses shouldn't be allowed to sing.

#57779 +(207)- [X]

<Lint> too bad the onion wont be allowed to print under martial law.
<Spam_Man> is that where ninjas patrol the streets?

#57799 +(660)- [X]

<@newt0r> thank god, im atheist

#57804 +(838)- [X]

<OmkAR> weeeeeee
<OmkAR`> they should have a tv show, where ppl go from cable back to dialup for like a month
<OmkAR`> and they film it
<OmkAR`> like survival
<Spiffeh> rofl
<@q-ReZ> lol
<@d-_-b> haha

#57810 +(700)- [X]

<Volt9000> 8===D     O:
<Volt9000> 8===D   O:
<Volt9000> 8===D O:
<Volt9000> 8===DO:
<Volt9000> 8==):
<Volt9000> 8=):
<Volt9000> 8==):
<Volt9000> 8=):
<Volt9000> 8==):
<Volt9000> 8=):
<Volt9000> 8==DO:
<Volt9000> 8==D~O:
<Volt9000> 8==D~~O:

#57823 +(423)- [X]

<DrT> i was on that cruise once.  got really drunk and fucked mini mouse
<katlizy> mini mouse?
<katlizy> is that not just a little kinky?
<DrT> freaked me out when the fake head came off.  turned out to be a really nice guy though

#57829 +(1721)- [X]

<PigsCantFly> SO MY MUM WAS LIKE "CLEAN YOUR ROOM" AND IM LIKE "NO WAY FACIST" IM THE PUNKEST
<@K0ffing> THEN I SAID I'M 12 NOW MUM I CAN STAY OUT AS LONG AS I LIKE AND SHE SAID GO TO YOUR ROOM SO I STABBED HER WITH MY LINKIN PARK PEN
<PigsCantFly> D00D MY MUM SAID SHE DOESNT WANT ME SKATING IN THE HOUSE BUT I WAS LIKE NO WAY HITLER AND I KICK-FLIPPED TO INDY GRIND ON THE CAT

#57916 +(295)- [X]

<do0rkn0b> i wanna learn c++ but i am fat
<Tomato> if anything fat helps you learn c++
<Loco-san> cause you cant move from your chair

#57925 +(221)- [X]

<Slime> Smearing your weiner in dog food and going over to Rex does not count as losing your virginity
<Slime> Trust me, I should know
<Slime> You should have seen the faces at the hospital when I asked where the "Ward for People Who Have Had Their Penises Chewed On By Dogs"

#57928 +(235)- [X]

<[5e]-j4yj0hn> I just dont have that much maney i can spend
<[5e]-j4yj0hn> Its all tied up in other things
<[5e]-One> like playboy mags and condoms
<[5e]-j4yj0hn> no, i have kazaa and socks

#57933 +(187)- [X]

<SantaClaus> Santa on @#gaysouthcoast
<SantaClaus> spreading white christmas in all the wrong places


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